I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

You young people should just get along well with each other, and the kid’s mother and I won’t interfere too much.”

In response to this, Lin En could only smile apologetically, and took out a gift box from his personal space and placed it on the table, saying with a smile:

"Excuse me for coming to visit. This is the top-quality tea I purchased a few days ago. Consider it a gift."

"Well, not bad, you are..."

Seeing Lin En being so polite, Que Dad nodded in satisfaction. However, when he opened the gift box and saw the "tea leaves" inside, the smile on his face froze instantly. Seeing this, Lin En couldn't help but feel a little puzzled, and quickly said:

"What's wrong? Is there something wrong with this tea? I usually drink tea made from this tea, which is delicious and fragrant."

As he spoke, Lin En curiously turned his head slightly to take a look at the "tea leaves" in the gift box, and the smile on his face also froze.

——Damn it, I messed up everything when I was looking for a gift for Qingque, and now the gift box contains Fu Xuan’s fucking white silk!

It's over. Now in the eyes of Qingque's father, isn't she a pervert who uses a girl's white silk to make tea? ! !

With a stiff expression, Que Dad closed the gift box, pushed it back in front of Lin En, and said in a somewhat stiff tone:

"It seems that as a father, I still have to take care of Qingque's affairs."

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The version will be updated tomorrow. Silver Wolf, my Silver Wolf, I have prepared 90 draws, I hope the small guarantee will not be wrong.

Why isn't Greenbird up in the Silver Wolf Pool?

Chapter 53: Reinstall the bunny, ride on!

【Qingque: What on earth did you say to my dad? Why did you make him so angry o(≧口≦)o】

When leaving Qingque's house, Lin En felt a little amused and helpless when reading the text message sent by Qingque.

It seems that I really can't stuff things into my personal space randomly. It would be really embarrassing if I accidentally took the wrong thing. This is even more outrageous than the last time when I wanted to take a bandage but ended up taking out Xiao Gong's breast wrap.

It took Lin En a long time of persuasion to finally convince Que's father that he was not a pervert who used young girls' white silk to make tea.

After all, the white silk was in the gift box, and it was impossible to explain it clearly.

Forget it, at least I can save some of my image.

With a helpless sigh, Lin En replied:

[Lin En: Nothing much. I just discussed with your father about tea drinking culture and mental health. We had a great conversation and both the host and the guest enjoyed it.

Qingque: ??? Are these two topics related?

Also...my mom is here, let’s talk next time!

Lin En: qwq】

After going downstairs, Lin En opened the door and found that there was indeed an extra Ghost Fire downstairs. It seems that Aha's reward arrived on time this time.

"This car looks familiar..."

The smooth body is mainly blue and white, and the car is full of mechanical power, like a sleeping steel beast crawling quietly here. The four-turbo exhaust pipe and the special orange-red front are very familiar.

[Equipment: Heavy-duty Bunny 19C: Angel Reconstruction Form (Driver's License Revoked)

The Lychee Herrscher Motorcycle is the form of the Heavy Armored Bunny reconstructed with the power of the Herrscher of Reason. It has four turbochargers, can reach a speed of 400 per hour in one second, and has its own floating cannon... Of course, this is not the real Heavy Armored Bunny 19C, and it has no consciousness. It is just a cooler motorcycle... Maybe you can give it a try by equipping it with artificial intelligence?

There is also a strange recording in the car system:

"Tsk, call your sister out!"

"Sister Bronya~"

"Not this one, not this one, the one I want to nod to!"

"Sister Bronya~"

"You idiot, your driver's license was revoked just to see your father!"

"Sister Bronya, if you don't have a car, don't try to pick up girls."】

"Fuck, it's really a motorcycle duck!"

Although Lin En had a rough guess when he saw the option reward that said "a will-o'-the-wisp girl whose driver's license has been revoked", he still couldn't help but get excited when he actually saw that it was Motorbike Duck's will-o'-the-wisp.

This is a ghost fire with four turbochargers. When it runs, its wings will spread out and blue flames will come out. In Lin En's eyes, it is even more attractive than the butt of a pressed duck!

