I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

In order to ensure that every man's sword in Xianzhou has its own scabbard, to ensure that every man no longer suffers from sleeplessness due to the surge of energy at night, and to ensure that everyone can enjoy the holy grail of pleasure, it is your responsibility!

Mission requirements: Debut as a live streamer and become the Xianzhou anchor with the highest number of sales in the Fiji Cup within a week (basic quantity is 100,000 copies)

Mission Reward: Aha’s mysterious gift (Note: the prize pool is determined by the sales quantity, the more the sales quantity, the more precious the prize pool)!

Mission penalty: Use all the unsold Fiji Cups during live broadcast!

ps: Don't worry, the Fiji Cup is supplied by Aha, you can sell as many as you want! 】

"Fuck!"

Seeing this sudden trigger task, Lin En couldn't help but swear on the spot, and Xiao Guizi, who was kneeling in front of him, didn't know what she had misunderstood, and quickly waved her hands and blushed as she refused:

"I'm sorry, I can't do that. Xiao Guizi, I sell my art but not my body!"

Lin En ignored Xiao Guizi who had misunderstood him, and instead looked at the task panel in front of him with tears in his eyes.

He originally thought that Ah Ha had a new love and didn't bother with him much, but it turned out that this guy was giving him a big trouble.

According to his experience, the rewards from this kind of prize pool, which is determined by how well you complete the tasks, are generally not bad. At least there won't be something as outrageous as the complete collection of In the Garden With You.

Moreover, even if there was no mission reward, he had to complete this mission because the penalty for this mission was simply horrific. It was even more horrific than asking him to face one billion or even nine hundred million rich evil creatures. It was even more terrifying!

Even the last punishment of making browsing history public on the entire Internet pales in comparison!

Isn’t it just live streaming to sell the Fiji Cup? I’ll sell it!

There is greater social death than social death, don’t you shudder!

"Lin En, what's wrong with you? Your face suddenly becomes so ugly."

The caring big pillow came forward and placed his palm on Lin En's forehead with some concern, wanting to see if he had a sudden serious illness or something.

Lin En shook his head helplessly, revealing a fearless smile.

"No, I just feel like I have nothing to be afraid of anymore."

Ignoring Su Chang's increasingly puzzled look, Lin En sighed and put this incredible task aside for the time being. He prepared to help Gui Naifen explain the tricks of being a suit anchor first.

At this very moment, Lin En suddenly got a new idea for the conclusion of the question, and immediately laughed:

“1!5!

I understand, I understand! Ah Ha just said that I would debut by live streaming and selling cups, but he didn’t say that I had to debut in person. I could also be a fucking fake dog, or debut under a disguised identity!

It’s done! It’s done! "

"Hiss, what happened to Lin En?"

Seeing Lin En's crazy look, Su Chang took a breath of cold air and was deeply frightened.

Xiao Guizi, who knew Lin En's strengths and weaknesses, had long been accustomed to it. She pointed at Lin En and laughed:

"Don't worry, Shang Shang, this is just a relapse of an old illness~????"

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The next chapter will be at night (usually at 12 o'clock)

273. Cute, bad woman/Mrs. Green Lily, debut! 4k

Lin En, whose old illness had relapsed, quickly calmed down again. He looked at the Super Happy and No-Brain duo in front of him and nodded slightly, then said loudly:

"Little Guizi, Big Pillow, take the book!"

"What baby?"

"Ah? There's a share for me? You are such a kind person!"

Xiao Guizi's eyes immediately lit up, and Su Chang was also a little surprised. They each took a beautifully bound book from Lin En.

Su Chang took the book and looked at it. She saw that the whole book was pink, decorated with strawberries and bows. The cover of the book also depicted a little girl, about one meter tall, wearing a pink skirt. There was a big red bow on her long brown hair. She was in a fist-waving posture, full of energy, as if she would jump out of the cover in the next second. There were three big words written on the cover: "Cute".

When Gui Naifen looked at her own book, she found that although both her book and Su Chang's book had a pink base color, the specific decorations were completely different. The precious book in her hand was decorated with chains, and the cover was printed with a red-haired beauty in a handsome suit and circlet eyes. She was surrounded by a circle of men kneeling on the ground like dogs. Guo Nan and others all had their eyes wide open and their tongues sticking out, revealing their ugly appearance. There were three big words "Bad Woman" written on the cover.

"This is a precious book from outer space that I got by chance. It records the path to becoming a top virtual anchor. You two must read it carefully and comprehend it with concentration. When you have learned it, your status in the dog world will surely be as high as that of Oga and Tiandao in the strong world, and that of the big bitch and Black Eyed Boy in the gay world!"

"Xiao Guizi will remember this. Thank you for your teaching and teaching!"

