I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

Su Chang's eyes widened in surprise, but before she could ask in detail, an unusual noise suddenly sounded outside the door. A cloud rider happened to see Su Chang walking into Buyehou, so he rushed in and greeted:

"Su Chang, come quickly! Those barbarians are causing chaos again!"

"I'm coming, I'm coming!"

After hearing this, Su Chang, who was always kind and generous and was known as Luofu's timely rain, picked up the Xuanyuan heavy sword and rushed out of the door, shouting all the way and making all the tea drinkers laugh. The shop was full of a happy atmosphere.

Lin En originally wanted to follow to see what Gui Naifen was up to, but a delicate hand suddenly grabbed the hem of his clothes and pulled him back to his seat.

After Su Chang left, Ting Yun also put away his folding fan, lowered his eyes and said:

"My benefactor, I heard that you tamed a fox girl who had transformed into a rich evil creature earlier?"

"Are you so well-informed?"

"Haha, many of the shops you destroyed when you were fighting with that evil creature are owned by me, so I will naturally know some information."

"Fuck, you're a rich woman too?"

Although I know that Tingyun has a lot of assets, this is the first time I have actually learned about it.

Driven by the instinct engraved in his DNA, Lin En suddenly grabbed Ting Yun's little hand, his eyes shining with pure love.

"Rich woman, are you hungry? Let's have some food!"

Being held by Lin En's hand, Ting Yun was not annoyed, nor did he try to break free. Instead, he raised his eyes and looked directly at Lin En, smiling:

"Are you serious, benefactor?"

“From the bottom of my heart!”

Lynn nodded seriously.

"I don't want to try anymore, just give me your thighs!"

"My benefactor, you are joking. My assets are only enough to make ends meet. How can I be considered a rich woman?"

The folding fan lightly touched Lin En's hand and pushed it away. Ting Yun lowered his fox eyes and seemed to sigh.

"To be honest, the fox demon you captured today is actually related to my family.

I thought she had died of old age more than ten years ago, but I didn't expect that she changed her faith to the ancestor of plague and disaster in order to achieve immortality and turned into that appearance.

Longevity..."

Lin En was also touched by Tingyun's sigh.

Among the criminals who committed unforgivable crimes arrested by the Ten Kings Division, the largest number of them were from the fox clan, in addition to various barbarians.

The fox clan's lifespan is over three hundred years, which is not short in the eyes of short-lived species, but it is still far behind the immortal boat people who have a lifespan of nearly a thousand years, so far that it is insurmountable.

It is hard for the races living with the Xianzhou people not to desire the same longevity as them.

"Why, are you also tempted?"

Lin En's straightforward words made Ting Yun slightly stunned, and he sighed:

"Who doesn't want to live forever, but I can't afford the price.

It's just that, when I think that a hundred or two hundred years later, you are still in your prime, while I am already a handful of yellow earth, I can't help but sigh. "

[Good evening, everyone.]

There seemed to be a breath of longevity theory here just now.

I am really underestimated - the power of love is infinite! 】

The sudden appearance of Aha made Lin En's face change slightly.

"What do you want to do?"

[How could Aha have any bad intentions? Aha just wanted to fulfill the wish of this poor little fox.

Let those who ask for something gain something.

Ahaha is going to do good things too, yay! 】

The orange mask gradually changed from a smile to a grin.

[And Aha is very curious, when this little fox turns into a rich evil creature, how will you react? ]

"Fuck you!"

Lynn couldn't help cursing out loud.

【Um? 】

"You fucking..."

[Don't be anxious. I know you are anxious, but please don't be anxious. ]

The mask sneered.

[Aha still likes you very much, so he won't do something that would hurt our feelings~ Aha is really a good star god with a big conscience~]

Chapter 34 I really want to be Miss Tingyun’s dog!

"Sarilang! Sarilang!"

An urgent shout sounded outside [Bu Ye Hou], interrupting the conversation between Lin En and Ting Yun.

The two looked at each other, then stood up and rushed out the door.

Such a noise happened just after Su Chang went out. We can’t let anything happen to this kind-hearted child.

When they arrived at the scene, they found that things were completely different from what they thought.

A girl with a long red-orange ponytail was holding her phone on a phone holder with one hand and holding a small hammer with the other, shouting something loudly.

The silly girl Su Chang, who was supposed to come out to maintain order, was now pinned under a blue granite slab. Her eyes were full of panic. Passers-by stopped and formed a big circle when they saw this strange situation.

Seeing more and more people coming, the red woman also became excited and shouted at the phone screen:

"Hi, hi, here I come!

Dear audience, is the signal clear here? "

"Everyone, have you ever seen a girl's chest break a rock?"

