I was surrounded by the barrage and then traveled through time

Trevor: "Thank you."

"Tyler Rick."

"Victor Choi."

"real name?"

"The pseudonym is Li Sanguang."

"Victor Cui... How dare you touch such a famous person?"

"Because I am Batman."

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The four of them went up the fire escape stairs on the outside of the apartment building together.

Deadpool, leaning on his cane, started to talk to the new member: "Trust me, Thor, joining my X-Force is the best choice in your life. It is definitely more suitable for you than the Avengers. Deadpool's connections are much stronger than the Avengers."

"I'm not Thor, I'm Taylor..." Taylor Rick was interrupted again before he could finish his words.

"I know, you want to say you're a fan of Taylor Swift." Deadpool took out his Walkman, "Come on, let's listen to Beyonce's "Sorry."

"He only want me when I'm not there. He better call Becky with the good hair."

I don't know how Deadpool played the song, but he just played this line of lyrics.

"Did you hear that, Jay-Z?"

Chapter 34: The Old Man in Sunglasses

[The scope of Deadpool's harm has finally expanded from Hollywood to the music industry. ]

[Look at how many jokes he made in this sentence, and the main attack was on Jay-Z]

[Is it because Kanye West is banned now, so no one mentions him anymore? 】

[It’s none of our business. We didn’t ban him here.]

[Deadpool is alluding to Kanye West's incident of grabbing the microphone]

[The music industry is so outrageous, they are really interesting, so does Jay-Z still recognize Kanye as his younger brother? ]

[You’ll know in a moment]

…………

"His brain is full of cancer cells. You can't reason with such a person." Trevor pointed at Deadpool, who was wiggling his hips, and told Tyler Rick that Deadpool had cancer. "Even the old men and women who are throwing tantrums on the street are not as difficult to deal with as him."

Tyler Rick looked at Deadpool again and saw that he had found a golden wig from somewhere and put it on his head while singing in a bitch manner. He suddenly felt that it was not easy for Trevor and Mai Sakurajima along the way.

Mai Sakurajima: I'm the only one who has a hard time. I used to think Trevor was a normal person.

"I found that when you yell, the force you use to swing at the zombies becomes stronger. It's not that easy to just blow the zombie's head off." Rick carefully observed Trevor's body shape and movements. He could also blow the zombie's head off, but that level would require a lot of strength, and Trevor's movements didn't look that fierce.

So he also has super powers, and the only one in this team who doesn't have super powers is Tyler Rake himself.

"I can see that each of you three has unique skills."

There is no need to mention Deadpool, he also saw Mai Sakurajima wandering around in front of the zombies without being noticed.

He is the only ordinary person.

"You have to believe in yourself. You are the protagonist and you have more scenes than the supporting characters we just encountered." Trevor accidentally hurt Henry Cavill.

[It’s so funny, there are more shots of Henry standing than lying down]

[A total of one minute]

[Anyway, Hemsworth is far behind, but Henry has achieved four consecutive defeats in the toilet]

[He also contributed classic shots with Deadpool, which was worth it]

[It’s not just a break-even, it’s a huge profit, the video has a very high number of views]

[This is simply free traffic. Warner should regret it. There is no traffic when newcomers are hired.]

…………

Deadpool was twisting his hips on the stairs imitating Beyonce's dance moves. Mai Sakurajima, who was following behind him, had no expression on her face. Why could this idiot perform such enchanting dance moves? Why wouldn't his wig fall off no matter how hard he shook it?

Also, why is she following behind Deadpool, while Trevor and Thor are at the end?

A window in the building opposite was suddenly opened, and an old man wearing sunglasses stuck his head out and yelled at Deadpool, "What kind of crap are you playing! Play the theme song of Spider-Man!"

The old man sang as he spoke: "Spider Man, Spider Man."

"Shut up! Stan Lee!" Deadpool cursed at the old man in sunglasses, "Peter will cry when he hears you, your singing is too bad!!!"

"You red-skinned avocado bastard! This is his favorite song!" The old man in sunglasses angrily pointed his middle finger at Deadpool and said hello to Tyler Rick, "Thor, the new hairstyle I designed for you is not bad, it suits you very well! Did you get new eyeballs?"

Taylor Rick touched his short hair, not understanding what the old man was talking about.

He is a private, so isn't it normal for him to have short hair?

"There's nothing wrong with my eyes." Taylor Rick was sure that his eyes had never been injured.

"He has Alzheimer's, leave him alone."

The old man in sunglasses was suddenly bitten on the neck by a zombie that suddenly appeared behind him. He screamed and was pinned to the ground. Then other zombies also joined in the feeding.

"Don't we need to save him?" asked Tyler Rick. The old man praised his handsome hairstyle and said he was a nice person.

"Don't worry about him, he will appear again. Just ignore him when you meet him in the future." Deadpool started to curse Stan Lee again, but he took out a rose from his schoolbag and placed it on the stairs.

"Goodbye, old man."

