Hikigaya Hachiman is still in the dark

From this point of view, I feel that Yukinoshita's agreement is not so crazy, because before, I got up early because I had to make breakfast. Now, I basically don't have to be responsible for the preparation of food, so getting up later is actually quite good!

Is there still half an hour before I can leave? There is nothing to do, so I'd better look at the lesson plan. Although I have prepared well before, if something goes wrong during the class, then the image I have established among the students will be ruined.

After all, it's work, there's nothing wrong with being a little more serious... It seems that without me realizing it, my life path has gone astray. Before, I was always thinking about being a househusband or something.

Goals must also have conditions for being achieved. I still haven't met any wealthy woman who is lonely and would fall in love with me. This is really a big regret in my life... However, on the other hand, my eyes turned to the gloves given to me by Mr. Fujiwa, which were quietly placed on the table, and I couldn't help but smile.

“This job isn’t bad either…”

Thinking of this, I shook my head to make my brain clearer and continued looking at the lesson plan.

About half an hour later, I thought it was time to get up, so I pushed the door and went to the bathroom to wash my face and get ready for work.

Yuigahama and Yukinoshita should have gotten up early, so there was no one in the bathroom at the moment. However, the cosmetics that were placed a little untidy revealed that someone had just been putting on makeup here.

It’s such a hassle. It’s so hard to find the facial cleanser you want among so many cosmetics.

After I washed my face and got ready, I came to the living room. Today was different from usual. It was not Yukinoshita who was sitting quietly, but Yuigahama. In the morning, Yukinoshita was used to reading the latest newspaper of the day while waiting for breakfast, but it was obvious that Yuigahama did not have such a habit. She just propped her chin with her hand on the dining table and looked around the living room.

"Good morning, Xiaoqi."

"Good morning."

Having said this, I went to my seat, took out a newspaper and started reading.

"It's boring to read the newspaper so early in the morning."

"You're just bored, right?" I raised my head slightly and looked at Yuigahama over the newspaper. I simply greeted her without talking to her. Maybe this made her feel bored. At this moment, Yuigahama was shaking her head restlessly.

"Xiao Qi, what do you think Xiao Xueno will do?"

"At least there's no danger to life."

“What kind of standard is that…” Yuigahama hadn’t finished her words when she instantly understood what I meant. She shouted, “What do you mean, Xiaoqi? My cooking skills have improved to such an extent, why do you still mention my previous situation!”

Although her reaction was a little slow, she still understood the deeper meaning of my words. It seems that Yuigahama's growth is not just in the part that shouldn't grow anymore.

"Even so, I was often on the brink of life and death before. It would be very difficult to completely forget it all of a sudden..." I pretended to be distressed and looked at Yuigahama.

"That's true. The previous dishes were indeed often ..." Yuigahama was seriously distressed as I expected, but after seeing me laughing, she said angrily: "I was fooled by Xiaoqi again! Xiaoqi, when did you become so bad!"

"Well! You see, because of this, I feel much better this morning!"

"But I can't be happy at all!"

He becomes so serious in unexpected situations. It seems that this idiot is not as easy to fool as before.

"My head hurts a bit." Thinking about the solution in my mind, I quickly chose the simplest one - pretending to be sick. I did faint yesterday, so from this point of view, this method is definitely feasible!

In order to pretend to be more presentable, I rubbed my forehead with my hands and made a painful expression. It should look like it was real and very painful.

Seeing that I had a headache, Yuigahama was fooled. She quickly stood up and asked me anxiously: "Are you still feeling uncomfortable, Xiaoqi? Is it because you haven't fully recovered from yesterday's fainting? I told you not to force yourself. Really, Xiaoqi!"

As Yuigahama spoke, she ran to the refrigerator next to her and took out milk. She poured me a cup and handed it to me.

"Xiao Qi, try drinking some, maybe you'll feel better."

I feel like the situation is getting out of control. Originally, I just wanted to find a way to cover up the fact that I fooled Yuigahama, but why do I feel like I'm in an even worse situation now?

Yuigahama was completely indifferent to my complex mental activities. She sat beside me and looked at me worriedly. Maybe because she had just woken up, Yuigahama had not changed into formal clothes yet and was still wearing her dog's pajamas. Because we were very close, I could clearly smell the perfume Yuigahama had sprayed in the morning. It was really terrible!

"Xiaoqi, try drinking it quickly, you should feel better." Yuigahama said, and moved closer. This is so scary, please be more careful and don't be so defenseless!

There was really no other option but to continue acting, so I pretended to be weak and took a sip of milk.

"It's okay, Yuigahama." My voice was floating, just like a person who was terminally ill.

At times like this, I felt that I really had a talent for acting, and it was a pity that I couldn't win the Golden Horse Award for RB.

"Are you okay, Xiaoqi? You don't sound well." Yuigahama became even more worried when she saw my performance, and she carefully placed me on her knees.

Wait, why did the lap pillow incident happen out of nowhere? Also, Yuigahama, are you taking care of me like a normal child? Please react quickly, I'm about the same age as you! Don't act like a child!

This is terrible, this is terrible, this is terrible! Why did it become like this? The scent of Yuigahama completely filled my brain, and from the current angle, although it is very good, it is very bad!

"Is it because you didn't sleep well that you have a fever again?" Yuigahama said, reaching out to touch my forehead to check my temperature.

There is no necessary connection between poor sleep and fever, right? You, it's time to realize that you are an idiot!

"I don't have a fever! Is it because I haven't had enough rest recently?" Yuigahama thought worriedly.

Now is not the time to think about these things, please react quickly to the current situation! I can fully smell the smell of your perfume, and the feeling of your head against my thigh. It is indeed a very scary feeling, no wonder, in light novels and comics, knee pillows become such a special and ambiguous event!

Now is not the time to dwell on these thoughts! How can I get out of this situation? Oh, if there is anyone who can save me, it is Yukinoshita! As long as Yukinoshita finishes making breakfast and sees the current situation, she will definitely stop Yuigahama! Well, Yukinoshita, please make breakfast quickly and come to save me!

I was so anxious that beads of sweat began to appear on my head. Maybe it was because of the sweating. Yuigahama's eyes became more worried.

"You're sweating. As expected, Xiaoqi's health seems to have gotten worse. It seems that it's because you didn't get enough rest before. I've told you, Xiaoqi, you have to take care of your body and don't always force yourself!" Yuigahama said half complaining and half worriedly.

"Really?" Although she kept complaining, Yuigahama kept stroking my head gently. Please don't position yourself as being so similar to your mother, so please quickly understand this ambiguous situation!

"Yukino, you're here! Come and take a look. It seems that Xiaoqi hasn't fully recovered yet." Because my vision was completely blocked by someone, Yuigahama was the first to notice Yukinoshita's late arrival.

Great, Yukinoshita! If you come, just criticize Yuigahama like usual, and then ask me if I can still work. I will definitely say that I can still work hard!

"Really?" Yukinoshita's worried voice was also heard, and then the sound of "patter patter" footsteps was heard in the living room.

"Is there really a problem? Are you not pretending to be sick because you don't want to work?"

I saw the truth as soon as I arrived. Yukinoshita, come on, pull me down quickly and resolve this embarrassing situation!

"No, my head is very hot and my face is red. I was sweating just now."

Yuigahama, you must have misunderstood something! The blushing and burning sensation are not what they seem, they are due to the awkward posture. Also, the sweat is not what you think, it is just due to my eagerness...

After listening to Yuigahama's words, Yukinoshita also reached out and touched my forehead. After confirming the temperature, she also shook her head.

"The temperature is indeed very abnormal. It seems that he is not faking illness."

Don't you want to think about it again? Don't you want to think about it again? Yukinoshita, please believe in your initial judgment! I am really pretending to be sick.

Although I desperately wanted to let them both know that I was really faking illness, I would definitely die if I took the initiative to say it now!

"I had no choice but to call Hiratsuka-sensei and talk to him."

Just like that, it's completely off track?

Chapter 150 Hikigaya and Yukinoshita Occasionally

Gentlemen, I wonder if you have ever had the experience of just wanting to make a little joke, but the situation turned out to be out of your control.

For example, you just wanted to tease a female classmate and jokingly said that you liked her. But you expected to be rejected or she didn't look embarrassed. Instead, the girl just blushed and agreed.

The plot is just so weird, it was definitely written by an author who has watched too many romantic comedies!

However, the embarrassing thing is that I, Hikigaya Hachiman, even after I became an adult and started working, still caused unexpected situations because of my momentary playfulness.

Yes, just because I wanted to play a trick on Yuigahama, the situation inexplicably turned out to be that I was not fully recovered from my illness, but I insisted on going to work. Such an idiotic behavior? Then they naturally stopped me, so I was forced to stay at home to recuperate...

Apparently, there is more than one author who enjoys watching romantic comedies.

To sum up, I, Hikigaya Hachiman, sacrificed my own time due to my momentary desire to play and was forced to lie on the bed.

It sounds good, after all, for office workers, not having to work is really a pie in the sky. But this morning I just looked over the lesson plan for today's class again, and suddenly I was told that I didn't have to go to class. Doesn't it make my unnecessary behavior this morning seem very stupid?

"Yes, that's right. As for Hikigaya, his body hasn't fully recovered yet, so he probably won't be able to go to work today. So, if possible, could you please ask for a day off for Hikigaya?"

"I see. There should be a free teacher today. I can just find someone to substitute for Hikigaya. By the way, Yukinoshita, remember to tell Hikigaya that he owes me a favor. In the future, you must ask him to treat me to a meal."

After hanging up the phone, Yukinoshita put the phone on the table next to her and looked at me.

"That's about it."

"Why do you need to turn on the speakerphone on your phone?"

"I feel like Mr. Hiratsuka might make some strange requests, so it's better for you to hear them."

I still care so much about strange things. There should be a limit to attention to details and perfectionism! Also, you are actually afraid that I will not pay the price that Mr. Hiratsuka said, and then Mr. Hiratsuka wants you to bear it, right?

"It's nothing important, that's the general situation. Mr. Hiratsuka should be able to arrange a replacement for you, so just don't worry."

"OK, all right."

Although I was very reluctant, I still had to pretend to be happy, because the setting was that I was still sick, and I had to show my weak side. The audience would not understand how difficult it was to maintain such a delicate balance. As expected, the world owed me an Oscar!

"Xiaoqi, how was your rest? The porridge I made specially for you is ready." Yuigahama knocked on the door gently and walked in, holding a plate with steaming porridge on it.

Let me tell you about the current situation. After Yukinoshita confirmed that I was sick, Yuigahama and Yukinoshita helped me back to my room and let me lie on the bed to rest.

Originally, Yukinoshita made something that was hard to digest and was for healthy people. After re-weighing the pros and cons, Yukinoshita asked Yuigahama to cook another bowl of porridge for my breakfast, while she was busy contacting Mr. Hiratsuka to explain my situation and to turn down some people who were ready to meet and talk about Yuigahama's entrepreneurship. At this time, Yukinoshita's phone rang again.

"I'm really sorry. I wanted to continue talking to you about the decoration today. But I'm really sorry. One of my friends suddenly fell ill, so I had to stay by his side to take care of him. I'm really sorry. Okay, if you don't mind, I'll thank you later."

"Is it okay, Yukino-chan?"

"Yeah, no problem. We've already made an appointment to talk later."

"Then there's no problem."

"I don't think you need to stay here just for me. It doesn't matter if you go. I can stay at home and recover by myself." I said as I watched Yukinoshita and Yuigahama like this. After all, it was because of my pretending to be sick that a series of things happened afterwards. I really don't want to trouble Yuigahama and Yukinoshita anymore.

"Xiaoqi is like this again." Yuigahama picked up the bowl that she had put down because of the phone call just now, and stirred the porridge carefully: "You agreed to have a good rest. My flower shop is just about to open, and it's not very busy. It's my duty to make time to take care of Xiaoqi." Yuigahama said, putting the stirred porridge on the table next to her, and she moved her chair and got closer to me.

"Come on, Xiaoqi, ah!" Yuigahama picked up the porridge again, scooped a little porridge with a spoon, and then she handed the spoon to my mouth.

I'm telling you, you really don't understand your position, right? You are not a young mother right now! Please clarify your position for me quickly!

"Yuigahama, do you have to go this far?" Yukinoshita said dissatisfiedly, "I think Hikigaya should be able to eat alone."

What you said is indeed right. I am also capable of continuing my work today.

"You don't understand this, Yukino?" Yuigahama showed a smug look, as if she had been waiting for this moment. "When I was chatting with Kotamazaka before, I asked about Xiaoqi's physical condition. Kotamazaka said that Xiaoqi couldn't even eat by himself and needed someone to feed him. If Xiaoqi hasn't fully recovered from his illness, it's better for me to feed Xiaoqi myself for safety reasons."

"Is that so?" Yukinoshita looked at Yuigahama in disbelief: "When did you become so attentive?"

"Really, that's too much! Yukino!" Yuigahama's voice was trembling a little. As expected, she was still a little shaken.

"Let's not talk about these for now."

Is it really okay to change the subject so abruptly?

"Hikigaya, were you fed by someone when you had lunch yesterday? Why did you eat alone when we were here?" Yukinoshita's eyes narrowed into crescent shapes.

Good, that's scary. Don't go into dark mode so suddenly!

"Well, I was just forced by them before, I didn't ask for such a thing at all! And after that, as soon as my strength recovered, I ate alone, and there was nothing else!" Due to nervousness, I straightened my back against the head of the bed.

"Why are you so nervous? I'm just asking." Yukinoshita deliberately pretended to be relaxed.

Yes, you just ask. And if the answer you get is not what you want, then the problem cannot be solved by just asking.

"Xiaoqi, let's talk about these issues later. Now, eat your breakfast first." Without continuing the topic, Yuigahama continued to put the spoon to my mouth while speaking.

There is no point in refusing further, and this is almost the same as feeding...

I opened my mouth, and Yuigahama gently put the spoon into my mouth. The porridge she made was lean meat porridge, perhaps because she was worried that I had not been getting enough nutrition recently.

The porridge tastes very good, and the fresh taste makes people feel very comfortable. It is perfect for breakfast and sick meals! In addition, when Yuigahama handed it to me, it was cooled down, so the taste is also very suitable. This person has not forgotten that I am a cat tongue? It has been almost four or five years.

"How does it taste, Xiaoqi?" Yuigahama took back the spoon and asked me with a smile.

"not bad……"

"It's like this again. Xiaoqi is so dishonest." Yuigahama shook the spoon in her hand meaninglessly.

He actually got carried away! It's just a Yuigahama!

Ignoring my gaze, Yuigahama continued to feed me, occasionally making strange noises like "ah", "open your mouth", and "hmm" that could be misunderstood.

Compared to the happy Yuigahama, Yukinoshita seemed a little different. She looked at me with a very strange look, and what was even stranger was that after noticing my gaze, Yukinoshita looked away as if she was avoiding something.

What does that mean? What is Yukinoshita planning to do?

"Well, that's almost it." Yuigahama suddenly stopped what she was doing. That's great, Yuigahama, are you finally able to correctly understand your position and current situation?

"Xukino, come and take my job and feed Xiaoqi." Yuigahama put down the bowl and waved to Yukinoshita.

It's my problem to have expectations of you, but please don't make the situation worse! Yukinoshita feeding me or something, just thinking about it makes me feel terrified!

"Me? I don't want to! Absolutely not!"

As expected, I refused. Well, that was the right thing to do!

"But my hands are so tired from holding the bowl, Yukino, can you come and help me?" Yuigahama said, and then he stood up and stuck close to Yukinoshita, speaking in his usual coquettish tone.

"Even if you say so." Yukinoshita supported her chin with her hands in embarrassment.