Hikigaya Hachiman is still in the dark

Chapter 132 Accidents always come as expected

"Teacher Hikigaya is here, please come in." Since I was eating with my mouth open and couldn't respond to the person outside the door, Motochū Kei answered for me.

"Oh, let's come in then." After hearing Ben Chugui's response, the person outside the door pushed the door open and walked in.

"Why do we have to go to the cafeteria to heat up our bento? We don't have to go through so much trouble when we eat on our own. You are so nice to Mr. Hikigaya, Xiaoyou."

"Xiaozou, you were the same, too. Although you kept complaining, you still accompanied me to the cafeteria. And you even took out your lunch box to heat it up, muttering something about how my lunch box was richer and more nutritious."

"That's of course because your lunch box is filled with meat-only dishes like hamburger patties and stewed potatoes with meat. I never noticed this before. In the future, I have to make your lunch box, otherwise you will only eat so much meat every time!" Hai Zhixing responded to Tamasaka in embarrassment.

"No, why, I don't like vegetables, meat tastes much better!"

"Your health isn't very good to begin with, so please take vitamins and dietary fiber!"

“But the vegetables are not tasty at all.”

The two people who came in were talking there, and then they saw the current posture of me and Ben Chugui. The conversation stopped abruptly, and they all stood there looking at me in unison, without saying a word.

Indeed, the situation is very delicate now. I opened my mouth and Motochu Gui was feeding me lunch with chopsticks. If you suddenly see such an ambiguous posture, it is natural to be stunned, but wait... the situation is definitely not what you think! Hai Zhixing's eyes are getting sharper and sharper, and it feels like they can kill people. And Yuzaka, don't put on such a desperate expression, things are not what you think!

"Xiaoyou, you deliberately ran out of the health room at noon and dragged me to the cafeteria to heat up the lunch box. It seemed unnecessary..." Hai Zhixing's eyes looked straight at me, but it seemed like she was talking to Tamasaka.

I see. I was wondering where Tamasaka went before, but it turns out she went to the cafeteria with Uminohoshi to heat up her bento.

"I don't know either, but I should have thought of it earlier... Mr. Hikigaya's words..."

Tamasaka spoke in a halting voice. She was like a child who had been wronged. She lowered her head slightly and rubbed her hands nervously.

What if it were me? Please explain clearly, don't stop at such an awkward point in the middle of your speech. Please also explain it further.

Compared to my embarrassment, Motoki looked at Umi no Hoshi and Tamasaka with great interest. Is this guy up to something bad again? Don't make such an expression as if you have discovered something interesting...

When Motoki went to the school magazine office before, she should have met Tamasaka and Uminohoshi, but at that time, they were both very polite to Motoki, and they didn't have a particularly deep friendship. If these two collided, I always felt that something terrible would happen!

"It seems that we are overthinking it. Hikigaya-sensei really enjoys the days of being sick and lying in bed. As expected, is Hikigaya-sensei the kind of fungus who likes to stay still and quietly wait for decay?"

Did they redefine the properties of new organisms right away? In this respect, the Sea Star is not much different from the Snow Under, except that one is a fungus and the other is a bacterium.

"Xiaozou, isn't it a bit inappropriate for you to say that..."

"Xiaoyou, please be quiet for a moment and leave this to me for the time being." Tamasaka seemed to want to say something, but after being glared at fiercely by Hai Zhixing again, she became quiet.

"I said, you misunderstood something, right?" He looked at Hai Zhixing helplessly. Why did this guy take it so seriously? Although I also understand that if someone specially prepared something but couldn't use it, it would be very embarrassing and sad, but if you take it so seriously, your mood will only get worse.

"It was indeed a misunderstanding..."

"It's great that you understand." I was pleasantly surprised by Sea Star's answer. It seemed that this person still retained basic rationality, and things would not develop to a worse place.

"Mr. Hikigaya, you're not actually sick, are you? You're just doing this to avoid the work of editing the school magazine, right?"

"Pfft..." I was choked by Hai Zhixing's words. I almost mistakenly thought that you could understand the current situation. I really didn't understand what was going on. You led things in a very strange direction again!

Indeed, I had thought about staying away from work by pretending to have a cold or something like that, but I didn't do it. Even though I had a lot of things to do recently, I didn't choose to delay by pretending to be sick. What's more, if I pretended to be sick and was discovered by a violent female teacher, then Hikigaya would probably have to spend the rest of his peaceful life in the hospital...

