I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

[Snowy Coat: I don’t understand, but I am deeply shocked. What on earth are you thinking about in your organic brains all day long?

Reply: What is the second disease, and you call yourself "I"

Reply: What the hell, robots also look at pornographic pictures? Which manufacturer is your toaster? 】

Oh shit, isn't Snowy Coat Xueyi's ID? It can't be her!

Lin En, who was also shocked, clicked on the Snow Coat's avatar with trembling hands, and then took a look at the large number of books about female bosses pushing their subordinates and lesbian stories displayed on her homepage, and then silently chose to exit.

We dare not think too much, and we dare not ask too much.

How could our aloof judge look at this kind of website in private?

Although everything would become peaceful once it involves Sese, the two star gods drawn in this book are Hunting and Abundance. This topic is just like throwing YJ and MHY together. It would be abnormal if they don't quarrel.

Sure enough, when Lynn continued reading, she found some not very friendly comments.

[Xin Shouwenxin: What did our Xianzhou Alliance do to you, you remnant of abundance! ]

[I TM Shoot and Explode: Bad review! I thought the title was about the Emperor Bow shooting and blasting the ancestor of plague and longevity, but how did it become the Emperor Bow's defeat? This is an insult to our immortal boat! I will report you, the remnant of abundance, to the Shen Ce Mansion!

Reply: Damn it, buddy, calm down, don’t let everyone have no books to read!

Reply: No, this is a slide that you cannot even touch! 】

[Yunqijun Foxiao: Very good, my second brother has already cried. It would be even better if the author could tell me the coordinates. I will come to the author’s house to give him warmth.

Reply: Damn, are you that brave to use your real name to access a weird website?

Reply: Comrade Yunqijun is so tired, what's wrong with looking at some erotic pictures and taking a rest? 】

[The King of Medicine is the cutest in the world: Shoot and burst! It's so hot! The King of Medicine will definitely kill the Demon Bow in one second! He will definitely kill it in one second!

Reply: Who?

Reply: Hey, Mr. xx Zhang from xx Street, Changletian, please don’t talk nonsense on the Internet.

Reply: WTF, box! 】

The comment section further down has already started to get noisy. I just don't know how many of those so-called remnants of abundance are true medicinal cultivators, and how many are just people who are here to watch the fun.

The comment section was getting more and more out of control. After completing the click-through rate task, Lin En thought about it and decided to delete his work directly. After all, although with Ah Ha's help, his IP information would not be leaked for a while, everyone knew Ah Ha's character.

If he really believed what He said, the furious Fu Xuan might come to his doorstep soon, and then Aha might even give him a task to copy the contents of the book together with Fu Xuan.

Just thinking about it makes me...can't refuse!

"Wow, what are you grinning for? It's disgusting!"

The two-headed puppet climbed onto the sofa with its arms and legs twirling around, looking quite frightened:

"Kafka finally left. It's so scary. I thought she was going to catch me and take me back to work for the boss again."

"Why didn't you come out and remind me just now?"

"How dare I! What a coward!"

The golden wolf waved its little arms, and its attitude showed that it was following its heart.

Lin En did not continue to torture this coward for this matter, but threw his jade sign to her and said:

"Use your etheric editor to help me print 3,100 full-color copies of the book stored on my desktop. Don't tell me you can't do it."

The Golden Wolf, who was about to refuse, couldn't help but open his mouth when he heard Lin En's words. In the end, he could only reluctantly tap on the quantum keyboard and began to modify the real data.

"Ah, I am destined to be a hard worker. I can't escape the fate of being a wage earner no matter where I am. Slaves live better than me!"

"Don't complain, just work hard!"

Lin En knocked on the little head of the golden wolf in annoyance. While playing with his phone, he instilled chicken soup for the soul into the worker like a big capitalist:

"Have you not read that inspirational book? 'Not spreading negative energy is a common quality of good slaves'! And 'If slaves who move stones do this, they will have their own pyramid sooner or later'. Don't ignore 'As long as you are outstanding enough, you can have your own sky under the whip of your master' and 'If you improve yourself every day, you, as a slave, will enter the Senate sooner or later'!"

Making money through physical labor gives you peace of mind. This is the life belief of countless ordinary people and the fundamental logic of how society operates.

Alas, this generation of slaves is no good. They can’t even bear the slightest hardship and even dare to glare at their masters.”

