Azur Lane, why are all my ship girls succubi?

Then, under Bismarck's astonished gaze, Empress continued to press forward, leaving Louis helpless.

"Um...Empress, could you please take your hand back first? Aren't you going too far?"

Louis turned his head and stared at Enpress with a pair of dead fish eyes. This guy's hand was already in his mouth. People who didn't know would think she was fishing...

Just before Louis got angry, Empres withdrew her hand. She even licked her fingers deliberately, as if she was still unsatisfied. If there hadn't been that guy next to her who was getting in the way, she might have gone a step further.

Gulu gulu...

"Hmm? Little guy, are you hungry? Do you want me to cook for you?" She turned her head and gave him a malicious smile.

She must have seen the cookbook in Louis' hand. Although she couldn't cook, it didn't stop her from pretending in front of Louis.

She raised her hand, picked a red berry, and stuffed it directly into Louis' mouth, then made a loving look, "Take this to fill your stomach before dinner..."

The atmosphere was awkward, Enpres's smile was greasy, she looked very beautiful and wild, but Louis really didn't like this aggressive guy...

At this moment, Bai Long is still being beaten by other ship girls, and Brunhilde is still on the way...

When will dinner be served?

170o? Pull out a cannon from your crotch, use the cannon to blow up a goat, yeah?

"If you two want to fight, just go fight somewhere else and don't hurt me by mistake..."

After taking a look at the tense battleship girls, Louis stood up silently and stepped aside. He knew how dangerous it was for the battleship girls to fight...

There was a small pond not far from them. Louis' legs were covered with mud, and he wanted to go there to clean it up, but Empres and Bismarck disagreed.

"Little guy, you are the protagonist here, you can't leave yet." Holding Louis' arm, Empres smiled naturally, but her smile was a little weird.

Their anxious atmosphere will not stop until the matter is over.

Louis raised his head to look at her, his eyebrows raised, "I have already thought about what to eat for lunch. If you don't mind, would you like to go to eat barbecue with me at noon?"

He suddenly had an idea and decided to pretend to be friendly with Empress. Frederick the Great and the others are still fighting among themselves, so why not just delay it until they deal with it?

As expected of me.

I don’t know if it was God’s will, but when Louis finished saying this, the sound of a flock of sheep passing by happened to pass by... God is really helping me!

"Little guy who eats barbecue, do you want to try the taste of lamb chops? I think my cooking skills are also very good..."

Showing a confident and cheerful smile, although Empres was a little greasy, she had never been perfunctory in her feelings for Louis.

The thing about wild animals is actually very strange, every time Louis is in need, they always appear quietly and help Louis one favor after another... We ate roast beef, roast fish, and roast pork before, this time it should be roast lamb, right?

Poor Mr. Goat, thank you for helping me, I will remember your kindness!

Taking out a laser cannon from his crotch, Enpress walked to the back. Under the gaze of Louis and others, several roars were heard one after another. Hearing this huge sound, the ship girls who were still fighting also stopped their actions. Was that the sound of an explosion! ?

Ta-da-da, ta-da-da...

Soon, the ship girls came over after hearing the news, and saw several large pits on the ground, and goats lying in the pits... Everyone looked at each other, only Louis didn't care. When Frederick the Great and his friends were tossing around, it was even more terrifying than this. He was used to it, and there was nothing strange about it...

"Commander, what happened? Are you okay?" Glancing at his slightly torn collar, Bai Long looked at Louis.

Louis crossed his arms and replied indifferently, "It seems that our lunch has been solved. Three dishes and one soup, there should be no problem..."

Hearing what he said, Bai Long frowned and pointed at the scene in front of her. "You told me that this is nothing. If she comes a few more times, she will blow up the mountainside, right?"

The ship girls were about to decide the winner, but unexpectedly, a stumbling block, Enpress, appeared. They had to put aside their differences and face the problem once again.

Just like the will of heaven just now, every time the ship girls are fighting among themselves, there will always be something more surprising, it was like this before, and it is still like this now...

Most of the ship girls are ragged, dirty and slovenly. After all, they all fell to the ground in the fight, and their clothes were tattered and there was no need to change them. Maybe the commander would like it more this way, or maybe...

Looking at the group of goats lying on the ground, Empress was very satisfied, but the group of ship girls behind her were not satisfied. What are you guys doing crazy for no reason?

After stuffing the laser cannon back into her crotch, Empress touched her forehead. She was about to go back and take credit to Louis, but when she turned around, she was met with strange gazes from the ship girls.

It's like looking at an idiot, with a bit of contempt and disdain...

Frederick the Great walked forward, and while she was tidying up her clothes, she asked Empres, "Are you hunting or destroying the environment? If you accidentally hurt the commander, you will be responsible..."

Her attitude was very arrogant and her tone was unquestionable. She didn't even look at Empress. However, Empress didn't think it was too much because her attitude was similar.

"Isn't the truth right in front of you? Isn't this just sharing the burden of your lunch? To be honest, you should thank me, right?"

