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Oh shit!

Is the mark of the Samadhi True Fire so colorful?

After Shen Lian complained in his heart, he was about to carry the alchemy furnace away, but after thinking about it, he put the furnace down again and even restored the chains.

A woman's heart is as mysterious as a needle in the sea, let alone a female monster. Who knows what this female monster is thinking?

After all, it is the alchemy furnace used by the big boss. What if this woman finds something out of it?

Therefore, Shen Lian cannot take the alchemy furnace away. He should bring the snake demon here and let the snake demon see it for himself.

By the way, this stone slab must also be used.

The original inheritance in the stone slab is gone, but you can still write something else, such as the art of sex.

After what happened last night, Shen Lian discovered that the snake demon was coveting his tiger whip, so he decided to let the snake demon deliver the fire bag himself.

"Then leave me a secret of the art of sex!"

Shen Lian thought about it and realized that the only thing that could indirectly allow the snake demon to seduce him, or even have sex with him, was his magic trick, which was called "demon-subduing magic" but was actually a magic trick used in the room.

I won't leave much, just one posture on each stone slab. I have so much knowledge, it doesn't matter if I leave nine.

Just as Shen Lian was using his mental power to engrave a magic spell on the stone slab, he was surprised to find that the stone slab could actually absorb his mental power. Then another white light fell into his mind, and finally the stone slab shattered again.

Huh?

This stone slab can be teleported by something? Even the magic tricks have been transmitted in.

Ah this... Pillow Hao play~

Shen Lian put the stone slab into his pocket and then quickly floated up. It was already late, so he had to plan carefully regarding the stone slab!

Chapter 33 Madam, you are drunk!

The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility.

The greater the responsibility, the more mistakes.

The more mistakes you make, the less capable you are.

So the greater the ability, the smaller the capacity.

Shen Lian is very clear about his own strength. Even though his props are very powerful, they are actually useless.

After traveling to this world, there is no main task like the previous two worlds, so Shen Lian has been thinking about slacking off.

The main reason is that I'm not sure about fighting monsters.

The snake monster and the scorpion monster, both monsters have lived for more than ten thousand years. Even though the Calabash Brothers are so powerful, it took the combined efforts of the seven Calabash Brothers to shock the monsters to death. The green snake monster that came later even required the seven Calabash Brothers to combine into a little King Kong.

It is true that this world has no immortals or Buddhas, and it is a book world, where props are stronger than spells, but this conclusion is just Shen Lian's guess. He has never really fought with monsters, so how can he know that this prop can have an effect on monsters? Not to mention that the snake demon also has a jade ruyi that is almost omnipotent.

Therefore, Shen Lian, who has very little ability, chooses to bear the heavy burden and become the personal bodyguard of the snake demon, just to find Yu Ruyi, then uphold justice and eliminate the monster.

Of course, the task of destroying the monsters must be done by Calabash Brothers, so it would be better for Shen Lian to assist from the side.

Now is the good time for him to make an effort as an auxiliary. As long as he gets the Jade Ruyi, all seven gourd brothers will be born. By then, there will be no snake demon and no magic weapon. The seven gourd brothers will unite as one and it will be easy to destroy the monster.

Returning to the demon cave, Shen Lian smelled a faint smell of alcohol and blood. At the entrance of the cave, several toad spirits and bat demons were standing guard, looking drunk.

It was obvious that these monsters had drunk a lot of alcohol.

"What are you doing? Is this how you stand guard?"

Shen Lian's tiger power was released, and several little monsters were frightened and stood up straight immediately.

"Report to General Hu, we...hiccup~~~, it is the wine that the king asked us to drink."

A red-skinned toad was using a fork to support itself, trying its best to keep its balance and not fall over.

Shen Lian raised his eyebrows and asked, "Your Majesty? Your Majesty agrees that you can drink. Does your Madam agree?"

On the surface, the Scorpion Demon is the most respected one in the Demon Cave. But in fact, those who know all know that the Snake Demon is in charge of everything in the Demon Cave. The same applies to drinking. The opinion of the Snake Demon must be asked.

"Report to the general, this matter...this matter has been agreed by the lady."

A bat demon could hardly speak straight, but he still gave a general idea of ​​what happened.

Simply put, the demon cave captured three more gourd brothers, namely the orange gourd brother, the green gourd brother and the blue gourd brother. What's more amazing is that these three gourd brothers came to the door on their own.

The orange gourd boy had no ability and was captured by Deputy General Centipede, taken to the cave and locked up with the old man.

The remaining two gourd brothers fell into the snake demon's trap and spells.

The snake demon tricked the two children into becoming lame by arguing with them about drinking. The water and fire kid got drunk and was captured by the snake demon.

Gan!

Aren't you asking them to wait?

Are they really just giving away their heads one by one?

When Shen Lian thought about the three little guys who were disobedient and deliberately gave themselves up to death, he became furious. He slapped the Toad Mirror and the Bat Monster in front of him a few times, making them spin in circles and turn around.

"Still drinking? Not all of the Calabash Brothers are captured. Wait until they catch all of you useless people at once, and then we'll see if you still want to drink. Stand guard!"

Shen Lian attacked from both sides and beat the little monsters till they were lying on the ground. Only then did he feel relieved.

"Yes!"

Several little monsters whose faces were swollen from being beaten suddenly sobered up and stood where they were.

It was not until Shen Lian entered the demon cave that these little monsters felt relieved. The toad spirit who was slapped first even spat out blood.

"Bah, what the hell, standing guard? What the hell?"

The bat demon who had his teeth knocked out was also full of resentment: "This tiger demon, a tiger pretending to be powerful, relies on the madam's favor to bully us little demons. He is also a personal guard, but I don't know where he goes all day. Is he considered a personal guard? Madam is really blind."

A green-skinned toad said, "You'd better stop talking. General Tiger is narrow-minded. If he hears you saying bad things about him, it won't just be a few slaps."

The blood-spitting toad said, "What are you afraid of? It's just a bigger cat. Come and have a drink. This is the fine wine I brought from the king."

The Toad Spirit took out a bottle of wine from behind his back like a magic trick and shared it with several colleagues on guard. Soon the entrance to the demon cave was filled with the smell of wine.

When a few little demons were drunk, a ball of starlight passed by the entrance, and faint laughter from children could be heard.

……

In the hall, the Scorpion Demon was already drunk. He hugged a few toads and called them beauties. He kissed and hugged them and called those toads his "darlings".

It was disgusting to watch the big tongue licking the bumps of the toad spirit's offspring while drinking. Especially the few toad spirits were under pressure from the scorpion spirit and could only try to please him and endure the disgusting licking of the scorpion spirit.

Yue!

Even more disgusting!

This guy is not drunk at all, he is clearly poisoned by a toad and is high!

The Five Poisonous Creatures were having a party, but the snake demon, one of the leaders, was not there. He grabbed a poisonous snake and after asking, Shen Lian came to the snake demon's training room.

Bang bang bang!

"Ma'am, I have something important to discuss with you!"

Although he didn't know how these stupid Calabash Brothers were caught, Shen Lian's plan was disrupted.

Helplessly, he could only think of a way to divert the attention of the snake demon and the others, and take the opportunity to release the Calabash Brothers tomorrow.

Don't blame Shen Lian for being heartless. They were just getting what they wanted from each other. It was a chance encounter and a fleeting romance. There was no distance between them, so it couldn't be said that they were affectionate or heartless.

There was a noise, and the stone door opened a crack. A thick scaly snake tail stretched out from the crack in the stone door, grabbed Shen Lian's neck, and pulled him in.

Plop! Shen Lian fell into the blood pool, stirring up a large amount of blood-red waves.

Have you finally decided to suck my blood and turn me into a precious medicine?

Shen Lian subconsciously thought that the snake demon wanted to harm him, and was about to release the Samadhi True Fire, but unexpectedly a pair of arms hugged him.

"General Tiger, hiccup~, did you know that Calabash Brothers came to the door again today, hiccup~"

The snake demon was wrapped around Shen Lian's tiger body, with its upper body sitting on Shen Lian's shoulder, its hands hugging the tiger's head, its face flushed, burping, the smell of alcohol mixed with blood, looking beautiful and charming.

"Madam, you are drunk. Where is the jade ruyi? Don't lose it."

Shen Lian 'kindly' reminded the snake demon, trying to find out Yu Ruyi's location.

The password for Yu Ruyi is still the same, but no one knows Yu Ruyi's location. A new location is revealed every day. Except for the snake demon and the scorpion demon who know it, the other little demons have never even seen it.

"Hehe, hiccup, I'm not drunk. Look, isn't this my jade ruyi?"

The snake's tail stretched out and came under the jade bed, and the snake spirit took out the jade ruyi from the drawer under the jade bed.

Holding Yu Ruyi in his hand, the snake demon kissed Yu Ruyi and said, "It's all thanks to my baby that we caught those kids. It's a pity that these kids are so cute, why is there no one willing to recognize me as their mother? With their magical powers, combined with our magic, we are enough to be the king of this world..."

"Ma'am, you are drunk!"

When Shen Lian saw Yu Ruyi right in front of him, his heart was burning with excitement. As he spoke, he reached out to grab Yu Ruyi.

He could see that the snake demon was already drunk and probably had no consciousness afterward. He took the jade ruyi and ran away, and the snake demon probably didn't even know about it.

"No, I'm not drunk! You want to take my baby? No way!"

The snake demon flipped his wrist, and the jade ruyi in his hand easily dodged Shen Lian's tiger claws.

Puff!

Just when Shen Lian realized that the snake had dodged him and was about to catch it again, he found something soft in his claws. After pinching it a few times, he found that it was plump and round and made a sound.

"嘤~~~"

Oh my god, I’ve pinched the snake!

Shen Lian hurriedly withdrew his claws, but no matter how fast he was, there was someone faster than him.

A pair of delicate hands grasped his wrist, and a pretty face with rosy redness from drunkenness breathed sweetly towards him.

The snake demon whispered in his ear: "I knew it, General Tiger, you have bad intentions!"

Oh no, this woman found out!

Shen Lian's heart was filled with alarm, and he was about to teleport away, but suddenly he felt something tight below him, and the snake's tail wrapped around his penis.

Ok?

Before Shen Lian could react, the snake demon turned over and fell into a 69 position. Its right arm wrapped around the tiger's waist, its left hand grasped the tiger's base, its tongue wrapped around the tip, and it opened its mouth to swallow it all in one gulp.

hiss!

It’s so cool and comfortable!!!

Shen Lian subconsciously stretched out his tiger claws and hugged the snake demon's head tightly. He swung his tiger waist back and forth, thrusting back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth...

Puff puff!

As the waist felt numb, a hint of white appeared in the blood pool, and there was a beautiful snake that was choked and coughed, but was unwilling to let go.

Now that things have come to this, what else is there to say?

The man and the woman are in love, so let’s fire!

……

Perhaps it was because he had entered sage mode, or perhaps it was because his imagination had run wild, Shen Lian suddenly came up with an idea.

An idea to reasonably occupy the jade ruyi!

This idea can be used with the stone tablet obtained today...

Chapter 34 Since you want to pursue excitement, then go all the way!

Lao Liu is going crazy!

The second, fourth and fifth brothers were captured, so he, as the younger brother, had to rush to rescue them. Now there are only grandfather, pangolin and the youngest brother left in the family. The seventh brother has not been born yet, so the magic gourd cannot be used.

As for Brother Shen Lian, who according to the second brother had great supernatural powers, now not even a shadow of him can be seen.

"Big brother, second brother, third brother... where are you all?"

The sixth invisible kid shuttled through the demon cave, and when he turned into a star body, no obstacle could stop him.

……

A lot of things happened when Shen Lian was not in the demon cave.