【It actually makes me feel a little touched】

[Is this still the same sand sculpture as Deadpool? ]

[He knew Stan Lee, but others didn’t]

[Gwen also knows]

[Gwen is too young, Deadpool has experienced Marvel's turbulent times]

[But watching Stan Lee being bitten to death by zombies is still too Deadpool]

…………

The four of them made their way to the top of the fire escape staircase, and then climbed up to the roof one by one.

There is not a single zombie on the rooftop, so it seems safe for now.

Trevor took out a flare, pulled the trigger towards the sky, and a green light whooshed up into the sky.

"That'll be fine?"

"No, we still have to block the stairs." Trevor's instinct told him that it would be best to make some defensive preparations. "Tyler, follow me."

Now that he has a more reliable soldier, Trevor immediately abandons his good brother Deadpool. The idiot just now was just playing with the other party out of necessity. Trevor decided not to be an idiot.

At most, there is a sense of humor.

The two men couldn't find anything suitable to hold the outward-sliding door in place, so they could only temporarily secure it with tape.

"Wade, do you have a welding torch!?"

"I'll look for it... I got it. Special super glue! The Horse-Faced Thunder God should have asked me to help him glue his hammer back together."

Trevor took a look at the bottle of glue in Deadpool's hand, and he wasn't sure whether it was reliable, so he decided to let Deadpool do it himself.

"I like the plot of that comic the most. Please don't ruin it. I want a KanColle girl too."

"The bunny girl over there, Trevor said he likes Ex Machina, do you want to transform her?"

"Shut up, Wade."

Deadpool sprayed glue directly into the crack of the door and got it on his hand. When Trevor saw this, he thought it was a good thing that he didn't use Deadpool's magic props.

The sound of a helicopter was heard not far away. Calculating the time from the launching of the flare to now, it was about one minute, which was a bit too fast. I can only say that this was worthy of being the designed evacuation method, right?

When Deadpool saw the helicopter appear, he excitedly took out two signal sticks from his bag and lit them up with green flames, looking like a Green Lantern.

He knelt on the ground in a stupid posture, the background music started playing, and he imitated Nicolas Cage's scene in "The Rock".

Mai Sakurajima whispered, "There's still super glue on his hands."

"That's why I didn't remind him."

Update later today

As the title says, I will update later today.

I haven't slept well these past two days. Every day before six o'clock, construction starts opposite Jie to demolish the ruins left by the previous fire. It's really outrageous. The noise wakes me up early and I can't sleep.

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Chapter 35: People Under the Helicopter

"Trevor, you have a terrible conscience!" Deadpool waved his hands around Trevor and shouted, only to find that the signal stick was stuck to his hand.

"I just heard you talking to the bunny girl, and you deliberately didn't warn me!"

Mai Sakurajima moved to the side. It was the idiot brothers' business. Don't hurt her by mistake.

Taylor Rick gave her a sympathetic look. This child has it really hard.

Trevor sneered and gave Deadpool a look of disapproval, which made Deadpool's heart tremble. He seemed to have seen this look somewhere before.

Trevor said: "I am from the DC Universe, I have no conscience."

[This sentence is simply too invincible]

[You can throw any dirty water at the DC Universe, right?]

[To be able to say something like this is indeed very DC Universe-like]

[If Trevor is a magician, he can try to develop something like Constantine, that scumbag]

[If it was someone like the scumbag Kang, Mai Sakurajima would have been eaten up and thrown away long ago]

[Darkness, it’s too dark]

…………

"I knew it! The audience told me that your favorite superhero is Batman. You were just imitating the look in the eyes of the Bat Family. I thought you were going to take off my pants like a weird uncle!" Deadpool said shyly, "If you can introduce me to Batman, I think we can do a big deal."

Deadpool put on a black mask and struck a locker room pose, saying, "I know the dark and profound art very well."

Trevor felt like he was going to throw up.

The sound of a grenade exploding downstairs saved him. It was the grenade he had left on G William that exploded.

"Damn it, my hands are stuck. I can only poke its mouth with the signal stick. This will affect my rating!"

"Take your gloves off."

After hearing this, Deadpool immediately threw off his two gloves and drew out two swords with both hands: "Uncle Deadpool can solve such a problem in one go. My IQ is higher than that of Tony the Shithead."

【So shameless】

[One has no conscience, the other has no shame, a pair of good brothers]

[His hands are disgusting]

[Tony Stark's intelligence will definitely decrease after seeing Deadpool's hand - disgusted]

[Spider-Man will definitely go crazy if he meets these two people]

[Poor Parker, Trevor has to play his Uncle Ben]

…………

Trevor squatted at the edge of the building and carefully stretched his head to take a look at G William's current condition. It looked like it had just recovered and had been blown up again, and had not yet fully entered the combat state.

"The helicopter will attract its attention." Taylor Rick noticed this very keenly, "Can it climb the wall directly?"

If they take the stairs, they should still have enough time to retreat. But if this guy jumps directly, the height of ten floors may not be a problem for him.

"I have one more flashbang."