From this point of view, pretending to be sick is indeed too dangerous. In the future, I will only try it when I have no other choice...

"I don't have such an idea. What did you think of me before?"

"A teacher who is always thinking about being lazy and a fungus who will take advantage of any opportunity, is there anything wrong with that?" Star of the Sea looked at me with wide eyes.

How should I respond to such true words?

"You are wrong, Hai Zhixing." Just when I was at a loss, Motochugui spoke from the side.

Oh, classmate Ben Chugui, you are quite sensible. Please explain this strange situation as soon as possible. I won’t talk about what happened to you this morning anymore.

"Teacher Hikigaya, he pretended to be sick so that his lovely beautiful girl student could take care of him. Look, you and I have fallen into his trap, haven't we?"

Things are going to get worse. What's this? I don't remember when I mastered this special skill! If I were so scheming, I wouldn't be like this now. The time I've been single is equal to my age!

Umi no Hoshi took a few steps back with Tamasaka and looked at me with a very complicated expression.

"Mr. Hikigaya, is that so? When I came here this morning, you seemed to be..."

"Hey, Kozou, did Mr. Hikigaya do anything to me when you came this morning?" Tamasaka looked at Tamasaka curiously: "I remember he just patted my head."

"Of course it's not as simple as a pat on the head, Yuu-chan, Mr. Hikigaya seems to want to do something..."

"Stop, what are you talking about there!" I loudly interrupted Umi no Hoshi who seemed to want to continue explaining to Tamasaka. If I let you two continue talking to yourselves like this, I might become the defendant in the most serious incident in RB history, where a male teacher attempted to do something bad to a female student.

"Please don't distort the truth, okay? I don't have any such idea at all!" As I said this, I stared at Ben Chugui closely. She stuck out her tongue and said in a voice that only I could hear:

"This is the return gift from just now."

Please don't be so vindictive! Also, didn't we agree to call it a day?

"If I wanted to pretend to be sick, I could just stay at home. Why did I have to come to school and lie down?"

"Yes, Mr. Hikigaya taught us very seriously this morning. I don't think Mr. Hikigaya is like this..."

Thank you, Tamasaka, you are truly a clear stream in this turbid world. Please tell me the truth as soon as possible to clear my name.

"Xiaozou, you are too kind and can be easily deceived. And Mr. Hikigaya is the cunning type..."

As a Chinese teacher, I really don't want you to abuse strange idioms. I'm still young, okay? I'm not even 25 years old yet! It's barely acceptable to classify me as part of your generation! Hey, right?

"Eh? Is that so? Is Mr. Hikigaya pretending to be sick? But when I helped Mr. Hikigaya to the health room this morning, he was indeed in a serious coma." Tamasaka thought with his fingers on his chin in confusion.

"Wait, Yuu-chan, you said you helped Hikigaya-sensei to the infirmary by yourself?"

"Well, everyone is in class, and I'm embarrassed to ask others for help..."

"You're not in good health and you don't have much strength! How could you help Mr. Hikigaya to the health room by yourself? Although your classroom is not far from the health room, it's not very close either. Xiaoyou, did you really do it by yourself?"

"Yes, I am alone."

Tamasaka's answer made Umi no Hoshi's face darken, and she turned to look at me.

"Teacher Hikigaya, did you promise Xiaoyou something? That's why she spoke for you. It's okay to deceive others with such an obvious lie, but I know Xiaoyou well, so I will never be fooled!"

"Why did you come to this conclusion? I was a critically ill patient at the time. I was in a fuzzy state and I didn't even remember what I did!"

My argument was met with a suspicious look from Sea Star, she didn't seem to believe that this was the case.

"Really, Kozo, I really helped Mr. Hikigaya to the infirmary by myself." Tamasaka explained anxiously.

"Xiaoyou, I know your physical condition very well. You can't help Mr. Hikigaya to the health room by yourself. And I think that if Mr. Hikigaya agrees to be the model for your next painting, you will definitely help him lie."

"Well, that's not wrong. If Mr. Hikigaya is willing to be the model for my next painting, I will definitely be willing to do anything for him, and I will also have some progress on the exhibition work that I have been worrying about."

