I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

"Ahahaha, I'm back! What are you all doing sitting here?"

After a moment of awkward confrontation, Lynn quickly laughed out loud, trying to break the silence.

Snapped!

"Tell the truth, you have nowhere to escape!"

Seele slammed her palm heavily on the coffee table, and the rising resentment even formed an obvious pale blue air wave just like the Saiyan's transformation. The girl's dark blue hair also floated up completely ignoring gravity, dancing in the surging aura.

If we ignore Esta who is lighting Seele from behind and Bronya who is using wind elements to create the wind field, this scene might be a little scary.

"Explain what?"

Lin En didn't understand what Xi'er was doing for a while, so he asked innocently, but he didn't expect that this made Xi'er even more furious:

"Well, you have no remorse, and your crime is even more serious!"

Xier's eyes glowed red, and she looked like she was going to transform into a quantum flying head and shoot her head towards Lin En in the next second.

She picked up the phone beside the table, opened a picture and continued shouting:

"Silver Wolf told us everything about the affair you had with that female anchor!

It's too much, it's really too much!

Bronya finally took a day off to prepare for this trip, but you actually left her alone to go out and meet the female anchor in private. Do you know how angry Bronya was? "

"Hey?"

Bronya was suddenly @ed and was startled. The wind field she was maintaining dissipated for a moment, causing Seele's flying hair to fall back down.

Noticing that everyone's gaze had shifted to her face, Bronya waved her hands and stammered:

"I'm not, I didn't, Xi'er, don't suddenly use me as an excuse!

You are the one who is the most angry..."

Bronya's words made Seele look a little embarrassed, but she still slammed the table hard and cried out loudly:

“No matter what, Lin En, what you did was too much!

It was me, it was me first, it was obviously me first! Whether it was living together, kissing, hugging, or falling in love with you, it was obviously me who did everything first!

Why did you have to go find some female anchor! Why are you guys so good at being intimate with each other! Look at me!"

Oh shit, the combo is triggered!

Lin En was a little confused by Xier's sudden crying:

"Xi'er, calm down first, otherwise some things are hard to explain..."

Just as he was about to open his mouth to explain, Xi'er had already activated Reappearance or his turn was forcibly taken away by Yaya Latiao.

“I just don’t understand, Lin En, I don’t understand a word you said!

What is a tsundere? Why do you call me a tsundere every day and say that tsunderes are losers! What is the Blue Sea Group? I didn’t even know Bronya before, and I wasn’t even a female contact! "

Bronya: “???

Can you please not bring me along every time? Am I really just a part of your party? ! ! "

Ignoring Bronya's resentful complaints, Seele, who had stacked up Fatal Rhythm and Conqueror, continued to output:

"What does the word 'Sewer Girl' mean? Why do you call me Quantum Flying Head Barbarian? Why don't you take me with you when you fight in the Abyss?

I don’t understand! I really don’t understand! "

Originally, Lin En thought that Xi'er was immobilized by him, so it would be difficult to continue chasing her. Unexpectedly, Xi'er was just like a god descending from heaven, just like a god who had activated Dame, Plateau Bloodline, Endless Fury, and Ragnarok at the same time:

"I am indeed a little dumb and I have never been to school, but I am really trying to study hard! But math is just too difficult and I just can't understand it! I am also working hard and trying my best to help everyone! But why do you treat me as a stupid mascot?"

"Um, Xi'er, let me tell you..."

"Hey, hey! Can I still trust you? Can a guy like you who keeps telling lies be trusted? I have to exchange my sincerity for your casual perfunctory words, and I am treated like an idiot by you every day, every day! What am I, the most complete idiot in the world? Or a woman who you can summon and dismiss at will?"

".....If you don't read these words out loud line by line on your phone, the effect might be better."

"Eh? Is that so..." Xier put down her phone pitifully, and her dazed expression was really amazing.

"But the dialogue here is so long. How can anyone remember it if they don't read it aloud? It took me a lot of effort just to replace my name..."

"It's okay, Xi'er, you've tried very hard."

Ester patted Seele's shoulder to encourage her, and Bronya quickly nodded in agreement.

Lin En was also really amused by Xier's behavior. He shook his head and smiled half helplessly and half dotingly:

"I really can't do anything about you. Even though your way of expressing yourself is a little strange, I already understand your feelings and thoughts!"