"So I'm a worker, not a slave!"

Upon hearing this, Lin En frowned in confusion, as if he didn't understand why Golden Wolf said this:

“Is there any difference between the two for capitalists?”

Chapter 61: Lord Xueyi, please arrest me!

It was noon, and it was a busy time. The streets of Changletian were bustling with people, showing a prosperous scene.

In the crowd, a young man with blond hair and blue clothes ran by. He was wearing bronze armor, a long robe embroidered with white clouds and green bamboo, and he looked very heroic.

His name is Yan Qing. He is the youngest guard in the history of the Yunqi Army and also the bodyguard of General Jingyuan.

The reason why he seemed so hurried on the street today was not because he was going to slay demons and monsters again, but just to buy some fresh floating goat milk for General Jingyuan.

Although such small things can be handed over to other people, running around on the streets and getting in touch with the world is also a kind of exercise for this young man.

Of course, if Jing Yuan knew what Yan Qing was going to encounter today, perhaps he would not think so.

He rushed around a corner in a hurry, but the boy bumped into a man who was wearing a black windbreaker and black sunglasses, and was dressed like someone from The Matrix.

"Ah, sir, are you all right?"

Yan Qing instinctively cared about the man in black who bumped into him, while Lin En, who was hit hard by Yan Qing, let out a long sigh and forced a somewhat stiff smile.

"I'm fine..."

Looking at this young man whom he had met a few times, Lin En adjusted his black sunglasses to prevent himself from being recognized, and at the same time couldn't help but complain wildly in his heart.

Yan Qing is only in his teens, around eight to fourteen years old, but his talent in swordsmanship is ridiculously high. At such a young age, his swordsmanship has reached the level of a saint. It is probably only a matter of time before he becomes the sword master of Luofu.

Just with this blow, he almost broke Lin En's kidney. This kind of outrageous strength...

This guy is eight years old?!

Old Ma! Old Ma! How come you turned into a pretty boy in the blink of an eye?

Humph, but now that I've met you, don't even think about running away.

At some point, Yan Qing suddenly felt that the smiling man in black in front of him gave him an inexplicable sense of danger.

It's not the kind of danger that comes from fighting an enemy, but some deeper, inexplicable danger...and the way he's dressed always feels a little suspicious.

"Excuse me, is there anything else you can do for me?"

Yan Qing, whose way was blocked by Lin En, raised his head, and the "Qi-operated floating attack unit" floating beside him trembled slightly, ready to be unsheathed at any time.

"Indeed, I have something to ask you, little brother."

With a strange laugh, Lin En suddenly opened his black coat under Yan Qing's increasingly serious gaze, allowing all the mysterious books in the inside pockets to appear in the young man's wide-open eyes, shocking him greatly.

"Dude, do you want a notebook?"

"what?"

The young man, who had never been tainted by the world, blinked in confusion.

"What is this book?"

“Little brothers can think of this as a special picture album.”

Lin En, who deceived the children, not only did not feel the slightest guilt, but became even more pleased. He pulled out a notebook from his coat, handed it to Yan Qing, and started chatting with him seriously.

"This book of mine is incredible. Look who is drawn on the cover, little brother... Yes, you read that right, it's Emperor Gong Siming and Shou Wen Huo Zu."

"Ohhhh, it really is!"

As the boy was exclaiming, Lin En had already half-knelt down and was arm-in-arm with him, continuing to chatter nonsense:

“This scroll records the precious pictures and texts of the early Emperor Bow Siming shooting and blasting the ancestor of longevity and plague. It is a peerless battle that can make people excited and full of fighting spirit just by looking at it!

I see that you are a rare martial arts genius. After watching this battle, you will surely gain a lot of insights. It will be no problem for you to win the title of Luofu Sword Master!"

“It really has such a miraculous effect!”

"Of course, Xianzhou people don't lie to Xianzhou people!

As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will? My dear brother, you and I are destined to be together. I will sell this fierce battle scroll to you for the price of 10 Xundi. "

After being fooled by Lin En, the little Yan Qing, who didn't know how dangerous the world was, had no idea how to tell the real from the fake. Besides, the price of 10 Xundi was almost like giving it away for free, so he had to take it.

Just like that, the young boy, holding the rare treasure he had bought and Shang Wen's floating goat milk, disappeared around the corner of the street under Lin En's kind and gentle gaze, and rushed towards the Shen Ce Mansion.

