Hikigaya Hachiman is still in the dark

"Okay, okay, I get it. Let go first." The touch of Ben Chugui's hand really reached my brain, and I struggled to break free from Ben Chugui's hand in shame and anger.

"Sorry, I was impatient."

After realizing her actions, Ben Chugui blushed and let go of her hand.

"Can you tell me now? What exactly brought you back here?" After straightening my shirt, I looked Ben Chugui in the face and asked.

"That... is..." Ben Chugui rubbed her light golden curly hair, hesitating for a long time, but failed to express the topic she wanted to express.

"I'd better go to bed."

"Wait, I'll tell you right away."

"Since you know this, please stop wasting time!"

Even under my pressure, Ben Chugui still hesitated there for a long time and refused to speak. Her shy posture was just like a little girl who was about to confess her love for the first time.

"Well, I just want to know if you, Mr. Hikigaya, are still single?" After a long time, when I made up my mind to go to sleep and ignore Motohatsuki, Motohatsuki finally spoke.

"Huh?" I looked at Ben Chugui in disbelief, wondering if I had heard something wrong.

My words made Ben Chugui's cheeks even redder. She twisted her body restlessly, rubbing her hands on the hem of her skirt.

"Um, that is, I really want to know whether you, Mr. Hikigaya, have a girlfriend."

Ben Chugui repeated it word for word, and this time I was sure that I had not heard it wrong.

But I was more inclined to think that I had heard it wrong! What kind of weird question was this? This should be the norm. Before a girl confesses her love, she would first tentatively ask if the other person has a girlfriend, and then say: Since you don’t have a girlfriend, I will reluctantly accept you. Is this a weird plot?

Come to think of it, it really is quite poetic and youthful... No wonder!

Although I am still looking forward to becoming a qualified househusband, the target is definitely not someone younger than me, not to mention that this person is my student.

Although in many light novels, teachers and students have unclear relationships, please wake up, the world of light novels is different from the real world. The sister in the second dimension that you admire will only cause trouble for you in real life, ask you to buy her a lot of things, and then make fun of you all the time! Please understand this. Of course, my sister Komachi in the third dimension is an exception!

What should I do here? How should I answer her? If I reject her, will it affect her grades? Will it affect her work as the student council president?

My brain kept thinking about some thoughts, but no matter how to say it, I felt that my thoughts were mixed up, and my face naturally revealed my entanglement.

"Teacher Hikigaya?" Seeing my reaction, Motoharu looked at me in confusion. After thinking for a while, Motoharu seemed to have thought of something and stood up suddenly.

"What on earth are you thinking, you perverted teacher! How could I possibly have any feelings for you like that! You are truly a pervert, a filthy, abominable person, a scum of society!"

"It was you who used such a misleading statement, why am I the one being blamed!" I responded to Ben Chugui in a voice louder than Ben Chugui's! This world is so unfair, why do I have so many strange labels for no reason!

"Of course. It's unbelievable that Hikigaya-sensei would think that way."

"You are the one who is wrong, right? Why did you use such a misleading statement?!"

"Anyway, Mr. Hikigaya, please tell me quickly, are you still single now?"

"Why is it so troublesome? How did you get the illusion that I have a girlfriend? Of course I'm single..."

Before I finished speaking, I slapped my head in frustration. Normally, no student would ask a teacher if she was single, and this teacher answered the question so seriously! I didn't want to answer Ben Chugui at first, and was going to find a random reason to send her away. As a result, I accidentally said the answer in a hurry...

"Huh?" After hearing my answer, Ben Chugui asked a question with an unknown meaning. Why do you look so unbelievable?

"Teacher Hikigaya, there were so many beautiful girls here just now. I think that except for a pervert like you, the health room just now can probably be called a boy's dreamland..."

"Can you please stop saying such nonsense out of your mouth?"

"But they're all here for Hikigaya-sensei, right? Is Hikigaya-sensei really still single?"

Normally, those people who just came here are indeed for me. It's not an exaggeration to say that I'm popular with women. But if I think about it carefully, if one of them is my girlfriend, then um, Tamasaka and Uminohei are my students, so they are excluded; Mr. Hiratsuka, I don't want to be the backbone of the hospital's income; Yukinoshita? I think I'll be forced to sudden death; Yuigahama? I don't want to be dragged around all day; Yuexia? Although it's a good choice, she probably doesn't like me... If you consider it comprehensively.

"I don't think I do. Please don't have such weird ideas, okay?" I glared at Ben Chugui angrily. Sure enough, this guy was just bored and came back specially to disturb my rest.

"Teacher Hikigaya, don't you realize it at all?" Motoharu looked at me uncomfortably: "Teacher Hikigaya, let me ask you one more question, are you impotent?"

Can I kick this person out?

"No, what on earth is in your brain!"

"So Mr. Hikigaya, do you have a particular sexual preference?"

Which bastard made the rule that corporal punishment is not allowed on students?

But considering Totsuka's sexual orientation...

"Of course not!"

"Wait, why did you pause for a moment just now?" Ben Chugui looked at me curiously, and in her eyes, the flame of gossip was burning fiercely.

Chapter 139: Qian Liugui is more than just a simple thing

"Of course not. Please don't look at me with such strange eyes. My sexual orientation is absolutely normal!"

"But your answer just now was obviously hesitant. Come on, come on, confess your sins, young man. The adult will forgive you, God will forgive you, and Allah will forgive you."

"What exactly is your belief?"

"In short, if you tell the truth, all the gods will forgive you."

"I am really happy to hear you say that, because the truth is, my sexual orientation is normal! For telling the truth, I should have been forgiven by all the gods in the world."

Ben Chugui smoothed her messy hair because of standing up, and sat there looking at me elegantly. You were not like this a second ago. Where are you from a timid and shy girl? Your setting changes too fast, I am not used to it.

"But, Mr. Hikigaya, if you are still single, then it means that there is a real problem! I think the women around you seem to be quite outstanding, such as me."

"Generally speaking, when you give examples like this, you don't use your own, right?"

"Stop talking nonsense. So, Mr. Hikigaya, are you really still single? Even though there are so many outstanding women around you?" Motochūgui put away her joking expression and looked at me seriously. I could even sense from her that she was filled with nervousness and uneasiness.

The atmosphere suddenly changed. Anyway, I had accidentally let it slip before, so there was no big deal in telling her here.

"Yeah, I'm still single."

I also responded to Ben Chugui seriously. After hearing my answer, she first observed me carefully. After a while, she saw that I was not joking, so she finally nodded.

"It seems that Mr. Hikigaya did not lie to me..." After saying this, Motochū Gui let out a sigh of relief, as if she was finally relieved.

What is this person worried about? It shouldn't make much difference to her whether I'm single or not, so why is she so nervous?

"By the way, Mr. Hikigaya, since you don't have a girlfriend yet, have you ever had any experience in love before? In other words, have you ever had a crush on someone before?"

Ben Chugui came closer and looked at me, with a strange light flashing in her eyes.

In my impression, Ben Chugui should not be that gossipy. Did she eat something wrong today? Why is she suddenly so interested in my relationship status? Is it because she took medicine or because she didn't take medicine?

"Why have you suddenly become so gossipy?" I frowned and looked at Ben Chugui. There must be something wrong when something is abnormal.

"No, nothing. Look, gossiping is part of girls' nature, right?"

The reason for the explanation is far-fetched, and it's too broad. This person is hiding something from me. For the time being, I'll pretend to be fooled and see what you really want to say.

"Indeed, but judging from your previous behavior, you don't seem to be interested in gossip, right?"

"Ah, that's it." Ben Chugui's forehead was already covered with sweat, but she still deliberately pretended to be relaxed and said, "Of course it's because of the influence of the identity of the student union president. You see, if the student union president is very gossipy, not only will his own reputation be lowered, but the reputation of the student union will also be reduced."

This reason is not bad, but your eyes and body have completely exposed you.

I nodded to Ben Chugui: "You are right."

Seeing that I agreed with her explanation, Ben Chugui breathed a sigh of relief.

"Right, girls love gossip anyway, and seeing that Hikigaya-sensei has so many female friends today, I can't help but think about that."

"Let me make it clear first. Those people and I are just friends, teachers and students, and colleagues. I have never thought about other things." I said unhappily. Some things must be clarified. Otherwise, if Ben Chugui uses these things as a handle against me, it will be really difficult to deal with him.

Before, Ben Chugui used the principal's pressure to make me participate in the Christmas joint activities for no reason. If Ben Chugui comes up with some earth-shattering love story again, I think I will definitely be tied to her tightly before she graduates.

"Of course I know, Mr. Hikigaya, you don't have to be so nervous. Before, I had roughly guessed your relationship from your performance. I know it very well, and I am very confident in observing people's words and expressions."

"If you knew that, you shouldn't have asked such a stupid question just now!"

"That's of course just in case. It's better to confirm it." Ben Chugui stuck out her tongue.

"Thank you so much for your attentiveness and suspicion!"

"Of course. Important things should be carefully checked."

Important things? Why do things that I think are unimportant become so important to Ben Chugui? Is she trying to ask the Master about my weaknesses?

"So, Mr. Hikigaya, have you really never been in love before?" Motohatsu Kei looked at me again.

Well, Hiratsuka-sensei and Yuigahama both asked me the same question before. I gave two completely different answers to different people. In this situation, what answer should I give?

Anyway, I should test her first. After all, I still don't know why Ben Chugui asked me this question. Fighting when the situation is not very clear is very disadvantageous. At least, I have to find out the answer Ben Chugui wants first, and then see what she wants to do.

Thinking of this, I cleared my throat and tried to look at Ben Chugui with a calm expression.

"Before, I did have a girl who I got along very well with..." I said while observing Ben Chugui's reaction. I could see that Ben Chugui's eyes became more and more bright, and she looked very focused, as if she was listening to something very important.

"We have a good relationship, but..." When I said but, Ben Chugui's body trembled noticeably.

It seems that the answer that Ben Chugui wants me to answer is that I have been in love before. In this case, I will do the opposite and see what Ben Chugui really wants to do.

"But I don't have any feelings for her, and I've never thought about developing a romantic relationship with her." I said coldly, and then I stood there observing Ben Chugui's reaction when she heard what I said with ulterior motives.

After listening to what I said, Ben Chugui seemed to be greatly shocked. She looked at me in disbelief, as if I had said something earth-shattering like the earth is not round.

"Hi, Hikigaya-sensei, t-is this true?" She was so shocked that her speech became intermittent.

"of course it's true."

"You're lying!" As soon as I finished speaking, Ben Chugui suddenly put her face close to me. She looked at me angrily, as if I was her most irreconcilable enemy.

"That's impossible, Mr. Hikigaya, you are absolutely lying." Her voice was so loud that I could clearly feel her anger.

Such an inappropriate behavior? This actually caught me off guard. Is it such an important matter? Why did Ben Chugui react so strongly?

In connection with the previous conversation, which was about my love life, if we assume that Ben Chugui's purpose in asking me if I was single at the beginning was to cover up the questions she wanted to ask me later, then it is obvious that what Ben Chugui really cares about is my past relationship status.

My past relationship situation? If I continue to associate it, then everything points to one person.

Thousand Nights of Sakura!

Thinking back carefully, both Motoki and Chiyakura have the same mixed-race golden hair color. Although golden hair is the mainstream hair color among mixed-race people, naturally curly hair is rare. The hair of Motoki and Chiyakura is naturally curly, not artificially permed, so...

So, what is the relationship between Benchugui and Qianyeying? Why does Benchugui care so much about my emotional problems?

No, there is still too much missing information, and we need to continue to obtain intelligence from Benchugui.

"Ben Chugui..." I was about to speak when the curtains between the beds were suddenly pulled open.

The loud noise attracted my attention. I looked over there and found Qian Liugui looking at us angrily.

"It's so noisy, can't I sleep?" Maybe because he just woke up, his hair was messy and he shouted loudly, which made people feel that he was not majestic at all. But Ben Chugui seemed to be shocked by something incredible and froze in his place.

"You are a student, right? If you have nothing to do, please leave the infirmary immediately and do not disturb the sick teacher's rest."

Qianliu said this and rudely pushed Benchugui out of the health room.

"Hey, wait." I wanted to say something, but Qianliu didn't wait for me to finish and went out of the health room with Benchugui.

I was so stunned that I didn't realize that Qianliu didn't wake up during our dinner party. Why did he suddenly wake up when Benchugui and I were talking?

"You are too impatient!" After pulling Ben Chugui out of the health room, Qian Liugui took Ben Chugui to a place where there was no one.

"I didn't do anything wrong!" Ben Chugui looked at Qianliu stubbornly.

"You still don't admit it. Didn't you notice that Hikigaya Hachiman's subsequent conversations with you were just trying to trick you into believing something?" Qianliu let go of Motochugui's hand and looked at him sternly.

"Eh." Ben Chugui was obviously unwilling to believe this fact.

"He has been trying to get you to tell him something. The obvious change of words was to get you to know what you want to know. If you continue to talk, our plan will be exposed, and we won't achieve our goal."

Qianliu spoke calmly and then took a deep breath.

"Hikigaya Hachiman is indeed difficult to deal with. You must be more careful from now on and don't lose your composure like you did just now. I will also try my best to assist you in the future."

"I understand." After a long time, Ben Chugui responded softly.

"I will be more careful next time, brother!" Ben Chugui's voice was low, as if trying to blend into the gradually darkening corridor.

"Ah, what a hassle! Why is the deadline suddenly moved forward?"

My name is Hikigaya Hachiman, male, occupation, teacher. Currently, I am wailing in the health room while typing away on my laptop. The reason is that the deadline for the stage play has suddenly been brought forward...

Chapter 140 Hikigaya Hachiman is forced to work

Yes, just when I lay down on the bed and was about to have a good rest, Ben Chugui called me and said that the script of the stage play suddenly needed to be rushed and had to be submitted before tomorrow.

"What a joke, the date is suddenly moved forward, is your real body the editor-in-chief who has never grown up in ten thousand years?"