I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

March 7 bit the straw and tilted his head to ask Walter.

“I think the possibility of the White Wolf is greater, and the White Fox may be more of a politically correct adaptation. After all, the Xianzhou people’s hostility towards the Buli Wolf is deep-rooted.

But even in such an environment, the story of the White Wolf has been able to circulate for so long and occupy the mainstream, so there must be a corresponding story prototype behind it. "

"Hey, this is a story from more than 2,000 years ago, but there are still so many stories?"

"Two thousand years is nothing more than a story from the time of our fathers to the Xianzhou people."

Walter shook his head and smiled, then looked up and reminded Xing who was already standing on the stool. She was watching the argument between Mr. Xiyan and tourist Yaoqing gradually change from verbal argument to physical convincing.

“Xing, the live broadcast on your phone has started. Don’t you want to see what surprise Lin En has prepared?”

"Oh, here I come~"

Compared to watching strangers having fun, it is undoubtedly more interesting to watch acquaintances having fun, especially when that person is Lin En.

Xing quickly sat down on the stool obediently, and looked at the live broadcast room on the table where the loading screen had appeared with Sanyueqi and Walter.

"Hi? Did you miss me?"

The dark loading screen first showed a beautiful girl, then the dark background gradually faded, and what appeared was a tall, beautiful blonde lady wearing an emerald green dress, who looked like a pure and perfect green lily.

"Hello everyone, I am your most lovely Lady Green Lily~ Miss Otto?(^_-)."

Walter, who was calmly drinking the Scaled Abyss Ice Spring, said: "Puff!"

...

It turns out that Sam and Firefly are from the Grammer Empire. The background is quite clear. I want to write a simulator. The space empire and space knights are so cool just thinking about them, but the Mirror Stream simulation subscription is so bad that I am a bit disappointed.

274. Fiji Cup Sage Otto/Holy Grail War officially opens! 4k

"Hello everyone, I am your most lovely Lady Green Lily~ Miss Otto?(^_-)."

The blonde woman on the screen, wearing an emerald green dress and with a graceful and elegant figure, winked and placed her hands on her plump chest, making a heart shape towards the camera. Although the sweet action was a little inconsistent with her noble temperament, it also created a unique and lovely contrast.

"Wow, what a beautiful sister!"

It seems that at least March 7th is very fond of this.

Stars immediately appeared in the girl's eyes, and she clasped her hands together on the sides of her cheeks, her eyes full of love:

"She's so beautiful, she's just like a fairy~"

Xing had to nod in agreement, and Walter, who was still calmly enjoying the Linyuan Ice Spring a second ago, couldn't help but spurt out the water in his mouth when he saw the elegant and luxurious blonde beauty on the screen, with a look of astonishment on his face.

Especially after the so-called Mrs. Green Lily introduced herself, Walter's expression became even more difficult to hold. He squinted his eyes and looked at Miss Otto on the screen in disbelief. His body leaned back in shock and he almost fell to the ground.

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Oh shit, Otto!

Honkai is still fucking chasing me? ! !

"Wow, Uncle Yang, what's wrong with you?"

It was the first time that he saw Walter, who was usually calm and composed, react so strongly. March Seven hurriedly asked while helping Walter to steady the stool.

At this time, Xing narrowed his eyes, shifting his gaze back and forth between Walter and Miss Otto on the screen, and used his amazing wisdom to come up with what he thought was the perfect answer:

"Uncle Yang, is this your ex-girlfriend? Why is she reacting so strongly?"

"How can it be!"

Walter yelled directly, and then realized his loss of composure, and quickly coughed, explaining with a weird look on his face:

"This Miss Otto... how should I put it, she looks a bit like an acquaintance of mine, and I have some... well, some conflicts with him."

"Oh? A love-hate conflict?"

The more vague Walter was, the more interested March Seven and Xing became, especially March Seven, who was a fan of romance novels and had a girlish heart.

Seeing Uncle Yang, who was usually mature and steady, looking at Mrs. Green Lily with a complicated expression, March 7 felt like he smelled the scent of love.

What kind of conflict is this? It must be love-hate relationship, love-hate relationship!

Didn’t Uncle Yang say that he had saved the world before, and he also had a wife? Then when you add this blonde lady, how many stories must there be involved!

"How is that possible? Sanyue, stop imagining this."

Walter helplessly tapped the cranky little Sanyue's head with his staff, and then sighed:

"The Otto I know is a man, and he died a long time ago, the kind that cannot die any more. However... the universe is so big, it is not impossible that there is someone who looks like him or even has the same name as him."

For example, Himeko, Bronya, Seele, Cocolia...

