[Gandalf, this Maia is pretty good]
[Why do I feel like he is just trying to trick Trevor into doing this?]
[He's not stupid. If Trevor really went crazy, he would definitely kill him as well. His and Sarge's power is definitely not as strong as the original one.]
[Cui Gou, let's retreat. We can't really step into the trap.]
…………
Trevor got off Sakata Gintoki's back, sat on the ground, took out a cigarette and started smoking.
"I need to meditate."
Trevor's brain began to think that this plan must have been set up by Khorne long ago. Although Khorne looked like a guy who could only chop and chop, he was also the god of war, and war required all kinds of strategies.
But he didn't understand how Khorne knew that I would come to this museum, and how he knew that I would choose to carry out a covert mission.
Trevor felt that he had only been here for a short time, so how come a sword appeared here so quickly?
This must be Tzeentch's trick!!!
emmmmm...but Khorne and Tzeentch don't get along either, do we have to separate the cards we draw?
Trevor felt that if that happened, he would definitely become a clown like Horus.
"Little cat, what do you think?" Trevor still chose his personal guard who never took care of things.
Since becoming a cat, Trajan has become more and more lazy. He said it was a training for Trevor.
So did Trajan do any work?
Such as dry.
Trajan had already figured out the causal logic here, and he replied: "My Lord, not only a third party has joined the game, but also a fourth party."
Fourth party?!
Trevor jumped up and threw the cigarette butt aside.
“That Asia Minor guy with the dead eagle tied to his chest! I knew it! I knew He would sell me out sooner or later!”
"This time it was Khorne, next time it will be Slaanesh!"
"He must have reached some kind of deal with Khorne! This time He must at least give me a company's worth of equipment! A standard company of Astartes!"
"Damn it! The gold toilet and the brass toilet must be connected underneath. I've discovered your secret!"
Trevor cursed loudly, there must be some inside story that he didn't know about the last time the Emperor and Khorne reached an agreement on his affiliation.
“I will sing until He breaks through His defenses!!!”
"I must draw Batman's Teeth this time!!!"
Trevor took out his own horn cup, uncorked it and drank a whole cup, then began to arrange his funeral arrangements.
"I'm going to draw my sword now. Don't bother me no matter what happens. I've already thought of a plan."
"You don't have to worry about me. I don't believe that Old Man Huang will watch me die. If I die, He will lose the poker again."
“Remember, don’t go all in. Going all in is not a form of wisdom.”
Seeing that Trevor started to become talkative and muttering, Mai Sakurajima and Kaguya Shinomiya looked at each other and both felt that he was in a very good state.
Trevor is definitely at his most confident when he is being silly.
Gandalf walked up to Trevor and looked into his eyes. Trevor looked back without avoiding.
Then Trevor took a step back, and he suddenly remembered something.
"I personally respect other people's ideas, but I want to make it clear that I like women, preferably handsome women with sexy long legs."
Gandalf didn't understand what Trevor was talking about. Although he was a Maia and had no clear gender, how did Trevor get into the subject of liking women?
[I am dying of laughter. Why are we suddenly talking about actors? ]
[Trevor's sand sculpture state is coming, he will use the power of sand sculpture to defeat Khorne]
…………
Trevor ignored the confused Gandalf and walked directly towards the road leading to the Brass Throne.
Everyone looked at Trevor nervously. Suddenly, halfway through his walk, Trevor stopped, scaring everyone so much that they held their breath.
"I think I should recite a poem to express my feelings now." said Trevor.
"Is this the right time to do this?!" Sakata Gintoki complained, "Do you want me to compose some music for you?!"
Trevor gave Sakata Gintoki the finger and said, "My strength is as great as the mountains!"
"Uh... I don't remember the rest. I only know this one line of the poem."
What's the difference between what you said and only knowing "The wind rises and the clouds fly, where can I find brave warriors to guard the four directions" but not knowing the middle part "I return to my hometown with my power spread across the country".
After reciting the poem, Trevor continued to walk forward. He stepped on one skull after another, and he approached the brass throne step by step.
The closer Trevor gets to the brass throne, the more nervous everyone becomes.
The smell of blood and sulfur grew stronger, and the mark on Trevor's abdomen grew hotter.
He stood before the brass throne.
Chapter 250: Give Khorne a Little Shock
Trevor studied the sword in front of him.
There were several runes appearing on the red sword. Trevor took a look and found that they were runes he didn't recognize at all. The only rune Trevor recognized was the Bluetooth logo.
He guessed that the effects of these runes should be frenzy, pain relief, and continued frenzy.
The hilt of this sword is also made of burnt red brass, and the end is decorated with a skull. This is a relatively common decoration. After all, the weapons of the imperial people are also decorated with a large number of skulls.
Taste it carefully, taste it carefully.
There is no mark of Khorne on the guard of the sword, which is different from what Trevor guessed. Logically speaking, Khorne's sword must have His mark. Could it be that Khorne knew that Trevor didn't like such an ugly pattern?