"Yes, as long as the emotion is conveyed..."

Before Bronya finished her words of comfort, Lynn had already stepped on the coffee table, pointed at Seele and shouted:

"In that case, I'll take special care of you tonight!"

Xier: "?"

"What have you understood!!!"*3

...

After the farce, by the time the four of them packed up and came out of the room, it had already darkened.

Lin En stretched himself lazily, feeling refreshed. He looked up at the sky and saw only a dim moon and sparse stars.

Tonight, nice moonlight.

"Wow, Lin, you guys are finally done with this."

Xing held up two huge skewers of grilled squid tentacles and walked towards Lin En and his group. He turned around and pointed at the bonfire that was burning brilliantly on the beach and said with a smile:

"Would you like some BBQ? We just caught all the ingredients, especially the giant squid that Sister Yan Cui killed with one punch. It looks so fresh after grilling! Very delicious!"

As he spoke, Xing thrust the grilled squid tentacles in his hand, which were as thick as his forearm, into Lin En's mouth, causing the latter to quickly take a step back in disgust.

"Oh my god, be careful, I was almost blown up by your tentacles!"

Unlike Lin En, Xi'er took the string of grilled squid tentacles from Xing without hesitation, opened her little mouth and started to bite and tear them apart.

"I just wasted so much energy and now I'm hungry!"

While tearing the food, Xier mumbled incoherently and took the time to glare at Lin En, seeming to still be resentful of the special attention she had given her previously.

Esther, who had just been fed, had no appetite now, but the bonfire party itself was quite attractive to her. She smiled and trotted towards the grand bonfire burning on the beach.

"Yeah, it's a bonfire party. I haven't seen such a primitive celebration for a long time!"

Seeing this, Lin En and his companions hurriedly followed.

Around the grand bonfire, everyone had already gathered together, talking and laughing, putting aside all their worries and enjoying the party to their heart's content.

"Lynn, this way!"

As immortal dragon descendants, the physical fitness of the Chi Ming people is far superior to that of ordinary people. Coupled with the medication that Natasha carries with her, Yan Cui's injuries have almost recovered except that she can't do strenuous exercise. She is now serving as the head chef of this BBQ.

"Sister Yan Cui, have you gone back to catch another evil creature?"

Lynn looked at the giant squid monster imprisoned on the coast and asked curiously.

That bald farmer stayed on Teyvat for three or four years, creating a lot of strange and bizarre creatures, and he threw them around without any environmental awareness. If there weren't already a lot of giant beasts on Teyvat because of the residual power of Kurigaro, the ecosystem would have been destroyed by these "alien mutant species".

The "Kenlak" sea monster that Yan Cui pulled back was a large and fertile creature developed by the bald farmer. It had a very strong regenerative ability. Lin En was busy saving people at the time and didn't care about these large squids, but it seemed that Yan Cui called Xing and the others to run back and catch one as the main meal for tonight.

And the facts were not far from what Lin En had guessed.

Yan Cui ignored the sea monster's struggle and dragged its tens-meter-long tentacles onto the barbecue grill above the huge bonfire. She sprinkled seasoning on it and laughed happily:

"This time it really is a blessing in disguise for us, my dear, this evil creature is really a perfect ingredient.

Not only is the meat chewy and nutritious, but it also has a very strong regenerative ability. Look—"

As she spoke, Yan Cui, who had just finished grilling a tentacle, chopped off the roasted tentacle with a knife. The sea monster then began to struggle in pain, and a new tentacle quickly grew from the broken foot.

"Hey, you see, it's the inexhaustible one. We plan to drag this thing back to the fairy boat and keep it in our restaurant!

From now on, I can make a lot of money by cutting its tentacles and selling takoyaki every day!"

Seeing Yan Cui's excitement, Lin En couldn't help but shook his head and reminded helplessly:

"Sister Yan Cui, have you forgotten that this is a rich evil creature? If you are reported for using prohibited ingredients, you will probably go to jail until you shed your scales and are reborn."

But contrary to Lin En's expectations, Yan Cui did not feel disappointed when she heard this, but continued to smile:

"Oh, now it's your turn to appear.

