I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

"Sister anchor, you don't want me to apply for a minor refund, do you?"

"No!!!"

After hearing this most terrifying statement for the anchor, Xiao Guizi immediately started crying and making a fuss, almost rolling on the ground:

"Woo woo woo, you gave me over 8 million credits, and the platform took 60% of it. I can't pay back this much money even if I smash my piggy bank!"

"It's okay, Xiao Guizi, isn't the piggy bank meant for this day?

And what do you mean by "can't pay it back"? If you can't pay it back, don't you have someone else who can pay me back?"

"Wow, you, are you a demon?"

Seeing that Xiao Guizi was about to cry out of anxiety, Lin En thought that it was enough and did not continue to torment Xiao Guizi. Instead, he pinched the girl's elastic cheeks and smiled softly in a rather subtle tone:

"If you don't want me to apply for a minor refund, you know what kind of anchor I should be, right?"

What to do...

Xiao Guizi lowered her head sadly.

Luofu is, after all, Lord Luofu's territory. No matter how much she wants to integrate into the Xianzhou, she is ultimately just a beggar and a barbarian. She has no ability to resist Lin En, a local "bad boy" in Xianzhou.

Woo woo woo, Xiao Guizi is too weak and can’t do anything.

For the sake of life in the fairy boat Luofu, and for the sake of her brothers and sisters who have finally found a place to live, Xiao Guizi has decided to sacrifice herself!

However, just when Xiao Guizi was in tears and was about to die heroically, Lin En interrupted her self-admiration.

"Don't look like you're trying to feed the tiger with your own body. I just want you to be my subordinate. What are you thinking?"

"Hey?"

This time it was Xiao Guizi's turn to be dumbfounded.

Although he was the one who was dumbfounded the whole time today, she also felt that she was dumbfounded too many times today.

"What, I thought you were going to treat me like a Starfury... Ugh!"

Before Xiao Guizi could utter that word, Lin En quickly covered Xiao Guizi's mouth and reminded her:

"Don't tell anyone, or I'll really have to act like 'Lin Enen sitting on the balcony' when I get home tonight."

Seeing Xiao Guizi blinking her eyes to indicate that she understood, Lin En let go of her hand.

"Phew, I'm so scared, little Guizi."

After taking a breath and finally calming down, Xiao Guizi patted her rather large breasts and sighed:

“I thought you were really doing something bad to me, Lin, but in the end it was my own fault.

Hehe, this is really embarrassing~"

Xiao Guizi showed the same silly smile as Shang Shang, trying to ease her embarrassment by changing the subject, and at the same time restore her innocent girl image.

Although it seems that her first character when she appeared was Xianzhouhu/Daoge.

"By the way, Lin En, what do you mean by you want me to be your subordinate? What kind of subordinate?"

"Stupid, what kind of subordinate could he be?"

Lin En knocked Xiao Guizi's head in annoyance, wondering secretly whether this girl was infected by Li Dazhenzhu after staying with Su Chang.

She was originally a very smart girl, how come she has become so dull and stupid now?

Beware of the human-to-human transmission of the Li Da Zhentou virus!

"Have you forgotten my identity?"

"Ohhhh, I get it!"

After hearing what Lin En said, Xiao Guizi suddenly felt that he understood everything, and clapped his hands excitedly and shouted:

"Lin En, you want to develop me as a minion of the Ten Kings in the world of the living, right?

I understand, I understand. After all, the judges of the Ten Kings Department stay in the underworld every day and do underworld work. Many things in the world of the living are difficult to handle, so they need a smart and well-informed hawk like me, Xiao Guizi, to carry out their work, right?"

Not noticing Lin En's increasingly speechless expression, Xiao Guizi was still bragging and felt a little shy. She continued to laugh while touching the back of her head:

"Hey, Lin En, couldn't you just tell me straight away?

Although I, Xiao Guizi, am a short-lived barbarian, I have been in Xianzhou for so long that I have already become a Xianzhou person!

I really love Xianzhou and have always wanted to do something for it. It would be great to have the opportunity to become a running dog of the Ten Kings Division!

From now on, my life, Gui Naifen, is Brother Lin En's life, and my body is Brother Lin En's body. I will obey your orders and will never have second thoughts! "

"Hey, stop, stop, stop. You don't have to be so hyperthyroid right now since we're not live streaming."

Seeing that Xiao Guizi was about to become a fairy, Lin En hurriedly stopped the excited girl without even correcting her wrong wording.

"Hi, sir!"

Seeing Xiao Guizi's military salute, which he had learned from some third-rate magic show, even Lin En couldn't help feeling a little ashamed.

"Okay, although your wording and understanding are quite different, that's pretty much it. But now that you're mine..."

Lin En uttered that word with a slight twitch at the corner of his mouth.

"..My running dog, so there are a few rules I need to make clear to you."

In front of Xiao Guizi who nodded quickly, Lin En slowly extended the first finger:

"First of all, the first rule of the Luofu workplace is that subordinates are not allowed to kiss their superiors!"

"Hey, can a boss kiss his subordinate on the mouth?"

"Shut up, you're breaking the rules now!"

Lin En interrupted Gui Naifen's stupid question unhappily and raised his second finger:

"The second rule of the Luofu workplace is that subordinates are not allowed to swear before their superiors swear!"

Otherwise you will be criticized!

