I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

"This is natural, an equal exchange~"

After receiving Lin En's response, Ruan Mei nodded again, and then suddenly took a step towards Lin En, bringing the two of them closer to a distance of less than one meter.

"From a common sense perspective, I am ready to pay the price, so according to the principle of equivalent exchange, you should also pay me a deposit in advance."

Ruan Mei said this softly.

As she approached, the familiar elegant plum scent once again lingered on Lin En's nose, alluring and intoxicating. Lin En was a little confused as to whether it was Ruan Mei's natural body odor or the pheromone perfume she had deliberately blended.

Really, I’ll know when I lick Ruan Mei’s body clean with my tongue and then smell it??????

While thinking about all sorts of things, Lin En was curious about what Ruan Mei meant by the deposit.

Do you need a few drops of your own blood first?

It's not impossible. Anyway, Lin En doesn't think Ruan Mei is someone who goes back on her word.

However, to Lin En's surprise, Ruan Mei suddenly reached out and grasped the pastry bag he was holding. The silk gloves felt slightly cool and smooth as they slid across the back of his hand, causing him to loosen his palm slightly, and the plum blossom pastry finally fell into Ruan Mei's hands.

"As for the deposit, let's use this plum cake to pay for it."

She whispered so softly, and her thin red lips seemed to be pursed into a barely perceptible smile.

When Lin En was about to say something, the elegant plum fragrance and the cool touch of silk blocked his mouth again. Ruan Mei stuffed a piece of plum cake into Lin En's slightly open mouth, raised a slender finger and pressed it on his lips, stopping the words he had yet to say.

"Okay, honey, that's enough.

Leaving some words for next time may have a better effect, and..."

At this point, Ruan Mei raised her eyes slightly, looking over his shoulder at the crowd in the distance of Youxia Courtyard.

“And there are two little guys who have been looking for you for a long time, and I seem to have disturbed your meeting.

Well, see you next time, dear."

After leaving these words, Ruan Mei walked past Lin En holding the piece of plum blossom cake and holding up an oil-paper umbrella. She stepped into the crowd and disappeared completely in just a few moments. Only Lin En was left standing there in shock, savoring the fragrance of the plum blossom cake spreading between his lips and teeth.

"This woman is really good..."

Ruan Mei is so difficult to write. If I want a guide, I can only use the simulator to develop her. But unless I have a very good short story like Jingliu, I don’t want to use the simulator. I’m stuck in writing and can only write 3k words.

261. Lin En wants Ruan Mei to understand joy / Silver Wolf: Damn, I've become a clown 3k

Watching Ruan Mei's back disappear into the crowd, Lin En came back to his senses after a long time. He raised the corners of his mouth and showed a three-point frivolous, three-point arrogant, three-point obsessed, and one-point overbearing CEO smile that I haven't thought of yet. He smiled:

"Oh, interesting woman."

Lin En began to look forward to meeting Ruan Mei next time.

He figured out that this genius seemed to have "analyzed" love because she was too talented. Maybe in her eyes, the so-called love or emotion was nothing more than the secretion of dopamine and the stimulation of nerves, which were the most common basic reactions in life. The laws of emotions could be easily mastered.

As a genuine envoy of pleasure, Lin En can't stand people like Ruan Mei who think they can see through and even master [emotions]. This is a denial of [pleasure] and the [beauty of life].

Ruan Mei must be severely corrected to let her know what true pleasure is!

What do you mean by having seen through love and having no sense of distance? Next time, I will let you experience love with negative distance!

When Lin En was thinking ambitiously about how to use a happy life to influence Ruan Mei, Aha's system reward finally arrived.

Ah Ha smiled and took out a small green square-wrapped object from under her skirt. It seemed that this was the reward this time. Lin En frowned in confusion.

"What is this, a cookie?"

"What, this isn't a cookie!"

As if a key word had been triggered, Ah Ha waved the small green object in his hand and explained seriously,

"This is a compressed towel. Put it in water and it will become taller and bigger. It doesn't shed lint or lint. It is very suitable for wiping shoes and face. What? You ask..."

"Bring it to you!"

Lin En directly interrupted Aha's spell casting and snatched the so-called compressed towel from her hand, and the complete system explanation also reappeared in front of him.

【Consumables: Compressed biscuits

One of Ruan Mei's test subjects, after taking it, a young life form will grow taller and bigger when it comes into contact with water (very realistic), and it will temporarily allow the young life form to grow into an adult form, which lasts for 12 hours. After the drug effect disappears, the user will return to their original appearance. 】

"These are obviously cookies!"

