I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

"Aha, come out, I know you haven't left yet."

[If you encounter the difficulty of drawing a guaranteed card, the difficulty of getting stuck in the abyss, the difficulty of scraping monsters, the difficulty of strengthening, the difficulty of the world being overgrown, and the difficulty of the shortage of Star Qiong. Call my name - Happy Star God Aha, come and laugh at my call! ]

A dark figure wearing a mask appeared in the room with countless overlapping laughter. The black mist spreading from the void turned into an illusory throne, supporting his silhouette-like body.

"Oh, my dear friend, is there any pleasure in calling Aha?"

"Of course!"

In front of one of the top beings in the universe, the Star God of Joy, Lin En did not feel any pressure at all. He smiled as usual and said:

"It's a very interesting thing... But before that, it seems that you still owe me a reward."

"How could that be? Ah Ha never defaults on payments..."

Aha was only halfway through his words when he suddenly seemed to realize something. Countless masks turned their heads at the same time and looked at the system panel that appeared in Lin En's hand.

[Option 3: Longevity Plague? I'll fucking shoot him! ...Reward: Under the premise of not violating fate, fulfill one of Lin En's wishes.]

This was the third option that Lin En created when he was briefly upgraded to a true Order Envoy to break through the constraints of the system. Naturally, this reward was also designed by Lin En himself, but he had not found an opportunity to be alone with Aha, which had dragged on the confrontation until now.

The star gods are all bound by their inner driving force, that is, their destiny itself. The pleasure system created by Aha is itself a manifestation of his destiny. Lin En knows that as long as he can make a wish based on his happy destiny, Aha will not refuse him.

But what kind of wish can make the Happy Star God himself happy?

The answer was already clear, and the answer was told to Lin En by the God of Joy himself.

With the corners of his mouth rising uncontrollably, Lin En slowly raised his hand and pointed at the Star God of Joy in front of him.

Is there anything in this world that is more fun than having the Joyful Star God himself become fun?

"My wish is - Aha, change for me!"

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I remembered it wrongly, the Silver Wolf Pool will not open until tomorrow.

The college entrance examination is tomorrow. Students taking it should work hard. I’m posting a few pictures to motivate everyone!

Chapter 55: Aha with white hair and red eyes is hard to refuse

"My wish is—"

Lin En pointed at Aha, and couldn't help but raise a happy arc at the corner of his mouth, and said loudly:

"Ahaha, turn yourself into a little loli with white hair and red eyes! You are not allowed to return to your original form before I die!"

"Hahaha, interesting, it's really quite interesting!"

Upon hearing Lin En's wish, the dark humanoid being couldn't help but burst into laughter. Countless masks that were originally either sad or happy all showed smiles at this moment. The God of Joy stood up and spread his arms in a frozen state like a sculpture.

“It’s really interesting that Ahaha has become your amusement.

Ah Ha really has no face? Ah Ha really has face? Ah Ha doesn't want face?!"

Ah Ha placed his right hand on his chest, bowed gracefully to Lin En, and laughed:

"Then, in the name of pleasure, I will satisfy your desires."

The black fog rolled in, completely submerging the dark gods. Countless orange masks disappeared into the darkness as they laughed loudly. The entire room instantly became silent, as if it had disappeared.

After a while, the darkness dissipated, and the first thing to step out was a calf with graceful curves outlined by white silk. When the smooth white silk narrowed to the end, the round-toed leather shoes took over and continued to depict the beautiful ups and downs.

"How about this image?"

The clear and sweet voice of a lolita attracted Lin En's gaze, which moved away from the beautiful white silk legs with difficulty, sliding all the way across the absolute area of ​​white silk stockings, black skirt and snow-white shirt, and stopped on the girl's beautiful face with white hair and red eyes.

Her appearance was as perfect as Lin En had imagined. The flowers on her snow-white hair and the long elf ears sticking out from her hair added a touch of elegance and natural beauty to her. Her red eyes were as bright as fire, making her look extremely attractive.

Holy shit, mom!!!

Although he had expected this, Lin En was still shocked when Aha really became like this.

The little elf loli with white hair, red eyes and white silk, who the hell can resist this!

"Can I satisfy you, my envoy?"