“Hahaha, I wonder what General Jingyuan’s expression will be when he sees the notebook Xiao Ma brought him.

Ahaha, can't you give me a live broadcast?"

Hearing this, the illusory white-haired loli raised a new text board.

[Aha, I will see it myself, but I won’t show it to you]

"Aha, bad!"

After complaining a few words, Lynn returned to his "Sicaro form" again, wearing his specially made black windbreaker and looking for a suitable target on the street.

Most of the people you can find on Xianzhou Street are hunting believers, but it is very troublesome to find the cultivator of the King of Medicine. Lin En, who doesn't want to miss the mission reward, even plans to find a way to sneak into the King of Medicine Secret again and give these remnants of the abundance a little bit of lust... I mean joy and shock!

After walking a few steps, Lynn found a new target in front of a vending machine on the corner of the street.

It was a girl wearing a bluish-white long skirt, with a pair of white silk stockings, a specialty of Xianzhou, hanging under the hem of the skirt. At the moment, she was staring at the vending machine with her back to Lin En, lost in thought. Her short black hair was just shoulder-length, revealing a touch of white and smooth skin on the back of her neck. It was so white that it was a little dazzling under the sunlight, attracting Lin En's attention.

It is said that neck control has now become a separate XP label on some small software. Originally, Lin En still held a resolute critical attitude towards this increasingly strange and delicate XP, but today he also glimpsed a glimpse of the beauty in it.

"Lost girl, would you like a notebook?"

Lin En walked to the side of the girl and used the "Light Wings" again to reveal the notebook under his coat. The girl heard the voice behind her and slowly turned around. Her shoulder-length black hair swayed gently, but the inner ends of her hair were lush green and dotted with red.

"Lynn, what are you doing?"

Xue Yi turned around and stared at his subordinates expressionlessly. His dark red pupils shrank slightly. He magnified the covers of the notebooks on the inside of Lin En's coat several times and compared them with his own memory data. After a moment, he came to a conclusion.

Lin En, who secretly sold the book on the street to his boss, also felt a little embarrassed, but under Xue Yi's silent gaze, Lin En suddenly knelt on the ground and hugged Xue Yi's white silk legs tightly and shouted:

"Master Xue Yi, please arrest me. I surrender myself. I have committed a crime! I have committed a crime of being infatuated with you!!! Master Xue Yi, I want to be your dog!!!"

Chapter 62: Masked Fool Gathering and Loli Aha

If I get caught by my boss selling notebooks on the street, my career as a judge will be over.

Got it? Then make a loud noise to cover it up!

As long as I'm not embarrassed, everyone else will be!

With this thought in mind, Lin En couldn't stop rubbing his face against Xue Yi's beautiful white silk legs, sighing that this white silk is worthy of being a specialty of Xianzhou, just like Yalilo No. 6 is rich in black silk and Liyue is rich in ham, it is almost becoming a glorious legend since ancient times.

In the previous life, the three major forces of the Black Silk Party, the White Silk Party, and the Bare Legs Party were in a three-way battle on the Internet, and the main road was wiped out. However, as a simple and honest pervert, Lin En did not have so many worries -

Anyway, Lin En never refuses anyone.

"Master Xue Yi, I have committed a crime, please arrest me!"

Being held by Lin En's thighs, Xue Yi tilted her head slightly, pulled the corner of her mouth, and said:

"That's about it?"

The doll girl, who had been surfing the Internet a lot, was not annoyed by Lin En's crazy behavior, as if she had already gotten used to this situation.

Lin En didn't pursue the matter and was very sensible. He reluctantly let go of the girl's white silk legs and stood up. He changed the subject somewhat abruptly.

"Come to think of it, this is the first time I've seen Xue Yi on the street. How come you have time to go shopping today?"

"I am just following the law."

Xue Yi straightened her skirt which was a little messy due to Lin En's rough action, sat down on a bench nearby, and said slowly:

"Bo Le was removed from the list, and neither you nor Yumozuo arrived yet, so I have no choice but to perform four duties."

"Hmm? Tamamo also asked for leave?"

Hearing that the fox Tamamo had also asked for leave, Lin En couldn't help but feel confused. This seemed to be the first time he saw Tamamo asking for leave.

Xue Yi just shook her head.

"It's only one day, not like you who haven't been here for many days."