Empres stepped forward, and she faced Frederick the Great head-on, neither of them giving in. The two were of similar height, and their eyes met, the atmosphere gradually became tense, and they didn't care even if they were squeezed to the point of deformation. Let's see who will retreat first...

Louis next to him was hiding behind Bai Long and trembling. If he guessed correctly, the two guys were going to fight again.

The scene was shocking and beautiful, like the collision of water and the red sun distorted by dark clouds. The two men gnashed their teeth and were furious. Looking at the bulging muscles that kept swaying left and right, Louis was actually curious about who would win in the end...

Maybe because he has been in the port area for too long, Louis's aesthetic sense has become a little problematic. He actually thinks that tall and strong girls with muscles are very beautiful. Although they are indeed very good, Louis always feels that it is a bit weird. He doesn't like to be a passive person!

"Ahem...you two continue, we'll go prepare lunch first, bye..." Louis coughed twice, he walked past Frederick the Great and the other man, and walked towards the open space over there with Bai Long and the others.

Now they are halfway up the mountain. If everything goes well, they will be able to reach the top before dinner. Then they will be able to see all the other mountains from a distance...

Hearing this, Frederick the Great quickly responded. She curled her lips, took a step back, and prepared to follow Louis.

"I'm scared already. You're like this, and you still want to make that little guy happy. You're such a useless guy..." Empress behind her was adding fuel to the fire. After Frederick the Great left, it was her turn to speak.

Unexpectedly, Frederick the Great didn't buy her talk at all and just walked forward on his own.

Enpres crossed her arms and complained again, "Don't you listen to others? Ha, you will suffer the consequences when the time comes..."

Seeing Louis surrounded by beautiful women, Empres felt a little dissatisfied and resentful. She still had a chance before they left the port. If he kidnapped Louis, she didn't know what Frederick the Great would think. Hahaha...

Stopping the smile on his face, Enpress also went over to help like a follower.

Looking at her attentive appearance, Louis frowned, always feeling that something was wrong.

171o? What to eat and what to supplement?

Every time it’s time to eat, Louis is usually the most speechless because the ship girl next to him is so noisy...

Louis and the ship girls helped each other and moved the dead goats to one side. With the help of the ship girls, the work could be done much faster. As for whether they would cause trouble to others, those who understood would understand.

At the same time, Brunhilde, who had disappeared for a long time, finally appeared. She walked to Louis carrying a bulging sack.

"Commander, I'm back. Are you going to start cooking now?" She looked a little sloppy, but her tone was still indifferent.

Louis was shaving the goat. He looked up at her, "Hey... Brunhilde? What were you doing before? How did you get so dirty?"

"It's nothing. I just came across some wild plants that I thought were edible, so I picked them all for you..." She put down the bag and clapped her hands, as if to show off.

Louis was not stingy with his praise. He smiled and said to her, "You've worked so hard. Welcome back. Have a drink of water and take a rest. We're already cooking..."

His smile was simple, innocent and cute, which made the ice beauty feel amorous. It seemed that all the hardships and efforts she had made before were worth it.

She was a little distracted, and after looking at the surrounding environment, she nodded and decided to help Louis cook. Strength lies in numbers, and helping hands can always speed up the process...

"By the way, Brunhilde, what are the things you brought back? Can I see them?"

"Of course, after all, I brought these things back for you..."

After wiping off the hair on his hands, Louis turned his gaze to the bag next to him. Since Brunhilde had no objection, Louis would not be polite either.

There are obedient ship girls in the port area, and of course there are disobedient ship girls, such as Bailong, who is a classic troublemaker...

After opening the bag, Louis saw a lot of flowers, plants and fruits. He touched them and found that the grass was a little damp. It should be picked from the river, but the river was not close to them... It seems that Brunhilde made a special trip there, which was thoughtful...

In order not to undermine Brunhilde's confidence, Louis picked up a yellow grass and shook it in front of her. "This grass is suitable as a seasoning. It can be used to add icing on the cake. If mixed with chili peppers, it can also reduce heat..."

"As for the fruit, it tastes very sweet. Would you like to try one?" Louis praised her in a roundabout way and took out a yellow fruit from the bag and handed it to Brunhilde.

The thoughts of the ship girls are very strange, some are very childish, some are very mature. For example, Brunhilde, who looks cold on the surface, is actually very passionate inside.

So when she heard Louis' praise, she couldn't help but blush and felt a little shy. After such a long time, she finally talked to Louis again...

Her posture gradually became awkward, but Louis didn't care. He packed up his things and then started to work with the ship girls on the steps of slaughtering the sheep.

With their concerted efforts, more than a dozen sheep were quickly cut into various parts of different sizes. The bones were thrown aside to prepare for stewing soup, and the meat was roasted and fried. As for the sheep heads and sheep penises, Louis found a place to bury them because he didn't like to eat such things...

Seeing Louis' wasteful behavior, Bai Long quickly stopped him, "Commander, why did you throw away all the good things? Do you know how to cook?"

As she spoke, she picked up those things from the ground with regret. To her, these were all good things. When the time came to give them to the commander, she would be able to... hehe.

