I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

As a member of the Star Core Hunters, and after so many years of training and instruction from Kafka, he naturally would not let go of this subtle strange feeling, and frowned as he fell into thought.

"What's wrong? Is there any problem?"

Seeing Lin En frowning slightly, Kafka asked with concern, and Lin En did not hide anything:

"I can't explain it. I just felt something strange for no reason."

"Maybe I stayed up too late last night."

Kafka smiled gently.

"It was the same thing with Silver Wolf last time. He played all night for five days to break a record in a game, but he passed out right after he finished."

Thinking of the internet-addicted girl that Lin En mentioned, Lin En couldn't help but laugh:

"This is what an internet-addicted girl looks like. I can only say that she is worthy of being called..."

Lin En originally wanted to say the isotype of pressed duck, but when the words came to his lips he suddenly realized that something was wrong - what is pressed duck?

Doubts spread in his heart, but Lin En continued to smile without changing his expression and said, "It came from Punchlord."

“For them, the universe is literally a game.”

The purple-haired beauty took a sip of the floating goat milk, a specialty of the Xianzhou, and was about to continue the topic around the Starry Sky Train when she discovered that Lin En had put on a pair of black-framed glasses that looked a bit old-fashioned.

Silver Wolf, Pressed Duck, Silly Baga, Collapse, Star Iron, Time Travel, Joy... As my thoughts deepened, a series of familiar yet unfamiliar words flashed in my mind, and the shadow of a loli with white hair and red eyes reappeared before my eyes through the pink mist.

[It's a bit slower than Aha expected. You are too bad. 】

Ignoring the text panel held up by the little girl with white silk stockings for the moment, Lin En pushed up the frame of his glasses, looked at the purple-haired beauty in front of him and smiled:

"Sister Kafka, there is something I have wanted to tell you for a long time."

"Oh, tell me?"

Hearing this, Kafka, who was stirring coffee with floating goat milk with a spoon, paused for a moment, then raised her head, her lavender eyes meeting Lin's through the lenses.

"actually..."

Lin En paused for a moment, and after Kafka's eyes were completely focused on him, he continued in a deep voice:

“Actually, compared to a so-called sister, I have always regarded you as a mother.

Kafka, you are the woman who can become my mother!"

Beep beep, the Aha Happy Train is leaving~~

Hello everyone, I am a personal unsuccessful author who has been writing books for two and a half years - Mao Yuyangru, I am 24 years old, a student, and I am fond of Shise, black and white stockings, loli, mature girls, beast-eared dragon girls, and the doctors all say I am normal.

Now that I am about to put it on the shelf, I am in tears as I write this letter and I don’t know what to say.

By the way, what should I write in the remarks for the product being put on the shelves?

Got it, let me sell it miserably first!

The author has many wives to support at home!

————Hehe, my wife Abi, Yaolan, Weicao, Qinliu, Pochi, Dishia, Shenhe, Youla, Keqing, Xinhai, Yaya, Fuhua, Shuiyun, Huoya, Meimezi, Gardevoir, Akali, Lilia, Shabai, Youmu, Meihong, Kaguya, Xueno, Holhaiya, Silver Wolf, Ester, Qingque, Heita, Fuxuan——

Please give me a first order! My last book received 2 yuan and the first order was 5. My heart was broken. I hope this book can give me at least a score of 1600 to .

My last book was basically pure madness, with no plot, and I wrote whatever came to my mind. After learning from this experience, I started to emphasize the description of the plot in this book (and ended up writing a lot of paragraphs).

The sheer accumulation of fun will constantly raise the reader's reading threshold, making the fun become boring and uninteresting. This feeling should be better after having a main line to interweave the fun. Of course, to put it bluntly, as long as the story is written interestingly enough, that's enough.

I hope everyone will order the first order, I will try my best to make the story interesting!

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Please, please!

By the way, I still owe 6 chapters for the bounty, and I will try my best to pay them all off this week.

I'll stay up all night tonight, and I'll write as much as I can! One person, one lamp, one computer, and one corpse!