The elf little Loli lightly touches the corner of her lips with her fingertips, her smile blooms like a flower, and there are only three words to describe her whole body - adorable!

She walked forward with her slender legs in small steps and climbed onto the bed. She leaned forward slightly and moved her small face close to Lin En. Her breathing was so close that Lin En could almost count the trembling eyelashes of the elf loli.

When Lin En thought that the sweetly smiling little girl in front of him was one of the strongest beings in the universe, the Star God of Joy who had climbed to the top of the Imaginary Tree, he couldn't help but feel an irrepressible joy in his heart...

Nausea.

"Don't speak in that tone, it's really disgusting~"

Lin En stretched out his hand with disgust and pushed Aha's little face away. After keeping a distance from her, he took the maid Black Tower doll beside him into his arms as a shield.

The reason why he made a wish to make Ahab become like this was not because of lust, but because he wanted to use it as fun to play with and tease Ahab. But seeing Ahab's current state, he didn't even feel embarrassed at all. Instead, he wanted to use this skin to play with Lin En in return.

If Lynn really gets carried away, that would be even more fun for him.

"Tsk tsk tsk, you are so heartless. Aha will cry~"

Aha, who was pushed away by Lin En, pursed his thin lips in disappointment, with tears glistening in the corners of his eyes, which made Lin En feel even more nauseous.

"Yue, big brother, please stop using your magical powers. I'm really going to vomit!"

"Heh, man."

With a cold snort, Aha did not continue to torture Lin En, but took a step back with this look on his face, and disappeared directly into nothingness.

[Today's victory or defeat is another defeat for Lin En! ]

Although the original body has left, the system that is Aha's clone still pops up as usual to make its presence felt.

"You are blowing a black whistle!"

Lin En pushed the system panel aside unhappily, then rolled into the quilt holding his Black Tower doll.

"Sure enough, my black tower is still the cutest."

Lying in the warm bed, Lin En's thoughts also diverged, and he began to ponder the ultimate meaning of the universe and human existence.

It is said that the skin on the face and lips is the most sensitive.

If you use the most sensitive skin of the human body to touch the softest and most beautiful part of a girl, it must be the ultimate happiness in the world!

Adhering to the fundamental principle that "practice is the sole criterion for testing truth", Lin En once again understood from personal experience why the "facial cleanser" in anime is so popular.

"How are you? Are you comfortable?"

"Pretty good. If only the breasts could be bigger... Damn, when will you be online?"

The sudden cold voice frightened Lin En so much that he shuddered all over. He quickly moved his face away from the girl's chest and met the eyes of the black tower that was staring at him with cold eyes.

“I came while you were talking to Him”

Heita lifted the quilt and sat up, and his cold little face showed visible emotional fluctuations.

"It's incredible that you can actually contact the Joy Star God directly, and He will even obey your wishes and become like that. He is almost as beautiful as me, and..."

The doll girl shifted her gaze to Lin En's face, pulled him in front of her by his collar, and did not hide the curiosity in her eyes.

"Moreover, you have received the attention of [Hunting] and [Abundance] at the same time... the attention of three star gods. I am becoming more and more interested in your research."

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I was so anxious that I spent two 648 yuan to get the Silver Wolf pool. Why is this happening? It hurts, it hurts so much!

I got a big guaranteed card in 160 draws, and the small guaranteed card was a one-life Big Duck. Can't I get a Bai Lu? The current permanent five-star cards I got were the Yoshiko plus Yoshiko's special weapon and a one-life Big Duck. I'm really sick of it. Only one of the four five-star cards is a valid card. It's disgusting.

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Chapter 56 Special Mission: CP picture of selling abundance and hunting!

The Star God is the most powerful and mysterious being in the entire universe. It is rare that the Black Tower has visited the Star God twice. As far as the Black Tower knows, there is only one person like Lin who can talk to the Star God at any time and be watched by three Star Gods at the same time.

It was hard for Heita not to have desire for him - in this case, the desire to study him.

"My simulated universe has been adjusted almost completely, come and test it!"

Heita put his little face in front of Lin En and stared at him, expressing his emotions with his amethyst eyes.

