I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

No, we must strike first! ??????

"Why do your eyes suddenly look so strange?"

Gui Naifen keenly noticed the change in Lin En's eyes, and then put her arm around Su Chang's waist and said seriously:

"Shang Shang is my wife, don't even think about stealing my love away from you!"

But before Lin En could complain, Xiao Guizi couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing with her hands covering her mouth.

Su Chang was also a little angry and started to rub Gui Naifen's face.

"Xiao Guizi, don't, don't talk nonsense~"

"Stop, stop. Although address books are not uncommon these days, I am a conservative person and cannot stand reading these."

I will die if I see the address book.jpg

Lynn spoke decisively, interrupting the surge in lesbian content in the room.

Although he can be said to be Albedo's son to some extent, he doesn't want to be a part of the address book play like Albedo whether in the lesbian snow mountain or the gay island.

"It's not an address book. Shang Shang and I are just pure best friends, okay!"

"I do not believe."

Lin En pointed at himself seriously.

"You don't even like a man as good as me, so I can only suspect that you are a lesbian and don't like men."

"--hiss--"

Lin En's words immediately made Xiao Guizi gasp in surprise, tilt her head back, and her expression and movements were so exaggerated that she was afraid that others would not know how shocked she was.

"Stop being so serious and get down to business."

Lin En rolled his eyes at Xiao Guizi, who was eager to perform, and then suddenly shouted:

"Big pillow, no, Private Li Sushang of Cloud Cavalry, step out!"

"To!"

Almost instinctively, Su Chang jumped off the bed, stood up straight, and gave Lin En a standard Cloud Cavalry salute.

"Okay, very spirited!"

Lin En nodded with satisfaction, took a step forward and patted Su Chang's shoulder, saying earnestly:

"Big Pillow, the organization is very optimistic about you and has an important task for you!"

"Leave it to me! Leave everything to me!"

Under Li Dazhentou's expectant gaze, Lin En put his hands behind his back and spoke righteously:

"You should already know that Luofu has been in turmoil recently and many foreign forces have taken advantage of the situation to infiltrate. First, there was the explosion of the star core, and the star core hunters followed closely behind.

Although I captured the Star Core Hunter Blade three times in a row, there was a traitor in the team who let him go three times!"

"There is a traitor on Luofu?"

Li Dazhentou was so fooled that he was stunned and his eyes widened in surprise.

"That's right, and I guess this traitor must be of a high status!"

Seeing that Su Chang was so easy to deceive, Lin En couldn't help but feel a little playful, and nodded seriously and affirmed:

"You know, the Prison of Hell is a key location of the Ten Kings Division. The Ten Kings Division is independent of the Six Imperial Guards and is almost immune to interference from the authority of the Yang World. But even so, that traitor was still able to secretly interfere three times and let Blade go... It's really terrifying when you think about it!"

"Ah...but normally the only person who is not from the Ten Kings Division who can interfere with the Prison of Hell is General Jing Yuan... Ugh!!!"

Su Chang, who couldn't figure it out, scratched her head in confusion, but she didn't expect Lin En to suddenly widen her eyes and quickly cover her lips:

"Be careful, the walls have ears!"

Lin En looked around cautiously, and then whispered in Su Chang's horrified eyes:

"Not only that, I also found out that Ren's predecessor was called Ying Xing, who was Jing Yuan's best friend back then... Do you understand? Although I don't want to think this way, all the facts point to this answer."

"How is this possible..."

Su Chang murmured in disbelief, as if the world had collapsed, while Lin En continued in a low voice:

“When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how absurd, must be the truth.

Su Shang, the fact that you can come up with this answer proves that you have grown a lot."

"But if the generals betray us, who can the Immortal Boat rely on?"

Su Chang, who discovered the truth, now felt unprecedented fear. Seeing this, Lin En quickly grabbed Su Chang's trembling little hand, gently stroking it and comforting her:

“Depend on me!

Depend on us! "

As Su Chang's eyes lit up again, Lin En said seriously:

"It's not just the two of us. The ingenious Master Fu Xuan had already discovered Jing Yuan's betrayal, but because Jing Yuan had always been wary of him, it was difficult for her to take action. It wasn't until I met Master Fu Xuan the day before yesterday that she handed this to me, and only then did we get a glimmer of hope."

While trying hard to hold back his smile and pretending to be serious and solemn to fool Su Chang, Lin En controlled the Dusk clone to activate the snake spell to take out Fu Xuan's white silk from his personal space, and then used the blood he had stored as ink to write quickly on the white silk.

Don't ask why Lin En would specifically store his own blood. After all, he knew that he was already a high-level medicinal material. Saving some blood to save people is better than cutting his wrists every day like Brother Diandao.

Huanghun's hand speed was even faster than that of the Killer Queen who copied "The Thousand-Handed Compassionate Medicine King's Savior" 500 times for Lin En that day. He helped Lin En forge the white blood-written edict in almost the blink of an eye.

A++ precision, boy!

When Lin En brought the beautiful white silk embroidered with blood words in front of Su Chang, the latter read the blood letter word by word with trembling eyes.

【After observing Si Wei carefully, I was surprised. Taiwei played chess and Lingtai showed his shadow. Then I understood the whole story. There must be someone who was above the divine strategy. He closed his eyes and thought of tricks, and finally harmed the immortal boat. However, I was restrained and it was difficult to correct his crime. I was so distressed that I broke my fingers and wrote an edict to you. Please be careful again and again, and don't let anyone fail you! 】

The reason why Su Shang wanted to read word by word was not only because the matter was of great importance, but also because with her academic qualifications, it was quite difficult for her to even read these few short sentences of classical Chinese.

"This, could this be!"

And when she finally finished reading and understood the general meaning, Su Shang finally realized it and exclaimed, looking up and looking at Lin En in disbelief.

