I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

Black stockings, white stockings, bare legs, everything is available, it’s so cool!

In this situation, Lin En couldn't help but recall the classic communication he had with a porridge friend in his previous life.

[42 Sister, have some of my creamy ice cream: The land and water that surround you shape your people, and this is what Terra means to Terra people.

People are iron, and rice is steel, so you panic if you don't eat a meal.

Lynn: What do the Terrans eat in the morning?

42 sister eat my cream ice cream: German dog shoes with porridge

Lin En: What do the Terrans eat for lunch?

42 sister eat my cream ice cream: horn shoe steamed egg

Lin En: What do the Terrans want to eat here?

42 sister eat my cream ice cream: the queen mother's shoes are garlic

Lin En: Enter the canon! 】

At that time, Lin En had laughed at this porridge friend for being too extreme, but now it seems that he was too hypocritical and failed to recognize his own true heart.

Look at the circle of beautiful feet and legs under the table, it’s simply... bliss???

From now on, for the three meals a day, breakfast should be light, and I will eat bare legs and feet like Xier, Estelle, Xing, and March.

If you want a hearty lunch, then YaYa, Nata, and Xiao Guizi are undoubtedly the best choices.

Dinner is all about enjoyment. The sweet and delicious white socks cakes like Que'er and Huohuo or Fu Xuan's white silk tender feet can be said to be elegant and tasteful.

Our Xingtie is really great! We have duck legs, chicken legs, goose legs, ham, and everything else!

"What the hell are you doing down there? Don't hug my legs all of a sudden!"

Xiao Guizi suddenly felt her calf being hugged and began to struggle hard, which allowed Lin En to barely regain some sanity from this paradise. He quickly rolled out from under the table with a Neymar roll.

Lin En got up from the ground and wiped the sweat off his face, then said with a rather fearful sigh:

"Fortunately, I used my strong willpower to overcome the evil in my heart, otherwise I would really be regarded as a pervert."

"What, aren't you?"

Gui Naifen widened her eyes in disbelief, as if she had heard some incredible fairy tale.

"Shut up! Subordinates are not allowed to kiss their superiors!"

Hearing Gui Naifen's complaints, Lin En grabbed a squid tentacles as thick as his forearm from the table without hesitation and stuffed it into Gui Naifen's mouth, causing the girl who had just been freed to almost choke and roll her eyes.

"Ahem, murder you!"

Spiting out the squid tentacles in his mouth, even an optimistic person like Xiao Guizi was a little angry. He stood with his hands on his hips and glared at Lin En.

"Xiao Guizi, I almost sent it just now!"

As an absolutely loyal walker of abundance, if Xiao Guizi was really choked, Lin En wanted to say that he would give her artificial respiration regardless of the past, but under the pressure from Hill, he finally kept his mouth shut.

Fortunately, Xiao Guizi quickly calmed down and did not pursue the matter further with Lin En.

After eating and drinking, I felt a little tipsy in the middle of the night.

Xiao Guizi, who was a little tipsy after drinking some wheat juice, was also in a playful mood. He found a bunch of fireworks from somewhere that covered most of the beach, and happily distributed various fireworks to everyone:

"Hehe, this is a rare opportunity, let Xiao Guizi wish everyone a happy new year!"

"It's only what month now and you're already wishing me a happy new year?"

Hearing Lin En's complaints, Xiao Guizi waved her hands nonchalantly and grinned:

"It's okay, it's okay. Isn't there an old saying in your Xianzhou that it's still years before thirty? I'm thinking, is this girl still thirty?"

Lynn: “…

There was something wrong with your understanding from the beginning!"

"Okay, okay, Lin En, don't worry about it. It's good enough for everyone to have fun~"

San Yue Qi, holding a handful of fairy wands in both hands, stopped Lin En who wanted to correct Gui Naifen, and then continued to happily wave the bunch of fairy wands that were blooming brilliantly... Perhaps it would be more appropriate to call them fairy columns. The fireworks ran towards Xing, and at first glance, the shining back looked a bit like a motorcycle warrior who had activated his backup hidden energy and was ready to die together with the enemy.

Lin En looked around and found that everyone was indeed interested in the flammable and explosive materials "smuggled" by Xiao Guizi, so he was quite tactful and did not complain too much.