"But at this moment, Bro↗nya↘ is the real... No, it's still the fake Herrscher!"

Reciting the lines in banya, Lynn couldn't wait to turn over and get on the motorcycle.

Although the Reinstall Bunny is offline, its most basic functions are still available.

"Reload Bunny, ride on!"

The right-hand accelerator was turned to the bottom, and a low roar roared from the body of the car. The light blue halo spread out on both sides of the body like wings, and the tail flames ejected from the exhaust pipe of the four-turbocharged duck instantly pushed the speed of the car to a very terrifying speed. The whole motorcycle turned into a stream of light and shot out.

Then he bumped headfirst into the street lamp on the corner.

"Fuck!"

The broken street lamp fell to the ground with a loud noise, which startled many houses around and caused them to turn on their lights.

Lin En, who was badly knocked down, quickly got up from the ground and picked up the motorcycle. Without hesitation, he chose to use a "praise of noble morality" to run away.

It's not a crime as long as you don't get caught!

........

At the cost of knocking down seven street lamps in a row and feeling a little guilty, Lin En finally learned how to drive a motorcycle and successfully returned home.

Actually, this cannot be blamed on Lin En. After all, we Xianzhou people usually ride on Star Rafts. Wheeled vehicles like motorcycles are antiques, and there is no chance to learn how to drive.

Pushing open the gate of his yard, Lin was surprised to find that the lights in the house were still on. He rushed forward with the Immortal Slash and kicked the door open. However, the scene he saw was completely beyond his expectations.

The originally clean and tidy living room is now a mess, with messy takeout boxes piled all over the floor, and a petite figure sitting on the sofa typing rapidly on the quantum keyboard, staring closely at the projected game screen and laughing wildly.

"Haha, come on, you're weak!

Now you know who is the boss!

Sprint on, then use Ruthless Iron Hand A, then Crippling Strike, then A, then Massive Kill, then Noxian Guillotine ~ Xine!

I am furious, you all must die!!!"

Looking at the Golden Wolf who was completely immersed in the game and didn't even realize that he was back, Lin En silently stepped forward and unplugged the power of the Projector Jade Zhao.

"Hey, where's my screen? I got my pentakill!!!"

The furious little puppet got up from the sofa, and when he looked up, he saw Lin En looking down at him with his arms crossed. He was immediately shocked and said:

"Oh my god, you're still alive?"

"You wish I were dead, don't you?"

Lin En grabbed the doll by the back of her collar and lifted her up, pointing to the messy living room and saying:

"I asked you to help me clean the room, and this is how you do it?"

The golden wolf scratched his hair in embarrassment.

"Hahahaha, if it weren't for the fact that you hadn't been back for a few days, I would have thought you had died a heroic death."

"So you've taken over the magpie's nest, right?"

"Sorry, my mistake! I'll clean it up right away!"

The little puppet chose to give in without hesitation, but Lin En directly picked up the golden wolf and walked out of the door, throwing it on the heavily armed rabbit parked in the yard.

"We'll talk about the cleaning later. Try this first."

Chapter 54: Aha, change for me!

"Wow, what is this? It looks so cool!"

The two-headed puppet was climbing around on the heavy-armored bunny, poking and kicking here and there, looking quite interested.

Lin En took a step forward and activated the Heavy Bunny, then casually explained:

"Cheese reinstalled Bunny 19C, but the system is offline. Anyway, you are also an AI, so try to see if you can be compatible with it."

Hearing this, the Golden Wolf looked at Lin En with a look of concern for the mentally retarded, tapped the Heavy Bunny's head with his little hand and complained:

"Are you stupid? I haven't even seen this thing, how can the system possibly match it... Shit, it seems to be able to match it, this thing is highly compatible with the boss's weapon system!"

Muttering in disbelief, the Golden Wolf, which was originally the artificial intelligence equipped on the Silver Wolf's weapon, has transformed into a neon data stream and drilled into the Heavy Armored Rabbit. The lights on the car body instantly lit up, and the stream of light flickered in it. The whole system was in rapid operation.

