I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

How skinny must Lin En's girlfriend be... Or was that swimsuit designed to cover nothing? After all, Lin En said it was an indoor swimsuit.

Hiss, the more I think about it, the more possible it seems. You people from Xianzhou are just good at playing with flowers. You are worthy of being the immortal species??????!

Xiao Guizi instantly felt like she had opened the door to a new world!

And it seems that I have already stepped half a foot in!

Realizing this, Xiao Guizi quickly took a few steps back, keeping some distance from Lin En as if she was a little scared.

"I can't wear it..."

As if she was afraid that Lin En would go back on his word and force the so-called indoor swimsuit on her, Gui Naifen ran away with the swimsuit in her arms. Behind a reef on the coast, she washed the dirt off her body and changed into the swimsuit that Lin En had carefully prepared for her.

Looking at Gui Naifen's jogging back, Lin En couldn't help but sigh that Mr. Xun (why is it a taboo word?) said it well - "People always like to compromise. For example, if you say that this room is too dark and you need to open a window here, everyone will definitely not allow it. But if you advocate tearing down the roof, they will compromise and be willing to open the window."

Even if the world and nation change, this sentence still holds true.

If he asked Gui Naifen to wear a bikini swimsuit at the beginning, Gui Naifen would definitely not agree. However, if he took out a lingerie swimsuit at the beginning, then Gui Naifen would quickly put on the bikini, fearing that Lin En would go back on his word.

Although Lin En could also take out the erotic tether swimsuit first, and then take out the Bond swimsuit for Xiao Guizi to wear after she refuses, Xiao Guizi would most likely agree to wear the tether swimsuit.

But that would be a bit too inhumane, and we will have to deal with the pests later, so there is no need to give benefits to the enemy.

Gui Naifen's clothes-changing process went exceptionally smoothly, and there was no such thing as a sea monster appearing while she was changing clothes and then Lin En rushed over to save her and let her see everything, or other kinds of accidents happened. But anyway, the ending was a classic plot that gave Lin En some benefits.

Not long after, Xiao Guizi, who had washed off the dirt and sand on her body and changed into a bikini swimsuit, came out from behind the huge reef shyly.

Xiao Guizi's fiery red ponytail, fixed with a red lotus-shaped headdress, swayed in the wind, casting a shadow on the beach. The bikini had a red base and gold edges, and a small bow decoration on the chest. The style was quite standard. Although it was also a two-piece bikini swimsuit, it had a lot more fabric than Seele and Bronya's styles.

Lin En felt that for a girl like Gui Naifen who was full of energy, even a little too much energy and could be regarded as the "Tiger/Brother Knife" of the fairy boat, her swimsuit should not be superficial and revealing. Instead, the shy contrast brought by wearing a swimsuit was more to his liking.

Although Gui Naifen is usually carefree and even sometimes acts very familiar with Lin En, when she is tricked by Lin En into wearing a swimsuit, and it is a bikini style for the first time, even Guizi can't help but fall into a state of overheating.

warn! warn! warn!

As if her face had turned red and warm, Gui Naifen's face was flushed and she looked so reserved that she was completely different from her usual self.

She held back her burning cheeks and walked in front of Lin En, only to find that Lin En had put on a pair of black-framed glasses and was staring at her. When she got closer, Lin En suddenly put his hands together and bowed slightly to her, revealing a very polite smile.

"Thank you for the hospitality????"

Even though Gui Naifen didn't know that the magical eyes worn by Lin En had extra magical effects, just Lin En's rather subtle gaze and smile made Xiao Guizi feel a little embarrassed.

The slight blush on her cheeks, which she had managed to control with great difficulty, was almost spreading to her entire body, reaching her tender white fingertips that were buried in the hot sand due to embarrassment.

The girl lowered her head and intertwined her fingers in front of the red cloth.

"It feels, it feels even more shameful than when the Declaration of Independence was announced on the street..."

“Wow, you also issued a Declaration of Independence?”

Xiao Guizi was just whispering to herself to ease the awkwardness, but it instantly aroused Lin En's temper.

It seemed that because the topic was back to normal, the girl had somewhat neglected her current attire. When Xiao Guizi mentioned the topic of the whole life, she gradually relaxed a little, scratched her cheek and laughed:

"Isn't this what I learned from you?

