Hikigaya Hachiman is still in the dark

Although I don't want to remind you, but Santian, it is obvious that what you just said is really unbearable to hear...

"What happened to you two? Is Mr. Hikigaya wrapped in bandages because he's sick?"

I think if it gets to the point where I need to wrap my whole body in bandages, I won't stay in the health room of this school. You should go directly to Chiba City Hospital to see me.

Suddenly someone attacked again. Sea Star and Ben Chugui were probably also frightened, so both of them maintained their previous actions and did not move.

My three colleagues also stood there motionless. Their surprised expressions could be made into funny pictures. Especially Mita, please keep your chin down.

As the person involved, I felt even more embarrassed. I didn't know how to react for a moment, so I had to stay where I was like them.

The club room was plunged into a strange atmosphere, and even Tamasaka was staring at us motionlessly because of the atmosphere.

What's going on with this scene that looks like a magic show, where time has been stopped? Someone, come and break this atmosphere! It's scary to be silent, please, someone speak up first!

"Gulp." The sound of swallowing saliva came from the silent office. If you look closely, it is Mita's Adam's apple moving! As expected of Mita, you can only rely on your noise to break the awkwardness.

"Teacher Hikigaya." Mita's voice was hard and distressed: "Please be my teacher!"

"what?"

I put my hands in my hair in panic, I beg you, this creature who knows what kind of ghost, please don't let the situation develop to a more unpredictable place!!!

Social Death

Chapter 134 Accidents always happen unexpectedly

"Teacher Hikigaya, please allow me to be your disciple." Mita came up shamelessly, his face full of flattery.

If I still had the strength, I really want to smear the lunch box on this person's face.

"If you can, please stay away from me now. Also, there are three students around. Please pay more attention to your image, okay?"

"Ah, I forgot about my reputation because of my carelessness..." Mita said in annoyance, but then he smiled at Motohura and the others in a self-satisfied manner: "Sorry, classmates, I am not like this usually. It's just because of my encounter with Mr. Hikigaya. As you know, it's more casual to meet acquaintances. Plus, I'm a humorous person..."

Well, it was a good self-introduction and whitewashing, attributing her own impolite behavior to humor and familiarity, which was a very witty response. Unfortunately, Benchugui and Haizhixing are not ordinary high school students. Their eyes have already seen through everything, and their eyes have seen through too many things.

"We all know that you are a humorous person, teacher."

"We, the students of Sobu High School, are so lucky to have such a humorous teacher."

Ben Chugui and Hai Zhixing both put down their chopsticks and responded to Mita with polite smiles. This poor man was still looking at me smugly, saying, "Ignore, ignore, I can't see you."

This guy was too proud to notice the disdain and mockery in Ben Chugui and Hai Zhixing's eyes. Should I remind him to be more careful about what others say and do? However, considering this guy's intelligence, forget it. It's better not to add to his troubles for no reason.

"By the way, my name is Ichiro Mita, and I'm the teacher of Class 2-E." Mita continued politely.

"Ah, I know. You're the teacher who often makes inexplicable jokes in class and is laughed at by students?" Tamasaka spoke up as Mita had just finished his introduction.

Although Tamasaka is easier to deal with than Uminehoshi and Motoharu, in some cases, Tamasaka is the most difficult person to deal with... like now.

"Eh." Mita was scratching his head awkwardly. I, Hai Zhixing and Motochugui looked at Mita with interest. The encounter between the two idiots was really interesting.

"Is that so? I thought that the impression left by my students was that of a very successful teacher who could liven up the classroom atmosphere..." Mita said with a look of despair.

"Senior Mita's words will definitely have an effect. You see, if students from other classes know about it, it will also be a success in another sense." Sagami said there to smooth things over.

“Oh, really? This is really a headache. I’ve become very popular among students without realizing it…” Mita touched his head and pretended to be troubled.

"Tsk!" The three of us made disdainful noises at the same time. Well, in unexpected places, Ben Chugui, Sea Star and I seemed to be getting along pretty well.

