I was surrounded by the barrage and then traveled through time

Don’t forget how Michael Jordan scored the winning goal in “Space Jam”. The power of funny characters is infinite.

Deadpool looked at what was written on the booklet. The general content was that they were ordered to collect the citizens of Raccoon City here and send them away via the subway. However, the subway line was interrupted and many people were attacked by zombies. Some members of their team were also injured. After they cleaned up a part of the building, they received an order to take green flares to the roof to call for a helicopter to pick them up and leave.

But because there were quite a lot of zombies outside, including Bow, they called other teams to support them and leave here together.

"They placed the flares and the last batch of supplies in the toilet."

"Are they going to have a party in the bathroom?"

"I always feel like there's something weird in the toilet."

Deadpool turned his head to look at the camera and asked, "Do you all like to put important things in the toilet?"

[I will put hemp leaves on top of the toilet]

【Me too】

【Won't it get damp? 】

[Wrapped in a bag with moisture-proof agent inside]

[You guys are really trying hard to avoid the police]

[No, I'm worried that my roommate will use it all up]

[I used it to secretly make cookies and sell them]

[I discovered that each of you has unique skills]

…………

Trevor and his two companions found the toilet. When they saw the appearance of the toilet door, Trevor understood why they had to put the things in the toilet. They had built a position at the toilet door and it seemed that they were prepared to defend it to the death.

But these can only stop ordinary zombies. Trevor and his friends found several corpses of Lickers around.

Deadpool opened the door and walked straight in.

Trevor and Mai Sakurajima followed him in after seeing that he was fine.

There were some ammunition and a few guns in the toilet. Deadpool also found a Broadsword mine in it. I don’t know why those people didn’t use it before. Maybe they wanted to leave it for the players to use.

Trevor looked at the Broadsword mine and asked Deadpool a question: "Can this thing kill the Tyrant?"

If you meet William Platinum, this Broadsword Mine can only kill him once, and it should not be able to kill him completely.

"As long as we can blow off its legs, it will be fine." Deadpool put the broadsword into the My Little Pony backpack he took out from somewhere, "The Tyrant can definitely be killed by a rocket. As long as we can use the broadsword to blow off its legs, he won't be able to chase us."

Trevor looked at Deadpool with a look of satisfaction. It turned out that Deadpool could be smart sometimes.

Although he was still carrying a My Little Pony backpack, it was just right for his age. It was just that this My Little Pony backpack looked like something he had seen in a movie.

[This is Deadpool’s ammunition pack]

[The one he often leaves behind in taxis? ]

[Maybe he has several, so he puts the broadsword in there, what if it's gone when he needs it later?]

He might forget it in the toilet.

[Cui Gou, hurry up and arm yourself, Deadpool always uses his two pistols]

…………

After being reminded by the barrage, Trevor immediately reached out to take the broadsword away.

"What are you doing?! Pull it out!" Deadpool struggled.

Trevor held onto the broadsword and refused to let go. "Give me the broadsword. I'll save this. Just take the grenade."

"Why? Do you have any problem with my My Little Pony backpack?" Deadpool looked like he was hurt by a scumbag.

"I suspect that your backpack is a causal weapon. After you load it with ammunition, you will throw it in a corner." Trevor's words are based on facts. Deadpool always forgets his My Little Pony backpack in that Indian's taxi. In another world, that Indian is the Spider-Man of Mumbai.

"You're talking nonsense. I always remember to bring it with me. It was the editor who took it away."

"Then you won't kill the editor?"

"If I kill the editor, no one will paint for me."

After a fierce fight, Trevor still couldn't defeat Deadpool because Deadpool was too strong.

Deadpool's ability table data is on par with Deathstroke. Both of them are proficient in all fighting skills, but one is a fool and the other is not.

Mai Sakurajima was there holding a Beretta pistol and studying it. She didn't know much about guns, but the gun looked good, and a good-looking gun was a good gun.

Just now, when the two idiots were throwing tantrums, Mai Sakurajima also tried the submachine gun, but she felt she didn't know how to use it. It seemed too heavy to hold, and not as useful as the double-barreled shotgun.

She decided to leave it to Trevor and found a pump-action spray gun for herself.

The three of them began to make final preparations. Knowing that they only had to survive one night, Trevor and Mai Sakurajima threw away unnecessary food and water to make room in their backpacks for weapons and ammunition.

Three people were loading bullets into the magazine. Logistical work was always so painful.

Fortunately, Deadpool was able to fight three of them at once, and he kept shoving the bullets from his submachine gun into the room. I don't know how he did it so quickly. When Trevor asked him, he replied that it was a basic skill for a mercenary, and his cousin was even faster.

Just when the three were almost ready, there were loud footsteps outside. It was the tyrant coming.

"Hurry up and get your stuff ready." Trevor stuffed the submachine gun magazine into his lanyard. "This is a dead end. If the tyrant blocks the door, Wade can hit him on the head with the Desert Eagle, and we can take the opportunity to get out."

As soon as Trevor finished speaking, a man opened the bathroom door.

The visitor and the three people in the bathroom looked at each other. He didn't expect that the room was already full.

It’s a pity that he didn’t come to the toilet. He would have come in even if there was someone inside.

Deadpool: "Tell me. Do you bleed?"

Chapter 28: The Toilet God of War loses four games in a row

Deadpool spoke in a low voice, undoubtedly imitating a person.

Impersonating this unexpected guest...an enemy or a loved one?

