I was surrounded by the barrage and then traveled through time

Mai Sakurajima stepped hard on Trevor's foot again and turned to move on: "I'll find out myself."

[I envy Cui Gou for being stepped on by Sakurajima Mai]

[Why is Cui Gou obsessed with secrets]

[Because barrage is even more outrageous, it can connect with the audience outside the venue]

[If Mai Sakurajima really finds out, will Cui Gou throw a stasis grenade at her? ]

【Cui Gou has no secrets! 】

[I understand. Cui Gou is from the First Legion, the Second...]

[Warmaster, has lost his loyalty]

…………

The little episode just now did not affect the atmosphere between the two people. It was just a trivial matter. Sakurajima Mai was still very happy to know that Trevor knew the weaknesses of those monsters.

The survival rate has increased significantly.

She also specifically asked Trevor what the monster was called and what its weakness was.

"Then why didn't the loud sound of our gunfire indoors affect it?" Sakurajima Mai felt her ears hurt at the time.

"We are all fine. Even with the most acute hearing, we will not lose our fighting ability just because of the gunshots."

The Licker is not that fragile yet.

"The explosions of stun grenades, flashbangs and hand grenades should be enough to create noises that are too much for them to handle."

"So what did you do just now... Oh, I see. Is there anything that can protect against flash grenades?"

"I don't know if there are any special night vision goggles now."

Trevor couldn't guarantee it either, after all, there was a company like Umbrella here, and there were electromagnetic cannons in the base below.

Maybe you can feel it when you touch the corpse.

The two people walked a distance safely. In the meantime, Trevor and Mai Sakurajima dealt with some ordinary zombies. To put it in one sentence, "We have a smooth journey."

As they walked, the two found that all the zombies on the road had disappeared, and only the zombies with chopped off heads were left.

"There's a master." Trevor observed the cut and found that it was made by a sharp weapon. Even the cut on the spine was very smooth.

It is definitely an extraordinary weapon.

"Listen carefully, there is singing."

"Let's go over and take a look."

The two of them jogged along the way as the song came out. The more they listened, the more Trevor felt that the song was a little familiar.

Isn't this Star-Lord's happy song?

Chapter 15 He must be a fool.

"Hey (hey) What's the matter with your head? yeah"

"Hey (hey)What's the matter with your mind and your sign? "

"And-a ooh-ohh"

"Hey (hey)Nothin's a matter with your head, baby, find it. Come on and find it"

…………

【Just Star-Lord Happy Song】

【What idiot put this in Raccoon City? 】

[Star-Lord, that fool? ]

[Cui Gou, go check if War Machine is here]

[The firepower of the war machine is so strong that even the tyrant will kneel down]

…………

Trevor and Mai Sakurajima came to the intersection together. They could hear the singing clearly from here. Trevor first quietly leaned his head out a little, and after seeing the person singing, an elegant word came out of his mouth.

"What the fxxk?!"

【What the fxxk? ！】

【What the fxxk? ！】

【What the fxxk? ！】

【What the fxxk? ！】

【What the fxxk? ！】

…………

"What's wrong?" The surprised expression on Trevor's face aroused Mai Sakurajima's interest, and she stuck her head out as she spoke.

All I saw was a person dancing a retro and funny dance to the song, kicking his legs around, and even sliding for a while on the oil leaking from the car.

He also grabbed a zombie's head and sang to it.

The whole person looks like a huge sand sculpture living in the doomsday, out of tune with the surrounding environment.

Mai Sakurajima felt like a complete fool. What on earth was going on in this world?

She turned her head and looked into the eyes of the silent Trevor. After a long pause, she asked him a soul-searching question.

"So he is an idiot?"

What else could Trevor say but "yeah".

[He must be a fool, hahahahaha]

[So Sakurajima Mai is the war machine]

[Let Mai Sakurajima go over and knock him out]

[Trev's expression and tone are exactly the same as Nebula's]

[It would be nice if the picture could be zoomed in a little bit]

【Fuck, it’s really getting closer! 】

…………

At this moment, in the screen of the silly netizen, the camera is zooming in on the male dancer in tights who is singing and dancing. The closer the camera is, the more people can feel the silly aura of that person.

The aura of stupidity was about to fill up the entire screen and burst out of the display.