"Oh my, this is incredible! This is clearly my first time entering this system, why do I feel so familiar with it?"

The voice of the Golden Wolf came out from the Heavy-Armored Bunny, and the motorcycle also floated up, and with the cool BGM, it began to transform "coolly and clickily" like the Transformers.

[bgm: Though my wings've been bloodstained and could never rid.

I'll try hard to soar to the heaven I dreamed.】

Hearing this familiar bgm, Lin En couldn't help but frown and look at the heavily armed bunny floating in the air in front of him.

"Turn off the BGM. Why are you making such a big noise so late at night?"

"Oh."

Jinlang obediently turned off the car stereo that was playing music.

The heavy-armored bunny has now turned into a handsome mecha with only the upper body. Light blue particle light flows on the side of the mecha, rendering its body full of mechanical beauty.

“Hehehe, hahahahaha!”

The golden wolf's smug laughter sounded with a metallic reverberation, and the heavy-armored rabbit's eyes flashed red. He tilted his head at a 45-degree angle and squinted at Lin En, and clenched his raised right hand suddenly.

"This is the complete Golden Wolf, the complete Heavy-Armored Bunny, the complete... me!"

[Equipment: Heavy-duty bunny 19C (angel form).

Heavy-armored Bunny 19C is a special form after being equipped with Silver Wolf's weapon artificial intelligence. Because it does not have the power of the Herrscher of Reason, it cannot reach the complete "Angel Reconstruction" form, but the weakened version of "Ether Editing" inherited by Golden Wolf from Silver Wolf can reproduce part of the Herrscher of Reason's power, so let's call the incomplete angel reconstruction form the Little Angel Form. 】

Looking at the panel given by Aha, Lin En thought about it and decided to give up complaining.

Let’s just keep it in angel form. At least the Golden Wolf is much more useful now than before.

"Don't pretend here. Now that you're sure it can be used, go clean up the room for me. I have no place to step with all the takeout boxes on the floor!"

"What?!!"

Hearing Lin En's words, Golden Wolf manipulated the Heavy Armored Bunny to spin in front of Lin En, showing off his handsome mecha body in all directions, and shouted:

"Look, a mecha! I've turned into such a handsome mecha and you still let me clean the house? Are you still human?!"

"You can wait until the day you evolve into a Gundam before you say that."

Lin En, who was completely unmoved, snapped his fingers, and the Heavy Bunny's system was completely shut down. It turned back into a motorcycle and fell to the ground. The previously powerful Golden Wolf also fell out of the Heavy Bunny's body, still a little dazed.

"Now, go clean up your mess!"

"Woo woo woo, can't I do it?"

Waving his hand in dissatisfaction, the two-headed puppet with a sad face picked up a broom taller than himself and started cleaning.

While letting the Golden Wolf slowly clean up the large amount of garbage produced by her stay-at-home life over the past few days, Lin En had already returned to her bedroom.

This place had not been destroyed by the golden wolf yet. Everything was the same as when he left, including the half-finished book "The Great Explosion of the Beautiful Pharmacist and Arashi Who Won't Reject Any Request!" on the table and the black tower doll lying on the bed in a black and white maid outfit.

Lin En first put away the half-finished notebook. Although he had fun drawing it, if someone accidentally saw it, he might end up in jail, which would be a lot of fun.

As for why he would draw this kind of thing...

We are all adults now, and some negative emotions accumulated in our hearts always need to be vented. Lin En feels that there is nothing wrong with venting stress by drawing pictures. Instead, it is an extremely noble behavior. He is simply creating a new spiritual treasure for human civilization!

Although most of the erotic pictures he drew were not something that could be shown to others.

"After I die, I must ask someone to send all these things out, to give the Xianzhou people and Fengrao people a little shock! Maybe it can even ease the conflict between the two... Tsk tsk tsk, when I think about it this way, I am really great~"

Sitting on the bed, Lin En suddenly spoke into the void: