I was surrounded by the barrage and then traveled through time

Deadpool rushed out of the bathroom with his pants up and was about to answer: "I am..."

"Long live Hydra!"

boom!

This lens is so precious.

[Henry can refer to this to act out his own death in the future]

[It's too stupid to blame Hydra]

[Hydra: Don't panic, we have done all kinds of bad things]

"This seems to be the first time Henry Cavill died in the toilet. I must take a picture with him." After the filming, Deadpool asked Trevor why he interrupted him while reciting his lines.

"Because I'm Batman."

Chapter 29 Shirley, It's Vodka

"Batman never kills anyone, you're not Batman!"

"Because I am Batman."

Trevor was thinking about the man who led the tyrant away on the street. Judging from his figure, it should be this "Henry".

It seems that this person is quite powerful, as he was able to break through the zombies outside and rush in while being chased by the tyrant.

He is indeed a big brother with exaggerated chest muscles.

Trevor looked at the corpse and felt sick to his stomach. He walked into the cubicle and dry-heaved a few times.

Deadpool pointed at Trevor who was retching, looked at Mai Sakurajima and asked, "Are you really going to drive bumper cars?"

"what?"

Mai Sakurajima suddenly had a bad feeling that what Deadpool would say next might be particularly stupid.

"Is my godson yours?"

[Oh my god]

[This is a bit eye-catching]

[How can you assume Cui Gou's gender? (Dog head)]

[Cui Gou said this himself, he doesn’t buy it]

[Not only does he not buy into that, he will also point a double-barreled shotgun at anyone who bothers him with that]

[I also want to do this to my son's teacher. That bitch makes me have to emphasize his gender, skin color and orientation to my son every day before school]

[Your place is really a mess. The teachers don't teach well but engage in identity politics. You should tie them up and throw them into the slums.]

…………

Mai Sakurajima: Damn you, you got the order wrong!

Mai Sakurajima, who is always polite to others, finally couldn't help it and gave Deadpool the middle finger.

"You have such a mean mouth."

"Don't you know my Chinese nickname is Xiao Jian Jian?"

The Sakurajima Mai was sunk.

"I don't believe in religion. Even if I have a child, it won't be your godson." Trevor's stomach was no longer upset by Deadpool's words. "Even if I look for a godfather, I'd look for someone like Marlon Brando."

"That old bastard? I've been in Hollywood, too."

“…It’s Don Corleone.”

This time it was Trevor's mistake to say the actor's name first. If I really find a godfather like this for my child...

Will he become a little jerk who possesses all five evils?

[Marlon Brando, he is a Hollywood man of the older generation]

【It's just a very authentic one! 】

[Why do I feel like there is something else behind your words?]

[Don't think too much, I guess Ryan Reynolds is scared now]

[Are you worried that Deadpool will shake out all the Ollie's in their crotches in public? ]

[Shh]

…………

Deadpool originally wanted to use Henry's body to make a grenade trap, but was stopped by Trevor.

"Grenades should be used where they are needed."

"Henry Cavill is now afraid to go to the bathroom. If you continue to do this, he might have to retire from the film industry."

"Then he will be penniless and have to sell his body to make X-rated films..."

Deadpool: "Isn't this a good thing? Dear audience friends, Uncle Deadpool will help you realize your wish of seeing Henry Cavill's buttocks."

Trevor felt that he had harmed Henry Cavill, but in the end he still held Deadpool back because he thought no one would come in anymore and there was a tyrant wandering around outside.

Trevor opened the bathroom door a crack and looked outside. Behind him, Deadpool was saying that Mai Sakurajima didn't reject her because she wanted to have a baby with Trevor.

Mai Sakurajima felt that this was enough. She was still a child and this was not something she should consider.

Deadpool found a piece of paper, wrote "He goes to school at Shuchiin" and handed it to Sakurajima Mai.

He also told the camera not to tell Trevor about this, saying that he wanted to give him a surprise.

Mai Sakurajima and Deadpool reached an agreement to give Trevor a surprise together.

Deadpool doesn't ask for anything in return, as long as his good friends are happy. Of course, it is also important for him to be happy.

Mai Sakurajima knew Shuchiin, the school where the descendants of high-ranking officials went to school. It turned out that Trevor not only deceived her about the name, but also about his age.

Haha, you big pig's hoof and stinky liar.

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The three men slipped away while the tyrant was away. Good, it didn't look like there was any danger for the time being.

According to the plan, they were going to leave from the main entrance of the subway station. William Birkin was still lying in the sewer when they came in. Deadpool and Trevor were not sure what he would become now. If he got bigger, he might just block most of the sewer, making it difficult for the three of them to get out.