Isn't it a bit too cruel for Sagami to point out in this way that what he said was not a compliment to him?

"This shouldn't be the first time we meet. Hello, I'm Yuexia Reina, the Chinese teacher of Class B, Grade 2." Yuexia stood up straight and introduced herself. She was really so formal no matter what the occasion! Maybe she wanted to leave a good impression on the students.

"Eh, it's my turn so soon?" Sagami seemed not ready yet. Although she was very easy-going when talking to Mita before, when it was her turn to introduce herself, she still looked a little nervous and flustered. After all, she had only been a teacher for a short time and she had to introduce herself in front of the students again. It was inevitable that she would be nervous.

"Well, I'm the new teacher, Sagami Minami. I'm temporarily replacing the previous teacher Fujiwa. I'm the Chinese teacher of Class 2-A." Sagami said quickly.

Sagami was still very nervous, but the way he showed it was completely different from how Tsukishita-sensei was nervous. I still remember when Tsukishita-sensei first introduced himself to the students, his speech was a little halting. Different people speak differently when they are nervous.

"Teacher Hikigaya, have you thought of anything happy?" Teacher Yuexia asked me with a blushing face when she saw me smiling at her.

"Happy things? A little bit, indeed." I didn't deny it. Now that I think about it, that memory was indeed quite happy.

"Let's not talk about all this for now." Mita, who was feeling smug, suddenly stood up and moved to my side. When he broke the awkward situation, Hai Zhixing and Ben Chugui took advantage of the brief moment when they put down their chopsticks and ran to the side as if they were escaping for their lives.

"Hikigaya, no, Hikigaya-sensei." Mita excitedly held my hands tightly with both of his hands. Why do I feel so disgusted when you call me "Hikigaya-sensei"? Mouth area...

"Please be sure to teach me the secret to being popular with girls... No, the secret to being popular with female students." Mita looked at me with shining eyes. He was too close to me, and I felt very nauseous when I looked at his perverted face.

This person is really terrifying. As expected, I should wipe him out from this world while he is not paying attention. In this way, the world will become more peaceful again!

"Can you please stay away from me? You're too close! You definitely wanted to talk about girls, right?"

"No way, Mr. Hikigaya, you must have misheard! By the way, Master, please explain what we just saw!"

"The name suddenly changed? I don't want to be such an ambiguity!"

"By the way, Mr. Hikigaya, I was just about to ask you, what happened just now?" Yuexia asked worriedly.

I can just ignore Mita, but if it's Teacher Yuexia, I won't be able to refuse her...

"Teacher Yuexia, this is what happened..." I was just about to explain something when Ben Chugui spoke up to respond to Teacher Yuexia on my behalf.

Overall, what Ben Chugui said was very sincere, and there was no excessive slander against me. It seems that this guy also knows when not to joke, but of course she still selectively ignored the fragments of her quarrel with Hai Zhixing. The final result is that the two of them are letting me taste whose bento is more suitable for my taste.

Because I expressed it very well and didn't deliberately discredit Sea Star, Sea Star also nodded to support Ben Chugui. This is really the best. If Ben Chugui deliberately discredited Sea Star in his own statement, Sea Star would definitely have another set of words of his own later. By then, even if I jump into the Pacific Ocean, I can't clear my grievances.

"So that's how it is. I knew that Mr. Hikigaya wasn't that kind of person." Yuexia looked at me with relief, but then shook his head in distress: "But in this case, our purposes overlap. We are also here to deliver a lunch box to Mr. Hikigaya..." Mr. Yuexia said, pulling the bag he was carrying higher.

I hadn't noticed that Teacher Yuexia was carrying a bag when she came, but when I saw the lunch box inside the bag, I knew it must be another bento. And it seemed like there was more than one.

"This is really troublesome." Mita looked at me in annoyance. "Originally, we were just planning to have lunch with Mr. Hikigaya in the health room, but we really didn't expect this situation before."

"There are a lot of people here, and Mr. Hikigaya has some thoughtful students coming to deliver food..." Sagami said with a wry smile.