"See? You might indeed do something like this." Hai Zhixing looked at Tamasaka knowingly, as if she had anticipated the possibility of such a thing happening to Tamasaka a long time ago.

"What Kanade said is correct, but..." Tamasaka stamped her feet anxiously, "I really took Mr. Hikigaya to the health room by myself."

"Xiaoyou, I told you not to be so deliberate..."

"I really didn't." Tamasaka's voice suddenly became louder. She stretched out her hand and held Umi no Hoshi tightly. "When I helped Mr. Hikigaya, even though he was unconscious, he always leaned against the wall. Only at the beginning did Mr. Hikigaya lean on me. Later, Mr. Hikigaya basically leaned against the wall. So, I easily helped Mr. Hikigaya to the health room."

Tamasaka spoke anxiously, as if she was afraid that Hai Zhixing would not believe her. After she finished speaking, she just stood there staring at Hai Zhixing, holding Hai Zhixing's hand without letting go.

Chapter 133 Daily life continues in the health room

"Teacher Hikigaya, you're amazing." Motochuru secretly gave me a thumbs-up. I'm really not used to your direct praise. And I did faint and had no idea what happened.

The sea stared at Tamasaka there, and after carefully confirming Tamasaka's eyes, the sea star sighed softly.

"I really lost to you."

"I understand. I believe that you, Xiaoyou, helped Mr. Hikigaya to the infirmary by yourself. Don't I believe you?" Hai Zhixing said helplessly. It seemed that she reluctantly accepted this fact.

"Really? That's great!" Tamasaka smiled happily and let go of the hand that was holding Sea Star.

"Let's not discuss this matter for now."

If I remember correctly, it was you who was always worried about this matter... But after all, Tamasaka is the only good friend of Umi no Hoshi, and she must be worried that Tamasaka will learn to lie. Thinking about it this way, it is understandable that she cares so much.

"I went to the cafeteria with Xiaoyou specially to heat up my lunch box for you, Mr. Hikigaya. Mr. Hikigaya, do you think it's okay if you don't eat it?" Hai Zhixing said slowly, and a smile gradually appeared on her face.

Please don't show such a fake smile. The temperature around us drops a lot because of your smile!

"If I must say, I also went to the cafeteria specially to heat it up." Ben Chugui picked up his lunch box with a smile and shook it there as if showing off.

"Oh?" Sea Star frowned. Perhaps she didn't expect that Ben Chugui did the same thing as her.

"Shouldn't the student council president have a lot of things to do? Someone should have heated up your lunch box for you, right?" After a while, Hai Zhixing relaxed his brows and looked at Ben Chugui with a smile.

Wait, things seem to be taking a strange direction again. Were you the students who compared your lunch boxes with each other in elementary school?

After listening to what Hai Zhixing said, Ben Chugui clenched her hand that was not holding the lunch box, but then stretched it out again.

"You really don't understand me when you say that. I'm a very friendly student council president. Mr. Hikigaya has helped me so much, so it's okay for me to give my lunch box to Mr. Hikigaya. I won't bother others with such a small matter as heating up the lunch box. Is the reason you think this way because you have asked others to do such a thing before?"

After Benchugui finished speaking with a smile, it was Sea Star's turn to show an unwilling expression. It's so scary, please pay attention quickly, a low pressure has formed where you are!

"I haven't asked anyone to heat up my bento. I'm not like that young lady. I make my own bento, and I usually eat it cold without heating it up. Today, I heated it up just for Mr. Hikigaya."

"Oh? What a coincidence! I also made my own lunch box, and I usually just eat it cold. Today, I had to give it to Mr. Hikigaya, and I was worried that his sick body wouldn't be able to handle it, so I went to the cafeteria to heat it up. And..." Motochugui paused deliberately, "I went there alone, and I didn't have any good friends to talk to while waiting in line. From this aspect, I paid more than you."

Considering your brain, I think you need a complete and comprehensive brain examination! What kind of cost accounting method is this? Marginal cost? Absolute cost? Or comparative cost? Don't think there are no people who understand economics here! If it doesn't work, I still have a "human encyclopedia" at home that can help you solve your doubts.

Hai Zhixing took a step back unwillingly, and the expression on her face could be regarded as a textbook example of unwillingness! Don't be persuaded by such a strange reason! Do you also need to go for a comprehensive brain examination with Ben Chugui?