Swinging the hammer head, the orange-haired girl pointed her phone at Su Chang who was pressed by the big rock and said with a smile:

"Family members, please double-click and follow us! Today I will show you a girl breaking a stone with her chest!"

"Hey, hey, hey, I didn't join the Cloud Cavalry to do things like this!"

Su Chang's eyes were full of stars, but the orange-haired girl smiled slyly:

"Please, this is also helping others!"

"I knew that sending Li Dazhentou to capture Gui Naifen was like sending Sanyueqi to capture Yingmei, highlighting the fact that he would never come back."

In the crowd, Lin En complained helplessly.

Seeing this, Tingyun unfolded his folding fan, covered his face and chuckled:

“Isn’t this interesting?”

"One thing to say, one thing to say, indeed."

Lynn nodded in agreement.

Watching other people's fun is much more fun than having fun yourself. Fortunately, Ah Ha is not...

[Hi, hi, hi, I come here to follow the call. Let me ask you, are you my messenger? ]

Lynn's smile froze.

[Option 1: Get up, get up, the urban management is here! Rush forward to arrest Gui Naifen, who is performing on the street, and conduct ideological education on her. You will be rewarded based on the results of the ideological education...]

[Option 2: I am the only one who can bully Li Dazhentou! Rush forward and snatch the hammer from Gui Naifen, and continue to perform the girl's chest breaking stone... Reward: Awakening Wuhun Haotian Hammer]

[Option 3: The ruthless ones cannot be killed! Rush forward to stop Gui Naifen, tell her what the real ruthless ones are, and sing the short composition "I really want to be Miss Tingyun's dog" loudly... Reward: Undead Slash Enhanced * Overlimit State]

Lynn originally wanted to refuse, but Aha offered too much!

Although I don't know when the Undead Slash will reach an over-limit state, but if you think about the difference in strength between the Skyfire Greatsword and the Tribulation Destruction, you will know that the Undead Slash's over-limit state should not be weak.

As for the first two options, Lin En simply ignored them. Given Gui Naifen's personality, ideological education would be of no use at all.

And the Clear Sky Hammer?

Forget it. Lin En is still afraid of being entangled by her biological mother, so she won’t talk about Tang Fozu anymore.

"Tingyun, pay attention to my performance!"

"Hey?"

Under Tingyun's somewhat stunned gaze, Lin En walked through the crowd with great vigor and walked straight to Gui Naifen, saying arrogantly:

"I say, your work is too lame. If you don't do any work, who will give you gifts?"

"what?"

Hearing this, Gui Naifen, who was a little scared of Lin En, suddenly became anxious.

"What are you talking about?

Last time I had a job, I bit a lighter.

My account was blocked for a month, my salary was deducted by over 700 yuan, and my lighter is gone! If you have work to do, do it!"

"Well, I'm going to give you a hard time today!"

"Hey, hey, hey, can you please pull me up first? I'm still lying on the ground!"

Completely ignoring Li Dazhentou who was howling at his feet, Lin En raised his arms high and shouted loudly to the crowd:

"Everyone, look at me, look at me, I have something to announce!"

In fact, even if Lin En hadn't shouted the Declaration of Independence, everyone's attention would have been focused on him. After all, everyone was waiting to see the girl's chest break the stone, and he suddenly barged in and interrupted everyone, so it was impossible not to notice him.

After making sure that he was now the center of attention, Lin En cleared his throat and sang in an aria with great emotion:

"I really want to be Miss Tingyun's dog~"

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone in the room fell silent, and no one dared to make a noise.

Gui Naifen: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Su Shang: ヽ(?Д?)?

Audience: ∑(′△｀)? !

Tingyun: (O_o)??

It's just reading a small essay. I, Lin En, have even fought in streets wearing black stockings. This little thing is nothing at all!

With his chest puffed out with pride, Lin En began to sing this eternal masterpiece in front of everyone's astonished gaze.

"I really want to be Miss Tingyun's dog↑!

But Miss Tingyun said she liked cats, and I cried.

I know why I am crying even though I am neither a dog nor a cat. Because I am actually a mouse. "

"I never expected Miss Tingyun to like me. I know that everyone likes cute dogs or cats, but no one likes damp and sick mice.

But I still asked Miss Tingyun: 'Can I be your dog?'

I know I am not destined to be a dog. But if she likes dogs, I can always be by her side watching her, even if she always holds a dog in her arms. "

“But she said she liked cats.

She is still looking at me and making me happy because the cat has not appeared yet. Only I, the mouse, creep out of the hole every day and look at her from afar.

When her favorite cat comes, I should roll back into my hole."

"But I still like her so much. Can she look at me more while I'm still with her?"

Tingyun was completely dumbfounded.

She really wanted to rush up and hit Lin En's head hard with her folding fan and ask him what was wrong with him.