Azur Lane, why are all my ship girls succubi?

“I choose not to drink anything...”

Bai Long took out three iron cans from the counter with a smile. She introduced them to Louis one by one. The more Louis listened, the darker his face became. Is there a possibility that these things are not for human consumption...

"Don't be so hasty to refuse. You have to taste it first before deciding whether it tastes good or not. Come on, Commander, let's try the first one, the apple mustard flavor."

Bai Long had expected Louis to say he didn't like it, so she was ready to take the lead. She opened the can and drank it directly without even smelling it. As expected, she sprayed Louis in the face...

"Commander, are you okay?!"

"Do you think I'm okay?"

...

After taking off his shirt and wiping his face, Louis sat back in his seat. What just happened was just an accident, and now Bailong was going to get down to business.

"Commander, don't be angry. I just made a mistake. Next, I will let you taste what real milk tea is. You better watch carefully and don't blink."

puff.

"Don't worry if the size of the clothes is too small, don't worry..."

After putting all the necessary things in place, when Bailong just started tinkering with it, something unfortunate happened. The button on her chest burst and flew out, and then Louis suffered again.

Covering his red forehead, Louis's anger rose again. Could you please do something?

After so many twists and turns, Louis didn't want to say anything anymore. Let it be whatever it wants. Fortunately, he had Owari, such a caring and thoughtful person by his side, otherwise he would really be pissed off to death by Haku.

"Look at me, Commander. This is how milk tea is made!"

"Oh, indeed, the milk tea shakes quite a lot..."

Filter the brewed tea, put it into a container with fresh milk and shake it. After shaking vigorously, the two are fully blended together. There is the fragrance of tea and the sweetness of milk. The only problem is that the sound of Bailong shaking the can is a bit loud...

During Bai Long's hard-working and exaggerated performance, a cup of milk tea was poured out. Seeing her sweaty appearance, people who didn't know her would think she had run a marathon. A drop of sweat flowed down her red temples, fell to the ground, and disappeared.

"Bai Long, is it really okay for you to be like this?"

It looked like white jade wetted by water, or soft and smooth like freshly baked. Louis wanted to ask her, what did you put on the suit...

Now, Bailong has changed from a gangster to a well-mannered gangster. He can even sweat in an air-conditioned room. I have to say that you are also a talented person.

"Commander, drink it while it's hot. It won't taste good if it gets cold."

"..."

After finishing, Bai Long poured a glass for Louis first. Looking at the slightly trembling white vessel, Louis covered his face and didn't want to look at it again.

"Alright, alright, don't just stand there, Commander, hurry up and taste it, this is what I carefully prepared for you!!!"

Bai Long put her hands on her hips and jumped up and down in her place. It might be because of her weight or strength. As she jumped up and down, the white and red milk tea in Louis' cup was also swaying. It was Yangzhi Ganlu and also nectar. If you take a bite, it shouldn't be a problem to prolong your life...

Just as Louis picked up the cup and was about to drink, a quiet voice sounded beside him.

"Good afternoon, the commander was sleeping just now and didn't notice you, I'm so sorry..."

"Hmm? *3"

085o milk tea adds too much fresh milk, it tastes a bit fishy...

"Good afternoon, Commander. Are you guys here to cool off in the cafe? What drinks would you like to have..."

"I heard that you had a batch of materials. Bai Long said she wanted to make some milk tea, so we came here..."

"I see, is milk tea the thing you are holding in your hand, Commander?"

"..."

Champagne, who was wearing a white halter dress, also found a seat and sat down. She looked at the cup in Louis' hand, and smelled the milky aroma in the air. She knew that this was probably milk tea.

It's not like she hasn't drunk milk tea before, but it's a little different for her taste. She prefers drinking wine or black tea. She can eat sweets, but forget about sweet drinks...

"Champagne, do you want to try the new milk tea made by Bailong? It should taste good."

Champagne sat sideways on the chair, propped up her arms, and looked at Louis quietly. Louis tactfully handed the glass to her. Her eyes were deep and quiet, just like a tranquil pool of water. She was usually like this, so Louis didn't find it strange.

"No, Commander, just drink it. I don't like sweet things. If the Commander hands me a glass of red wine, I can still drink it, but I'm really not used to milk tea... If the Commander can feed me, it's not impossible..."

Her eyes were soft and ambiguous, her smile was gentle, and there was an indescribable teasing in her words. Whether Bai Long was here or not, as long as the commander was here, she would do this. You came to me on your own initiative, so don't blame me.

Champagne tapped the table lightly with her fingers. She smiled but said nothing, just looking at Louis quietly. The atmosphere unknowingly became a little indescribable. People who didn't know would think Champagne was teasing Louis.

"Well... I was here first. If you want to seduce the commander, please step back a little."

Just when that pretty and cool face was about to touch Louis, Bai Long interrupted them at the right time. She crossed her arms over her chest, smiled without saying a word, and frowned slightly.

"Is that so? It seems I was wrong, Miss Bailong, please continue, don't worry about me..."

Champagne's elegance was interrupted by Bai Long. He glanced to the side and then sat back in his seat. It was first come, first served, so he had to queue up as well.

"Commander, you haven't told me whether the milk tea I made is delicious or not?"

Seeing that things were not going as planned, Bai Long put down her arms. She leaned against the counter and winked at Louis, with her upper body almost lying on the table. She was both coy and shy. This method was something she learned from some treasured materials.

"Bai Long, be more normal, I'm scared..."

Bai Long's madness successfully pulled Louis back from his trance. He put down the cup. Although the scent of milk emanated from the cup, its color was extremely bright red.

I took a sip, it tasted stale, but I felt a little dizzy...