Gui Naifen, who had an outgoing personality, immediately put aside her previous unhappiness and said excitedly while holding up the fireworks in her hand:

"Lin En, Lin En, do you want to come and play with us? Luofu has restricted the use of fireworks in the past two years, but I have stockpiled a lot of them. It's a good opportunity to have some fun!"

Hearing this, Lin En snorted disdainfully, thinking that barbarians like Gui Naifen were not as calm as the immortals. She looked much older than Xiao Que'er and Tai Bu, yet she was so childish.

"Humph, you are so old and still playing with fireworks, only children like this..."

.......

"Wuhu, eat my Avada Kedavra!"

Rolling to avoid the brilliant fireworks exploding around him, Lin En raised the firework tube in his hand and pointed it at Gui Naifen in the distance, shouting a spell.

And a green firework really shot towards Gui Naifen like a spell, making a sharp "whoosh" sound.

"Mu Da Mu Da, you're too slow!"

Laughing happily, Gui Naifen used the element of fire to ignite the "fairy wand" fireworks in her right hand, and suddenly threw out an arc of sparks to detonate the fireworks shot by Lin En prematurely, and then immediately raised the firework tube in her left hand to launch a counterattack.

"Try this, fireworks are coming!"

"Don't use other people's lines casually, Brother Kao will be angry!"

Although Xiao Guizi is indeed called Xingtie Xiaogong, the gap between the two is still quite obvious.

Not to mention anything else, just in terms of bust size, Xiao Gong has already won a lot.

According to Lin En's measurement, if Hu Tao, the thinnest character in the original god, is used as the unit of measurement, and her body mass is called one peach, then Xiao Gong's body mass is at least four peaches, and this is under the premise that she uses a chest wrap!

And the person with the thinnest figure that Lin En met on the fairy boat should be Fu... Fu Xuan, yes, it was Fu Xuan!

Fu Xuan's *weight is about 1.2 peaches. Let's take one fu as the universal unit of measurement for star iron. Then Gui Naifen's *weight should be around 2.6 fu, which is about 3 peaches, still far inferior to Xiao Gong!

This is the value of the first fire C in Genshin Impact. Xiao Guizi still has a long way to go if he wants to challenge Xiao Gong’s status!

Lin En was cursing wildly in his heart and preparing to launch a counterattack, but he found that the firework tube in his hand was exhausted. He simply took a step forward and swung the firework tube as a weapon.

"boom--!"

The firework tube hit the fireworks, creating fireworks all over the sky. It was much more gorgeous than the normal fireworks, which made Gui Naifen couldn't help but take a few more glances.

Lin En had taken the opportunity to replenish his ammunition, and he quickly ignited it with the fire element and aimed it at Gui Naifen.

"Love Talisman - Master Spark!"

"Wow!"

Gui Naifen, who was caught off guard, looked at the brilliant sparks that had rushed in front of her. She could only scream and squat like a 500-year-old vampire, covering her head and defending, and narrowly avoided the bombardment of the extreme sparks.

"Wuhu, we are the champions!"

Lin En, who had once again defeated Xiao Guizi and sent him fleeing in disarray, cheered excitedly.

This way of playing might be a little dangerous for ordinary people, but for those who have the power of destiny, it is extremely interesting.

"You are cheating. How can you use fireworks as weapons?"

Xiao Guizi swung her long ponytail in dissatisfaction, but Lin En was not afraid of his own shadow.

"Aren't firework tubes considered fireworks? How can fireworks be such an inconvenient thing?!!"

"That makes sense..."

Sniffing pitifully, the defeated Gui Naifen gave up the idea of ​​arguing with Lin En, grabbed a handful of fireworks and ran to play with Sanyueqi and Xing.

Different from the play of Gui Naifen and Lin En, these two funny guys are engaged in fierce fencing.

Sharp sword, sharp eyes!

Xinghe Sanyueqi used handheld firework sticks that ignited brilliant fireworks as weapons, and competed in swordsmanship in a playful manner, creating more brilliance and light in the dim night.

After having a great time shooting Gui Naifen, Lin En did not join in their fencing game, but instead looked for Ester.