Apart from its low infection rate, high consumption and poor derivatives, the G virus does have some advantages.

It grows fast. It grows taller after a short while.

The three of them were moving forward. When "Henry Cavill" rushed in, he alarmed the zombies that were not yet dead. They were staggering in the direction "Henry" was moving, and happened to meet Trevor and the other two.

They are not difficult to deal with. Deadpool mentioned that he can deal with them just like chopping melons and vegetables. Although he doesn't have enough bullets now, he should have no problem chopping zombies.

"This is the strength of the world's number one mercenary." Deadpool posed after chopping, the two knives sliding gracefully in his hands, "To die under the knife of Uncle Deadpool is a bad start for their next life."

[Becoming a zombie is bad enough, but cursing others is so immoral]

Can we still expect Deadpool to be moral?

[He still has this thing sometimes]

[I see, it's a moral rest. It will pop up when morality is rested.]

[The moral rest time is quite long]

…………

Just as Deadpool was showing off, a heavy sound of footsteps was heard again in the subway station.

The tyrant is coming.

The three of them prepared to fight. Deadpool put away a knife, took out a Desert Eagle and said, "Don't worry, I'm not afraid of Red Tank."

A huge figure appeared, and the tyrant strode towards them with powerful pressure. The three of them felt the ground shaking.

"Wade, wait until he gets close and then shoot him in the head, then we'll rush out."

"I can hit his head with every shot." Deadpool put on a cowboy hat and held a thin cigar through his mask. "I'm Clint Eastwood."

A western-style BGM sounded, and even a ball of plastic bags rolled past the tyrant's back.

Trevor looked at the black round hat on the Tyrant's head and suddenly thought of a task in the game to shoot off the Tyrant's hat. Deadpool might be able to pick up a hat and wear it later.

But the tyrant's round hat looks so familiar, I seem to have seen it somewhere.

"Shirley, look, it's vodka!"

Chapter 30 Gin: Sorry, I'm a policeman

Vodka has a black hat, and so does Tyrant.

Vodka has a black coat, and the tyrant also has a black coat.

Vodka has a square chin, and so does the tyrant.

Vodka doesn't smile, and neither do tyrants.

To sum up, we can analyze that vodka is the tyrant, and the tyrant is vodka.

[Now that Cui Gou puts it this way, it does look a bit like it]

[How can they be so similar? ]

[So similar]

[Brother, I was a little fat at that time]

[Speaking of big brother, Gin should be waking up soon]

…………

I don’t know who said that, but William Platinum’s roar came from far behind the three of them.

There's vodka in front and gin in the back. Shirley, you're not lucky today.

Deadpool shot the Tyrant in the head. The powerful force of the Magnum bullet made the Tyrant stop completely, his head tilted back, and his black round hat fell off.

"GO!GO!GO!"

The three men quickly walked around the Tyrant, and Deadpool did not forget to shoot the Tyrant in the head twice more. Trevor bent down and picked up the Tyrant's hat.

The Tyrant’s head is so big, this hat should be worn on Deadpool’s butt.

When Trevor turned his head to look at the Tyrant again, he found that William Platinum was about to catch up with him. Now he had entered the G2 form. His original face was no longer visible, and the tissues produced by the G virus in his body were larger and more numerous, especially the feet that were chopped off by Deadpool, which turned into two disgusting big paws.

The already large right claw was now even larger, the large eyeball on its shoulder was staring at them intently, and a string of small eyeballs had grown in the middle of its body.

"So disgusting." Mai Sakurajima felt like she was being stared at by a group of people, and this William Plkin seemed to be able to see her.

"Is my invisibility ineffective?" said Sakurajima Mai.

"Try it with a zombie. I can see you all the time."

"If I wasn't being hunted, I would have taken this as a confession."

"If zombies can see you, then this isn't a confession, it's bad news!"

Deadpool chimed in, "Could it be because she took off her bunny costume?"

Mai Sakurajima said angrily: "Take care of yourself first, Shirley!"

"Oh no, Claire, you're taking me away from the orphanage!" Deadpool screamed in horror, "That old white police chief wants to take me away, and he's going to send me to the island."

[If you say that, then this link is a bit dangerous]

[Too rude, this Deadpool is really ignorant]

[Epstein said it was great]

[Deadpool always comes up with surprising things]

[Don’t trust the old white man in DC]

[Except for those who clearly stated that they like blondes with big waves and big breasts]

[That is the normal aesthetic of normal men. I decided to subscribe to Playboy magazine for a year to promote normal aesthetics to people around me.]