Most people would want to vomit after seeing this.

Deadpool’s healing ability is very strong, and he is basically immortal. After being cursed by Thanos, he can no longer die.

He is a very talkative person, and most of his topics and behaviors are R-rated. Only the three ninjas of Konoha combined can be compared with him... But that doesn't seem possible. "Naruto" is a serious youth comic, not an R-18 comic.

The most important point is that Deadpool is one of the few characters who knows that he is a comic character. This also allows him to break the four-dimensional wall and talk to the audience anytime and anywhere, complain about the screenwriters and even the actors who play himself in the adapted movies. When he saw Trevor and the silly netizens around him, he actually felt a little surprised.

Are the same kind.

The reason why Trevor calls him Green Lantern is because the starring actor in the epic flop superhero movie "Green Lantern" is Ryan Reynolds, who later starred in the movie "Deadpool".

This is also Deadpool's lifelong pain.

…………

Green Lantern?

Mai Sakurajima doesn't understand why Green Lantern wears a red tights.

Was it to conceal his identity? And where was his lamp?

Mai Sakurajima only saw his external Walkman.

"Oh! No! Don't call me that!" Deadpool covered his head with his hands and shouted loudly. Although he was wearing a mask on his head, his distorted facial expression could still be seen underneath.

"That's not me. I'm the popular Mr. Deadpool, and the box office of my movie is much higher than that flop!"

"Oh! I see. You must be trying to get my attention. You don't really have to do that. I'm not the megalomaniac Tony Stark."

"If you want an autograph, I can fulfill your wish right now."

"We can even get you Hugh Jackman's autograph."

[Broken defense, he broke defense]

[No matter how much you try to cover it up, you can't erase the mark left by Green Lantern]

[Deadpool plus Green Lantern, that's Green Lantern Deadpool]

[What else can break Deadpool's defense?]

[His ex-wife? ]

[Brother, you are so bad]

…………

"These guys make me so mad. Be careful or I'll kill you when I get out!" Deadpool pointed his middle finger at the camera and cursed.

Trevor laughed when he saw Deadpool interacting with the silly netizens. This Deadpool was quite easy to deal with. Although some of his behaviors were not accepted by some superheroes, he had also joined the X-Men. He was not glorious and righteous, but he was not dangerous to normal people.

"OK, Ryan Reynolds."

"Fxxk! It's Uncle Deadpool! If you weren't as sober as I am, I would have kidnapped you and sold you to Storm in Africa."

Trevor showed a disgusted expression after hearing this. Can't he sell it to Jean Grey?

Deadpool pointed at Trevor and said, "You're disgusted! You're a racist!"

Trevor shook his finger: "How is that possible? I just like Blake Lively. I like Blake. I am not racist at all. I am a person with diverse aesthetics."

"Ugh, you have the same aesthetic as Leonardo Dicaprio!"

"OK, you know me well, Wade." Trevor stopped teasing Deadpool and got down to business. "Do you know more information about this place?"

"Of course." Deadpool then pointed his orchid finger at Trevor and scolded, "I know your name is not Li Sanguang. You are deceiving a kind and ignorant girl! Next you will definitely trick her back home and make her clean the toilet for you!"

Trevor looked puzzled at the end and asked Deadpool, "Why did you ask her to clean the toilet?"

“Then what do you want to do… Oh oh oh oh, I see what you mean.” Deadpool suddenly realized, and then revealed a wretched expression, “I see, I see, my presence may disturb your bumper car rides, if you are willing to give me money I will leave immediately.”

Mai Sakurajima looked at Trevor coldly. She seemed to understand what Deadpool meant. This idiot in red tights was really polluting her girlish innocence.

Trevor signaled to her with his eyes that he could handle this idiot Deadpool.

"She's not Scarlett Johansson, I'm not Benicio Del Toro, this isn't a Hollywood hotel, and there's no old wooden elevator..."

[Wow, this is cruel]

[It’s really cruel, but Hollywood actors can do anything]

[Including Ryan Reynolds]

[One hundred ways Hollywood stars die]

[I don't understand what the joke is]

[The time, place and characters are all mentioned, check it out yourself]

…………

Deadpool tapped his butt with his hand and said, "Black Widow, I'm not familiar with her, not at all, and I don't think she will be able to make a cameo appearance in Deadpool 3. Her independent movie is terrible, how can it be compared with my Deadpool."

"So do you think Blake Lively will guest star? She's the girlfriend of the superhero Green Lantern."

Deadpool was almost going crazy, this was the first time he met someone who knew so many things he shouldn't know. In the past, he would tease others based on what he knew about the plot, but this time, he was directly teased in reality.

"So who do you think is prettier and has a hotter body, Scarlett Johansson or Blake Lively?"

Deadpool said directly: "Blake! Blake!"

After he finished speaking, he turned to the audience and said, "Canadians, no need to thank me."

Sakurajima Mai: "What is he talking about?"

Trevor: "Nothing, don't mind him being crazy."

[Hahahaha, are you afraid that your wife will be angry?! ]

[This question is really a bit stimulating]

[It would be even funnier if you blurt out Alanis Nadine Morissette]

[Ex-girlfriend also appears]

[The entertainment industry is really too chaotic]

…………

Deadpool suddenly remembered something. He pointed at Trevor and shouted, "Despicable! I'm obviously here to denounce you for deceiving a girl. Tell me your real name now."