If I count them, there are quite a few acquaintances. Adding Otto seems like, maybe, it’s not a big deal?

There's nothing wrong with it!

Walter is now itching to use the Star of Eden!

"Forget it, let's first see what this live broadcast room that Lin En forwarded means."

Walter forced himself to suppress his strange feelings and continued to look down at Miss Otto, who was pretending to be cute on the screen.

How should I put it? Seeing this Miss Green Lily posing and saying these words with Otto's face on her, I felt a subtle... kind of pleasure in my heart. What's going on?

What Walter himself didn't notice was that the corners of his mouth unconsciously curved up as he watched Mrs. Green Lily's live broadcast, which made March 7 more certain of his guess.

Uncle Yang and this Madam Green Lily must be having some kind of affair that cannot be seen by anyone!

Even though he hadn’t seen it with his own eyes, Lin En guessed Walter’s reaction, but he couldn’t rush to the scene to laugh at him right away, so he started to promote his products with full dedication.

With the help of Silver Wolf, his live broadcast room will appear in the popular live broadcasts by default, so there is no need to worry about the traffic. The only problem is whether he has the ability to deceive everyone into buying his Fiji Cup.

"Hello, hello everyone, I am Madam Green Lily. Don't look at me like this, I am actually a bishop~wink?"

Walter: “Puff!”

It’s not over, right?

Ms. Otto blinked her eyes and made a flashing special effect, and continued to introduce herself with no acting skills but relying entirely on emotion:

"I am the bishop of the Church of Destiny. Unfortunately, my hometown and the Church were destroyed by the Antimatter Army. Fortunately, I was rescued by the Alliance and settled down on Luofu.

Although the Church is no longer here, I have not forgotten my duty - the gods sent me to cleanse the filth deep inside the bodies of mortals! This is what I want to do for everyone?(^_-)"

【——Bullet screen——

[Chiming goes online]: Why did Yuzhao send me this video? Big sister, are you also a doctor?

[I fucked Nanook when I was a kid]: First meeting, cute, single, married.

[In the Name of the World]: Stir, what are you stirring?

[Lychee Herrscher]: Who are you in the name of the world? In the name of the world, it belongs to me, Bronya!

[Zhao Camera]: Don’t reveal your real name online. And the person living above you is Uncle Yang~

[Lychee Herrscher]: Oh, Mr. Walter? Sorry, sorry!

[Zhao Shijia]: So don’t use your real name on the Internet. 】

Glancing at the rising number of people in the upper left corner of the live broadcast room, Lin En, who had been imitating the dog-hook performance he had seen in his previous life, finally saw the real purpose. Miss Otto clasped her hands together and held them tightly in front of her chest. She looked up slightly with a holy face, as if she was praying:

"In order to implement love and peace, I want every man on the Immortal Boat to have his own scabbard for his sword, to no longer have trouble falling asleep due to the surge of energy at night, and to be able to enjoy happiness under the glory of my Lord. I have no choice but to do this. I also believe that this is the reason why fate has allowed me to board this Immortal Boat!

This is my destiny!"

While the audience in the live broadcast room were still feeling somewhat puzzled by Miss Otto's sudden remarks, Lin En had already taken out from his personal space a Fiji cup specially provided by Aha, which he could customize as he wished. He held it high up as if it were a holy object, and the Fiji cup really emitted an incomparably holy light in response to his movements!

"Sigh, this is our Destiny Sect's latest product - the tenga-style fully automatic extra-dimensional zero-space Fiji cup!

Ignite your whole body and enjoy the numbness!

Really soft and elastic skin, understand what you want!

What? You ask where to buy it? Click on the little yellow cart below, it’s not 1998 or 998, only 648!

648 Xundi, you won’t suffer a loss or be cheated if you buy it, hurry up and buy it, let our Fiji Cup of destiny replace your hands and give you the most perfect experience!

If you are a beginner, don’t worry. This is a special model that we at Destiny have prepared for those who are lost and just embarking on the path of salvation - the cat girl next door!

She is like your childhood sweetheart who has lived next door to you since childhood. She will be considerate and gentle in accepting everything about you and walk with you through the green years when love begins to stir!

If you want to go a step further, the contrasting discipline committee member who is cold on the outside but warm on the inside, the sweet and lovely Ogawa Sakurako, the amateur debutant but gentle and lingering Mariko, and the heavy-weight double-pass double pleasure of the early morning sister are all perfect choices for you! "

[[In the name of the world]:?

[Zhao Camera]:?

[Galaxy Batman]:?

[Chi Ming surfs the Internet]:?