Although I didn’t succeed in becoming a live streamer, I have tried all the other tricks you taught me, such as the Declaration of Independence, splitting pineapples in the head, jumping through ice holes, and drilling corn, although most of the videos have been removed...”

Suddenly, Xiao Guizi seemed to suddenly remember something and took out her cell phone and waved it in front of Lin En.

"But I still have backups on my phone. For example, Shang Shang and I have filmed this Rashomon-level ruthless job you mentioned."

"Forehead..."

This time it was Lin En's turn to be surprised. He really didn't expect that Xiao Guizi would actually believe his joke and replicate Dao/Brother Hu's ruthless work, and it seemed that he had achieved remarkable results.

It's just a Rashomon-level ruthless...

"Who between you and Li Dazhentou will be the kite?"

"Hey~"

Xiao Guizi tapped her little head gently with her little fist, tilted her head and stuck out her tongue, trying to get away with it.

Seeing her like this, Lin En knew that it was probably the silly Li Dazhentou who was acting as a kite, and he sighed helplessly:

"It's better not to do such cruel things. Even if Li Dazhenbao has thick skin and strong flesh and is quite durable, you can't play with her like this."

"Hey, just kidding~"

Gui Naifen nudged Lin En with her elbow and said with a proud smile:

"You believed it, you really believed it!

Hehe, don't you think about how I could bear to let Xiao Guizi hang herself?"

Hearing this, Lin En couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, tapped the girl's forehead and scolded with a smile:

"Then you are willing to let Li Dazhentou perform the stone-breaking chest show with you. I feel like she is about to be smashed into a small pillow by you~"

"Family, how can you insult someone's innocence out of thin air?"

Xiao Guizi's eyes widened and her face flushed instantly:

"How do you know Shang Shang's breasts have become smaller when you haven't touched them? You are a steward of the Land and Investment Division, so you need evidence!"

"evidence?"

Lin En lowered his head slightly and glanced at Gui Naifen's whole body, and the latter couldn't help but tremble slightly under his licking gaze and hugged her body.

After tasting it again, Lin En gave three numbers accurate to two decimal places. Xiao Guizi was so shocked that her mouth opened slightly and she looked at Lin En in disbelief.

"How do you know my measurements!!!"

"Don't underestimate the eyesight of an LS!"

Lin En adjusted his black-framed glasses and said confidently:

“Don’t look at me like this, I have studied under Taibu Si for a period of time. Although I didn’t learn how to tell fortunes, I did improve my eyesight.

My eyes are better than that ruler, I can estimate the measurements at a glance."

"I really don't know what Lady Taibu would think if she knew..."

Gui Naifen sighed as if admitting defeat.

Taibusi is one of the six imperial officials of Xianzhou. Every year, the number of civil servants relying on Taibusi is hundreds of thousands to one. It is rumored that the contemporary Taibu has the talent to govern the country and maintain its peace. Lin En was lucky enough to study with such a person, but he only learned this?

No, wait!

Gui Naifen felt that she had suddenly discovered something.

"Lin En, what is your background? How come you can easily enter institutions like Hengsi, Taibusi, and Shiwangsi? And you are so rich and even have a connection with Master Fu Xuan?"

Facing the little Guizi who suddenly came in front of him with eyes full of "I'm easy to ride", Lin En did not lean back because of the girl's sudden approach, but let the girl close the distance between their cheeks to a very dangerous distance.

"I originally wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but since you asked me sincerely, I won't pretend anymore! I'm going to show my cards!"

"Tell me now, Xiao Guizi, I really like riding!"

In front of the anxious Gui Naifen, Lin En leaned forward slightly and buried his head in Gui Naifen's ear, whispering softly:

"Actually, I'm the prince of Xianzhou. Do you know Yunqi Marshal Hua? My mother!"

"Hey?"

Mr. Gui Naifen was stunned for two seconds, then he pouted in disgust, stretched out his little hand to put on Lin En's shoulder and pushed him away.

"Really? If you don't want to say it, then just don't say it. Why do you treat me like a fool? I'm not Shang Shang."

"Oh, it's really hard these days. No one believes the truth anymore."