After passing Hook, who tried to launch himself into the sky by hugging a huge rocket firework, but was grabbed by the collar and pulled down by Natasha and scolded, and the Blue Sea Group and Lingkepera who used the fireworks as cannons to bombard each other's construction, Lynn finally found Estelle squatting on the beach.

Unlike the "unrestrained" way the other people played, Estelle's way of lighting the "fairy wand" seemed a bit restrained.

As if she was reluctant to give up every inch of light, Ester squatted down by the river, carefully rolled up her long skirt, and used her body to block the night wind.

She watched the gorgeous fireworks in her hands burn upwards little by little until they were completely burned out in a few wisps of green smoke and fell into the darkness.

Then, Esta slowly picked up the second one and lit it, continuing to watch the gorgeous but short-lived beautiful fireworks.

The gleaming light in the girl's amber eyes and the fireworks gently twisted in her right hand overlapped, like fireflies dancing in the afterglow of the setting sun, appearing enchanting and beautiful.

Lynn squatted down very close to Esta, quietly admiring the picturesque girl and the beautiful scenery in her eyes.

When the fireworks in her hand burned out again, Esta turned around and looked at Lin En who was squatting next to her. She shyly gathered her hair that was a little messy due to the night wind.

"Hey, don't look at me like that, it'll make you feel embarrassed~"

"Everyone is so cheerful, why are you the only one here being elated? Is there something troubling you?"

Hearing Lin En's question, Estelle pouted her lips in anger.

"Really? I'm just being a static pretty girl here, but how come you say I'm emo?"

"..."

Seeing that Lin En was still staring at her seriously, Esther, who was indeed a little worried, sighed after a moment of silence and leaned towards Lin En again, using her body to feel the warmth of the other person that brought her peace of mind as usual.

"It's nothing serious. I'm just a little worried when I think about going to Pier Point soon."

"What's there to worry about?"

Lin En raised his eyebrows, and then puffed out his chest proudly:

"Don't worry, I have a lot of experience meeting parents, and I will definitely give your parents an unexpected surprise!"

"You're just being ridiculous. Is this something worth bragging about?"

Estelle punched Lin En's shoulder in anger, but couldn't help but chuckle:

"When we first met, you said you had extensive research experience. I thought you were some reclusive genius scholar, but it turns out you have extensive experience being researched.

By analogy, I cannot praise your rich experience in meeting parents...

Please share with me, so that I can be more mentally prepared. "

Although it is somewhat strange for a girl to ask her boyfriend about his experience of meeting other girls' parents, it is not strange in Lynn's case.

In the face of the girl's expectant expression, Lin En rubbed his hands a little "shyly" and said:

"Actually, strictly speaking, it should be only twice. The first time was when I sent Qingque home, and I yelled to Xiaoque'er's father, 'Lao Deng, is it safe for my will-o'-the-wisp to stop downstairs of your house?' The second time was when I met Xier's parents. For some special reasons, I confessed to Nata..."

"..."

Although she had prepared herself mentally in advance, Estelle still felt that what Lin En said was a bit too outrageous.

How can you talk to a girl's parents like that? One moment he's making will-o'-the-wisp sounds, the next he's confessing to his mother-in-law. You're lucky you weren't shot by his father-in-law with a Gatling gun!

"Thank you so much, your two sentences made me even more worried."

Estelle felt a headache.

"My mom is fine, but my dad is a very conservative person. Lin En, you mustn't do anything fancy when the time comes."

"I try my best..."

"Don't use such subtle words as 'try your best'!"

Lin En, who was being shaken hard by Estelle by the shoulders, felt a little innocent.

As one of the top ten successors of the new era Xianzhou hunting doctrine, he felt that he could barely be considered to be both good in character and in study. Of course, he also wanted to leave a good impression when meeting Ester's parents, but Ah Ha didn't think so.

Lin En could only pray that Aha wouldn't do anything fancy when the time comes.

But as long as it's not too outrageous, it doesn't really matter. After all, Lin En still has a winning trump card in his hand.

"Don't worry, don't worry. If all else fails, we can just use Dusk to cosplay as the Amber King and pretend to be the Protector General. Then I guarantee that your father will surrender and surrender with courtesy!"

Estelle's gaze made Lin En quickly change her words and address her differently.

"...Ahem, our father, our father, I promise that our father will turn his back on us and surrender with courtesy, okay?"

"How can you talk like that..."