[＋I watch cute listening?]: We recommend you to use our cute video here, the effect will be better~]

Seeing that the barrage reaction was not intense enough, Lin En thought that maybe everyone in the live broadcast room didn't like this style, so he quickly took out a bright silver Fiji cup with a mechanical texture from his personal space and introduced it loudly:

"If you don't like this style, we have many other styles.

For example, this one is the high-tech screw Fiji cup developed by Dr. Lobster of the Reverse Business Group!

It has built-in screw threads and is 3% lubricated with Helium- oil. The Platinum Edition also has an artificial intelligence built into it, which is guaranteed to satisfy your cyborg fantasies!

With it, you can enjoy the feeling of being one with Gundam and robots!

Even if you have money, you can buy our 99999 Xundi collector's edition, which is a molded version of the screw parts of Mr. Screw Gumm, the king of screw stars, the 76th member of the genius club, and the robot noble! "

[[In the Name of the World]: Don't bring Anti-Entropy! We are a legitimate company!

[ScrewGum]: Counter: I was not involved in the development of your Fiji Cup.

[I’m a game expert!]: So funny, I actually blew up this mechanical head.

[I used the Bo Shi Zun as a Fiji Cup when I was a kid]: Damn, it really exists. Now I have no choice but to buy it!

[ScrewGum]: The preferences of organisms...are still so difficult to analyze. Conclusion: I still have a lot to learn. 】

Seeing that some big guys came out and started to buy the Fiji Cup, Lin En was immediately overjoyed. Miss Otto on the screen also clasped her hands together and thanked him:

"There's so much red bean paste, it's too expensive~~"

After expressing his thanks, Lin En discovered that for some reason the Xianzhou people didn't seem to be very interested in this ordinary Fiji cup. If he wanted to sell it, he had to fully expand his XP and go the path of diversification and specialization!

Could it be that because the lifespan of the Xianzhou people is too long, ordinary XP is no longer enough to satisfy those otakus?

Come to think of it, it's possible. After staying at home for two or three hundred years, you've read all kinds of books, and ordinary XP would have been bored of it a long time ago!

Having found the right route, Lin En immediately started to promote his products. He took out several abstract quilts of various styles from his personal space and introduced them one by one.

First of all, what Miss Otto picked up was a ferocious wolf head sculpture, which didn't look like the Fiji Cup at all.

“This is the Fiji cup in the image of the Buli Wolf that our destiny determined based on our research into the customs of the Immortal Boat!

It has canine teeth and wolf tongue, and uses high-tech hair transplantation to restore the unique hair feel of the Buli wolf!

Warriors of the Immortal Boat, quickly raise your swords and pierce through these evil Buli Wolves, and ruthlessly fill them with your patriotic genes!"

[[Real name online]: I think you are a little too extreme??

[What's wrong with liking Fu Rui]: I totally understand, this is just my favorite??????!

[Brother, you smell so good]: Kindness. Any evil will eventually be injected into the patriotic gene!

[Foxman Champion]: Emm, is there a foxman style? If not, I can only use the Bulilang one first.

[Paru Parupa]: Ha people, I often feel out of tune with you because I am not perverted enough.

[Super Admin No. 3]: Ms. Otto, although we in Xianzhou allow live streaming of goods and do not prohibit the sale of Fiji Cups, what you are doing is really too outrageous. I will shut down your live streaming room for violating public morals.

Announcement: [Super Moderator No. 3] has been banned by the room moderator [I am a game master! ].

[Real name access]:? What is the reversal of Tiangang? Is there still justice? Is there still law?

Announcement: [Real-name Internet access] has been banned by the room manager [I am a game master! ].

[Galaxy Batman]: What a fierce property manager!

[＋I see cute Di Ting?]: Damn, awesome! I've been banned so many times, this is the first time I've seen a super administrator banned in front of me! 】

Next, Lynn showed off various outrageous styles of Fiji cups, including the Trampler's inverted mold model, the Antimatter Legion's Void Soldier, the Eraser's Void Burning Cannon muzzle model, and the Flesh Slime model. Tens of thousands of special Fiji cups were sold in half an hour of live broadcast. It seems that it is very easy to reach the basic 100,000 Fiji cups.

Of course, since the prize pool is based on the number of copies sold, it is impossible for Lin En to just buy 100,000 copies to get the minimum living allowance. The more the better.

What made Lin En feel threatened was that, not sure if it was because of Miss Otto's high daily sales or because of Ah Ha's secret mischief, many anchors promoting the Fiji Cup appeared on Luofu Video overnight. For a while, the Holy Grail War had a tendency to expand.