I was surrounded by the barrage and then traveled through time

Anyway, once it comes to the author's pen, not to mention Horus, even the Emperor can be written as a clown or a strange big guy with a foul mouth.

"Anyway, you've tried it, haven't you? Even if you shout Fallen Angel, there won't be a group of green cans chasing you. Only Uncle Deadpool will come to keep you company. It's enough to have Uncle Deadpool accompany you." Deadpool said, and then chopped off a zombie's head with a knife. "Those cans are not as friendly as Uncle Deadpool."

Trevor rolled his eyes and replied, "I'm not enough with you, I'm enough!"

Mai Sakurajima laughed out loud in the front. Deadpool shook his head and raised his index finger to Trevor, "Enough, enough. Double is enough. I am twice as much yours tonight... Oh, does this double mean all of them? Do I need to prepare some olive oil?"

[Mai Sakurajima also thinks that enough is enough]

[William Birkin also thinks enough is enough]

[The tyrant also feels that enough is enough]

[Peter Parker also felt that enough was enough]

[Tony Shit Big also thinks enough is enough]

[My name is Chris Evans, and I also think enough is enough]

[I'm still a Green Lantern, I've had enough]

…………

In the subway passage, Mai Sakurajima looked at Trevor silently. Facing Mai Sakurajima's questioning eyes, Trevor answered righteously: "I like women."

"What a coincidence, I like women too." Deadpool put his arm around Trevor's shoulders, and the two of them instantly looked like a group of three good friends heading to Kabukicho. "I've thought about taking Peter to a yacht party before, but you know, Peter Parker is a good kid, and he always rejected me."

"He also said he would throw some sand in my eyes, boohoo."

"Brother, what kind of woman do you like?"

The audience and Mai Sakurajima were also very curious about this question.

"I like women like Jill Valentine."

"So you like to be beautiful."

How come when these words come out of your mouth, the quality is lowered by several levels.

Chapter 26 Your Butt is in the Next Car

There were no zombies in the passage of the subway station, so Trevor talked about his love experience when he was in college. He once liked a handsome girl with short hair, and their relationship gradually developed well.

later……

Later, Trevor saw this girl hugging and kissing a petite and cute girl at night.

Well, I wish you happiness.

Later, Trevor developed a crush on a girl of the same type, and found that her orientation was the same as his, except that she liked a different type of girl.

At that time, Trevor felt God's deep malice towards him.

Oh my God, please repent to me!

After listening to Trevor's life experience, Mai Sakurajima fell silent. It seemed that it was a good thing that she was not the type that Trevor liked.

[What an outrageous experience]

[I have also encountered this situation]

[Are you all cursed?]

[Now Cui Gou said he likes Jill...]

[It’s hard to say for Jill, but Claire was a female sea king when she was in college]

[The protagonists of Resident Evil generally don’t get love]

[So Cui Gou likes those kind of handsome girls]

[It is also possible that he was just greedy for their bodies and happened to encounter two accidents]

【Cui Gou is a lowly person! 】

…………

"Good brother, don't be sad, I can introduce you to Justin Bieber, the one with the long name in X-Men." Deadpool said halfway and then changed the subject, "But she also likes girls, I hope you can bring her a little surprise, she also has a very cute Japanese girlfriend, you can all be her wings."

"It sounds interesting, but I refuse."

"why?"

【It’s coming out】

[That classic line]

[Speak quickly, Cui Gou]

[Quickly draw Araki lines all over your face]

【Everyone, please type this sentence on the barrage】

…………

Trevor answered Deadpool firmly with a provocative look: "One of my favorite things to do is to say "NO" to those self-righteous guys!"

At this time, the barrage has turned into a sea of ​​joy.

After hearing what he heard, Deadpool suddenly realized and said, "Oh, I see. You just like fair skin, beautiful faces, long legs, black and white silk maid skirts, so you don't like the two of them. You, my good brother, have exactly the same preferences as mine."

"Do you like the housekeeper series, too? Big Cheeks likes that one the best. I can lend you a few for you to watch."

Trevor simply ignored Deadpool. He was a serious man and didn't understand anything about the housekeeper series.

Seeing that Trevor ignored him, Deadpool walked over to Mai Sakurajima and whispered, "Bunny girl~"

Sakurajima Mai: "..."

Deadpool didn't care whether Mai Sakurajima paid attention to him or not, and continued to say: "He likes black stockings~"

"Come on~"

After Deadpool finished speaking, he made a cheering gesture to Mai Sakurajima and then slid away. No one knew how he did it as there was no oil on the ground.