Without saying the second half of the sentence, Lin En raised a third finger:

"The third rule of the Luofu workplace...I'll tell you when I think about it."

Gui Naifen: "?"

"Ahem, that's what it is all about."

Lin En coughed twice in a slightly awkward manner, patted Gui Naifen's smooth shoulders and said earnestly:

"Xiao Guizi, the organization has high hopes for you. We hope you can make a living in the world of the living as a lackey of the imperial court!"

"Don't worry, I will definitely live up to the organization's trust!"

Inspired by Lin En's words, Gui Naifen straightened her chest quickly and almost hit Lin En's arm which was so close to her without noticing.

Seeing that Xiao Guizi had completely fallen for it, Lin En nodded with great satisfaction, and then said, "Strike while the iron is still hot:

"Since you are already my subordinate, I will tell you the truth.

Although I came here to hold a beach swimsuit party, my informants have found traces of the plague here. That Tyrannosaurus Rex is actually a rich evil creature. I asked you to deal with it just now because it was a test for you from the organization. "

"The Scourge of Plenty? Here?"

Xiao Guizi, who was filled with joy, also woke up from Lin En's brainwashing after hearing this.

"Does that mean we are going to fight the Bountiful Evil now?"

"That's right. If the plague is not eradicated soon, it will multiply and proliferate as fast as cockroaches. For the ecological balance of this planet, we must strike hard and kill its minions in the cradle soon."

Finally, Lin En seemed to feel that his words lacked some verve, and he immediately let out a strange "hehehehe" laugh with a gloomy face, which made Gui Naifen couldn't help but complain:

"Why are you laughing like a villain..."

"Also, Lin En, you must protect me!"

Xiao Guizi shrank his neck in fear and muttered:

"Xiao Guizi, after all, I am just a street performer. I don't have the strength you have. If I encounter a slightly stronger evil creature, I will probably die.

Although I am a short-lived person, I value my life for a hundred or eighty years. At least I don’t want to die so hastily.”

"Don't worry, Xiao Guizi."

Lin En looked at Gui Naifen sincerely and made a promise.

"With me by your side, how can I let you die so worthlessly!"

"Lynn..."

Although Gui Naifen had already realized that she seemed to have been dragged into the water by Lin En inexplicably, his sincere eyes and words still made the girl feel warm in her heart.

For her, who is living in the fairy boat after the collapse of her home planet, the only people who can treat her so well from the bottom of their hearts, apart from her brothers and sisters, are Shang Shang and Lin En who have been helping her from the beginning.

A best friend of the same sex, although I often torment her.

A best friend of the opposite sex, although he often makes things difficult for himself.

But just when Gui Naifen was deeply moved by Lin En's words, Lin En took out his cell phone and made a call:

"Hello, is this Interstellar Peace Corporation?

Yes, that's right, it's me, the distinguished Xinyue III member Lin En."

"I'm calling this time to buy your company's highest limit personal accident insurance for my friend Gui Naifen... Um, Gui Naifen is a pseudonym and cannot be entered?"

In the face of Gui Naifen's stiff gaze, Lin En put down his phone for the moment, turned to look at her, and asked:

"Little Guizi, what's your real name, Guinevere or Guinevere?"

"I called you a big-headed ghost!!!"

Gui Naifen was surprisingly angry!

The angry Xiao Guizi no longer cared about the differences between superiors and subordinates, or between men and women. She pushed him to the ground with force and then sat directly on his waist. She stretched out her small hands to pinch Lin En's neck and shook him desperately:

"Woo woo woo, you bastard, return my feelings to me!"

Lin En, who was pressed down by Xiao Guizi, rolled his eyes in happiness and pain, which was similar to the expression of a certain young master named Cao!

"Hello, Mr. Lin, do you need anything else..."

The inquiries from the other end of the phone continued. Xiao Guizi couldn't help but turned around and shouted, "No need for that!", which made the customer service of Interstellar Peace Company hang up the phone tactfully.

It seems that with the emotional intelligence of a company employee, she has already realized that she has become a part of someone else's play.

"I was wrong. Is it not okay for me to raise the flag and surrender?"

Lin En, who was beaten to his knees by Gui Naifen, raised his hands and made a French military salute, causing Gui Naifen to immediately stop what he was doing.

It was not only because Lin En admitted his mistake, but also because the girl felt that it was not just Lin En's hands that were raised!

....Interval stickers....

.....Interval

.....Interval stickers..

But despite being shy, the girl actually had some subtle associations.

It feels a bit like when you are playing an assembly game and you find a very suitable and harmonious combination, you can't help but want to put it together and give it a try.

No, Xiao Guizi, what on earth are you thinking about?

"Ahhhh——!"

The girl who turned into a steam engine quickly jumped up from Lin En, covered her little face and squatted aside for a long time, not daring to raise her head to look at Lin En.

.....

Today, Shen He's sister went crazy. I was like a bleeding dog in the abyss, played around by Shen He Wan Xin. It's too annoying. It's true that being on the list means a lot of trouble. From now on, all chapters will be digital, otherwise the chapter names will always exceed the word count.

Since I can’t post pictures, I can only share an enhanced fun with you in the form of text.

Hey, a top-notch embryo has come out, ???? Hey! I'll make a graduation double-explosion speed shoe for you to see!

【Level Up

Level 0 >> Level 15

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