I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

But in this situation, she really couldn't bring herself to do it.

How could he say such words? Don't look at me with such burning eyes at this time, I'm really scared!

Tingyun unfolded her folding fan and half covered her face, not wanting others to see her blushing face.

No matter how others react, Lynn's performance continues.

"..."

"My soul looked inside through the window. The hanging bells were ringing softly. Miss Tingyun was leaning lazily on the sofa, and the orange cat, who was performing very docilely, was sitting on her shoulder.

The firelight from the fireplace shone on her face, and my frozen heart warmed slightly in the wind.

This concludes my speech, thank you everyone. ”

After finishing his speech, Lynn politely bowed to the audience.

After a moment of stunned silence, the crowd burst into thunderous applause.

A barbarian with a bowl-cut haircut jumped up from the crowd and shouted loudly:

"That's very well said! Long live Miss Fox!"

With someone taking the lead, more and more people joined in the cheering.

"Wuhu! Foxman Champion!!!"

"Furry is the best!!! Long live furry!"

"Ahhh, I want to be Master Yukong's dog too!"

Seeing the audience's unprecedented enthusiastic reaction, Gui Naifen knelt down in front of Lin En with a dazed look on her face, hugged his thighs and shouted:

"Master Lin En, I want to learn how to do this!!!"

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What you spend most time thinking about is actually the mission rewards. After all, the protagonist doesn’t really need too many things, and all the rewards you draw have to be put to use.

By the way, do you want to see the main storyline?

Any suggestions for living things can be mentioned.

Dad, I have one more thing: Are you serious that there is no new main plot in MD 1.1? Genshin Impact 1.1 has already finished telling the Liyue story!

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Chapter 35: Want to learn? I'll teach you

"Let go! Let go!"

"No, not unless you teach me how to do it!"

Lin En, whose thighs were held by Gui Naifen, swung her legs hard to try to shake her off, but she was as sticky as taffy.

Seeing that more and more people were gathering around, the traffic was already seriously blocked. It was estimated that there would be a lot of Cloud Cavalry or stewards from the Dihengsi soon.

"Let go first, let's talk somewhere else!"

"it is good!"

Hearing that Lin En agreed, Gui Naifen also agreed quickly.

Lin En hurriedly pulled up Su Chang, who was still pressed to the ground by the stone slab, and grabbed Ting Yun, who was watching the show, and rushed out of the crowd.

"Slow down, my benefactor. I can't keep up."

Ting Yun, who had been dragged by Lin En to run half the street, said coquettishly. Seeing that there were not many pedestrians around, Lin En also stopped, and then casually threw the girl with twin ponytails in his hand to the ground.

"Hey, what are you guys doing here?"

Su Chang, with stars in her eyes, staggered to her feet.

This place is quite quiet, with a pavilion overlooking the sea of ​​stars. Looking up, you can see the remaining poles of Jianmu standing proudly in the sea of ​​clouds and reaching the starry sky. In the pavilion, there is a woman in a fairy boat sitting quietly with her eyes closed, concentrating, and no one knows what she is thinking about.

Lin En ignored her and walked into the pavilion, found a small table and sat down. Then he said to Gui Naifen, who came up with a pair of messy props on her back, “

"Have you ever done anything cruel? The Declaration of Independence, splitting a pineapple in the head, drilling corn, DDV iced black tea, and a Rashomon-level Donald Duck kite?"

Gui Naifen originally wanted to say that she had had plastic surgery.

She had done things like "eating noodles upside down, whistling while brushing teeth, crushing stones with chest, locking throat with golden spear, swallowing sword to pierce spine, catching bullets with bare hands", but she still felt inferior to these things that Lin En mentioned, although unclear but impressive, and she quickly shook her head.

"I've never done it before, please teach me, sir!"

"Come on, I'll tell you."

Lin En waved to Gui Naifen to come over and continued:

"If you want to become an internet celebrity and make a lot of money by working hard to get traffic, you have to make up excuses, abandon shame, collude with the censors, and cheat people into making money. You can only make money if the censors don't ban you.

After we get the money, we have to split it 70% and 30% of it.”

"How come it's only 70%?"

Although the topic went off track, Gui Naifen, who originally wanted to be a Luofu internet celebrity, couldn't help but question it out loud.

"Seventy percent is someone else's! Whether you can get 30% depends on the reviewer's mood."

"What? I came all the way to Luofu to be an internet celebrity. I have to come up with a pretext, I have to collude with the censors, and I have to see his face... Then I'm like a beggar on my knees, right?"

Gui Naifen's words made Lin En burst out laughing on the spot. He raised his head and looked at the blushing, hot girl, and nodded:

"According to what you said, being an internet celebrity is really like begging for food on your knees.

That's it. How many people want to kneel but don't have the means to do so."

Seeing the girl's unwillingness, Lin En changed his words:

"But I have a way that will allow you to make money without having to sit back and do nothing."

Hearing this, Gui Naifen regained his spirits.

"Great goodness, sir, please speak!"

Lin En took out a black feather white fan from somewhere, and sat on the upper seat, fanning half of his face with the feather fan, narrowing his eyes slightly, and smiled:

"Have you ever heard of the term holster... No, the term virtual anchor?"

..

While Lin En was teaching and answering questions for the younger generation, his colleagues were also busy.

Dandingsi, Guanyitai.

"Forbidden area ahead, no passage allowed!"

As soon as they approached, two Cloud Riders took the initiative to stop them, fully armed and armed with sharp weapons, looking very imposing.

Xue Yi looked at them expressionlessly, and Bole, who was following behind her, took out a jade token and said in a cold voice:

"The Ten Kings Division is now in charge of this place. No one is allowed to leave Guanyi Terrace until we have completed our investigation."