"My lunch boxes are carefully prepared, taking nutrition and many other factors into consideration. Not only is the taste guaranteed, but it also greatly helps the patient's recovery."

"My bento was prepared with the advice of my nutritionist. From a nutritional point of view, it is more authoritative than yours. In terms of taste, it has also been recognized by chefs from top hotels."

"Haha, after all, he is your family's nutritionist and chef..." Sea Star chuckled and mocked.

Afterwards, the momentum of Sea Star and Ben Chugui exploded, and the two of them stared at each other, and there seemed to be crackling lightning where their eyes met.

So, where on earth did you come from, you elementary school students who fight against your own lunch boxes? Can you be a little more mature? Don't always have such a weird sense of confrontation in these places! If possible, you can learn from competing!

After searching the memories in my mind carefully, it seems that Hai Zhixing was the first in the school, and Ben Chugui should be the second in the school. It seems that there is only a one-point difference between the two...

Then can you compare something other than lunch and study? For example, quietness? Mentality? It's very dangerous for you to explode instantly like this!

The two of them still glared at each other fiercely, and then, almost at the same time, they came to the side of the bed where I was lying with lunch boxes in their hands.

"Teacher Hikigaya, try my bento. It's very delicious." This is the voice of Sea Star, one of the feeders.

"Teacher Hikigaya, ah, let's continue what we were doing just now." This was the voice of another feeder, Motohatsu Kei.

Why is it so painful? I can't feel the joy of being fed at all! I ate steamed buns with Yuigahama and the others during the school trip before, and it felt pretty good at the time, but now, all I feel is terror!

The two people stretched out their chopsticks unyieldingly, "Be careful, you almost poked my nostrils just now!" You two can quarrel, but why do you have to make me suffer?

"Teacher Hikigaya, you are so popular. I will have to work harder from now on." Tamasaka raised her fist to cheer herself up.

Tamasaka-san, please understand the current situation normally. I was just implicated by these two people. I don't feel happy at all! And don't cheer yourself up. If you become like this in the future, I should really consider whether to pretend to be sick and not come to school...

"Hikigaya-sensei, open your mouth."

"Mr. Hikigaya, ah!" The bento looks delicious, and the person feeding it is indeed a beautiful girl. Logically speaking, this should be a very enviable situation. But if two beautiful girls who are arguing feed the same person out of spite, then it is another matter!

My mouth isn't that big. Ben Chugui, why did you give me so many dishes at once? I can't eat so much in one bite. You are just seeking revenge, right? Also, can you two please not feed me with such a horrible smile? How can I eat like this? Should I close my eyes?

These two people would test each other with terrifying eyes from time to time. Their terrifying eyes seemed to be saying: You are no longer capable of this, so quickly admit defeat and surrender, leave here, and go back to where you should be.

Can't I just give in and leave here, and go back to where I belong? The infirmary is so scary, I really am better suited to staying in my little office...

Benchugui and Hai Zhixing looked at each other without giving in, and then they fed me even harder!

"Knock, knock." Someone knocked on the door of the health room. I was busy dodging the food handed to me by Hai Zhixing and Motochugui, so I couldn't respond. So, Yuzaka walked to the door of the health room and opened it.

"Yo Hikigaya, I came to see you, are you okay?"

"Mr. Mita, your voice is too loud. If Mr. Hikigaya is resting, it would be bad to wake him up."

"What does it matter? Mr. Hikigaya is a very generous person. He won't care. Ahahahaha!"

I don't remember being a generous person, Santian, please don't talk about me behind my back! I will pay you back for what you did to my glasses!

"Mr. Mita, it's better not to make too much noise. There may be other students here."

"Hey, Mr. Sagami, you're right!" Mita's voice quickly dropped. You're obviously discriminating, aren't you? Is it really okay to be so blatant?

"Teacher Hikigaya, are you okay? And why is Tamasaka-san also in the infirmary?" Yuexia ran towards the door anxiously, and then froze in place.

This reaction is subtly similar to the Star of the Sea that came before.

Then Mita appeared in the field of vision.

"Teacher Yuexia, why are you so stunned? Has Hikigaya become so ugly because of his illness?"

Having said this, after seeing my current situation, Santian also stood there in a daze like Yuexia.