Azur Lane, why are all my ship girls succubi?

"Send! Send..."

The air suddenly became dead silent, and Louis rolled his eyes and fell asleep.

.........

"The commander seems to have fainted from fear. Did we take this joke too far?"

"It seems that this is indeed the case..."

In a daze, Louis heard the voices of a group of people talking. Louis could clearly feel that he was held in someone's arms, but he just couldn't wake up. Why? Because he was too scared...

The aroma in the air is a bit strong, so if that's the case, I might as well get some sleep.

As for which ship girl is a prank, let's wait and see after we wake up...

033. Hua Jia, take my sword

Louis had a dream, a dream that was both absurd and reasonable. He dreamed that he became a Taoist priest and was chasing a fleeing zombie. The zombie looked no different from an ordinary person, but when the two looked at each other, Louis suddenly woke up. He seemed to see... that zombie was also a ship girl? !

Is this okay? !

"Don't do that kind of thing!"

The young man suddenly woke up from his dream, and his scream attracted the attention of all the nearby ship girls.

"I was so scared, I dreamed that a zombie hugged me while I was sleeping... I was so scared, but luckily..."

Before he could recover from the shock, Louis fainted again at the scene before him.

"Eh hey hey!? Commander, Commander!"

Hua Jia, who was holding Louis, was at a loss. Why did the commander faint when he saw her? !

"I'm sorry Commander, we were just joking... Wuuwuwu, please wake up..."

Hua Jia, who had a kind face, was about to cry, thinking that his appearance would please the commander, but who knew that it would backfire...

After hearing the crying of the ship girl, Louis who fainted woke up again. It turned out to be the ship girl, not a ghost. It's okay then...

Louis slowly opened his eyes. If he remembered correctly, the ship girl holding him was Huajia from Donghuang?

"So the port isn't haunted, and you shipgirls are just playing a prank on me?"

Louis' attention was not on Hua Jia's strange clothes, but on the guilty ship girls around him. I really cared about you, but you played such a joke on me...

When I get back, I will definitely teach these ship girls a lesson.

"Commander, I'm sorry, we went too far just now..."

Hua Jia was still kneeling, and Louis was sleeping on her lap. The first thing Louis saw when he opened his eyes was two yellow talisman seals. From the looks of it, the talismans seemed unable to suppress the bloody smell.

"It's okay, it's okay, don't make such jokes anymore, you really scared me just now, and Huajia, you have all these clothes, where did you get them from?"

Louis turned over and sat up. He observed Hua Jia's clothes from top to bottom. If it was her clothes, it would be like a ghost movie where zombies chase people instead of people chasing zombies...

"Because I haven't seen the Commander for a long time, I wanted to give the Commander a surprise. This dress is said to be able to cultivate one's sentiments. Commander, I'm sorry for scaring you just now... By the way, Commander, do you like this dress?"

Facing Louis's fiery gaze, Hua Jia felt a little embarrassed. Although she looked dignified and gentle on the outside, she was actually very shy and bold on the inside.

When Louis saw her for the first time, he really wanted to say a classic line, "Madam, you don't want to..."

Ahem, I'm off topic.

"This dress seems to fit you quite well, but it's a little small. It's tight on your flesh...Are you sure you don't want to consider changing to a larger size?"

She wore a black hat on her head, a dark blue official uniform, and a pair of white legs. It is worth mentioning that there were three yellow Taoist talismans on her body... Louis knew what these talismans were sealing.

But Louis really wanted to tear off all those seals for her. Mrs. Huajia, this dress of yours really seems to suit your temperament...

"By the way, Commander, I have another set of couple clothes here, would you like to try it? The size is made exactly according to your body shape..."

"Couple costumes, what are those?"

"That's right, this..."

"..."

Although the light in the dilapidated temple is dim, the atmosphere has already become cheerful. After all, the truth of the matter has been revealed. After that, it is just a game between KanColle and Louis...

Hua Jia's normal appearance is short hair and a slim blue cheongsam. After putting on this adjutant robe, the meaning is a little unclear...

Correspondingly, if there is a zombie suit, there must be a Taoist suit. Since Hua Jia is wearing a zombie suit, then the Taoist suit...