Indeed, the space in the health room is not very large to begin with, and with so many people coming in all of a sudden, it feels a bit crowded.

"You guys, you brought lunch boxes for Hikigaya-sensei, did you eat them yourself?" Yuexia looked around: "It seems that there are no extra lunch boxes, did you guys come after you ate?"

"Well." Ben Chugui and Hai Zhixing stayed where they were embarrassed. The lunch boxes these two made for me were made by themselves, and considering the time, they probably wouldn't have time to eat the rest.

"You didn't eat, did you?"

"Well, the bento we gave to Mr. Hikigaya were all made by ourselves." Facing the gentle gaze under the moon, Hai Zhixing nodded embarrassedly.

"Ah!" Teacher Yuexia sighed: "Although I know you are doing this for the sake of Mr. Hikigaya's health, you should also take good care of your own body. Even if you are nice to the teacher, if you don't take good care of yourself, we will not be happy." Yuexia looked at Motochugui and Haizhixing gently.

Sagami, Mita and I all nodded to them. It is indeed very happy to be taken care of by students when you are sick, but if students delay their studies and affect their health because of this, no teacher in this world would be happy.

"Okay, I know."

"Sorry, I will pay more attention next time."

After hearing Teacher Yuexia's caring words, they both lowered their heads and spoke apologetically.

"Well, now, you should finish your lunch boxes. As for Mr. Hikigaya, just eat the lunch boxes I made for you." Teacher Yuexia said as he took out his own lunch box from the bag.

"I'll go to the school cafeteria to get food later. How about you two go back for now? Mr. Hikigaya can't eat by himself now, right? I'll feed him well. Mr. Mita, Mr. Sagami, you two should go back first as well. I'll be back soon after I take good care of Mr. Hikigaya."

Yuexia said a long speech, then she shyly moved to my side and opened her lunch box.

"Um, Mr. Yuexia."

"Wait a moment, Teacher Yuexia."

Hai Zhixing and Ben Chugui each stretched out a hand and gently placed it on Teacher Yuexia's shoulder. At the same time, they said in a gentle voice:

"Such behavior is a foul, right?" Ben Chugui said with a smile on his face from behind.

"Teacher, aren't you very busy? We will go to the cafeteria to have a good meal later. It would be better for you to eat first and rest early, right, Teacher Yuexia?" Hai Zhixing and Ben Chugui smiled in the same way, but their equally strong aura made people feel breathless.

"Hey, ah! Well, after all, you are all top students in the school. How can you not study hard? It's better for me to do this kind of thing..." Compared with Hai Zhixing and the others, Yuexia was obviously flustered and was explaining something in a hurry.

"It seems like we'd better go back first." Sagami showed an embarrassed expression, and it seemed that he was embarrassed to get involved in this chaotic scene.

"That's right, Mr. Sagami, let's go back first."

This person was so happy, definitely because he had the opportunity to be alone with Sagami.

"Well, Mr. Hikigaya, see you this afternoon."

"Goodbye, Mr. Hikigaya!" After saying goodbye to me, the two of them walked towards the door of the health room.

Don't just leave here so easily, at least take one of the three people who are arguing there away!

While I was still sighing, when Sagami just opened the door, she ran into two more people.

Why are they here too!

Chapter 135 As a matter of course, the dinner party is about to take place

I looked at Yukinoshita and Yuigahama standing outside the door in shock. Why were they here at this time? Were they summoned? That didn't seem possible. I could barely understand the sudden arrival of Yuexia and Mita as visiting colleagues, but why did these two people suddenly appear here?

Yuigahama probably didn't expect the door to be opened suddenly, so her hand was still in the position of knocking on the door. Sagami and Yuigahama looked at each other for a few seconds before they reacted.

"Isn't this little Sagami? Long time no see!" Yuigahama looked at Sagami happily and greeted her.

"That's right. Long time no see." Compared with Yuigahama's enthusiasm, Sagami seemed a little embarrassed. She stood there unnaturally.

In high school, Sagami and Yuigahama had a pretty good relationship, and even if they met alone, it wouldn't be too awkward. However, there was a terrifying person behind Yuigahama, and Sagami didn't know how to respond...

