I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

"What is this?"

Kafka held her forehead with her hand helplessly and chuckled.

She wasn't angry, she just felt it was a little amusing, and she didn't know how to deal with it for a while.

Her career as a demon hunter and star core hunter for so many years did make her confident that she could face any situation, but she had never seen a situation like this before. For such a serious matter, no one would directly post it online like Lin En did or make a funny video to challenge the enemy. Generally speaking, it should be the Luofu officials who strongly condemned the matter and issued a formal warning.

"Do you need me to teach him a lesson?"

Ren spoke in a deep voice, completely ignoring his glorious record of being arrested and imprisoned three times.

This is the confidence that will not die. What if I’m 0-3? I won’t die anyway. Even if it drops to 0-3333, I dare to continue like this.

Anyway, he can fail countless times, as long as he succeeds once.

Even if he really failed and was killed, that would be more in line with Ren's expectations - he had wanted to die anyway.

[Don’t act rashly on this matter, you should take it step by step...]

Elio's voice came from the headset, but the tone was a little strange.

[I see... a new change... Kafka, respond to him in the same way. ]

same method?

Kafka's deep purple eyes fell on the video on the phone.

In other words, do you also need to shoot a video and post it on the website?

"This is truly the strangest scene I've ever performed since I became a Star Core Hunter."

Kafka chuckled, stood up, put on her coat, and handed the phone to Ren.

"Come on, A Ren, help me take a picture."

After Jian Ren took the phone, Kafka, who had no idea what fear was, certainly had no intention of worrying about social phobia or anything like that. She began her performance according to the last prompts left by Elio.

The purple-haired beauty with an elegant figure crossed her legs on the sofa, and the fingertips of her slightly raised right hand seemed to be fiddling with countless invisible silk threads, making her look noble and mysterious.

Kafka looked sideways at the camera.

"Unfortunately, our Star Core Hunters' leader, Elio, never steps out in front of the camera, so I have to step forward.

Lynn, we look forward to you delivering on your promise.

We just got off the spaceship. I'm in Luofu. Please wait a moment. I will give you a small surprise. "

......

If only Lin En posted a video by himself, it wouldn't be a big deal and most netizens would just treat it as a joke and laugh it off.

But when the famous Star Core Hunter actually made a video to respond to Lin En, the nature of the matter changed abruptly, from a fun thing that was forgotten in a blink of an eye to a super fun thing that is worth continuing to look forward to.

"General, is it really okay for Lin En to do this?"

In the Shen Ce Mansion, Yan Qing couldn't help but ask his teacher after watching the video of Lin En and Kafka.

Compared with Yan Qing's surprise, Jing Yuan was as calm as ever.

After all, he was no longer surprised by the things that Lin En did. Compared with Lin En who had just arrived in Luofu, Yan Qing was really a good and obedient child.

With such a sigh in his heart, Jing Yuan transferred the video posted by Lin En into a folder named [Lin Enen's Black History - Jing Yuan's Edited Version] to report to the Marshal later, while smiling and explaining to Yan Qing:

"It's harmless, and Yanqing, don't you think this is also a fun thing?"

Jing Yuan continued:

"You are a very intelligent and hardworking kid, but sometimes you forget that you can't be tense all the time.

Those who face everything with a smile are not all "actors". Those who dare to face hardships with a smile are also true warriors. Yanqing, you should also learn to relax occasionally."

"As for what Lin En did this time...as long as he is happy, it's fine. Fu Qing has guaranteed that nothing will go wrong."

Of course, even Fu Xuan probably didn't expect this scene, otherwise she would have said anything to stop Lin En from holding up her headshot.

......

"Wow, Shang Shang, have you seen that video?"

In a small house in Changletian, Gui Naifen, who had just returned from a long journey, was sitting on the bedside watching videos. She immediately spotted the fight between Lin En and the Star Core Hunter. She was immediately shocked and quickly shared it with Su Shang who had just returned.

“Which video?”

Su Chang, holding a bun in her mouth, asked vaguely.

As good friends and neither of them were from Luofu, they finally decided to rent a house together which would be cheaper.

“It’s that video of Lynn!”

Gui Naifen quickly shared it with Su Shang, and re-watched with her the story of Lin En declaring war on the Star Core Hunters, her bright eyes full of envy.

“As expected of Lin En, you easily accomplished what I couldn’t do!

I also want to do something like this, which can easily become popular. I really want to crack his head open to see what his brain looks like, or is he the legendary innate abstract holy body? "

The girl was just mumbling to herself, but she didn't expect that there would actually be a response from within the room:

"What, thinking about me?"

!!!

When the male voice sounded, the two girls sitting side by side on the bed froze, and Su Chang couldn't help but screamed out in surprise:

“There’s a ghost——!”

Gui Naifen was not that frightened at first, but Su Chang's shout scared her to death, especially when Su Chang ran into her with her head in her hands, almost tearing the seam on her clothes.

"Ahem, Shang Shang, calm down."

While comforting her best friend who was trembling while hugging her waist, Gui Naifen raised her head and looked at Lin En who suddenly appeared on the sofa in her home, and said as if complaining:

"And how did you get in? Can you be invisible? Breaking into a famous house is a crime!"

"Invisibility? How can a stealth master like me use an ability of such low purity!"

Lin En snorted with disdain, and then explained seriously:

"I came all the way back behind Su Chang, without using any skills like invisibility."

"What? But I didn't notice you at all!"

Su Chang, who finally realized that there was no ghost, raised her head timidly and looked at Lin En with a puzzled look.