"You mean you want me to wear this and take a video and a photo with you? No, isn't your interest a bit too advanced?"

Looking at the yellow Taoist robe in front of him, Louis thought of an old friend. He had straight eyebrows and a small mustache, and his face was majestic without anger, but he died young...

The zombies that old friend encountered were all ferocious demons, but aren’t the zombies that I encountered a little too weird?

"Although we don't know what the Commander is talking about, we still want to see how the Commander looks like wearing this uniform. Just put it on for a while and take a photo. Commander, is that ok..."

"Is it okay? *4"

"you..."

The ship girls prayed to Louis in unison, and Louis knew that they were really well prepared this time.

It's true that Louis admires that old friend, but after putting on this Taoist robe, it seems like it's Louis who is being beaten, right?

If he had a choice, he would definitely choose no, but there was nothing he could do, he had no choice.

The sun shines on the earth from above, and the circular halo keeps changing. In the core, it seems to be the eyes of the sun god. He is looking at the earth and this sad scene.

Poor commander, he finally changed into that outfit.

"I promised you that you wouldn't touch me. If you don't keep your word, I will ignore you."

The yellow Taoist robes fit them very well. Putting on the Taoist hat and holding the peach wood sword, Hua Jia and the other ship girls applauded in unison as they looked at the fledgling and heroic commander in front of them.

"Then please pose for me, dear~"

Cheshire and several other ship girls were pushed aside, leaving the open space in the center to Louis and Huajia, and then the show began.

The huge seal was right in front of him, and the fragile talisman seemed to be there and not there. Even without moving, Louis could feel the evil spirit rising into the sky.

This mission of exorcising demons is full of difficulties and dangers, the seal is crumbling, and it is up to you to seal the scarlet abyss.

"Is this what you call pose? Why am I the one being crushed unilaterally?"

"Because Huajia is a very powerful zombie, and the commander is just a fledgling Taoist priest..."

Looking at the little Taoist priest who was pinned to the ground by him, Hua Jia pursed his lips and chuckled.

The several ship girls next to you are changing clothes. After Huajia finishes taking the pictures, it will be their turn. Two fists are no match for four hands. There is only one Taoist priest, but there are five zombies. What should you do?

Do you want to use the rainbow in the daytime or the tidal wave? Or do you know the orthodox Taoist magic?

Looking at the red demonic light looming in the air, a red word "danger" appeared above Louis' head. Today's trip was due to his lack of academic skills. He was defeated by the monster and his innate energy was taken away.

"Monster, take my sword!"

In the end, the young Taoist priest refused to surrender and fought to the death with the group of zombies, leaving the ground in a mess with ghosts crying and wolves howling.

.........

In addition, Akagi and Kaga, who heard the news, are on their way. As for whether they are friends or enemies, who knows...

034. Go sailing on the sea with the ship girl/Azur Lane, start!

"Commander, don't you have anything to do today?"

"With you two by my side, what can I do?"

The afternoon sun was quite bright. After dinner and a nap, Louis sat at the edge of the house, eating a popsicle and looking at the sea.

There were two familiar ship girls beside him, Akagi and Kaga, who were forgotten yesterday. In order to prevent the commander from slipping away, they appeared outside Louis' door early this morning.

When doing things, you need to be meticulous and plan ahead.

"It's so hot, I don't know what to do..."

"If you are free, Commander, would you like to go out to sea with us today? Commander has never gone out to sea with us before... If Commander is willing, we can change into the new swimsuits we just bought..."

Akagi and Kaga sat on Louis' left and right, and like Louis, they were eating popsicles.

As veteran ship girls in the port area, they must have swimsuits, but I don’t know who they’re wearing them for.

"Half of the day has passed. If we go out to sea, we may stay at sea until tomorrow. Let's go out to sea tomorrow morning..."

Louis didn't reject Akagi's proposal. It was pretty boring anyway, so he decided to go. It was better than playing the weird cosplay he did yesterday...

"Then let's stay overnight at sea. If we agree to meet tomorrow, what will happen if you, Commander, disappear?"

Compared to Akagi's blind doting on Louis, Kaga's thinking is much clearer. She also likes the commander, but she is not simply a love-brained person.