Lin En glared at Aha in annoyance, but the latter had already dissolved into the air with a silly grin, which explained very directly what it meant that Aha would precipitate and dissolve in the air around Lin En according to the intensity of the fun.

After Aha disappeared, Lin En did not leave in a hurry. Instead, he took out his powerful white plastic chair from a food stall and put it on the ground. Then he sat down on the edge of the floating island facing Jianmu.

Turning his back on everyone, he only looks at Jianmu!

He did not forget what Ruan Mei said before she left. There were two "little guys" looking for him, and he also realized the identity of the visitors through the mutual induction between the game otakus.

"Hey, Lynn, your days of doing whatever you want in Luofu are over!"

Silver Wolf's voice sounded behind him at the right moment, along with another steady sound of footsteps. Lin En guessed it was probably Blade.

"Your journey ends here, you usurper."

Proclaiming so solemnly, Lin En stood up from the power chair, slowly turned around and looked at the Silver Wolf and Blade that he had finally found on Luofu Street.

"Just surrender! You Star Core Hunters are wanted criminals in the universe. Elbow, follow me and surrender!"

Lin En pointed at Blade and Silver Wolf righteously.

Blade still had the same indifferent look as before, but upon hearing that, Silver Wolf raised his head and held up his phone, laughing strangely:

"Hehehe, it's still unclear who will be the one surrendering!

Look what this is! "

What on earth makes Silver Wolf so confident?

Lin En frowned and looked, only to find that the picture displayed by the Silver Wolf phone lock was actually Gui Naifen and Su Shang who were tied up together. The two of them stared at the camera with big eyes in fear. They probably didn't expect that they would be ganked offline by Silver Wolf just after sending out the video.

As a super hacker, Silver Wolf is not only the overlord of the Internet, but also a master of weapons.

"Hehehe, both of your girls are in my hands. If you don't want anything to happen to them, why don't you surrender now and surrender politely!"

But what was completely different from Yinlang's expectations was that when Lin En saw the kidnapped Xiao Guizi and Li Da Zhentou, he did not panic at all. Instead, he said solemnly:

"Hmph, don't even think about threatening me with hostages. I have already booked the highest level of personal accident insurance for Xiao Guizi and Su Shang from the Interstellar Peace Company. I believe Xiao Guizi and Su Shang must have the spirit of sacrifice to fight the evil forces to the end for the Immortal Boat!"

"Wow, you are so shameless!"

Lin En's arrogant words made Silver Wolf, who always claimed to be a master in the gaming field, feel ashamed. However, she had fought with Lin En so many times and had a better understanding of his strengths and weaknesses. She had already prepared a backup plan in advance.

"Okay, fine then. Even if you don't care about your two girls, then...what about this!"

With a confident laugh, Silver Wolf played the plot on his phone again, but this time what appeared on the screen was a familiar elevator loading screen.

"Ma, Masaka!"

Lin En realized something was wrong, and the picture that appeared on the phone screen immediately afterwards made Lin En's heart stop.

"It's rare to meet at this time, so how about we stretch our bodies together first?"

The game voice engraved into DNA sounded, and what Silver Wolf showed was Lin En's game account with the ID "Lin Enen, the rebellious son who offends his mother".

"Gah, you can't, you fucking can't!"

Although he didn't know what Silver Wolf was going to do, the mere thought of his account on this nasty female devil made Lin En's hair stand on end, and cold sweats poured out!

"I can do it, I just can do it!"

Seeing Lin En's expression change instantly, Silver Wolf, who thought he had won, also became arrogant instantly.

"I warn you, don't even think about resisting. Even if Blade can't beat you, I can definitely hold you back for a while. That's enough time for me to melt your account!"

"Silver Wolf, you are really despicable now!"

Lin En pointed at Silver Wolf and scolded him angrily, but her impotent rage only brought the latter greater pleasure, making Silver Wolf so happy that he almost jumped down in front of Lin En.

"Haha, the strong are supposed to humiliate the weak. I've always wanted to see this expression on your face, the expression of being helpless against me!"

"Hehehe, now I have enough time to strip you of your dignity bit by bit and humiliate you."

The Silver Wolf, who had already completely flown into the sky, first held up his phone and taunted Lin En, and then he could not wait to open the card drawing interface, ready to give Lin En a big wave.