Chapter 59: Hypnotizing the Maid Kafka

[Option 0.67: Kafka is so high-class, she deserves to be with a low-class person like me! Use hypnotic glasses to hypnotize Kafka into your favorite toy (success rate 1%)... Reward: Kafka*/Kafka's friendly Uzi Ripple Run]

[Option 5.1: Kafka is a woman who can become my mother! Use hypnosis glasses to hypnotize Kafka into being my mother (success rate 1%)... Reward: Kafka's mother*/Kafka's mother's friendly grenade ripple run]

[Option 94: I fell into someone else's trap again, haha! Use hypnosis glasses to hypnotize Kafka, making her think she is still hypnotized (success rate 1%)... Reward: Special card draw times * (guess how special it is)]

After Aha turned into a white-haired loli, the system presentation options no longer appeared out of thin air. Instead, the projection of the loli Aha held a small wooden board and displayed it in front of Lynn. It looked just like Euclidwood, and the cuteness increased by 1000%!

After breaking free from Kafka's hypnosis, Lynn recalled his conversation with Kafka and quickly realized what had happened.

Kafka seemed to want to implant the idea of ​​"joining the Starry Sky Train" in her subconscious mind, so she took advantage of her mental fatigue after painting all night and hypnotized her. If she didn't know something outside this world in her mind, she might not wake up for a while.

She wanted me to join the Star Train, probably because of Elio's instructions. What did this slave to fate see?

[Ahaha, I don’t know~]

The little girl was jumping in front of Lynn, holding a wooden board.

"I don't know, just mugwort!"

[Even Artemisia doesn’t know! ]

Giving up arguing with Aha, Lin En looked at Kafka, who had already noticed something was wrong, and activated the hypnosis glasses he had been wearing.

Although he really wanted to choose option one or two, but seeing that the chance of success was the same as a single draw, Lin En chose the safer option three.

After all, based on his understanding of Aha, even if Kafka didn't come, he would most likely not be able to escape the fate of colliding with the Star Train. It would be better to go with the flow, and there would be rewards.

"Sister Kafka, I will leave for the Black Tower Space Station after I finish my work here, but..."

Wiping the corners of his mouth with a tissue, Lin En looked at Kafka, who was only wearing a snow-white shirt, and suddenly laughed and continued:

"But, Sister Kafka, can you please fulfill one of my small wishes? It will be a parting gift for me."

"Gifts...yeah, of course."

Kafka nodded instinctively, her mind a little hazy. When she looked up again, Lin En had a black and white maid outfit in his hand.

Don’t ask why Lin En had such clothes in his personal space. The answer is Ah Ha did it, forever and ever!

【You didn't even mention your own problem. 】

“Please, Sister Kafka~Please put this on! I really need it!

Hurry, hurry, hurry, I am the Little Hurry Grass King!"

"If it's your request, Xiao En."

After thinking for a moment, Kafka took the black and white maid outfit from Lin En. She usually had a hobby of collecting coats, but this was her first time to see a maid outfit, so she thought she might as well give it a try.

Although she looks subtly astringent, Kafka's skin is rarely exposed, and she dresses more conservatively than most people. However, the idiom "standing out" is right: if you put an awl in a cloth bag, the tip will definitely show; if you put big breasts in cloth, the outline will always show, no matter how you cover them up.

Although they both wore maid dresses, Kafka was far superior to Heita in terms of figure alone.

She is worthy of being my mother!

With the corners of his mouth raised in delight, Lin En decisively took out his mobile phone and saved the precious picture of the Star Core Hunter taming the maid outfit, and then waved goodbye to Kafka who was about to leave after "completing the mission".

Seeing Kafka walk out of the room in a maid outfit and disappear at the street corner, Lin En smiled happily:

"Haha, she believed it, she really believed it!

I really want to see Kafka's reaction when she sees Silver Wolf and the others in this state. It makes me so happy just thinking about it."

Although this would also lead to Kafka realizing that she was hypnotized, isn't this more interesting?

It would be so embarrassing for a hypnotist to be hypnotized by his own target. However, Lin En was not too worried about the possibility of being harassed in the future.

After all, Elio did achieve his goal, didn't he? I guess he wouldn't care about the small deviations in the process.