During the high school cultural festival, Sagami was the executive chairman, but in the end, Sagami was almost just symbolically doing what the executive chairman should do. Most of the things and the follow-up work were organized or completed by Yukino.

If the conflict between Sagami and I was directly caused during the school festival, then the conflict between Yukinoshita and Sagami was indirectly caused. It is hard to tell right from wrong. It can be said that Sagami was too willful, or that Yukinoshita was too strong. In fact, neither of them was at fault. If you have to say, it was the wrong time, the wrong place, the wrong people met, and then naturally formed such a wrong relationship.

"Teacher Sagami, do you know these two people?" Mita looked at Yukinoshita and Yuigahama in confusion. I remember Yuigahama went to the office, and you were close to her like a fly at that time. Can you not be so forgetful?

"Mr. Mita, it's too rude of you to say that. That lady has been here before, right? I do remember her name is Yuigahama Yui..."

"Ah, normally speaking, shouldn't I not remember it clearly?" Mita explained awkwardly, covering his forehead.

No, generally speaking, it should be something that can be remembered. It's not something that happened so long ago.

Yukinoshita hesitated for a moment, but still greeted Sagami.

"Hello, Mr. Sagami."

"Ah, you too. Long time no see." Sagami responded to Yukinoshita in a panic. Well, it was natural for him to behave like this.

From my point of view, between Sagami and I, it is obvious that I am more at fault for what I did, but if it is Yukinoshita and Sagami, then Sagami is more at fault.

Just like I felt at a loss when I first saw Sagami, Sagami certainly didn't know how to start when he saw Yukinoshita.

It seems that I still need to communicate well with Yukinoshita after I go back, but what worries me more is Sagami.

"Um, sorry, we have something else to do later, so we'll leave first."

It was not a solution for the two of them to just stand there and look at each other awkwardly, so Sagami chose to take the initiative to break the silence and expressed that he wanted to leave and escape from this awkward place as soon as possible.

"Hey, we just met, why don't we have a good chat?" Yuigahama looked at Sagami reluctantly.

"Let's talk about it later when we have time. Didn't you contact me yesterday about the class reunion? I will definitely go when I have time. Then we can have a good chat." After rejecting Yuigahama's request, Sagami pulled Mita and walked out of the health room.

"See you later, under the snow."

"Goodbye."

After saying hello, Sagami left the health room quickly as if he was running away.

Sagami, although you chose to take the initiative to resolve the deadlock, your way of dealing with embarrassment is too obvious. Also, please pay attention to the expression of the person you are frantically pulling. I think that an expression of infatuation like his can definitely become an unexpectedly popular funny picture on social networks...

"Sagami-chan, just like before, is really a man of action."

No, I don’t think it’s what you’re saying at all.

After Sagami and Mita left, Yukinoshita calmly observed the current situation in the health room. Her extremely powerful aura made Motoki and Umi no Hoshi afraid to say a word.

Hi, now the Ultimate version of Yukinoshita has appeared, successfully crushing the still thriving Yukinoshita No. 1 and No. 2. If you think about it carefully, the frequency of species like "Yukinoshita" is increasing. This is definitely the most serious biological invasion in modern times! Is there really no one to stop this biggest crisis in the world?

"Hikigaya-kun!"

"Hey!" Unconsciously, I straightened my body again. When did I develop this instinct? I'm obviously not someone who fears power...

"What's going on?" Yukinoshita frowned and looked at Hai Zhixing, Motochugui and Yuexia teacher. The three of them were still in the same state as before, which would indeed cause people to have a deep misunderstanding.

"If I were to talk about it, it would be very troublesome..."

"It's okay. I've just finished what I needed to do today. You have plenty of time to talk slowly." As Yukinoshita spoke, she pulled Yuigahama to the center of the health room, moved out a few chairs, and sat on them.

"Don't you want to sit down?" Yukinoshita pointed to the empty chairs around.

"Okay, okay." The four people except Yuigahama sat down on the chairs in fear.