[You haven't come to me for a test for such a long time, that's too bad, I'm going to glare at you! ].jpg

"Please~"

In front of the Black Tower, it is difficult for anyone to resist the temptation and not say this, even Lin En, who thinks he is quite "morally noble", is no exception.

Just imagine that a beautiful scientific research girl who is usually cold and cool becomes humble because she wants a favor from you, even if it is only for a moment. This feeling is really... Tsk, I won't say more, you can experience it for yourself... No, that's not right, it should be your own imagination.

If it were someone else, they might hesitate when faced with Lin En's words, but for a true genius like Heita, worldly things can be ignored.

It's just a sense of shame, which has long been optimized away by the great Ms. Black Tower.

"Please, come and test it~"

Oh no, I'm shot and I need a medic!

Hearing this long-awaited voice, Lin En was finally satisfied.

It just so happens that the matter of the Immortal Boat has almost come to an end, and the approval from General Jingyuan should be coming soon. It is not impossible to go to the Black Tower Space Station to test the Black Tower's simulated universe. Maybe you can pick up an unconscious Galaxy Baseball Man.

"Okay, okay, I'll pack up and go to the Black Tower Space Station to test you..."

[Ding, a special mission is coming! ]

The sudden appearance of the system panel interrupted Lin En's words.

[Congratulations on triggering the special mission: If you don’t show up, I’ll use my keyboard to blow up the group!

Mission Introduction: The followers of the God of Fertility and the God of Hunting have been arguing for thousands of years. The battlefield spans the entire universe, causing countless lives to be destroyed. However, the God of Joy, Aha, has always been kind-hearted and could not bear to see the world fall into chaos and pain because of the conflict between the two. Therefore, he specially sent his "Envoy Sese" Lin En to the world. With a heart of "truth, goodness and beauty" and actions of "sincerity, wisdom and trustworthiness", he wrote the Book of Joy, spreading the gospel of joy to the world, so as to reconcile the conflict between the two factions and bring joy and peace to the world.

Mission requirements: Complete the R18 book "The Beautiful Pharmacist Who Won't Reject Any Request and Lan's Big Explosion!" and sell at least copies in Xianzhou Luofu.

Mission Reward: The basic reward is a mysterious gift from Aha, and different additional rewards will be obtained based on the completion conditions.

① Deadline has arrived - complete the creation before dawn... Additional reward: Number of draws*1

② Group hunting, come and see if there are any rich evil things from time to time - sell this book to at least 3000 followers of the hunting star god... Additional reward: Random hunting destiny props or skills * 1

③ Group abundance, check from time to time to see if there are any followers of the Demon Bow - sell the book to at least 100 Medicine King cultivators... Additional rewards: Random abundance of destiny props or skills * 1

④ Chongguo-style hero appears! ——Submit this book on Yuzhao Network, and the number of views reaches more than one million... Additional reward: Skill [Hero Appears]

Skill [Hero Appearance]: Select a teammate, and after a short preparation, teleport to the top of the teammate and drop from the sky, knocking back and damaging nearby enemies. (Special requirement: the user must shout: "Help me, Mr. Lynn!")

Mission failure penalty: annihilation... Just kidding, Ahaha is not that harsh, he won't be like those glowing spheres who will easily annihilate you... Ahaha will just make all your browsing history public on the Internet of the entire universe. 】

Oh shit, Ahaha, are you serious?

Looking at this sudden special mission, especially the inexplicable mission brief, Lin En couldn't help but complain wildly in his heart.

I bought Lan and the pharmacist's book on the immortal boat. Are you really not afraid of being checked? And can selling this kind of book really ease the conflict between the Emperor Bow believers and the King of Medicine cultivators?

Wait a minute, it seems like these two can really be united - meaning they can unite to cause trouble for Lin En together.

Although Lin En felt that this mission was a bit too outrageous, he couldn't choose to refuse it. After all, the punishment for this mission was really...

A public execution throughout the universe. Especially because Lin En had been with Qingque and Fu Xuan for a long time, his browsing history was indeed a little bit unsightly. If it was really exposed, he might as well just die.

[Defendant’s lawyer: Don’t worry, your browsing history can fully prove that you don’t have the time and ability to commit the crime. The defendant’s browsing history is...