The only regret is...

"Aha, can you get me a candle without a snuffer? It would be a shame if such a useful thing broke after one use."

[The Black Tower has it, go get it yourself. ]

"Tsk, it's really useless."

With a smacking of his lips in disgust, Lin En casually stuffed the hypnotic glasses that had lost their effect into his personal space, and then looked at Aha in front of him again.

"Special card draw, let me see what you can come up with for me!"

To Lin En's surprise, this time Ah Ha actually shook his head and continued to hold up his small wooden board to pretend to be a three-no girl:

[This card pool is a bit special. Aha needs to spend some time preparing, so please wait a moment~]

Seeing Ah Ha's abnormal reaction, Lin En became even more curious. What kind of card pool would even take Ah Ha to spend time preparing for?

I was curious and wanted to know. I felt like Senior Mai was crawling on me.

"What about the reward for finishing the book last night? I don't need to prepare this."

[Okay, okay, I'll be right there.]

Ah Ha bent down and rummaged through her skirt, finally throwing an antique ring into Lin En's hand.

[Congratulations on getting the item: Na Ring

Effect: As you can see, it is a ring called Na Ring. Just like its relatives with the same pronunciation, it has a storage space that can store a large number of items. But as a price, you must speak a highly concentrated amount of two-dimensional terms to it before you can store or take out items.

Note: The above restrictions are only valid for male users. Female users only need to make a "na na na" sound to use it. 】

"Damn, that's sexist!"

Staring at the magical "Na Ring" for a long time with a twitching mouth, Lin En decided to give up the idea of ​​giving it a try. The main reason was that this thing might have some value if thrown somewhere else, but it was a common storage item in the Immortal Boat.

Have you seen those mechanical birds flying around on the streets? Don’t be surprised why the express boxes carried by each mechanical bird are the same size. It’s because those express boxes can be regarded as storage props with built-in space folding technology.

Throwing the ring on the table, Lin En turned on his phone to check the reviews of his blog. But when he opened the comments section, he couldn't help but exclaim, "Fuck!"

Chapter 60 The Internet is not a lawless place, but Sese is

As we all know, in the information age, whether or not one can find pornographic pictures and certain small software on the Internet is the simplest and most effective way to test a man's intelligence level... The same is true for women.

Although the civilization level of our Xianzhou has long developed to the level of crossing the star sea, and the birth rate has not been high due to some special reasons, but wherever there is civilization, there is shishi! The more developed the civilization, the more ways of shishi!

The Xianzhou Yuzhao network is so developed that it is natural that there are some pink mysterious little websites or small software.

But today, a book about the Hunting Star God and the Fertility Star God suddenly appeared out of nowhere, topping the list of major "small websites" and causing a huge uproar in the Sese circle.

Lin En opened the pink software most commonly used by Xianzhou people, and was instantly shocked after just a glance.

"Fuck, over 10 million hits in one morning, don't these people have to go to work?"

Lin En, who had completed the task in excess, opened the comment section without saying a word, and sure enough, it was already a chaos of comments.

Sorting by time means that all the people came here because of the author's reputation and because he's awesome, so Lin En simply changed it to sorting by popularity to see what tricks everyone can come up with.

[Xianzhou Dacongming: That’s not right, this work may be pornographic!

Reply: Brother, are you crazy? Do you want to see what website this is?

Reply: Send him up to record every moment of your dark history

Reply: I really live up to your online name.]

The first hot comment made Lin En unable to hold back. The following hot comments were also very different, highlighting the diversity of Internet creatures.

[Jing Yuan is my original husband: That's it? It feels so-so.

Reply: Wearing pants and speaking is tough]

[Bei Feng: Top-grade, excellent painting style, remarkable plot, and unprecedented subject matter. When will teacher "Mao Yu Yang Ru" start the next book? I want to read the ones about preservation x greed and pleasure x nothingness. You can send me a private message. I'll give you enough credit coins.

Reply: Although the nature is self-sufficient, it is still a medical practice

Reply: His name is Beifeng, what else do you want?

Reply: Damn, it’s Brother Fu, V me 50 to see my strength. 】