Unlike Xiao Guizi's excitement, Su Chang, who was holding the magic book that Lin En had won in the lottery, was overwhelmed. She rolled her eyes and said:

"Why do I still have to study? Forgive me. Why do you still want me to study even though I have graduated?/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~"

Just by casually flipping through the book titled "Cute", Su Chang felt that her brain was not enough.

She was no stranger to this feeling of not having enough brain power - when she was in private school, she would have this feeling every time she was called up to answer questions or take exams. But ever since she entered puberty and participated in the martial arts examinations in the Shangyun Cavalry Army, successfully using martial arts to replace most of the brain's work, this feeling gradually faded.

Although I occasionally encounter these situations at work, they are all minor matters and I can get over them all at once.

But now it’s different. The book in her hand reminds her of the horror of her student days when she was dominated by her studies.

"Actually, for Big Pillow, you don't really need to read this book."

Lin En's words immediately made Su Shang feel as if she had been pardoned. She stared at Lin En with her clear eyes wide open and full of gratitude. The latter just explained:

“Big Pillow’s brain is simple and silly by nature, so there is no need to learn how to act silly and innocent, but I still want to explain some of the key points of this book to you.

In addition to the part about pretending to be stupid and innocent, this book mainly focuses on changing one's speech habits, supplemented by some cute little actions of a girl waving her fists. It emphasizes releasing the childish heart in one's heart to win people's love, and using the word "cute" to deal with various situations. The simpler the mind and the purer the will, the more likely one can understand it. Big pillow, you can be considered a congenital idiot, and practicing this book "Cute Pinch" is perfect for you. "

"Hey, am I that awesome? Thank you for the compliment, Lin En~"

Su Chang felt a little embarrassed by Lin En's compliments. She scratched the back of her head and laughed foolishly. Xiao Guizi wanted to complain about something, but she opened her mouth but couldn't say anything.

At this time, Lin En had already turned to look at Gui Naifen, gently stroking her hand and helping her turn to the first page of "Bad Woman".

"Xiao Guizi, this book doesn't require too many complicated external decorations, but focuses on learning skills. You must study this book carefully in the next few days and deeply understand what it means to be a "bad woman". Once you have mastered this skill, I guarantee that there will be a lot of men shouting to be your dogs and offering you all their money!"

"I will definitely live up to your high expectations!"

Xiao Guizi hugged "Bad Woman" tightly in her arms and nodded vigorously.

Get rich now!

"Okay, then you should concentrate on studying and strive to make your official debut as soon as possible. I will send you the leather case and model at that time.

I have to go back and prepare for a harsh Holy Grail War. If you can finish your work quickly, you might even be lucky enough to participate in this grand war!"

After saying that, Lin En waved his hand and disappeared from the spot, leaving only the duo of No-Brain and Very Happy looking at each other in bewilderment.

"Xiao Guizi, are you really going to learn this "Bad Woman"?

But I think you are a very good girl, Xiao Guizi, how could you learn bad things? "

"This is different!"

Gui Naifen shook her head seriously, held the "Bad Woman" tightly in her hand, and then raised it high like a Bible, her face flushed with excitement.

"I already feel that the path to salvation lies within it!"

.......

As for Lin En, after leaving the shared cottage of Xiao Guizi and Da Zhentou, he immediately purchased a set of high-end live broadcast equipment and then rushed back home.

In order to avoid the tragic fate of destroying tens of thousands of Fiji Cups during a live broadcast, Lin En must work hard from now on!

Since it is the Holy Grail War, even if Aha did not say it explicitly, there must be other people involved. Lin En not only has to stand out from them but also has to achieve a weekly sales volume of more than 10. This is indeed quite difficult for him who has no experience in selling goods.

Otherwise, why not ask Silver Wolf for help in banning the other anchors who are promoting the Fiji Cup?

Or is it a one-on-one kill offline after removing you from the household registration?

A very dangerous idea came to Lin En's mind, but his lofty moral standards made him give up this dangerous idea.

Even if it is a field he has never ventured into, he will defeat everyone fairly, step by step to the top, and be crowned the number one seller in the Luofu Fiji Cup!

"I am going to be the Holy Grail King!"

Lin En, who was inexplicably excited, set up the live broadcast system according to the instructions, while thinking about how he should do this live broadcast. Could it be that he had to debut directly by using a skin like Xiao Guizi and Da Zhentou?

It doesn't seem to work. He can't be a man in a woman's skin. Even if he has a perfect voice changer, it still won't be appropriate.

Or should I just activate the bonus of the light cone and transform into the white wolf form to start live broadcast?

I'm afraid that the Yunqi Army will investigate before even two Fiji Cups are sold. Buli is live streaming and selling goods on the Luofu Fairy Boat, and the ones he's selling are Fiji Cups. It's really too much.

However, the rich people... the rich...

"Yes!

Fool's Mask, activate!"

A flash of inspiration came to Lin En's mind, and he was overjoyed when he thought of a way out. He directly took out an exquisite white fox mask from his personal space.

[Wonderful Item: Thousand-Faced Mask

Introduction: A special mask from an unknown Masked Fool. When worn, it can change into a myriad of different faces, including voice, appearance, and clothing. However, in fact, the main body has not changed, only the changes appear to outsiders.

Restrictions: The appearance cannot be fabricated at will, the changed image must have a prototype, and the degree of restoration depends on the holder's memory of the changed image.

ps: This little girl is looking for who stole her mask. Aha, I advise you to use it more often, so that she may be able to find you faster~]

Although he is also an envoy of the Order of Pleasure, to be honest, Lin En doesn't really want to have anything to do with other Masked Fools, so after drawing this mask, he basically kept it hidden in his personal space.

But now he is completely different from before. Even if he still doesn't have the true level of a commander, ordinary villains can't do anything to him. Even if the owner of the mask really comes to him, he has nothing to be afraid of.

While putting on the thousand-faced mask, Lin En sent a text message to Xing.

[Lin En: [Repost live broadcast room]

Xingbao, call Uncle Yang to come watch it together later, there will be a surprise!

Xing: Huh? Can you translate what is surprise to me?

Lin En: The surprise is ten minutes later, click on the live broadcast room to watch the fun! 】

What surprise?

Xing put down the phone with some confusion, wondering what Lin En was doing again?

"Xing, what's wrong? Your expression suddenly changes unpredictably, just like the flashing trash can in front of you suddenly grew limbs and ran away?"

Sanyueqi, who was sitting next to Xing and drinking Xianren Happy Tea, curiously leaned over and saw the text message sent by Lin En. Then he immediately became interested.

“Hey, there’s a surprise, and he even called me Uncle Yang by name?

Could it be some kind of giant robot? I remember Lin En said that Uncle Yang likes this kind of thing! "

"Let me correct you. It's not just me who likes it, but it should be difficult for any man to resist a handsome giant robot."

Walter, who walked back from the counter with a glass of Scale Abyss Ice Spring Water, explained calmly.

In order to take care of these two reckless girls, Uncle Yang had to do the work of a nanny, and even came with them to this Never-Sleeping Marquis to listen to storytelling and drink afternoon tea. However, Walter was not interested in the milk tea that young people liked, so he ordered a cup of Linyuan Ice Spring, which looked and tasted like boiled water.

"What's going on? Lin En forwarded a live link to me?"

After taking a sip of the colorless and tasteless Linyuan Ice Spring, which has several times the calories of the Immortal Happy Tea, Walter's voice also carried a hint of curiosity.

He still cared a lot about this young man who knew his past.

"Never mind, just click and wait, the live broadcast should start soon anyway."

As she spoke, Xing clicked on the live broadcast room of the newly created account named [Mrs. Green Lily], and then continued to sip her pearl milk tea without pearls, listening to Mr. Xi Yan speaking on the stage with his folding fan open:

"It is said that at that time in Cangcheng, there was the vicious attack of the Devouring World Luohou in front, and the Buli wolf pack was chasing and blocking from the back."

"General Cangcheng and the plague envoy fought to the edge of the star field, and even the Great Dao was annihilated. Even though the general's hunting sword skills were superb, the plague envoy had no moral principles. Not only did he attack secretly, but he also used the safety of Cangcheng to pin down the general, and won by chance with this vicious move.

And just when the general was killed, the defense line collapsed, and the entire Cangcheng was about to be completely overturned, the White Wolf brought a three-foot cold light and saved the last ray of fire in Cangcheng. "

"Although the white wolf is from Buli, his origin is not ordinary. He was abandoned by his own tribe because of his different fur color. However, he was adopted by a female general of the Cloud Riders who was stranded in the Rich Star Region. The female general treated him as her own son and taught him carefully. In the end, she used her kindness and love to influence the wolf cub, making him live in Buli but not in the Immortal Boat. He inherited the passion of the Cloud Riders. This is how the legend of the sword-wielding white wolf came about~"

"That's not right. Where did you get this version of the story, old man Xiyan? The one in Yaoqing is a white fox holding a sword. How come you have changed it to a Buli person?"

Upon hearing this, Mr. Xi Yan's eyes widened and said:

"Ah, this play is not nonsense, and this adaptation is not random. This is a first-hand story I got from the survivors of the Cangcheng disaster!

Your white fox must have been adapted from Yao Qing’s Qingqiu fox people!

Every time I hear about these people adapting classic stories to cater to the market, I burst into tears. You should apologize to all the survivors of Cangcheng for doing this!"

"Wow, they're arguing!"

Seeing that Mr. Xiyan and the Yaoqing tourist were arguing more and more fiercely, Xing also became excited. It can only be said that it is indeed human nature to watch the fun.

Even the star core essence is no exception.

"Uncle Yang, who do you think saved Cangcheng, the white fox or the white wolf?"