"What on earth have you done to me, you despicable fellow?"
Hongde had never experienced such intense pain in all his years. Even the urine splashed on his body would reduce Inari's and his own magical powers.
"It's hard for me to explain to you what boy's urine is. After all, in your impression, things like salt and beans are props for exorcising ghosts."
Nobita used his telekinesis to hold up four water guns, all of which were aimed at Hongde.
"Old man, wake up!"
Biubiubiu!
The water gun fired shot after shot at Hongde.
The urine from a pure teenager who had not yet lost his virginity soaked the black-hearted Master Hongde and made him scream.
Master Hongde was really impressed by the sixth brother, Daxiong, who actually knew magic. Not a single drop of the boy's urine that was poured on him fell on the ground. All of it was caught and smeared on the wall layer by layer, like pasting it on the wall.
"Damn it, don't go too far!"
After being splashed with sulfuric acid-like boy's urine over and over again, Hongde finally remembered that he also knew magic.
"Om Mani Padme Hum!"
Hongde raised his foot and the golden Zen stick fell into his left hand. He raised his right hand in front of his chest and chanted the six-character mantra of Buddhism.
As the truth came out, black light emerged from Hongde's body, all the boy's urine was shaken away, and a strong smell of urine filled the area around the shrine.
The recoil force even shattered several water guns controlled by Nobita, and all the urine inside fell to the ground and was wasted.
Now, the only thing that can harm Hongde is the boy's urine in Nobita's water gun.
The problem was that after the continuous shooting just now, there was not much boy's urine left. Nobita took a quick look and found that there were only two sips of boy's urine in his bottle.
You can't let Hongde drink the boy's urine, right? Wait, drink?
"Those who are fighting against the enemy should all line up in front!"
Hongde raised his hand and pointed, and the monk's robe on his body was torn into pieces, revealing Inari's perfect figure. However, in the heart of this good figure, that is, between the two breasts, there was a black heart, beating slowly.
"disease!"
Hongde pointed his finger and countless red palm-sized paper figures flew out of the Kagura House. Those red paper figures turned into a red tide and stuck to Hongde. After a while, a huge five-meter-tall paper figure appeared in the center of the shrine.
"Little thing, today I will let you see what the Buddhist Vajra's wrath is!"
The giant paper man looks like a bald monk, with a naked upper body and only a pair of pants on the lower body.
Hongde raised his foot and stepped towards Nobita, ready to crush him into a pulp.
"Drive a Gundam? I can do that, too!"
The mental power in Nobita's body surged, instantly covering the shrine. The surrounding buildings broke away on their own, and the bricks, tiles, and beams all gathered towards Nobita.
After a while, a giant who was also five meters tall appeared in the shrine.
Nobita's Gundam is in the shape of a Terracotta Warrior. The hair on his head is that of the god Inari, and the facial features are replaced by different objects. The two eyes are replaced by the head of the stone Komainu at the door, and the mouth is replaced by a money box.
The arms are made of beams for bones, pebbles for flesh, and tiles for skin.
He wears a suit of fish-scale armor, with the scales made of shrine bluestone bricks.
The torii pillars used as two legs are covered with stone steps to make it as high as flesh and blood.
Nobita's Gundam looks pretty authentic overall.
boom!
The two giants collided violently.
One was made by a demon monk's magic, and the other was glued together by a young man's telekinesis.
It is still unknown who will win and who will lose!
Chapter 72: Ten Days with Mom (19)
A whole body of building materials, cement as bones and gravel as skin.
A paper man dressed in red, with divine power as blood and paper as body.
As soon as they came into contact, pieces of paper and bricks flew everywhere, and the chests of the two Gundams were both dented by each other.
Flutter, pieces of paper are flying.
There was a sound of dripping rain and gravel falling.
"How is it possible? How can you penetrate my magic weapon?"
The paper man's expression showed shock, surprise, and disbelief.
Those paper figures were made by me from the blood of people with Yin in their destiny. How could they be defeated by a mere clay doll? How could their defense be broken?
Nobita shook his fist, and laughter came out from the Gundam: "Are you stupid? My fist smells like urine!"
Nobita's Gundam fist is made of bluestone bricks mixed with soil and stone, and the little bit of boy's urine that fell to the ground just now was not wasted.
But the time that can break the opponent's defense will not last long, because Nobita feels that his hands are "drying" and his urine is about to dry up!
"Die, old bald donkey!"
Nobita controls the "Gundam" to jump into the air, merges his arms into a hammer shape, splits Mount Hua with one move, and falls vertically with a gust of wind.
The paper man raised his hands and crossed his arms to block, and the sledgehammer came down, sending paper scraps flying.
Compared to before, the power of Nobita's move has been reduced a lot.
Master Hongde, who was hiding inside the paper man, saw this and understood that Nobita was at the end of his strength. As long as he could hold on...
"You're done for, little devil! Prepare to die!"
Inside the paper figure, Hongde’s hands are in the outer lion seal and he is chanting mantras.
Outside the paper man, a pair of crimson wings suddenly spread out, and the paper wings flipped over, cutting through Nobita's "Gundam".
Swish!
The wings intertwined, but there was no sense of being cut.
