Azur Lane, why are all my ship girls succubi?

It's not just Louis. Who wouldn't be angry if they saw this scene?

Even when Volga woke up after a nap, his face was still red from being drunk. He was really not afraid of having an accident while drinking, right?

The bottled wine was crystal clear, and although the smell was a bit strong, for a drunkard, this smell was incomparably mellow. Louis didn't have any ideas anyway, he could get drunk just by drinking beer...

Playing with the exquisitely carved wine bottle, Louis waited for five or six seconds. Seeing that Volga did not respond, he slowly spoke: "Ms. Volga, can I assume that you have admitted your lip shape? If you admit it, then I will begin to judge you~"

"I...I didn't, I was just too sleepy when I went to bed, and I wanted to refresh myself with wine. I really didn't mean it, Commander..."

Volga's sophistry was a bit ridiculous, and both Louis and Hood couldn't help laughing. Drinking can refresh you, who taught you this strange knowledge?

"Okay, I won't joke with you anymore. Get up and clean up here. We need to check the satellite map..."

Louis walked over and straightened Volga's tilted hat, then turned around and followed Hood to the operating table. Volga had to clean up the spilled wine on the floor herself, and Louis couldn't leave her behind...

"Thank you, Commander! Commander is the best. Commander, have you had breakfast?"

Even now, Volga still wanted to make up for her mistake, but Louis ignored her and just walked away on his own.

"The commander is ignoring me, so I'd better clean up the mess on the ground for him first..."

After being treated coldly by Louis, Volga didn't find it strange. He made a mistake and it was normal for the commander to be angry. Now it was time for him to atone for his mistakes.

Taking off the white cotton jacket draped over his shoulders, Volga looked around. Did he sleep here last night?

Because the slit of her skirt is a little small, Volga can't run away like other ship girls. But it's strange to say that Volga is wearing the clothes of a lady, but her personality is really a bit difficult to deal with...

The petal-shaped black top and the pure snow-white skirt, Louis had been curious before, wondering if her clothes were imitated from other ship girls, but after getting along with her for a while, Louis no longer thought so.

"Commander, please be careful when you walk. There are too many drinks spilled on the ground. I'm afraid you might fall while walking!"

Volga held a mop and yelled at Louis' back.

It would have been fine if she didn't say it, but as soon as she said it, Louis fell again.

"Really, Commander, why are you so careless? You should be more careful when walking~"

Maybe because he was still drunk, Volga quickly forgot what had just happened. He was just threatened by Louis, but now he was the host...

"My clothes are all wet, I need to change into clean clothes... Commander, I'm so sorry to see me like this..."

"Such a strong smell of alcohol. If I don't change it, I will probably drink again. What if the commander gets really angry and ignores me? I'd better go all out!"

In order to prevent his cleaning work from being abandoned halfway, Volga decided to change his clothes soaked in alcohol first, but there were no extra clothes in the command center. During the time when the intelligent robot delivered new clothes, Volga could only continue to swallow his anger...

"Commander, don't look back..." Hood in front of the operating table gave an awkward but polite smile.

"Don't look back, why can't you look back? Could it be... Sorry, I misunderstood you..."

Louis was a little confused. He turned around, then turned back again. Ten thousand alpacas were running through his mind. He was too tired to complain...

"What are the ship girls in the port doing?"

"It's okay, Commander, don't think too much, I will take good care of you~"

"Hood, you too!"

"Commander, please don't be so heartless. At least I didn't do anything like what Volga did, right?"

Louis continued to stare at the satellite map on the big screen, and a series of cold sweats appeared on his head.

Those who know say this is the port area, and those who don't think Louis is in the Garden of Eden...

"By the way, Commander, I found this, would you like to try it?"

"This, this...Hood, you should keep it for yourself."

Hood on the side handed over a bottle of drink. The bottle of the drink was red but the outside was white. Louis was not illiterate. Did he really think he couldn't understand the words on it?