When Bai Long bent down, he kicked her hard, and Louis also cursed, "If you like that kind of thing, take it and eat it yourself, don't always come here to harm me!"

Louis's kick was soft, and there was nothing unusual about it. Bailong was still holding the thing in his hand. She looked at Louis and felt a little disappointed. Commander, why can't you enjoy it?

"Bai Long, don't look at me like that, otherwise I will be really angry..." Looking at Bai Long's meaningful eyes, Louis was a little timid, but he would still bite the bullet and educate Bai Long.

Bai Long remained silent. She put everything on the table, then walked to Louis, bent down, and flicked his little head hard.

She put her hands on her hips and bossed Louis around. "Really, Commander, if you don't think about yourself, then you should at least think about us, right? As the saying goes, you are what you eat..."

As he was talking, a smile appeared on Bai Long's face. That smile was a bit greedy and a bit eager. This time Louis was confused again. Wait, can you listen to what you are saying?

Since when can't I even eat what I want?

Louis looked at her sincere and self-righteous smile, a drop of embarrassed cold sweat dripped down his forehead, "If you want to eat that thing, take it yourself, I won't eat it anyway!"

He once again sternly rejected Bai Long's advice, saying that he would only eat what he wanted to replenish his body, but this did not mean that Louis would just do as he pleased and surrender.

"If the Commander is too picky about food, it will be bad for your health, so you should just listen to my advice and eat whatever is available..."

Bai Long laughed, then made a strange gesture, and stuck out his tongue to lick the edge of his mouth, which instantly made Louis nervous again. Could this kid be thinking of...

Seeing Louis' strong reaction, Bai Long couldn't help but sneer. She walked up and pinched Louis' little face.

Frederick the Great and Ron were both holding kitchen knives. If she crossed the line, the knives would fly at her the next moment, so Bai Long was not stupid enough to do that. Take your time, don't rush...

Ignoring the grinning White Dragon, Louis walked over to the enthusiastic Frederick the Great. Looking at Frederick the Great's actions, Louis fell silent again. You are really my sweetheart...

"Commander, you've come at the right time. Look what delicious dishes I have prepared for you..." She gave an intellectual and warm smile, picked up the bowl and handed it to Louis.

Looking at the mosaics in the basin, Louis asked Frederick the Great, "Frederick the Great, these things, you are not also..."

"That's right. You will gain what you eat, so I also prepared these for the commander!" She smiled harmlessly, still feeling proud of her own cleverness.

Louis stood there, a little confused, so he wanted to cry but couldn't. Is there a possibility that I am not made of iron...

172o? Ron's confession was interrupted by Bai Long...?

clang clang clang...

Waving the butcher knife in his hand, Bai Long was a little depressed. The commander actually sent him to chop bones, which seemed to be a bit contemptuous of him.

"Wait until the evening, there will be a good show for that guy..."

Bai Long had her back to Louis, and she was planning something in her mind.

On the other hand, Louis and his team were much calmer. They were organized and had a reasonable division of labor. They quickly prepared the food needed for lunch.

Cooking, soups, desserts, these are all indispensable.

While Louis was cooking, a sparrow landed on his shoulder. The white sparrow had a bunch of hair on its head that looked like a middle part... It looked a bit abstract...

Louis turned his head and glanced at it, as if he saw an old friend. Thinking of this, he suddenly couldn't hold it anymore and sent you...

"Commander, why are you laughing alone there again? Did you think of something funny?" Ron, wearing an apron, walked to Louis and she looked at him curiously.

Louis smiled and said nothing, just pointed at the sparrow on his shoulder.

Ron wonders, does a sparrow with hair look funny?

"Commander, do you think this is okay?" Handing a plate of chopped lamb to Louis, Ron also considerately put a bottle of pepper on it.

Whether it was stir-frying, cumin, or baking, as long as Louis liked it, Ron would satisfy his request. After all, her relationship with Louis was just a little better than Frederick the Great...

The preparations are almost done, and you can start heating the oil in a pan.

After they finish lunch and take a nap on the spot, they can continue their journey.

"Commander, after dinner, do you want to take a nap? If you are sleepy, I can lend you my quilt."

Ron considerately handed the tools to Louis. Her smile was hypocritical and mean, and the greed in her eyes could even be sensed by the white dragon from a distance.

If all is well, the next round of intrigue will begin... I wonder if Ron or Frederick the Great will be better.

Louis could see her probing, but he didn't say anything. He just kept turning over the stove and charcoal. As the preparation of the ingredients came to an end, the ship girls gathered in twos and threes. They talked and laughed, whispering. Louis turned around and found that he seemed to be surrounded by the ship girls...

They are in tune with each other, and it goes without saying that they understand every situation.

"Commander, why are you silent again? Are you thinking about Frederick the Great and the others?" Seeing that Louis didn't speak, Ron continued to ask relentlessly.

She is more extreme than Frederick the Great, and she talks more than Ron. It can be said that she is a perfect combination of the two personalities of chatterbox and yandere...