Azur Lane, why are all my ship girls succubi?

Glancing out the window and then at the small table in front of him, Louis let out a long sigh. It was indeed a bit hard to describe how he felt to be with two heavyweight ship girls...

Perseus, who looks lazy but is actually sharp-tongued and clingy, and Charybdis, who is lively and cheerful but actually fierce. If nothing unexpected happens, Louis will probably end up jumping into the water and running away.

"Master, is there a problem? Why are you staring outside so absentmindedly?"

Charybdis, who was sitting opposite, asked in confusion, why did her master keep looking sideways and turning his head?

"I'm just lamenting about life. It's nothing serious. Continue drinking tea, Charybdis. You didn't prepare...Okay, just pretend I didn't say anything."

Louis looked away, and looked at the tea set and teapot in front of him. He fell silent again. Wasn't the tea he just drank in the cafe black tea? Why was he still drinking black tea on the ship?

Use the sleepy black tea once and you'll be fine...

When the dry tea leaves are soaked in warm water, the dry and flat leaves instantly become full and huge. The tea leaves are bright and moist, crystal clear, fresh and refreshing.

"Don't worry, Master, this is not poisonous. If you are worried, I can drink a sip before letting you drink it. This will prove my innocence, right~"

"She's like a cunning fox. Commander, don't listen to her nonsense. Every cup of tea is poisonous. It's just that she has no problem drinking it..."

The gentle woman's hand that was making tea suddenly stopped. Her face was a little stiff. She felt bad when her true purpose was exposed by her companions.

"Let's not talk about anything else. I just said it when I walked out of the cafe. Can you please pay attention to etiquette..."

It was a peeled dragon fruit, and also a brilliant stamen after it bloomed. The values ​​of the ship girls have always been something Louis wanted to complain about. Let’s not talk about what happened in the cafe just now. Let’s put it one thing at a time. What are you doing now! ?

"Don't worry, my master. You are the only one who sees me like this, so I won't refuse or resist."

"That's not the point..."

Even though Louis revealed it, Charybdis still felt that there was nothing wrong with it.

The ship started slowly, and looking at the two ship girls in the cabin, Louis had a headache so much that he wanted to jump into the river directly...

The sound of dripping water and gurgling river is the result of man conquering nature and a gift from nature.

In this way, the three people began their short journey in a daze.

The road is short and long, enjoy the process...

...

Bailong ran to the coffee shop after waking up: Where are the people?

060o Four people? Five people!

"Come, Master, open your mouth and I will feed you~"

The boat moved slowly, and Charybdis considerately took out a lunch box. She opened the box and found the desserts she had prepared earlier.

She had been planning for this day for a long time.

"You take a bite first. If there's no problem, I'll eat later."

Louis leaned back to avoid the hand offered by Charybdis.

"Well, since the master has said so, I have to show my appreciation. It's my fault for making such a minor mistake before."

Charybdis' hand stopped in mid-air, his expression becoming distressed. If the king wants his subject to die, the subject must die. The commander is afraid that it may be poisonous, so I'll just take a bite first.

A bite of the golden egg tart was taken, and the crispy and crunchy sound reached Louis' ears, and the rich fragrance spread in the cabin of several square meters.

"It tastes good, Master. Is there any problem now?"

"Well, that's fine now, but I'll only eat the one in your hand."

Charybdis shook the golden egg tart with a bite taken out of it, and Louis nodded with his arms folded across his chest, but his answer was still cold.

If one of them is not drugged, then all of them will not be drugged? I am not an innocent little kid. Even if I eat Louis, I will not be able to digest it completely, because he still remembers what happened just now.

Everything was poisoned, and the toxicity was just within the range that the ship girl could bear...

Isn't this too despicable?

"You're afraid of this, and you're afraid of that too. Commander, are you going to eat or not? If you don't, then I'll eat it."

"Then don't bite my hand..."

In order to prevent Charybdis from taking advantage of the commander, Perseus stepped forward and bit Charybdis's hand. Her subsequent reaction also reminded Louis of some bad memories.