"Haha, you've stockpiled a lot of crystals. Look, I'm going to draw all of them from the permanent pool for you. I'll just draw three identical stigmata and you'll be so pissed off!"

"No!"

"It's too late!"

Completely ignoring Lin En's screams, Silver Wolf, like a villain, has already drained more than 20,000 crystals from the account. After finishing the job, he even shared it to show off:

"Well, it seems that my non-qi is still as stable as before. It took 89 draws to draw it out. All the stigmata are below, nothing else, and the weapon is not drawn out!

Although I'm quite unlucky, I feel happy when I think this is your account. I'll use all my unlucky energy on you. Now I can definitely win ten consecutive double yellows on my own account!"

However, just as Silver Wolf was about to log out of his account, Lin En, who had been silently watching Silver Wolf's ugly card drawing, suddenly spoke in a calm voice:

“Just a friendly reminder, I have never had the habit of hoarding crystals.

I am a lucky person, so I always draw as many stones as I can."

"How is that possible? I clearly saw that you have more than 20,000 crystals, about the same as me... Wait!"

Under Lin En's joyful gaze, Silver Wolf suddenly realized the highlight.

Looking towards the upper right corner, Silver Wolf discovered that the account ID had changed from [Lin Enen, the rebellious son against his mother] to [Metal Gear Solid Bulangya] at some point.

Silver Wolf's hands were shaking.

This is her account! ! ! !

"Mirror Flower Water Moon? When!"

Hearing Lin En's laughter that could no longer be suppressed, Silver Wolf finally realized that he had been tricked.

She thought she was sure to win and was delivering the ultimate insult to Lynn, but in the end, what she did was just a joke and was treated as a joke by others.

Silver Wolf, angry!

"Stand user, girl!"

Seeing Silver Wolf's frustrated look, Lin En smiled contentedly, then raised his arms slightly, and the amber image with a blazing glow also appeared behind him.

"Just now when you were shouting at me with my account, I asked Huang Hun to change the account. You are so arrogant that you didn't notice my substitution at all!"

Although there was no direct ridicule, Lin En's plain explanation had a greater impact on Silver Wolf.

“Ahhh, why did it turn out like this! My Crystal, my account!!! Wuuwuwu.”

The silver wolf, which had turned gray, knelt on the ground, looking completely devastated, and almost said "There's nothing I can do".

"Oh, how pitiful."

Lynn shook his head and sighed as if he was showing sympathy, but considering that he was the culprit, the irony was even greater.

"My poor little Silver Wolf, he wanted to draw all the crystals from other people but found out that they belonged to his own account, and it was a guaranteed minimum of 89 draws. He got three identical stigmata but no weapon. He was so angry that he broke down and cried and made a fuss. He was so pitiful~"

"Ahhh, I'm so angry!"

Lin En's ridicule made the Silver Wolf's anger value soar hundreds of times in an instant. The Silver Wolf, whose little head was completely angry, even forgot the difference in strength between the two of them. He roared and pounced on Lin En.

"Asshole, I'm going to fight you!"

262. Pressed Duck Butt is a Treasure / Luosha: I don't want to watch it anymore, my coffin is moving! 4k

"Asshole, I'm going to fight you!"

The powerless and furious silver wolf roared and pounced directly at Lin En.

It’s a pity that Little Silver Wolf is a homegirl hacker after all. Although her physical fitness and physical skills are much stronger than ordinary people, they are still not enough in front of Lin En.

"Mu Da Mu Da, even without the power of destiny, I am much stronger than you!"

Laughing arrogantly, Lin En took advantage of the moment when the Silver Wolf pounced into the air and suddenly reached out to hug it around the waist. The whole action was so smooth that it seemed as if the Silver Wolf was actively throwing itself into Lin En's arms.

"Quack, let me go!"

The little silver wolf struggled hard in Lin En's arms, but her strength was too little. No matter how she used her little arms and legs, she couldn't push Lin En away. She could only raise her head angrily and be held in Lin En's arms, with her cheeks puffed up like Teacher Puff's.

"No, it's your fault that you were so arrogant just now.

I must teach you a lesson, little bitch, to let you know who is the boss! "

Having said that, Lin En hugged Silver Wolf and sat him on the white plastic chair from his Power brand food stall. Then he pressed the frantically struggling Silver Wolf onto his thigh and raised his palm to slap the perky buttocks wrapped in fishnet hot pants.

"Snapped!"