It turned out that Nobita had controlled the Gundam to perform an Iron Bridge move in the air and avoided Hongde's Double Wing Slash.
At the same time, Nobita seized the opportunity and kicked the paper man's chest with both feet, but the paper man was kicked away as expected, and the scene of the two sides distanced themselves did not occur.
Nobita's legs kicked the paper man, and it actually made a sound of metal colliding.
"I told you, you have no chance to perform!"
The paper man brushed his chest in a casual manner, and the gravel on it was easily flicked off by him.
"Really? Then I'm really scared!"
After rolling over and landing on the ground, Nobita stood still and looked for an opportunity.
In just a second, Nobita Gundam pounced on the paper man, and the middle door opened, as if it had given up resistance.
The paper man did not miss this opportunity to kill with one blow. It slashed vertically with its wings, and Nobita's body was cut in half instantly.
Like a hot knife cutting through butter, the Paper Wings cut through Nobita's Gundam's body without feeling any resistance.
Rumble!
Nobita's Gundam body collapsed, and various building materials fell to the ground.
"Humph, I thought you'd die this time...why didn't you?"
When Nobita's Gundam was cut open, there was only a big hole in the middle and nothing else. As for Nobita's body, let alone a single hair.
How can it be?
That's possible!
The Gundam that was originally lying on the ground had its arms bent into a snake, and the snake's head was Gundam's bluestone brick fist.
The pair of fists became thinner and longer, and taking advantage of Hongde's unpreparedness, the two "giant pythons" drilled into the paper man's ribs and then drilled out from his chest, as if the paper man was nailed to the ground.
The power of boy's urine was revealed again. The paper man's body could resist ordinary buildings, but it had no way to deal with the boy's urine that Nobita took out.
The stone python was moving, and there seemed to be something inside the two big "snakes", swimming quickly. The paper man found that something was drilling into his body.
found it!
Nobita broke through the layers of paper figures and came to the center.
The naked Master Hongde was huddled inside.
"You little bastard...husband, save me! The boy's piss is in my mouth!"
Hongde's face was grim, and he was about to insult Nobita, but halfway through his words, the voice switched to Inari's.
Nobita's face lit up with joy, realizing that Inari could still be saved.
"Okay, open your mouth!"
Nobita took out the water gun magazine and activated it with telekinesis.
Unsheath!
Yellow water lines flew out of the magazine and went straight into the mouth of Hongde or Inari.
Bald Donkey Hongde also reacted quickly and shut his mouth in advance, not preparing to swallow the boy's urine.
But it is a human form after all, and its nostrils can also let in air!
Under Nobita's control, Shuixian performed a forked urine trick on the spot, pouring the urine directly into Inari's nostrils. By the time Hongde reacted and wanted to stop it, it was too late.
"Ahhh!"
The screams of the old bald donkey came from inside the paper man, and then the huge paper man collapsed on its own.
Nobita quickly escaped from the paper man's body. The old bald man lost control and the paper man's magic power was greatly reduced. The originally indestructible paper man was now just a piece of waste paper that would break with a single poke.
Nobita pulled away, the paper man collapsed quickly, red paper pieces scattered all over the sky, and the old guy's screams were heard everywhere.
Raising his hand to sweep away the scraps of paper in front of him, Nobita floated in the air, checking the situation below.
In the pile of papers, Hongde covered his throat and wailed continuously. His black hair turned blond and black, and his voice kept switching between an old man's and a young girl's.
"You damned beast, shut up!"
"Old bald donkey, get out of my body!"
"This is my hope for immortality, absolutely not!"
"Have your spring and autumn dreams!"
……
The voices of Hirotoku and Inari kept switching, as if one person was going crazy and talking to himself.
But Nobita, who was floating in the air, was very happy, because this meant that Inari was taking control of his body. The evidence was that of the six originally black tails behind Inari, one had already turned golden.
No, there are two now!
While Hongde and Inari were fighting for consciousness, thick black air was emanating from the left side of his body. As the black air dissipated, the golden color belonging to Inari was returning.
Palms, arms, tail, body, and finally hair.
At this time, Inari's body appeared in two colors, one gold and one black, which just meant that Inari had already reached a draw with Hirotoku's consciousness.
"Get out of my body, old man!"
Inari roared, and the left side of his body emitted a dazzling golden light, while the black color on the right side of his body quickly faded away until it was squeezed out of his body.
call!
A large amount of black gas emanated from the palm of Inari's right hand. The black gas quickly condensed and turned into a black six-tailed demon fox, emitting a strong evil aura.
Then the fox's body changed rapidly again, turning into a black fox girl with black hair, black pupils, and waist-length hair.
Apart from the color, its appearance and shape are no different from the Inari next to it.
“Hehehe…Hahahaha! Three hundred years, after three hundred years, I have finally returned to this filthy land. I have finally been reborn! Hahahaha…”
The black-haired Inari, also known as Hirotoku, covered his face and laughed wildly, with six huge black tails behind him spreading out like a peacock's tail, seductive and beautiful.
"Evil beast, little ghost, we will meet again in the mountains and rivers, see you again in the future!"
Hongde clasped his hands together, stepped into the air, and flew outside.
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