Perseus chewed something in his mouth, then stopped and tried to move towards Louis. Louis' pupils suddenly shrank, and he stepped back, avoiding Perseus' attack.

Such a familiar scene, isn't it the usual routine of White Dragon and Frederick the Great...

Want to plot against me? Dream on.

"Humph..."

Swallowing the food in his mouth, Perseus said with resentment: "The sloth mothers living in the rainforest will spit out their own bushi for their children to eat. Commander, don't be surprised..."

"It's not the same thing, okay? And who wants to eat your thing?!"

Louis was almost frightened to death by the actions of the two ship girls. Before he could say anything, the cabin shook violently, followed by the arrogant laughter of a certain ship girl...

"I didn't expect the Commander to have so much fun behind the scenes! He rejected me before, but now he's with these ship girls... What a heartless scumbag!"

"Bai Long, I don't think you have the right to say that to me..."

After shaking for a while, the boat finally stabilized. The person who came was none other than Bai Long who had heard the news. However, she was not wearing a samurai uniform, but a sports top and sports shorts...

A strong body requires constant exercise, and Bai Long is a person who aspires to be strong, so she has never stopped exercising. As for how she got that amazing physique, it is unknown.

"How can you eat delicious food and do fun things without taking me with you? Commander, please don't be so narrow-minded~"

Bai Long, who was sweating profusely, hugged Louis and pulled him into his arms. Louis was overwhelmed and was caught off guard by Bai Long.

"Don't be so shy, Commander, you didn't even bring me with you when you went out to see the scenery. I'm very sad about this. As your caring ship girl, I feel like I've been left out..."

“Hmmmm…Hmmmm…”

After many previous experiences, Bai Long knew that if he could not take the initiative, he would eventually lose to the commander's plan, so he did not give Louis a chance to speak at the beginning...

"You didn't expect that, Commander? I've already seen through your thoughts. You can't use sweet words to deceive me! Hahaha, it hurts! You were born in the year of the dog, right?!"

The originally domineering Bai Long was still high above, but she suddenly let go of her hand in pain. Louis, who was locked in her arms, bit her and left a red mark.

"Commander, I haven't even started to do anything yet, and you bit me. Can I bite you back?"

Pulling aside his clothes and looking at the gums that penetrated deep into his chest, Bai Long frowned.

Although it was a harmless injury, Bailong didn't like it because it was really itchy. If there was anyone who liked it, it would definitely be Frederick the Great, right?

"I just remembered that I haven't collected the clothes that were drying on the balcony yet. I'll take my leave now. Bye!"

While Bailong was stunned, Louis got a glimmer of hope. He quickly stood up and ran out of the boat, but Bailong caught his ankle. After a desperate resistance, the initiative was still in Bailong's hands...

"What kind of monster am I? Do you have to hide from me? I treat you like a brother, but you, Commander, are threatening me. Do you really think I don't have a temper?!"

After restraining Louis, Bailong and him fell to the ground. Bailong's laughter became more and more rampant. Louis was slowly dragged back by her, while the two ship girls behind him were still watching from the sidelines. Since it was Bailong's senior, it was not impossible for four people to do it...

"Wait, Bailong, let's talk nicely. It was my fault for standing you up before, but it was not intentional. If you want to find someone to talk to, go find Frederick the Great... I really didn't mean it!"

Louis held on to the edge tightly, trying to prevent the white dragon from dragging him away. It was a long story, but the white dragon came to find Louis, which was actually Louis reaping the consequences of his own actions.

He had just returned to the port, but when he was on the cruise ship, Louis had spoken to Bai Long. As for what the two talked about, they had to ask themselves...

"Hiss... White Dragon, let go of your hands! Perseus, Charybdis! What are you two still standing there for? Come and help!"

I thought Louis was the most shameless person in the port, but who would have thought that Bai Long was even more shameless. In order to force Louis to let go, Bai Long grabbed Louis' soft spot, and the rough force made Louis grit his teeth.