We agreed to meet tomorrow morning, so are you going to run away tonight?

Louis sucked on the stick of his popsicle. He did not comment on Kaga's guess. Louis was on the third floor, and she was in the atmosphere. It was high, too high...

"Commander, if you continue to remain silent, then I will assume that my guess is correct..."

Kaga's eyes are sensitive and sharp, and her tone is defiant and cold. If Akagi is the kind of gentle big sister, then Kaga is the big sister who is cold on the outside but warm on the inside.

One plays the good cop, the other plays the bad cop. Commander, what can you do if you don't agree?

Louis threw the stick into the trash can. He supported himself on the ground with both hands, shook his legs, and thought about it thoughtfully. He still agreed to Kaga's plan: "If we leave now, it won't work without other preparations. Let's make it clear in advance that if other ship girls want to get involved, you will be responsible if something goes wrong..."

"Don't worry, Commander, with the two of us here, the other ship girls can't hurt you, just follow us..."

After hearing Louis' agreement, the two ship girls smiled at the same time. Since the commander has agreed, there is no time to lose and they should make preparations quickly.

Although the sun is still a little hot now, don't worry, there is special technology in the port area. The sun is dazzling, but the temperature is not high...

In order to conceal his whereabouts, Louis stayed in the small courtyard, and the rest of the preparations were left to Akagi and Kaga. Usually it was Louis who worked hard and was never complaining, but now it was the two of them who were doing their best and taking responsibility, after all, it was their own request.

With nothing to do, I picked up my phone and opened the chat software in the port area.

The chat channels are divided into camps and the entire port area, but most of the places where the ship girls chat are in the port area. However, Louis rarely takes the initiative to open the chat software because the content of the ship girls' chats is too explicit...

Didi didi...

Ignoring the 9999+ group chats, Louis's list was filled with private messages from the KanColles. He clicked on them one by one, and Louis's face became darker and darker...

Enmity: Commander, do you want to pray with me? Image.JPG...

The holy nun turned into a devil and wanted to devour the ignorant boy. Louis took a look and crossed it out...

One more look and you'll explode.

Jean Bart: Commander, do you want to have a drink with me or conquer the sea with me? .JPG×2...

Looking through them one by one, Louis' face became redder and redder. These ship girls didn't take him, the commander, seriously at all. They were really... female bodhisattvas!

After scrolling through the pages for a while, Louis turned off his phone to avoid getting angry to death. These ship girls look glamorous on the outside, but each one is crazier than the other behind the scenes... Haha.

He stretched himself and the screen of his phone lit up again. It was a call from Akagi and the others.

"So fast? How long did it take this time... Turns out I overplayed my hand. It's okay then."

Louis wiped his hands with a tissue and just picked up the phone when Akagi's attentive smile came from the other end, "Commander, our preparations are complete. We'll be waiting for you at the pier by the sea~ Don't let other ship girls catch you... hehe."

After hanging up the phone, Louis didn't say anything, just wiped the dirty water on the floor with a rag. Now, he has surpassed himself...

After tidying up the room and changing into new clothes, Louis rode his skateboard to the beach. The KanColle was still waiting for him there, and he couldn't break his promise.

The cool sea breeze blew on his face, and the faint scent of flowers was intermittent. From a distance, Louis saw the giant cruise ship docked at the pier.

Cruise ship? This is a mobile fortress...

People who don’t know would think that KanColle has declared war on the world.

"Commander, welcome to the dock. We have been waiting for you for a long time."

Looking up at the huge cruise ship, Louis heard a gentle laugh from behind him. He turned his head and saw Hood. He hadn't seen him for a few days.

A slim beauty in a black and white one-piece swimsuit came towards us, holding a white flower umbrella and smiling innocently.

Although it wasn't the first time Louis had seen this scene, every time he saw it, a strange line would always come to his mind...

"Hood, what's the matter with this cruise ship? Isn't it just going to play near the coast? Why is there such a big cruise ship..."

This cruise ship is much larger than the Titanic X.

"Don't worry, Commander. It's just a small boat in the harbor. It's a long story, so I'll make it short, Commander..."