The Cloud Rider took a look at the Jade Sign that symbolized the identity of the Judge, and nodded quickly in response. He then quickly sent a message to the other Cloud Rider guards to completely seal off the Guanyi Terrace.

The puppet girl holding a staff walked through the gate and gave instructions as she walked deeper into the Guanyi Terrace.

"Tamamo will investigate the database. Bole and I will each be responsible for half of the area. We must not let the guilty escape."

"Yes, sir"*2

The status of the Ten Kings Department in Luofu is extremely high, and it can even be said to be independent of the normal six departments, simply because the duties of the Ten Kings Department are too important for Xianzhou.

After all, for the immortal people of the Immortal Boat, apart from the invasion of the Rich People, the biggest threat is falling into the devil's shadow.

The journey was smooth and no one dared to stop it.

In the pharmacy deep in Guanyitai.

"Cough, cough..."

Danshi, who was knocked away by the huge force, struggled to get up, but his severely injured body did not allow him to do so.

"Please spare my life. I confess. I confess everything. The secret of the King of Medicine... I'm here to provoke you!"

The spear made of ice pierced through Danshi's chest without hesitation, interrupting his unfinished words.

Bole squatted in front of Danshi and took out a syringe from his personal space, with light golden liquid rippling in it.

"What are you doing... No, you can't fucking do that!"

Ignoring Danshi's screams, Bole injected all the medicine into his body and watched expressionlessly as he wailed and twitched and transformed into a hideous and fertile monster with branches and leaves spreading out and golden leaves blooming.

Then, the spear came out again, and the tip of the spear was as sharp as a blade, and in a moment it cut the evil creature into pieces.

Stepping on the corpse of Danshi, which no longer resembled a human, Bole silently took out the jade omen.

[Bo Le: The sinner resisted fiercely, and after taking the forbidden drug, he fell into the devil's shadow. After I killed him, his soul was destroyed and he could not leave any soul information.

Snowy: ...Understood.

I have found the missing part of the Chiming Sui. Let’s gather our troops.

Bole: Got it. 】

Chapter 36: Gentleman Bird

The work of the Ten Kings Division came to a temporary end, and Lin En switched back to being a deacon of the Land Balance Division, and he was having a great time.

Lin En is now patrolling in Liuyundu, and he also plays the special Rubik's Cube of Xianzhou version - Peg-and-Chisel Liuhe.

To be honest, this thing really tortures the brain. After playing it, Lin En couldn't help but curse, "The Rubik's Cube Man, get out of the fairy boat."

When Lin En passed a corner, he suddenly heard a strange mechanical sound.

"Come on, little brother over there~ Come on~"

Lin En looked in the direction of the voice, only to find a clever bird from Crane Logistics staring at him with narrowed eyes, with something dangerous in its eyes.

Although Lynn felt it was a bit strange to use the word "obscene" to describe a skilled bird, Lynn's intuition told him that the desire flowing in the eyes of this bird was undoubtedly a kind of desire that every man is familiar with.

"A clever bird? Why would you ask me to do anything if you're not busy delivering packages?"

Lin En frowned in confusion. This kind of intelligent express delivery machine can be seen everywhere in Xianzhou, but it was the first time he encountered such a clever bird that could speak out to stop a stranger.

"Oh my, how can you, an organic creature, be so dull? You have such a deep stereotype about us Mechanical Birds!"

The mechanical bird shook its head and sighed, as if questioning the injustice of fate as to why his noble and burning soul had to be bound in this rigid mechanical body.

"The life of a mechanical bird is also a life. I don't want to be a boring mechanical bird anymore. I want to love people, and I also want to be loved! I want a lot of love, do you understand?"

"Emmm, do you want me to catch a pigeon for you?"

After thinking about it, Lynn answered hesitantly.

"Hey, what do you think of my love? Organic creatures are really despicable, so, organic creatures are still not okay."

The mechanical bird raised its head proudly, with the purest and most sincere emotions in the world flashing in its eyes, which made Lin En wonder, when a mechanical creature that is supposed to operate according to a fixed program develops emotions of its own, is it still just a simple machine?

Is there really any difference between mind and soul, silicon array and circuit diagram?

Unfortunately, the next words of the mechanical bird mercilessly broke Lin En's thoughts.

"Ahem, um, can you do me a favor, young man? I need to find a batch of picture albums that were seized by customs. The kind that birds can't read! Hehehe..."

Seeing that Lin En was a little stunned, the clever bird quickly arched its wings and clasped its fists and said:

"After the task is completed, there will be a generous reward, and the album will be split 30% and 70%!"

[Option 3: Slaanesh is like a scourge, poisoning the youth of the Immortal Boat. As a fair law enforcer, I, Lin En, will never go along with someone like you who is obsessed with lust. I will arrest you if you refuse the mechanical bird on the spot... Reward: Nofap Forum experience +, praise for your noble morality]

[Option 2: I came all the way here, how come I only have 70%? Pretend to agree, and take all the mysterious albums for yourself after finding them... Reward: Special edition of sweet flower stuffed chicken for the ungrateful ...

[Option 3: I have an incompatible relationship with gambling and drugs! Agree to the request of the mechanical bird... Reward: Bika, ehvierwer, and one-hour browsing privilege of Forbidden Manga Paradise]

What the hell!

When Lin En saw the reward for option three, his body shook violently, then again, and then a third time, as if he was having an epileptic seizure.

He really didn't expect that after traveling through time for so long, he would have the chance to see these three names again, and have the chance to observe the masterpieces of the teachers again. This precious treasure of human culture must be firmly remembered in his mind!

"I, Lin En, have always been kind and generous, and I have nothing in common with gambling and drugs! How can I turn a blind eye if you are in trouble!"