I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

A crisp sound was heard, and Lin En pinched it slightly, then nodded thoughtfully.

It is often said that the butt of a pressed duck is a treasure. Is that true? The ancients were not lying to me!

There is a saying that when God closes a door for you, she will definitely open a window for you. Lin En thinks that this saying still holds true even if it is slightly modified - if God does not give a girl a perfect breast, then she must have an excellent buttocks.

Of course, this law only applies to girls. Girls should go to Lucifer because he prefers little boys.

The silver wolf who was spanked felt that his brain had crashed. It was not the pain, but a more subtle and numb feeling.

Oh no, the CPU is running at 99%. Warning, warning, it's about to enter the red temperature state!

"I'm warning you, if you don't let me go I'm going to...Ah!!!"

Before Silver Wolf even had a chance to finish his words, Lin En had already slapped him again:

"Snapped!"

"I'm the most invincible and awesome legendary hacker in the universe, how dare you do this!"

"Clap!"

"Let me go! Don't be so rude to the invisible emperor of Punk Lord. Believe it or not, I can make a phone call to you and all your life's little guarantees will be ruined!"

"Clap clap clap!"

The increasingly subtle feeling made Silver Wolf unable to help but bite his lower lip with his pearly teeth, his expression filled with mixed shame and anger.

When had she, a star core hunter, a legendary hacker, a gaming master, and the invisible emperor of Punk Lord, ever suffered such injustice?

"..."

"Clap clap clap!"

"I haven't said anything yet, stop it now!"

"Yeah, it feels so good, I couldn't help it."

The embarrassed Silver Wolf continued to struggle on Lin En's knees, flapping his hands and legs wildly, but he could not escape from Lin En's clutches, and was mocked by Lin En:

"Come on, you are so weak. Now you know who is the boss."

Finally, the dual stimulation of body and spirit made Silver Wolf give up his stubbornness and shouted:

"Blade, save me!"

But Blade did not respond to Silver Wolf's expectations, which made her turn her head in disbelief and look in Blade's direction, shouting:

"Ren, why are you just watching? Have you really betrayed me?"

"Haha, he can't even save himself, how can he have time to save you?"

In fact, Silver Wolf should have thought of it earlier. With Ren's style, it is impossible for him to just stand by and watch her have fun for a long time without coming to help, so he needed her to call him.

Sure enough, when Silver Wolf turned around, she found that Blade had already been fighting with Dusk, who had shrunk to the size of a human. The scene was so beautiful that she could hardly bear to look at it.

"Lin En, let Silver Wolf go!"

Blade held the sword with the posture of Huaqiang chopping a melon, his dark hair with a hint of navy blue half covering his bloodshot eyes, and he glared fiercely at Amber Dusk who was blocking Lin En and Silver Wolf.

Huang Hun rubbed his sandbag-sized fists and faithfully conveyed Lin En's meaning.

"FA♂Q!"

"Oh, FA♂Q, the stone man!"

Although he didn't know what FAQ meant, Ren guessed that it was probably not a good thing, so he directly turned on the repeat mode, and without hesitation, he rushed towards Huanghun with his sword raised.

It was a pity that Lin En did not control Dusk to draw his sword with a flaming sword to kill Blade instantly. Instead, he slapped the sword out of Blade's hand and stretched out his strong amber body while approaching Blade, who had no weapon and could only fight hand to hand.

"I have been from Pochi last year till now!"

While yelling incomprehensible lines, Lin En was already controlling Dusk and engaging Blade in a fight. Even without weapons, Blade would never admit defeat given his personality, and the battle situation began to escalate.

So what follows is:

“Hehehe, Aaaaaah!”

"Bang! Bang!" (The sound of strong body collision)

"oh~FA♂Q"

"Yi♂ Jian♂ Lian!"

"Rip" (the sound of the blade's coat being torn)

"Uh!"

"Ahhh!"

"Huff~Huff~" (Intense panting)

"Oh~that's good!"

“Ah♂!”

"Do you like van♂ you see?"

"Ah♂, the unparalleled♂ cucumber!"

And when Silver Wolf finally turned around, he saw Huanghun pressing Blade to the ground, with one knee on his back and both hands pulling hard on his arms, making it look like he was helping Blade to open his back.

"This world is too chaotic!"

This philosophical scene instantly gave Silver Wolf's eyes a red burst of damage, causing her to even forget that her situation was not much better than Blade's. She closed her eyes and shouted:

"Aww, I don't want to watch this!"

"Wu ♂~"

On the other side, Huang Hun finally subdued Blade completely. Now he was standing next to the prone Blade, raising his arms and posing, showing off his strong and powerful body.

Perfect ♂ settlement!

After successfully subduing Blade, only one little silver wolf was left and naturally it was powerless to rebel. It was held in Lin En's arms and beaten until it could only cry and beg for mercy.

"Hehe, I've said it before, anyone who invades our Xianzhou territory will be defeated!"

"Woo woo woo, let me go home, I don't want to play anymore!"

Silver Wolf cried out in grievance, but Lin En slapped her duck butt again, which made the little female ghost silent immediately, but some humming sounds still leaked from the corner of her mouth.

"Give up your useless fantasies. Your last helper, Kafka, has just been captured by Xing. No one can save you now!"

As he spoke, Lin En rubbed Silver Wolf's puffy little face again and laughed arrogantly:

"You little duck, do you still want to escape from my palm? Can't you? Ducks like you are born to be eaten by me!"

After calculating the time, Lin En felt that it was about time, so he finally did not really eat the silver wolf.