When Lin En heard this, he couldn't help but shook his head and laughed:

"What a shame, big pillow! I thought you were just bad at studying, but it turns out you're not good at martial arts either? You didn't even notice my 'stealth'.

I just adjust my pace and breathing to be consistent with yours, as if I am blending into your shadow. This is the legendary shadow stealth method, the Xianzhou martial arts that has been passed down for eight thousand years!

This is the stealth technique of Lie Haiwang, one of the winners of the last Yaoqing World No. 1 Martial Arts Tournament, who was awarded the title of Sea King. You are a Yaoqing person and you don’t know it!"

"What?"

Li Dazhentou's eyes rolled around, and he waved his hands and tried to find an excuse:

"Don't tell me this. Shang Shang won't understand. I've been practicing sword for so many years and still don't understand it. How can I possibly understand martial arts?"

"Okay, Lin En, stop bullying Shang Shang. What are you doing here so late at night?"

Gui Naifen stood in front of Su Chang, seeming to be protecting her.

"Don't forget, you are mine."

"What, what, what?"

Lin En, who never stops talking, shocked Su Chang as soon as he opened his mouth. She quickly grabbed Gui Naifen's hand and said excitedly:

"Xiao Guizi, I know you're having financial difficulties recently, but you can't do such a thing.

If you have any difficulties, you can come to me. Although I don't have much money, as long as you ask, I will definitely help you!"

Look how excited Su Chang was. She even got one of the idioms right.

"No, Shang Shang, where are you thinking about?"

Xiao Guizi slapped Su Chang's hand, feeling a bit embarrassed and helpless, and explained:

"I was just recruited by Lin En to become his lackey in the world of the living. Strictly speaking, I am now a civil servant!"

"Oh, so that's how it is. I thought you were selling your body for money and being kept by Lin En as a mistress."

Su Chang finally figured out what was going on. She scratched the back of her head and stuck out her tongue embarrassedly.

"Damn it, Li Dazhentou, why do you have such a good imagination?"

Lin En couldn't help but complain about Su Chang's outrageous imagination, which made Su Chang even more embarrassed for a moment, but she still forced herself to say:

"You can't blame me for that. You two were so vague. And didn't Xiao Guizi say that when you met on the alien planet a while ago, you wanted to support her... woooo!"

"Don't listen to Shang Shang's nonsense!"

Xiao Guizi forcibly covered Su Chang's lips, her pretty face flushed, for fear that Su Chang would not finish what she was saying.

"Well, Xiao Guizi, do you really have this idea?"

Lin En narrowed his eyes when he heard what Su Chang was going to say, causing Gui Naifen to turn her head away in embarrassment, not daring to look at him.

“Tsk tsk tsk, it seems that you, Xiao Guizi, have finally discovered my charm. I am young and wealthy, gentle as jade, elegant and easy-going.

Don't be shy, it's only natural for a rich guy like me to support you~"

"The first one is fine, but the eight words 'gentle and elegant' and 'gentle and easy-going' are too inappropriate for you to say."

Xiao Guizi, who was originally a little shy, couldn't help but complain when she heard Lin En's bragging, completely destroying the slightly ambiguous atmosphere.

"How am I not gentle and easy-going?"

Feeling that he was misunderstood, Lin En started to defend himself.

"So many girls like me, isn't it because I'm gentle, easy-going and as gentle as jade?"

"Yes, yes, brother, you are right~"

Xiao Guizi nodded perfunctorily.

"So, you, a gentleman and easy-going person, have a business to visit Xiao Guizi?"

"Of course I'm looking for you to do...work."

After an awkward pause, Lin En turned his head to Su Chang, who had nothing to do and started eating buns again.

"Of course, and Su Shang, I need your help."

"Hey, why am I still involved?"

Although a little surprised, the charitable Su Chang was also quite generous. She didn't even ask Lin En what he wanted her to do. She stood up and patted her chest, which was quite heavy, to show the value of "Li Dazhentou".

"Do you need help? Do you need help? Here I come! If you need help, I will do my best and will never refuse."

......

pyA friend's book

Introduction: Lin Mian traveled to Xianzhou. Because he had no other means of making a living, he had no choice but to open a funeral shop to defraud Xianzhou's entrepreneurship subsidy, and do live broadcasts and chatting to make a living.

When I was about to starve to death due to lack of business, I connected to the funeral system and was able to see the death rate of others.

I saw Xianzhou News while watching videos. The company’s staff were so dishonest.

[The company's head of Lotte is too talkative, violent asset evaluation, the next time he is beaten up by the immortal boat people trapped in the devil's body, the probability of death is 100%, and the probability of being rescued is 98%. He is a high-quality customer and can be promoted. ]

Lin Mian made a counter-sales pitch: "Wangshengtang provides a one-stop funeral service. Buy one stele and get one free. The more you buy, the more you get! We also support remote recycling."

Xue Yi: "Strange foreigners who often appear in dangerous places, Lord Tenth King said: This is a rare talent, the Tenth King's Office sincerely invites Miss Lin to join."

Huo Huo: "Boss Lin is a very nice person, but... he always does some weird things."

Gui Naifen: "A very interesting colleague. Don't you know? She is the most feared salesperson in Xianzhou right now."

Jing Liu: "I can control my own demonic body, so you don't have to bother me to sell funeral services anymore."

257. The Immortal Boat Traitor Jing Yuan/Fu Xuan White Silk Belt Edict! 4k

I can only say that Su Chang is worthy of being Su Chang, simple and naive but also easy to deceive.

Lin En couldn't help but sigh in his heart, if he didn't quickly trick such a silly girl home to be his wife, wouldn't she be lured away by someone else before long?