"Come and get your love~Come and get your love~" The idiot sang the chorus while spinning around, then he did a roundhouse kick and kicked the head of the zombie he had just used to sing to away.

The zombie's head flew far away, and Trevor and Mai Sakurajima watched it fly into an abandoned car at the intersection.

"World wave!"

Sha Diao jumped up with his arms clenched, and after landing, he suddenly spread them downwards, straightened his upper body and roared loudly.

"Siuuuuu!"

[Why is he so stupid when doing this action?]

[Will Ronaldo regret creating this move? 】

[C Ronaldo should ask Beckham if he wants to communicate with this idiot]

[I'm going to watch the original version to refresh my eyes]

…………

“La, la, la, la, la, la”

“La, la, la, la, la, la”

"La, la, la..." This time, Sha Diao was halfway through singing when he suddenly noticed the camera facing him, so he stopped, turned his face towards the camera and waved to the audience.

"Hi~ I'm a new friend. It seems that my participation in Resident Evil was the right decision."

"I finally don't have to be R-18 anymore."

"You must all be my fans."

"The damn production company obviously made so much money, but they refused to bring me an X-Men as a supporting role. They are exploiting the actors."

"So we went on strike! A big strike with the screenwriters! We won't be filming Deadpool 3 either, this is for the copyright of my handsome face!"

"What? You're not my fans? Wait a minute... you're not comic book readers, you just read the comments on small websites."

"Are all the porn sites now able to post comments? I am so honored to be on this site. Please don't pity me."

"Post more of those shaking comments, oh, my butt is itchy, I'll scratch it first...it feels good"

…………

Mai Sakurajima looked at the pervert in the red tights talking to himself in the air and realized that this person was not only a fool, but also mentally ill and a psychopath.

But when she heard the voice coming from beside her, she covered her forehead and remained silent again.

"Why is it him?"

“But it seems that it is not impossible.”

"Just give him the money."

“I don’t know if it was played by Ryan Reynolds.”

"What's the difference? It's just disgusting and more disgusting, stupid and more stupid."

What is he talking about? Is stupidity contagious?

This transmission distance is a bit too far.

So Mai Sakurajima raised her foot and stepped hard on Trevor's foot, crushing it back and forth with force.

"Mr. Li, please sober up." Mai Sakurajima put her hands on her hips, leaned her upper body, and asked close to Trevor, "Are we going to come into contact with this pervert in a red tights?"

"Oh~~"

A mean voice sounded.

"At this distance, do you want to kiss?"

Mai Sakurajima was so scared that she picked up a knife and was about to stab him, causing the pervert in the red tights to quickly hide backwards in fear.

"Stop, stop, stop, don't do this, you're being too violent. The audience told me you were a cute pretty girl, I thought you were a girl like Yukio."

"She's the girlfriend of the X-Man with the long name. I like her hair color, like a rainbow pony."

"But if you two really want to do anything, I have already helped you clear out all the zombies around you, so you don't have to look for a carousel on the street late at night."

As he said this, the pervert in the tights raised his hands and imitated the movements that the teacher had demonstrated with props in the hygiene class.

"If you don't mind, can I take a look around?"

Mai Sakurajima's face turned green with fright. She could accept that Trevor had some fantasies about her, but she couldn't accept that this idiot in front of her would express it so directly.

She is still a child.

Why would you look for a carousel on the street late at night?

"Oh, by the way, the audience told me that his name is not Li Sanguang, that is his pseudonym. You have been deceived. It is really pitiful."

???

Mai Sakurajima immediately stepped on Trevor again and asked, "What is he talking about?"

It seems exposed.

Trevor felt that his situation was not good. He helplessly raised his middle finger to the idiot and cursed: "F**k you, Green Lantern!"

Chapter 16 Because I'm Batman

Deadpool is a famous anti-hero character in Marvel Comics. His slogan is that the greater the power, the less responsible he is. He is the exact opposite of his good friend Spider-Man.

Deadpool's real name is Wade Winston Wilson. He was originally a Canadian special forces soldier. In order to cure his terminal illness, he joined the Weapon X program. Although his cancer was cured after being injected with Wolverine's genes, it also caused excessive growth of brain cells and he began to become crazy. In addition, his regenerative ability and cancer cells repelled each other, resulting in facial disfigurement and scars all over his body.