Low-concentration fruit wine...this stuff is not something I like to drink.

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Tips: When making pitaya wine from Hong Kong's specialty pitaya, you need to peel off the red (also white or yellow) skin when harvesting, and then mix in the small black seeds on the white flesh.

If you take a bite, the juice is sweeter than milk...

014. I was beaten by Hood, but it was not a loss...

"If there are no problems, let's follow the itinerary above..."

Mark a few straight lines on the map and Louis' itinerary is complete.

"Then Commander, are we the only ones going?"

"I still say the same thing, if there are no problems..."

Meeting Hood's interested eyes, Louis didn't refuse. Anyway, I'm not the one who makes the decision. You have to ask them. What's the point of asking me?

Louis imported the satellite map into his phone, "Okay, let's set off quickly. If other ship girls come over, we won't be able to leave."

"Then Commander, this is a deal~" Hood didn't ask any more questions, she just followed Louis.

When Louis and his companions left, Volga's cleanup work had not been completed, but at least the road Louis was going to take had been cleared...

"Volga, we'll be leaving now. You continue to monitor the situation in the command center. If you have any questions, remember to call us."

Before leaving, Louis did not forget to say hello to Volga.

"Commander, I also want to go out and play with you. Can you take me with you?" Volga turned around and looked at Louis with hopeful eyes.

Louis covered his face and decisively rejected her request, "You'd better clean up the mess in the command center first. If other ship girls come, guess what they will do..."

"Commander, there's no one in the command center right now. Can you stay and help me? Can you wait until the sweep is finished before leaving..."

Volga's eyes were pitiful, but Louis didn't buy it. You should bear the consequences of your own actions...

"If you can handle it before we leave, it's okay to take you with us." Louis glanced and was about to say this when Hood's face changed.

What does the jealousy between the ship girls have to do with him as a commander? You guys fight your own battles, and I'll watch the show from the sidelines.

The air in the command center smelled of wine. Louis could stand it, but Hood couldn't. For a royal lady, it was impolite to soak in a wine jar.

It turns out that she still can't get along with the ship girls of the Northern Alliance.

The wine splashed as she walked, making dripping sounds. Every step she took caused huge splashes of wine. Lu Yi couldn't bear it, so he decided to help her.

"Okay, okay, don't keep looking so sad. Can't I help you? I'll get some smart robots to help you sweep and mop the floor. You can go back and change your clothes first..."

One of Louis' principles is to treat everyone equally. If a KanColle has a problem, he will help if he can.

"Wipe the alcohol off your body first..."

Louis took out a clean handkerchief from his arms and handed it to Volga. This guy was always so unruly. Compared with Bailong and the others, he probably shared the same ideals...

"But I can't get away now, Commander, can you help me clean it?" Volga stood there with a broom in both hands. The commander would definitely agree to her demands.

Seeing the slovenly appearance of the tall woman in front of him, Louis's hand holding the handkerchief trembled slightly. It's not good to be too greedy...

There was a pool of wine on the white floor, and the appearance of Louis and his companions was reflected in the wine. From the water drops that flowed from Volga's mouth just now, Louis knew that this guy had just drunk again...

"Commander has other things to do and I don't have time to help you for now, so let me help you~"

In the frozen atmosphere, Hood with a smile on his face took the handkerchief from Louis and walked slowly towards Volga.

"I only let the Commander touch my body!"

Volga took a step back and stopped Hood with righteous words.

Although her expression was firm, the blush on her face and her slovenly look were really funny...

For a moment, Hood and Louis didn't know what to do.

If I really want to describe this scene, then according to Louis's evaluation, it should be a drunk man shouting at a decent woman, "I can only be yours..."

Sure enough, Louis couldn't expect to chat on the same channel with this group of strange ship girls.

"Forget it, Volga, you should continue to clean up the command center by yourself. Anyway, no other ship girls will come here for a while..."