Aren't you from the Land Investment Company? For the sake of our friendship, can you give us a legal certificate? Then we can split the income 70% to 30%? "

"How come it's only 30%..."

Lin En said this instinctively, and then quickly realized that he seemed to have said the wrong thing, and his face suddenly became stern:

"This is not a matter of money. I can't bend the law for personal gain! In short, if you want to take it back, you have to register it with the Land and Resources Bureau first and let the staff check that there are no food safety issues."

"Okay, you are the official and you have the final say."

Yan Cui nodded readily, and then glanced at the others who had already started eating, with a somewhat questioning expression.

In response, Lin En waved his hand indifferently:

"It doesn't matter tonight. Anyway, firstly, we are not in the territory of Xianzhou, and secondly, we have a doctor here, so nothing will happen."

"Okay, let's continue!"

Yan Cui finally felt relieved and continued to process the grilled squid tentacles.

Yan Cui relied on her brute force to throw the ten-meter-long giant tentacle into the air, and then shouted in a delicate voice:

"The sword is as bright as mine, I will chop off all the offal!"

Before the tentacles fell from the air, Yan Cui had already drawn her sword. The sword shadow swiftly flew across the sky, like thunder and rainstorm, cutting and smashing everything in front of it. It was so fast that it even left several afterimages in the air.

What a fast sword!

It was so fast that even the food itself couldn't react. The huge tentacles had already turned into smaller pieces of meat and fell everywhere. Then Yan Cui threw out countless bamboo sticks at a dazzling speed and pierced them one by one.

"Fuck-!"

Yan Cui's series of moves shocked Lin En.

Although he had seen more amazing sword skills, this was the first time Lin En had seen sword skills applied so perfectly to cooking, and he couldn't help but marvel at it.

"What a fast sword! Sister Yan Cui, if you had participated in the cooking competition back then, I'm afraid even my Nine-Turn Large Intestine would have been defeated~"

"No, no, you are too kind, family member."

Yan Cui smiled a little embarrassedly and said, "This is the sword technique I used when I was dealing with beef offal. I just recited it fluently. I am really sorry to make you laugh."

Lynn brought the freshly grilled squid to the table and enjoyed this extremely fresh delicacy with everyone else.

I have to say that Yan Cui's cooking skills are really good, or maybe high-end ingredients really only require simple cooking methods. Anyway, the grilled squid was welcomed by everyone, especially the Beloberg people such as Hook, Pella, and Silva. After all, they had never eaten seafood before.

Little Hook was running around the dining table holding a grilled squid that was almost as big as herself, until Natasha, who couldn't bear to watch it anymore, grabbed Fate's neck and she started eating obediently.

Although the live broadcast room was blocked, Xiao Guizi's professional instinct still made her shrink into a corner and start recording a food show.

"Hey, everyone, today I, Xiao Guizi, will perform a three-bite-one-squid-tentacle trick for everyone!"

Then he was almost choked to death by the thick tentacles. It seems that Xiao Guizi still needs to work on her oral skills.

Lin En patted the smooth back of Xiao Guizi, who was coughing non-stop and almost fainted, and said enthusiastically that he would not mind being Xiao Guizi's sparring partner and helping her practice more in the future.

Before Xiao Guizi could react to what Lin En was saying, Xier, who happened to be walking by, headbutted him with a rocket, knocking Lin En to the ground.

"Disappear with the butterflies, you damned scumbag!"

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I'd rather write about daily happiness. Why can't I have a swimsuit party on the beach with beautiful girls??????

I checked the subscriptions and found that the overall subscriptions to Jingliuxian have decreased a lot. It seems that everyone has skipped it. I feel a little disappointed.

I have downloaded Seventh Dimensional Dream Star today. Don’t force me, or I will download it for all my friends in the group with one click! (I was just kidding when I said I would download Genshin Impact for everyone, but this “gen” God is actually for real)

227. Three meals a day, three kinds of legs/What should I prepare for meeting my parents? 4k

"Gua, it's the Quantum Flying Head Barbarian, retreat quickly!"

Lin En, who was knocked to the ground by Xier's rocket headbutt, screamed and rolled under the table. The beautiful legs of young girls and some "sisters" immediately filled his entire field of vision.