Sakurajima Mai's cold gaze came from the side.

Let it be exposed. If you do something like this, it is likely to be discovered. Trevor shrugged: "Victor Trevor."

Deadpool opened his eyes wide, and he gasped in shock at the name. He looked at Trevor in disbelief and said, "How dare you use this man's name? I said I was Hugh Jackman."

"Tell me your real name." Mai Sakurajima said to Trevor in a commanding tone.

"Okay, Trevor."

Mai Sakurajima looked at Deadpool, who nodded this time: "I didn't expect it to be true. Are you from Los Santos? I want to borrow some leaves from Xiao Zha."

"Did you also rob the bank vault? Can you take me with you next time? Those are the government's gold, ill-gotten gains. We must enforce justice."

In response to him Trevor gave him the middle finger.

Trevor briefly introduced to Mai Sakurajima what kind of creature Deadpool is. To sum it up, he is a super stupid and disgusting mercenary who is not too bad, but not a good person either.

He is a person who can be cooperated with, and at least his individual capabilities are acceptable.

As for what he said, some of it is just not necessary to listen to it.

"We can go all the way and pay later. We'll give you a pack of cigarettes, top quality goods."

"make a deal."

Deadpool readily agreed to the deal. The cigarette could be exchanged for a good price, and he liked chatting with Trevor.

Mai Sakurajima asked Trevor: "Why did you say a fake name?"

Trevor thought for a moment and answered in a low voice: "Because I'm Batman."

"No, I'm Batman! You don't even have George Clooney's titty uniform!" Deadpool suddenly interrupted, "This guy wears a vest because he wants to come up with a lucky name to get him out of here safely."

“That’s what the audience told me.”

"The audience also suggested that you change your name to Claire so that you would be safe together as a group."

Chapter 17 Detective Deadpool

Leon and Claire, these two names are indeed eye-catching enough in Raccoon City.

As the two protagonists of the second generation of "Resident Evil", they are able to fight their way out single-handedly. The halo of the protagonist is definitely dazzling enough.

Trevor gave Deadpool a mean suggestion: "If the two of us are Leon and Claire, then you can be Shirley."

"No." Deadpool refused decisively.

But his reason for rejecting it was true: "The plot of her hiding from the bad uncle in the orphanage reminded me of a similar experience I had as a child, but it failed."

[This answer is indeed very Deadpool]

[Poor Wade, where is his cousin? Why didn't he come to save him? ]

Slade in the dark DC universe

[Darkness, it’s too dark]

…………

Mai Sakurajima looked at Deadpool, then at Trevor, and suddenly she felt like she was the extra one among the three.

Ever since Trevor met Deadpool, he has become more talkative and has become a chatterbox, and what he says is things she can't understand.

Why had she never heard of any of those actors Trevor mentioned?

This also further proves Mai Sakurajima's conjecture that Trevor has his own unique source of information.

Although Deadpool talks a lot of nonsense and is very stupid, but now that he is around, the two don't have to worry about the zombies. Deadpool sang the golden songs of the last century and killed all the zombies that appeared with a knife.

Trevor asks Deadpool how he got here, and Deadpool tells Trevor that something went wrong when he was using his teleportation device and that's what got him here.

"When I found out that I was in Raccoon City, I felt that my luck was about to change." Deadpool jumped up when he said this. "This is Resident Evil, a big IP suitable for all ages. As long as I can link it with it, then I, Uncle Deadpool, can make a PG-13 movie. The damn production company has no reason to lower my salary."

"Do you think if I go find Milla Jovovich now, can I take advantage of her amnesia to charm her? A handsome man like me will definitely be able to conquer her. She can also control her mind, so she can join the X-Men like me."

Deadpool's idea is so beautiful. As long as he is there, the movie will be R-rated no matter what. In this way, Trevor is also a character in R-18 works.

hiss.

Thinking of this, Trevor felt as if he had discovered something extraordinary. It was hard to imagine what would be next to his video page in the future.

Could it be a classic movie starring Scarlett Johansson?

Match Point is pretty good.

[In the movie version of "Resident Evil", even Deadpool can't get any good results]

[Why? It's apparently quite simple, but it gradually becomes outrageous in the last few parts]

[The Beehive is where countless powerful people got their first pot of gold. Tell me if it’s scary or not.]

【Why can't it be Trevor? 】

[Trevor doesn't have any system now, is he just relying on our stupid comments? ]

[You are so self-aware, brother]

[This is more like an infinite flow game, there will be rewards at the end of the game]

[So you need to kill more monsters and fight more bosses to earn your first pot of gold]

[Who will give the first pot of gold?]

[We need to ask Deadpool who knows everything]

…………

"Gentlemen, can you please get to the point?" Mai Sakurajima patted the double-barreled shotgun on her back and warned, "You have been complaining about Hollywood stars and Wade's elevator ex-wife. Can you please turn your attention back to Raccoon City?"

"You said this is the plot of movies and games, so how do we get through it, and what is the reason for us coming here?"

"Stop talking about things I don't understand."

Mai Sakurajima was obviously a little angry.

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