Why are you tattooing me, you idiot? Don’t you know that this will affect my job search in the future?
The treatment you give us is so bad, only a fool would work with you!
I need to work one day and rest one day!
……
Standing in front of the magic sword, Trevor could feel that the sword was craving for blood and killing. It wanted to cut off heads to decorate the throne below.
Trevor even wondered if there was a Khorne Daemon sealed inside.
"Skarbrand, is that you?"
"Will you say something, Skarbrand?"
[Good, very energetic, Cui Gou is completely stupid]
[If Skarbrand is really in there, he would probably be too embarrassed to speak.]
[SpongeBob, let's go catch jellyfish together]
[Such a strong power of sand sculpture, I want to catch jellyfish too, Patrick! ]
…………
Trevor was chanting to himself, "Get out of here, monsters! Get out of here, monsters! Get out of here, monsters!"
Listen to your dad and recite this line to calm your mind when you need to.
Trajan returned to his lion form and stood beside Trevor. He didn't have to worry about his spirit being polluted, as he would do a good job of protecting him.
After meditating, Trevor moved his neck and shoulders. He had already thought of a countermeasure that was somewhat useful.
"Family, let's give the kobolds a good job."
"Wait a minute everyone type in the barrage: My name is Rogal Dorn, Dax of Terra, Primarch of the Imperial Fists."
"Give Him a little Rogal Dorn shock."
After saying that, Trevor gave the brass throne a middle finger and cursed like Trevor: "Go fxxk yourself!"
The barrage of comments typed out Trevor's request in unison, providing him with spiritual energy.
Trevor was ready and put both hands on the hilt of the sword.
In an instant, he felt countless roars rushing into his mind, as if a world war was breaking out in his brain. His eyes felt like they were on fire, and he even felt his mouth and nose filled with the smell of blood.
However, these feelings did not last long, and he found himself in a desert covered with red sand.
If Angron saw such a scene, he would probably be unable to hold back, Trevor thought after sniffing the bloody air.
"It's still the same old thing." Trevor curled his lips in disdain. "Family, I think I'm like Shirou Emiya now. I wake up here every day because of my own handsomeness. It's really too difficult to be a handsome guy in Tokyo."
He could still see the barrage, and Trevor felt that the situation this time was much better than the last time when he suddenly found himself blessed by Khorne.
"What god is the blood sacrifice?"
A loud voice rang in Trevor's ears.
Trevor was delighted.
[Cui Gou's expression now is the same as when you find out that you have mastered the cheat code]
[Why does Khorne's tactics never change?]
[I thought Trevor would need to struggle for a while, but he was able to talk to us normally once he got on the saddle]
【Come on, Trevor, give the Kobolds a life! 】
【Trevor: Fuck! Go! Ignore! Sing!】
…………
With the help of stupid netizens, Trevor is confident that he can give Khorne a chance to remember how he failed.
He sat on the hot sand and began to chant: "My name is Rogal Dorn, Guard of Terra, Primarch of the Imperial Fists..."
Trevor just sat there and recited, not even feeling the discomfort on his butt. When Khorne asked, "Who is the god for the blood sacrifice?", Trevor said his name was Rogal Dorn.
If the real Rogal Dorn saw this scene, would he laugh?
It's been ten thousand years, so my personality is bound to change a bit.
I don’t know how much time has passed. Trevor asked the barrage how many days had passed, and the barrage replied that it was 24 hours.
Khorne hasn't given up yet. Trevor feels a little thirsty, but Rogal Dorn, as the Primarch, shouldn't feel thirsty.
Trevor decided to take the initiative, and by the way, he complained in his mind why the emperor's reaction speed was so slow.
The house was robbed!
Trevor stood up and cleared his throat. "In that case, let's perform a traditional program of Tokyo handsome men. Let's sing a song to entertain ourselves."
Trevor thought for a moment and took out his music player.
"A folk song, "Pinch Your Hips" is dedicated to everyone, performed by: Kobold, Trevor - that is, me."
Dynamic music sounded on the sand, and Trevor began to twist his body to the accompaniment of the music.
"Fake cigarettes, fake alcohol, fake friends, fake friends, fake love, fake kindness, you coaxed me to your house, and drove me away in the middle of the night."
Trevor skipped the male part and sang the female part directly, twisting his body and singing coquettishly: "It's not that I want to drive you away, but my husband will beat you when he sees you. You are small and he is big, beating you is like beating a dog."
"I think you are a little bit stupid. You are asking for a beating if you come here with a drum on your back. My husband is very strong. I will give you a pinch on your hips!"
"...I'll knock you down in a few seconds and give you a good beating."
[Comrade Cui Fu’s resume: folk song disseminator]
[Another song "Old Driver, Take Me with You"]
[It sounds very interesting, I am already learning to sing it]
[You say, even if Khorne's crotch was pinched by the Emperor, can he still bear it? ]
…………
Can you bear it? If you can bear it, you are not Khorne.
If you can hold back, you wouldn’t be an emperor.
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