The air conditioner in the command center was on and the temperature was set at a constant level, but Louis felt extremely cold at this moment...

"Commander, I was just joking just now, don't take it seriously... Commander, don't leave me!"

Looking at Louis' receding back, the heartbroken Volga soon burst into tears.

Her personality has always been like this, rash and reckless, but her greedy character is exactly the same as other ship girls. Louis said he would help you, but in the end you want Louis to wipe your sweat?

It is better to raise your pillow a little higher when you sleep at night.

The way a few people passed by each other was quite meaningful.

One is like a primitive man living in the deep mountains and forests, while the other two are like successful people in modern society. In fact, this cannot be blamed on Volga, as most of the other ship girls are the same.

There is no intrigue or deception in the port area. Hundreds of ship girls live happily in the port area and do whatever they want. Of course, except for the commander...

"Hood, did I miss something just now?"

Louis slowed down his pace and began to recall what had just happened. He seemed not to have taken the unfinished bottle of wine away.

Louis looked back to confirm again and found that it was indeed the case.

"Hood, are all of you ship girls like this?"

Louis swallowed and wiped the nonexistent cold sweat from his forehead...

Hood raised his hand and rubbed Louis's little head. "Commander, if you want to think that way, it's okay, but I'm not that kind of woman~"

"I think you are that kind of woman..."

The smile on Hood's face was gentle, but her body's actual reaction betrayed her.

Louis turned his head and lifted up Hood's skirt, and then, as expected, he was hit by Hood because of the stress reaction...

Of course, that doesn't matter, because Louis has found the answer. Hood, this woman, is lying...

Louis, who was sitting on the ground, had stars in his eyes. He staggered to his feet and wiped the blood from his nose. Louis was really about to die of laughter.

"Commander, I'm so sorry, it wasn't intentional..."

"It's okay, it's okay, it was my fault..."

Louis took the hand that Hood extended to him, and he stood up and patted Hood on the waist. Don't ask why, because he couldn't pat her head...

"Commander, why are you laughing all the time?" Hood asked Louis puzzled.

"Nothing, let's go quickly..." Louis blocked his nose with a tissue, the smile on his face had not disappeared.

The studious Louis has been wondering what kind of effect will be created when the matte red triangle is paired with several delicate black rectangles?

Live and learn...

"When Hood sweats, he must wipe it clean. As a lady, how can I not be clean?"

"Commander, please stop talking. It's so embarrassing~"

"hey-hey..."

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Tips: If you want to make syrup, climate and environmental factors are essential. If you want to make syrup that is neither sticky nor greasy, you have to put in some effort...

015. When the Ship Girls Fight, the Commander Suffers

It was a new day and the sun was still bright. Louis walked to the beach. There were several round coconuts hanging high on the tall coconut trees. He didn't know when they would fall on people.

"Commander, why do we have to avoid other ship girls? Why do we always take the small roads? Are you afraid that they will find you?"

"Hood, don't ask me this even though you already know the answer. If the other ship girls see me, I won't be able to leave even if I want to..."

Following Louis as he carefully wandered around every corner of the port, Hood couldn't help laughing. Those ship girls won't eat you, so why are you afraid of them?

After looking around and making sure that no one was around, Louis breathed a sigh of relief, "The other ship girls are busy, we should be fine now..."

"Don't be afraid, Commander. I will be by your side~"

Hood bent down with a handkerchief and gently wiped the sweat from Louis' forehead. The weather in the port area can sometimes be cloudy and sunny, just like today, it's very hot.

"I always feel like something is going to happen. Those ship girls are probably hiding in the dark..."

Louis leaned against the wall, but the next second, he was shocked. He didn't expect that his words would come true...

"What you said is meaningless, Commander, because I'm here~"

A gorgeous and charming face came into Louis' sight, and he took a big step back in fright. The person who came was actually Egil! ?