"That's right!"

Lynn nodded seriously.

"This is the imperial edict that Master Fu Xuan gave me that day!

The arduous mission of joining forces with Liuyu to report Jingyuan, letting Lord Fu Xuan become the general and saving Xianzhou has fallen on our shoulders. We... are the last hope of Xianzhou!

And this is the only world line that successfully saved Xianzhou among the 14000605 futures observed by Master Fu Xuan! We call this mission the [Steins Gate] plan! "

"this..."

Su Chang was completely dumbfounded, and Xiao Guizi, who was standing next to her, had already covered her ears with a pillow and buried her head in the quilt, shouting:

"Oh, I don't want to hear this!

I didn't hear anything, so don't take me with you if you want to die!"

What a joke, Xiao Guizi, I'm just a street performer. It's a big deal for me to be able to have enough food and clothing. If you guys who have no worries about food and clothing are engaging in internal strife or coups, don't drag me into it.

"Xiao Guizi, you can't escape anymore!"

Lin En laughed strangely and directly lifted the quilt, then grabbed Gui Naifen's ankle, which was kicking non-stop.

"No, please let me go. Why do you want to let a small anchor like me, whose total assets can't even make up the down payment for a house in Xianzhou, to face such a thing?"

Because Gui Naifen was struggling more and more violently, Lin En had to reach out another hand to grab Xiao Guizi's moving calves. While feeling the charming touch of the girl's skin and soft black stockings, he forcibly pulled the wailing Xiao Guizi off the bed.

"Hehehe, Xiao Guizi, you've heard everything you should and shouldn't hear, and you still want to run away?

You'd better accept your fate and get on board my pirate ship!

When the matter is accomplished in the future, Master Taibu will reward you handsomely and ensure that you will enjoy endless wealth and glory throughout your life!"

"Really?!!"

Xiao Guizi, who was desperate just a second ago, changed her attitude instantly after hearing the second half of Lin En's words. She wiped away her tears and changed her face in less than a second. She patted her chest, which was not much smaller than Su Shang's, and said:

"Although I am just a female actor, I am also very loyal and righteous!

When the nest is overturned, the eggs will not survive! Saving Luofu is our duty! It is my great honor to be recognized by Brother Lin En!

If what Brother Lin said is true, then Xiao Guizi will let me be driven by you without any second thoughts!"

"Me too!"

As if she was afraid of being ignored, Su Chang quickly raised her hand and shouted.

"Good good!"

Aha, they believed it, they believed it!

It's so fun to cheat such a stupid and silly girl!

Lin En was relieved and delighted to get this good general, clapping his hands and laughing:

"It is said in ancient times that if one can obtain one of the two, the Crouching Dragon and the Phoenix, the world can be at peace. Now that I have obtained both of you, the Crouching Dragon and the Phoenix, I will surely be able to stabilize the country and finally achieve great things!"

"May I ask what my lord needs Xiao Guizi to do?"

Xiao Guizi, who was already extremely talented in acting, quickly got into Lin En's performance and asked with a bow.

Lin En pointed to the phone that had just been thrown on the sofa.

"The soothsayer said that we should be extremely cautious and not act rashly.

The reason why I made this declaration of war video was actually to dispel Jing Yuan's concerns in the form of a joke, and I also intended to use it to capture Kafka from the Star Core Hunter. As long as Kafka is handed over to Master Fu Xuan, she will be able to obtain evidence of Jing Yuan's betrayal through the Qiongguan Formation!"

"Is that what it is?"

Su Chang, who had been completely fooled by Lin En, was full of admiration.

"Lynn, you are so amazing!

Hehe, it seems that as long as I work with you, we will definitely achieve a great feat that will go down in history after we succeed. My mother will definitely praise me a lot then!

How does the idiom go? Let me be your wings, and grow wings for you!"

"That's called giving wings to a tiger."

Gui Naifen couldn't help but complain, but Su Chang didn't feel shy, instead she hugged Xiao Guizi and said with a smile:

"Yes, yes, it's like giving wings to a tiger, right? I remember it.

Xiao Guizi, you have to become Lin En's wings, so that our trio can fly!"

"I always feel like you don't understand what you are talking about..."

After mumbling helplessly, Gui Naifen did not push away Su Chang who was grinning foolishly, but turned to look at Lin En.

"So what should we do now?

You helped us get on this pirate ship, so you must have a rough plan."

"Of course I'll explain it. This is a brilliant plan that I came up with using my amazing wisdom to stabilize the world!"

Lin En clapped his hands, picked up the phone and smiled.

"Of course we'll continue to lure the snake out of its hole, and continue filming Luofu Past!"

As he said that, Lin En threw his cell phone into Su Chang's hands.

"Big pillow, you are still an amateur and don't understand these things, so this time, Xiao Guizi and I will demonstrate it to you. Next time, you can join us. This time, you will just be responsible for filming the video."

"Hey, do you want to take a picture? Now? Here?"

Xiao Guizi widened her eyes in surprise.

"Do you need me to touch up my makeup or something?"

"No need, absolutely no need, just listen to the wisdom of this director!"

Lynn gave a thumbs up and smiled confidently.

......

Not long after, amid the cheers of a crowd of online comedians, Lin En's second video, which he casually registered but already had tens of millions of fans, made its grand debut.

The protagonist is still Lin En, but the background and supporting roles have changed.

This time, Lin En seemed to have just found a place on the street to start filming. Behind him was an ordinary red low wall, and standing beside him was a girl in red clothes and orange hair, with her waist supported by clothes moths. Some sharp-eyed netizens even recognized that this was the live-action anchor Gui Naifen who was banned by the network administrator some time ago.

"Kafka, look at those valuables you received!"