Firstly, the venue is outdoors after all. Even if there is a special barrier set up by Ruan Mei, it would not be suitable for ordinary people to get close. Secondly, it is really not the right time for Silver Wolf now. Silver Wolf is his good buddy in the game. What if he changes his identity soon and can't just speak ill of her in the game?

"Hehehe, I win again this time. So far I have won two out of three games and tied one. Silver Wolf, are you really any good as a gaming master?"

After patting Silver Wolf's duck butt for the last time, Lin En let go of the grief-stricken and angry Silver Wolf, and the latter hurriedly climbed up, covering his buttocks, but almost lost his balance and fell on Lin En again.

But even so, Silver Wolf still kept his mouth shut and said harsh words.

"Wait until next time. Next time I will definitely take revenge!"

"You've said that twice."

Lin En waved his hand perfunctorily.

"I advise you to return home defeated. I've already asked people to rescue Xiao Guizi and Shang Shang. You can't even exchange prisoners now. If you are imprisoned in the prison, it won't be easy to get out again."

"So I should thank you, right?"

Silver Wolf put his hands on his waist in dissatisfaction, but Lin En nodded and asked seriously:

"if not?"

"Hiss, I'm so mad!"

Lin En's shameless remarks immediately made Silver Wolf's mouth twitch with anger.

"I was at home enjoying myself, eating hotpot, singing songs and playing games, and suddenly you dissed me online, and I came over to get spanked by you, and I still have to say thank you in the end, right?"

Muttering unhappily, Silver Wolf had already teleported away with the Four Degrees Break Blade through the Ether Editor. However, judging from the look in her eyes before she left, it was estimated that her confrontation with Lin En was not over yet.

Lin En also welcomes Silver Wolf to come and cause trouble again. Anyway, there is no way this female kid can really beat him. It is a good choice to treat it as a daily entertainment.

Looking up, it was late at night. The crescent moon projected from the deep sky curtain spread cold moonlight, which sprinkled on the wreckage of Jianmu, giving off a solemn and sacred feeling.

"Xiao Que'er went back to her parents' home today, so she can only go home and play alone~"

Lin En originally wanted to comfort Xiao Guizi and Shang Shang who were captured deep in the enemy camp, but he thought that it was a bit unreasonable for a grown man like him to break into the boudoirs of two young girls in the middle of the night.

The main reason is that two people live together. If Xiao Guizi was alone, he would definitely go to comfort his subordinates, but adding Shang Shang would be inappropriate.

Although with Li Dazhentou's IQ, only Lin En had that idea, and he was even confident that he could trick her into bed ten times in one night, it was illegal to be stupid after all, just like Kazuma sleeping in the same stable with Aqua every day would not cause any trouble to her at all.

Walking on the moonlight, Lynn set out on his journey home.

.......

At the same time, in an abandoned cave somewhere in Changletian.

There are tens of thousands of caves in the Luofu Immortal Boat, some are no bigger than an ancient house, some stretch for thousands of miles, far exceeding the surface area of ​​an ordinary planet. There are always some caves that are poorly managed, and those who violate the law flee there.

The Yunqi Army would regularly search, clear out, and even destroy these abandoned caves, but at least at this moment, this cave was relatively quiet.

Under the moonlight, a gorgeous white coffin stood quietly on the high tower, with the moonlight flowing over it like condensed ice and frost.

Not far from the white coffin, a blond man with long sleeves was leaning against the wall, looking at the mobile phone in his hand, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.

He was browsing the popular videos on Luofu Video Network. Although it seemed a bit inconsistent with his style, what Luosha wanted to say was...

It's a different era now, but we're still using traditional intelligence gathering methods!

In the old-fashioned places of his hometown, he might still be able to sit in a tavern, listen to the boasting of bards and adventurers and gather information, but in Luofu there is such a developed Yuzhao network. Wouldn't it be too conservative if he didn't make use of it?

Everything is developing. Those who are complacent cannot survive, whether they are mortals, civilizations, or even the almighty star gods.

But if this is the case, the star gods cannot do anything beyond what their destiny allows. It seems that all the star gods are conservative. Then every star god will eventually fall, it is just a matter of time.

Then, it is not surprising that the first one to fall was the extremely old-fashioned [Order] Taiyi.

Luosha gathered his scattered thoughts from his lost homeland back to the present, but found unexpected keywords in this Luofu video network.

"Lynn? The video he posted?"

In order to get in touch with Marshal Yunqi, Luosha was quite concerned about the son of the marshal, so he decisively opened the video.

He seemed to be confronting and shouting at the Star Core Hunter, and his attitude was quite cynical, which was within Luosha's expectations.

But when Lin En's shouting voice came from the phone, Luosha's expression suddenly changed.

My coffin moved because of him!

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py, a friend's book, a rare high-quality original

Introduction: [The terrifying iron monster from Belgus landed in Port Cowell]

[The evil dragon species in the fog advances towards Istanbul]

[The God-forsaken survivors under the lightless sea climbed onto the shore! ]

【The shameful circus clown killed the great Pope!!】

[The dirty mafia of the New World has occupied the border coast! ! ! ]

[The descendants of the Fieldcos family are discussing the legitimacy of the imperial succession law with the empire]

[Ms. Reina has regained the leadership of the Principality of Puzeman. ]

[The holy and glorious Queen returned to her loyal Tarn today! ! ! ]

"Your Majesty, what do you think of this newspaper?"

"I think I miss my days of screwing around in my office on Belgus Street more than I care about the future of the world."

Sitting on the throne, Reina sighed, looked at the other "selves" around her, and began to think about where she had gone wrong.

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This book is also known as "I love your wives in past lives so much!", "The vest must be separated from the real body with honor!", "Is there something wrong with the mysterious world mixing into cyberpunk?"