Like a leech attached to a bone, or a drop in the ocean, or being stared at by the giant, or being hit by the tide. It is true that Bailong is big and strong, but Bailong's control over strength is not weak.

The way pythons eat is to simply use their huge mouths to swallow creatures. With the elasticity of their skin and flesh, they can swallow creatures several times larger than themselves...

"Charybdis! How dare you two help the evil!"

"... "

"Let go!"

The raging mountain torrents hit the well-built dam, causing only rumbling sounds. Time and again, is it that man can conquer nature, or is it just deceiving himself?

...

"Why is there the commander's voice in that ship? Could it be..."

Drinking coffee and enjoying the scenery on the shore, Champagne saw a small boat passing slowly in front of her. Hearing the sound coming from inside, she moved over curiously. Although the scene inside was a bit tragic, after proving her idea, she also joined in. One more or one less would not make any difference.

...

Louis: Send!

Remarks on the launch~

Before I knew it, it was time to put it on the shelves. A lot of things really happened during this period of time...

After it was put on the shelves, I happened to have enough time to write 4000 words for the two Alicias at words a day. I write what readers like to read. As for Alicia... I write it for myself.

........................

061o Octonauts, start!

"This time, I really have to send it this time... Damn Bailong, my waist hurts so much, damn."

Louis was lying on the bed in the room, half dead with dark circles under his eyes.

Yesterday, in addition to Bailong, they also met Champagne who was watching the show by the river, and then...the subsequent developments became funny.

Time and again, Louis almost saw his deceased grandmother.

dong dong dong...

"Commander, are you there? I'm here to play with you~ Open the door, open the door, I know you're home, Commander~"

It was too early, and there was a sudden knock on the door, followed by a clear and ethereal girl's voice.

"Hmm? Why does that voice sound familiar? Is it evil or someone else?"

Sitting up and frowning, Louis, who had not yet washed up, decided to go and see who the visitor was.

"So early in the morning, it's... So it's you. I thought it was Nagato or Evil. Why are you blocking my door so early in the morning?"

"Hehe, don't be so formal, Commander. I'm here to bring you some nutritional supplements. It was really hard for you to fight four people alone yesterday. It seems... Commander, you don't seem to be okay, right?"

"Do I look like I'm fine? Neptune, what are you trying to do to me again..."

The door was opened a crack, and a pretty little face came into Louis' sight. The person was a blue-haired girl with two pigtails, and Neptune with a bright smile...

"Commander, don't worry, I have no ill intentions. I just came here to help you heal. How about you open the door and let me in?"

"Then let go of your hand first."

"No, because today is just the two of us, the Commander. I am the Commander's sweetheart, and I won't let the Commander worry."

"... "

Seeing that Neptune came with bad intentions, Louis wanted to close the door and let the dog out. But whoever talked about Neptune's faster hand speed wanted to squeeze in the moment the door opened, but would Louis let her have her wish?

After a period of stalemate, Louis finally gave in and decided to forget it and not bother with the ship girl.

"Don't move around here. I'm going to brush my teeth and wash my face. I'll be back soon. I don't want my bitter tea seeds to disappear again..."

"Hehe, don't worry, Commander. Don't you know me? I'm a very good boy~"

"... "

Sitting on his commander's soft bed, touching the mattress which still had some residual warmth, Neptune smiled particularly brightly. It must be my turn today.

The white silk feet in high boots swung around in boredom. What could she do in a few minutes? She could do many things, for example, look through the commander's wardrobe?

Forget it, it would be bad if he got angry later.

...

"I'm going to have breakfast at the restaurant first. There are still many things I need to deal with at the command center. If you have nothing to do, go play over there..."

After changing into a casual short-sleeved shirt, Louis fixed his hairstyle, walked past Neptune, opened the door and ran away. As for Neptune, she was still intoxicated with herself. When she reacted, Louis was gone.

"Eh? Where's the Commander!?"

...

"Ah~ Commander, open your mouth."