Seeing Xiao Guizi's face full of disbelief, Lin En could only shake his head and sigh, feeling quite that the world is fickle.

He did tell the truth, but what if people didn't believe him?

"Forget it, if you don't believe it, forget it."

Lin En shook his head and looked at Xiao Guizi in front of him, but suddenly remembered another thing. He couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth and put his arms around the girl's shoulders, pulling the girl who was about to distance herself from him back.

"Come on, Xiao Guizi, let's talk about our true feelings."

Although I think there have been more excessive physical contacts than this, but at that time it was just a joke among buddies, and Gui Naifen didn't feel anything special.

But now, she was wearing a bikini and Lin En suddenly put his arm around her shoulders without asking. The contact between their skins made her body tremble as if she was electrocuted. But she did not escape or dodge. She just asked with a trembling voice:

“What…what?”

"It's not a big deal. I just have two things that I've kept secret for a long time and want to clarify with you."

Lin En put his arm around Gui Naifen's shoulders and said as if chatting:

"In fact, I am the number one in your live broadcast room. How about it? Are you surprised or not?"

“Hey? Hey!!!”

Gui Naifen's beautiful eyes were filled with surprise, and she turned to look at Lin En beside her in surprise.

Although she already knew that Lin En was a hidden super rich man, Gui Naifen never expected that the top brother who had been giving her money since she started live streaming in Xianzhou was actually Lin En, and...

"Um, why are you saying this at this time..."

A single man and a single woman, wearing tight swimsuits, a deserted beach, and she is also a beautiful anchor and a top figure!

Gui Naifen's professional intuition sensed something was wrong!

"Of course, it's to talk about the next thing."

Lin En grabbed Gui Naifen's shoulders firmly to prevent her from escaping, and stared into the girl's eyes seriously, which made Gui Naifen a little overwhelmed. She could only turn her eyes slightly away, not daring to look at Lin En at all.

"Actually, I've wanted to tell you this for a long time, but once I say this, our relationship may change permanently."

"..."

Lin En's serious tone made Gui Naifen swallow her saliva.

So nervous, so nervous, so nervous!

What on earth is Lin En going to say?

What does it mean that the relationship may change permanently? He doesn't really want to... support me, does he?

Otherwise, why would he keep paying himself to be the top brother on the list, and why did he choose to make it clear at this time?

What should I do? How can I refuse appropriately?

No, it shouldn't be a rejection no matter how you think about it!

You should think about how to accept it so as to show your modesty!

Just when Xiao Guizi was immersed in brainstorming, Lin En's next words instantly froze her thoughts and her little face turned pale.

"Sister Anchor, according to the Xianzhou age calculation method, I am actually not yet an adult~~"

Gui Naifen: "Ahhhhhh! I don't want to hear this!!!"

...

0+1 Silver Branch, on the tenth level, without Duck Duck and not even fully trained, can still reach 24w on a single target, which shocked me. What the hell?

222. Lin En: Xiao Guizi, you don’t want to do it either / Gui Naifen: Can’t I do it? 4k

"Gah, don't listen to this!!!"

Xiao Guizi, with a pale face, covered her ears, squatted on the ground, and made a sound of collapse to escape from reality.

It seemed that only this could make her forget the bad news that had just caused her heart to stop.

It’s a pity, how could Lin En be so kind as to let her go.

"Sister Anchor~Sister~"

The strange tone of the voice was heard by the girl, making her squat on the ground and tremble like a cat, almost crying.

For a fledgling anchor like Xiao Guizi, an underage viewer who gives a high reward or even becomes number one on the list is more terrifying than a billion murderers! Even more terrifying!

"Why, even though I have the coveted No. 1 spot on the Rich Brothers list, Rich Brother is still my sincere friend who always supports me in real life..."

Xiao Guizi squatted on the ground, murmuring in a trembling voice:

"It should have been double the joy, and I should have had a dreamlike happy time...

But why did it become like this?

Seeing Xiao Guizi's drastically changing expression and her tearful look, Lin En found it difficult to suppress the curve of his lips.

Although this was extremely heartless, he still couldn't help laughing, and took advantage of the situation to squat in front of Xiao Guizi, lift up the girl's chin, and whisper like a devil: