In the world of anime, robbing women to help the poor

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The next day at school, Nobita arrived at the utility room of the auditorium as scheduled, and the new hot weapon of the Bad Gang, Shuji, had been waiting for a long time.

"Hey, Nobita, how are you? Did you get what you wanted these days? If not..."

Xiuji was about to go up and sell the medicine he bought, but he didn't expect Nobita's attitude to be completely different from what he had planned.

"Well, it's what I wanted. It's very smooth. Thank you, Xiu'er. If it weren't for you, we wouldn't have been able to take that step. I had a great time all day yesterday. Thank you, Xiu'er, you are worthy of being my childhood sweetheart!"

Nobita smiled, looking very grateful to Shuji.

But looking at Xiu Er, he had a look of great satisfaction on his face.

This plot is wrong!

How could a loser like Nobita possibly get on base?

If Nobita gets on base, what will happen to the Yellow Haired Brother and the others?

I promised to make Brother Huangmao happy, what should I do now?

Nobita has made it difficult for Shuuji to do anything.

However, as a professional pimp "waiter", Xiu Er still has some personal qualities.

Xiu Er laughed out loud, "That's great, Nobita, I hope you get what you want. By the way, I have a packet of aphrodisiac here. Do you want to give it to Auntie? It will make her even more excited. Just take it, and you can go back and enjoy her at this time tomorrow. I guarantee you will see a different mother. How about it? I'll give you this packet of powder if you want it."

"Thank you, Xiu'er." Nobita took the powder as a matter of course, and then as if he suddenly remembered something, he asked again, "By the way, Xiu'er, do you know if there is anyone in our school who is still single? A virgin!"

Xiuji: “???”

This guy wouldn't want to...

Chapter 70: Ten Days with Mom (Seventeen)

Nobita didn't expect that there were so few virgins in this small school?

Is it worthy of being an island country? The streets are full of adult stores and red-light districts, are they all for the pleasure of minors like you?

According to the list given by Shuji, Nobita found fifteen virgins from the junior high school.

But among these fifteen junior high school students, five are from Nantong. There is no space in the front and the back is almost becoming a toilet.

Among the remaining ten people, under the dual effect of Nobita's carrot and stick, two admitted that they secretly called their families at night, one said that he took the bus to go out, and among the remaining seven people, two paid to find old ladies on the street and spent 10,000 yen to bite them.

There are only five pure virgins left, just five!

After beating them with punches and kicks and carefully confirming that they were really virgins, Nobita stopped and took out eleven bottles of yellow liquid from the toilet.

He skipped classes in the afternoon and ran to the mall, where he bought a lot of large-flowing water guns. He poured the liquid into the ammunition depots of the water guns and headed straight for the shrine.

But before anyone could enter, they were blocked by the crowd outside the shrine.

I don’t know what happened to the shrine, which was previously deserted, but today people actually lined up to visit it.

A group of people were crowded in the small shrine, and the red paint on the torii gate was almost rubbed off.

The clairvoyant eye activates!

In the main hall behind the shrine, Inari was chanting sutras and praying. She was wearing a black monk's robe and a white cassock, and she looked like a high monk. She was beating the small wooden fish in her hand rhythmically. Next to her was Seto Anko, who was dressed as a shrine maiden, serving beside her and was responsible for guiding the believers.

Miko and monks, shrines and temples.

Things that have nothing in common actually appear in this small shrine.

"There are too many people. Try coming over at night."

Nobita put away the water gun and turned back to school.

……

In the evening, Nobita and Minako took a bath together and took an activity to improve the declining birthrate phenomenon.

Minako has completely surrendered to Nobita, so the question of whether to wear it or not is no longer important. Even if she does, there is no children's glasses like Nobita's at home.

Minako hugged Nobita's shoulders and couldn't help but let out a high-pitched cry: "Go... Go!"

Nobita also hugged Minako and thrust in and out quickly several times. Finally, his body stiffened and he held the barrier tightly, injecting it all in without wasting a drop of essence.

After finishing, Nobita carried Minako to the bathroom, and after taking a fragrant bath, today's battle was over.

Nobita, who fell asleep with his mouth calling for Niju, heard Minako's sweet and even heavy snoring. He got out of bed, changed his clothes, took the water gun hidden under the bed in the bedroom, and set off for the shrine, ready to meet the changed Inari.

Of course, there will not be as many people coming to worship at the shrine at night as there are during the day. Even the atmosphere in the shrine at this time is different from that during the day.

During the day, the shrine is filled with the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers, and is crowded with people, all rushing to pay their respects, as if this is some famous scenic spot or a popular check-in spot.

In contrast, the shrine at night has an eerie atmosphere and is dead silent. The trees that were green during the day have dried up and only branches remain at night. The Inari statue placed behind the money box has also turned into an image of Inari in a monk's robe. When passing by the statue, I always feel like someone is watching me from behind.

"You came?"

An evil wind blew, and the door of the Kagura house was blown open violently. Inari, wearing a black monk's robe and a white cassock, walked out of the house holding a Zen stick. Her pretty face was covered in blood, with a red mark at the corner of her mouth, and she exuded a fishy smell of blood.

The telekinesis swept across the Kagura House, where a half-eaten corpse with its eyes open was lying there, its internal organs scattered all over the floor, and blood splattered on the walls, staining them with a horrifying color.

call!

Not apricots!

Nobita was relieved when he saw that the dead person was not his Miko Hot Weapon.

Inari bowed and chanted the Buddha's name: "Amitabha, I wonder what brings you here so late at night?"

Without even thinking, Nobita replied, "Fuck you, I'll fuck you ungrateful bitch till you bleed soup!"

After a brief silence, Inari said, "The past is just a passing cloud, please let it go."

Nobita: "That's not what you said when I fucked you to the point of drooling."

Inari: "Don't go too far, benefactor. You should know that Buddhism has a furious Vajra!"

"I'm King Kong, your uncle!"

"Donor, you..."

"Shnima!"

"Amitabha, it seems that today will not end peacefully, donor, please help!"

"You bastard, I knew you weren't a decent monk, I'll fuck you till you're covered in white juice in no time!"

"..."

Inari said nothing, but just tapped her Zen stick, and the fascinating aura started from her and swept across the surroundings.

call!

Nobita felt his body being blown by a strong wind a second ago and couldn't help but take a step back. The next second he was pressed under the Five Finger Mountain and had difficulty breathing.

What a powerful bald donkey!

It was only when Nobita returned home yesterday that he realized something was wrong and understood that Inari might not be Inari anymore.

At first, Nobita thought it was the old-fashioned story of a god with a different plot. Before the unblocking, it was like, "Hubby, give me a kiss, hug and lift me up high." After the unblocking, it was like, "I am the goddess that you can never get in your lifetime." And so on.

Thinking about how his efforts turned into a betrayal, Nobita's anger grew.

Isn't it time for you to lick me and say you want to be with me?

As a result, when he returned home and checked the main task, Nobita discovered that he had touched the seal but the task was not completed.

[Mission: Liberate the harvest goddess Inari]

[Goal: Remove the seal of Inari in four places: school, shopping mall, residential building, and river]

[Requirements: None]

[Reward: God's Favor, Charming Eyes. ]

The mission is clearly written: to liberate the harvest goddess Inari.

The Inari that Nobita knows is a carnivorous girl who likes something a little bitchy, a sexy girl who blushes when her ears are bitten and gasps when her tail is stroked. Although he doesn't know what the relationship is between this kind of goddess and the harvest, but from the previous few contacts, Nobita is sure that Inari is a real harvest goddess.

So the question is, how did a lustful goddess who wished she could turn into an octopus and hang on Nobita all the time become an ascetic monk who says "Amitabha" with his mouth open and "donors" with his mouth closed?

Although there are many scumbags in this crappy school, the library's collection of books is relatively rich. From the local chronicles, Nobita found some information about Inari, or to be more precise, the legend of the six-tailed demon fox.

Considering that the task was not completed, there is only one truth!

The scheming frog keeps touching your belly!

"Master Hongde, how does it feel to be sealed in the jar for the past three hundred years? "

Nobita took out a water gun and pointed it at Inari. There was a faint smell of urine coming from the gun.

Inari, who was standing by, had his expression darken after his identity was exposed: "Do you want to give it a try, benefactor?"

Chapter 71: Ten Days with Mom (XVIII)

The story is rather old-fashioned. In a village that is protected by a fox god, a giant beast suddenly appears one day and starts harming people.

According to the survivors, he was attacked by a giant fox.

At first, people just thought that they were not filial enough to the gods in their daily lives, so they attracted the fox spirits.

But even if more food and wealth were offered, incidents of fox demons injuring and eating people still occurred from time to time.

One day, the child of the village chief disappeared. When he was found, only a skeleton was found. This made everyone outraged. Finally, under the leadership of the village chief, the statue of the fox god was overturned, and the six-tailed fox living in the statue appeared in the human world.

At this time, a monk appeared in the crowd. He had the ability to subdue dragons and tigers. He subdued the fox demon. Finally, he worked together with the villagers to skin and pull out the fox's tendons and then sealed them up.

In order to suppress the fox god, the monks even called on the villagers to make a statue of the fox god to suppress evil spirits with the broken statues.

But after the statue was made, the village, which had been prosperous before, suffered from disasters year after year. As a last resort, the villagers moved out of the village. Until decades later, after great changes, people came back to live around the statue again.

It evolved from a village into a city, and finally the city into a shrine, which remains the case today.

……

"Master Hongde, you really took great pains to achieve immortality."

This is where the story becomes clichéd: an old monk who wants to achieve immortality covets the power of the gods, and finally seals the gods himself, trying to take over the gods' bodies. Nobita has seen this plot countless times.

"I have spent my life curing illnesses and saving lives, and have done countless good deeds. Why can those high and mighty gods enjoy all the incense in the world, while I am sick and dying? I don't accept it. I just want to live. What's wrong with that?"

Inari, or Master Hongde, had an expression that gradually became ferocious, veins bulged on his forehead, and he looked as if he hated the heavens, the earth, and all living things.

Even the voice changed from that of an Inari-like girl to that of an old, decayed man, gloomy and eerie.

"That's right, it's okay to want to live." Nobita nodded in agreement.

"Huh?" Nobita's attitude confused Master Hongde.

"But you can't steal my hot weapons and cut ties with me. If you just pretend to be nice and continue to be my mother, I will pretend that this never happened. So, go to hell, bald donkey!"

Nobita pulled the trigger and the boy's urine in the water gun flew out.

The system dad's requirement for Nobita is to integrate into this world. It doesn't say how to integrate, but it's nothing more than playing the male lead and completing the story. So it really doesn't matter whether Nobita completes a task or not.

But he couldn't accept the betrayal of his own hot weapons!

It was you who hugged my penis and cried, and it was also you who deceived my feelings. Now you tell me that the one in my body is not you. Putting aside the reality, you are not at fault at all?

Sinai!

"How dare you, ignorant boy, challenge the gods? Wait for this god... ahhh! What's going on?"

The moment the boy's urine was sprayed on his body, Master Hongde's body seemed to be drenched in sulfuric acid, and black smoke kept coming out. The severe pain and burning sensation quickly engulfed his consciousness, and he rolled on the ground in pain.

"You bastard, I haven't even started to use my black dog blood yet, or else I'll make you call me daddy."

Nobita wanted to blow the barrel of the gun, but the smell of urine from the barrel stopped him from showing off.

When he discovered that the love fluid could remove the seal, Nobita asked Inari what the principle was. Inari explained it to Nobita while panting.

The general principle is that gods and righteous people are afraid of dirty things, and evil beings are afraid of things with strong yang energy.

In terms of filthiness, how many things can be as filthy as urine? In terms of the strength of Yang energy, is the Yang energy of boy's urine strong?

Unexpectedly, Nobita's boy's urine turned out to be very effective.

According to general supernatural works, this Kung Fu Nobita should have used his own boy's urine to cause harm to Master Hongde.

It's a pity that he already has four women, how could he still be a virgin?