Mai Sakurajima looked at Trevor's back, thought for a moment, and then shook her head, telling herself not to think too much.

[Deadpool actually helps others with assists? 】

[After all, we are good brothers]

[I think Deadpool should take Trey to a strip club]

[Deadpool does prefer going to strip clubs, but Trevor doesn't look like that]

【why? 】

【Asking is that I have never seen it】

…………

The three of them passed through the passage and came to the front of a subway car. After entering, they found no zombies, only an old white man in combat uniform lying there.

Deadpool: Kick.

There was no movement.

"He might be pretending to be dead." Deadpool kicked again and knocked the man's body down with one kick.

This idiot is so wicked.

When Trevor saw Deadpool about to kick the corpse on the ground, he immediately pulled Mai Sakurajima to hide behind an equipment box, which was still empty.

Who the hell put the empty boxes here?!

"Wade, aren't you afraid of a bomb?" Trevor hugged Mai Sakurajima and scolded Deadpool.

"Thanks for reminding me!"

Deadpool pulled a grenade out of his crotch, pulled the ring and placed it under the corpse.

Trevor wanted to slap himself.

[This Deadpool is too wicked]

[This person's uniform is the UBCS from Resident Evil 3]

[It seems that he should organize the residents to evacuate like Carlos]

[How did this person die here? ]

[Also betrayed? ]

…………

As everyone was guessing, suddenly, the man's chest bulged up, and it seemed like something was wriggling inside.

It looks like it's still trying to get out.

"Fxxk." Trevor knew what it was.

This thing is not scary, but that idiot Deadpool just put a grenade under the corpse.

"The alien is here!" Deadpool excitedly took out his phone to take a picture.

"Stupid, be careful of the grenades!" Trevor took Mai Sakurajima and ran directly to another carriage.

After hiding, both of them quickly protected their faces.

With a bang, Trevor felt that the surrounding subway glass was shattered. His head was dizzy and it was as if Deadpool, Spider-Man, Iron Man and Star-Lord entered his ears.

A red figure was blown away, passing straight through the connection between the carriages and lying in front of Trevor and Sakurajima Mai's faces.

Trevor: Kick.

No movement.

Trevor stood up and kicked Deadpool hard: "Fuck, are you mentally retarded?"

[There is a cycle of reincarnation in the heavens, and no one can escape it]

[The weapons that Deadpool takes out of his crotch are generally unreliable]

[It is suggested that Cui Gou also use Deadpool's body as a trap]

[Will Deadpool be blown up again after waking up?]

[He is a spendthrift, he is a spendthrift]

[My netizen, your pronunciation is not accurate enough]

…………

Deadpool lay on the ground and groaned, "Trevor, my butt hurts, can you help me take a look?"

Trevor lied, "My butt is in the next car. It's okay, buddy. It doesn't hurt anymore."

"That's good." Deadpool didn't react at first. Just as he was about to put his head down and lie down, he suddenly raised it up again.

"My butt is in the next car, damn it, I need to get my butt in there quickly."

Deadpool said as he turned around to see where his butt was.

It turned out that his butt was still on his body, but there were a few pieces of shrapnel stuck in it, and it hurt quite a bit.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, I feel a piece of shrapnel inserted into my xx, and it hurts every time I move." Deadpool covered his butt and barely stood up.

"You deserve it. Hurry up and look for clues. It'll only take you a few minutes to recover anyway." Trevor looked for clues in the equipment box left in the carriage unhappily.

"It's not a few minutes, it's a minute. I'm Uncle Deadpool, and little Wilson is very tenacious."

Chapter 27 Will You Bleed?

Based on his findings in the subway car, Trevor felt that the people originally stationed here should have been killed by William.

They found two more bodies elsewhere, one with a broken spine and the other with a flat head.

He was probably beaten with a steel pipe by William, which was much more severe than Trevor's "confession".

Mai Sakurajima looked at the miserable state of these two people and felt that it was a good thing that there was this idiot Deadpool here to help them withstand the pressure. She would no longer openly call Deadpool an idiot in the future, and would at most say it in her heart.

Deadpool had some kind of luck over there, but he actually found a booklet on the side of the road, which recorded the experience of this UBCS soldier here.

If it were an ordinary person, it might be a bit too deliberate, but for Deadpool, it's just right. He is a funny character in American comics, and anything a funny character does is normal.