Trevor looked at the man's bulging chest under his suit and shirt, feeling a little envious. What huge muscles.

Although his chest hair is a bit too much, he still looks really stylish. With such a pair of pectoral muscles, Trevor doesn't have to worry about not being able to find a job if he has no money in Tokyo.

【Why is Superman here too? 】

[How could it be Superman? Look at his beard, it should be the one from Mission Impossible?]

【Toilet God of War】

[He is a CIA agent, not a good person]

[But this is the toilet]

[Superman has to kneel down when he comes to the toilet, let alone the secret agent]

…………

"Clark?" Trevor asked tentatively to "Henry Cavill", while motioning Mai Sakurajima to hide behind the toilet partition and lie down.

As soon as someone came in, Mai Sakurajima hid behind a baffle and loaded her pistol.

"Henry" on the other side looked at Deadpool and replied, "I'm not Clark. Do you have the flare?"

"We don't welcome villains here." Deadpool put his hands on his hips and raised one hand to emphasize, like Captain America giving a lecture, "We are all positive characters here, the protagonists, protagonists, do you understand?"

Deadpool said this in a very arrogant tone. I wonder where he got the audacity to say that he is a positive character. Would a movie with a positive character be rated R?

No, it seems to be Brother Jesus’.

Deadpool finally met a villain here, and he seized the opportunity to show off and then talk back. Of course, his arrogance also angered the villain on the opposite side.

"Henry" raised a submachine gun, pointed it at Deadpool and said, "I don't understand, but you should know what this means."

Trevor's position was not safe, so he whispered to Deadpool: "Leave it to you."

Then he hid directly behind Deadpool and used Deadpool as his meat shield.

As soon as Trevor left Henry's sight, the other party pulled the trigger. Flames spurted out from the muzzle of the submachine gun, and one shell after another quickly popped out from the ejection port.

The gang's street fighting weapons fully demonstrated their power in the small space of the toilet.

Wait, this is the toilet.

[It's started, it's started]

[Deadpool's signature move]

【Watch the live teaching in person】

…………

Deadpool had already pulled out his double swords when "Henry" was about to pull the trigger, and when the first bullet was shot at him, he used a slow-motion shot to show everyone how he split the bullet head in two.

The reaction on the barrage made Deadpool very happy. Keep posting more barrages, so that Deadpool will be more motivated to perform.

Deadpool wielded the two samurai swords continuously like two butterflies, flying nimbly in front of him. Occasionally, sparks flashed around them. These were the sparks produced by the friction when the blades split the bullets or bounced them off (if they didn't bounce off).

If it was Wade Wilson in "Wolverine", there should be more Mars around him, but unfortunately time has been used to kill pigs.

It turns him from a Canadian with great skills into a Canadian who glows green, and then turns him into a Canadian with skin like a wrinkled avocado.

The scenes of blocking bullets with swords in the past can only remain in memories, because even if the stupid Canadian can do it, he won’t do it.

Deadpool's chest was riddled with holes from bullets one after another.

The more this "Henry" shoots, the more he feels something is wrong. Why does this idiot on the opposite side look a little off?

[Henry Cavill: I have lost my confidence after getting the surgery. Did I hit him?]

[The bullets are increasing in number in mid-air]

[Doesn't this character have a name? Why is everyone using his original name?]

[How many people will remember the characters other than Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible? ]

[In addition to Superman, how many other Henry characters do you remember?]

[He should also make an R-rated movie to give everyone benefits]

[But isn't Tsui afraid of getting shot hiding behind Deadpool? ]

[Submachine gun bullets don’t have that much penetration]

…………

After Henry finished shooting, Deadpool put down his two swords, panted and complained: "These bullets are really fast and hard to keep up with. I succeeded last time."

"You didn't succeed last time either."

Trevor said behind Deadpool as two gunshots rang out in the toilet almost at the same time.

“Ohhhhh!!!” Deadpool covered his crotch and screamed, “Ahhh, little Wilson was shot, call 911 quickly and be sure to say that a terminally ill white man was shot here.”

Trevor pulled his hand holding the one-handed double-barreled shotgun back from Deadpool's crotch. He had just used a very tricky posture to shoot "Henry" from an angle that was not easily noticed.

The other shot was fired by Mai Sakurajima from the bottom of the toilet baffle. After seeing the opportunity, the two of them simultaneously launched a sneak attack on the enemy.

"Henry Cavill" suffered his fourth consecutive defeat in the toilet. He is not Superman and can survive being sprayed by a short-barreled spray gun at this distance.

[The invincible Clark Kent falls again]

[How come Henry Cavill is also affected by toilets in another world?]

[It’s a matter of fate. Whenever I see Henry Cavill in the future, I will lead him to the toilet.]

[Henry? Can you give me your opinion?]

[I am Henry: I am in the toilet and I dare not move]

…………

Deadpool was pushed into the cubicle by Trevor to see if his little Wilson was okay. Trevor walked to "Henry" holding a short-barreled shotgun.

"Henry", lying in a pool of blood, struggled to look at Trevor who came to his side. His chest was hit by several bullets and blood was flowing out from the bullet holes.

"You're going to bleed."

Trevor helps Deadpool complete his own questions and answers in Batman v Superman.

"Martha can't save you this time." Trevor aimed his gun at Henry's head. "My mother's name is not Martha."

"Henry" used up his last bit of strength to ask, "Who are you?"