Sizzling...

A shrill voice rang out, adding fuel to the tense atmosphere.

"Bai Long, don't go crazy here!"

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! Commander, I was wrong, I was wrong."

He stretched out his fingers and grabbed Bailong's skin tightly. The elasticity was both an advantage and a disadvantage. After Louis let go of his hand, it bounced back a little. Bailong, you should lose weight.

"You can't do whatever you want just because there's no one else in the port. As highly educated shipgirls, you have to know what it means to have no rules..."

"This is just a joke, Commander, why are you so anxious?"

Covering her red skin, Bai Long had a resentful look in her eyes and murmured softly. Although her skin was originally red, it did not affect her complaints about Louis. The commander really did not know how to be gentle with women and was even more rude than the others.

"I see you guys have been fiddling around here for quite some time, but you haven't even explained your half-understanding. Let me, a professional, take over."

"The milk tea made by Bailong is still lacking in taste. I think it needs to be added with something, such as alcohol..."

While Bailong and Louis were still flirting, Champagne had already taken the glass in front of him and took a sip. It tasted average, not as good as the wine she brewed...

"Hey, hey, hey, I didn't say you can drink that milk tea."

"The commander said I could drink."

"you..."

Unintentionally, Bai Long was once again spoiled by champagne. For the sake of the commander, she didn't say anything. There were still a lot of ingredients, so she just drank it...

"Okay, let me do it. Professional matters should be done by professionals."

Champagne, who was still not satisfied, stood up, walked around to Bailong and kicked him out.

"I think Champagne, you are similar to Bai Long..."

Champagne looked dazed and her eyes were indifferent. Even though the strap of her suspender skirt fell off, she didn't care.

"I want to see what tricks you can come up with, ha..."

"Bai Long, now you have caused me trouble..."

"Hey, Smith Masai~"

Bai Long scored twice. I don't know whether it was intentional or accidental, but when she sat down at the original position of the champagne, Louis' glass was knocked over. This time, Louis got more than just his shirt wet.

"Bai Long, why are you looking at me?"

"..."

"..."

After a long silence, under Bai Long's gaze, Louis finally understood that the scene was a bit humorous and they were already trying to hold back their laughter.

"Bai Long, I've made note of today's account. I will definitely settle with you in the future..."

"Oh, it's okay, Commander. Let's fight back. It would be fine if I became like you!"

"..."

As Bailong laughed heartily, another savage appeared in front of the counter. They would probably have to keep this funny look until the robot brought the clothes over.

"Bai Long, what are you doing again?"

"Alright, alright, Commander, don't worry about it. You're used to it anyway."

"You kid... it's up to you, I don't care, humph!"

Finally, Louis was defeated. He didn't want to stop Bai Long's unreasonable behavior anymore. Bai Long was glaring at him, but Louis just looked at the champagne quietly.

Her every word and action seemed gentle and elegant, like an elegant and noble aristocrat, or perhaps champagne is an aristocrat itself.

"Oh, not bad. It seems that I have a great talent for cooking. Commander, do you want to try to produce and sell your own food?"

"Go cool down, you drank milk tea all over the floor, remember to mop the floor later."

"Got it, got it, hehe~"

Bai Long stood up from the ground with a smile on her face, with milk tea still smeared on the corners of her mouth.

As long as the commander is not angry, everything will be fine.

With his head held high and chest puffed out, and a proud smile on his face, Bai Long sat back down.

She was like a black hole, swallowing up everything and stripping Louis' soul from his body, leaving him half dead. The spilled milk tea fell on Bai Long's seat, but Louis ignored it. He was tired and wanted to be destroyed.

His face was red and his spirit was refreshed. People who didn't know him would think that Guan Gong had descended...

"Please, Commander, this is my unique masterpiece. It can be considered milk tea, but it's not really milk tea. As long as the Commander enjoys drinking it, please don't dislike it..."

"Is it ready so soon? Thank you so much."

After a brief ordeal, Champagne brought three cups of milk tea, all of the same taste, but that was enough.

"After a hearty meal, it's nice to have a cup of sweet milk tea!"

Wiping the sweat off her face, Bai Long laughed heartily. She had just seen Champagne and the jealous look on his face, so she asked him if he was angry.

Owari, who had watched the whole thing, was trembling with fear, fiddling with the arrogance of the senior, and Champagne's tolerance. Yours made her dumbfounded. It turned out that the relationship between the ship girls could be so complicated! ?

I didn’t understand it, but I was shocked!

...

"Something's wrong. Why does this stuff taste bland? Champagne, did you not add sugar to it?"

"Bai Long, don't you see what you just drank? Can you rinse your mouth before drinking..."

"So this is ah."

The milk tea made with champagne has a light aroma of wine, but it doesn’t taste spicy. It’s very comfortable, warm, and cool. I think some mint is added in it.

"Thank you for the treat, another drink please!"

"Sure, Commander~"

Although he didn't get to drink decent milk tea, for Louis, this afternoon was still quite fulfilling. It was just that the clumsy Bailong spilled milk all over the floor, which was a bit annoying.

"Commander, drink your drink."

"Bai Long, go cool down!"

...

Owari: Am I going to be just a background figure?

086o Is the ball used in beach volleyball real?

"Today you said you were going to the beach to play in the water, so go ahead and play in the water! What do you mean by burying me in the sand?!"

The sun is shining, the wind is gentle, and it is a new day. As expected, Louis is being tormented by those ship girls again.

"Oh my, Commander, don't be so scared. We are just playing a little game together. Don't be afraid. I am here for you~"

Patting Louis' little head, Musashi squatted in front of him and whispered comfortingly.