I was surrounded by the barrage and then traveled through time

[Thor couldn't understand, but he was shocked]

[Another superhero actor has been dragged into the sea, I hope his shots can surpass Henry]

Chapter 32 Let the Captain Sacrifice Himself

Tyler Rake had a very strong feeling about Deadpool when he first saw him.

This guy is absolutely a big idiot. Normal people don't dress like this, and he exudes a cheap aura all over his body.

In comparison, the two handsome men and beautiful women beside him look much more pleasing to the eye. At first glance, they are the protagonists of a classic adventure movie. As for this red sand sculpture, it is obvious that he is a supporting role and a funny character.

Looking at Deadpool with a stick on his head, Tyler Ricker finally realized that even if they traveled to a zombie apocalypse, funny characters would still be the most powerful ones.

It's all embedded in there like nothing happened.

[Deadpool’s styling is always so silly]

…………

Taylor Rick looked at G William who was approaching, picked up his rifle and aimed to shoot. He could tell at a glance that he should shoot the eyes first.

While shooting, he asked, "Have you made up your mind? If it doesn't work, I will withdraw on my own."

"Agreed, come down Thor." Trevor bared his teeth and asked Taylor Rick to come down.

He knew who this character was, the protagonist of "The Expendables", a reckless private military contractor who had caused a big fuss in Mumbai, rescued a journalist in Congo, and even dealt with two gangs to rescue the mayor of Rio. He was very powerful.

The plot of the first part is very good, but the plot of the second part is a little bit awkward. Trevor really can't understand why an Australian special forces member would marry a Georgian. If you think about it carefully, it seems quite rare. Could it be that his ex-wife immigrated?

Taylor Rick didn't understand why these two people called him by a strange name. It was strange. What was Thor?

Although he didn't know the reason, it didn't stop him from calling himself Thor. From now on, he was Thor.

[This one is even more heavyweight and has great endurance]

[How to have full endurance? 】

[In the long shots of the movie that last more than ten minutes, he is either fighting or driving. Do you think his endurance is insufficient? ]

[Even with all the equipment he has now, he is still a protagonist and is not to be trifled with.]

[He was shot in the neck and fell into the river, but he was still able to be rescued and filmed a second part. It would have been impossible if he wasn’t the protagonist]

…………

"Welcome to X-Force!" Deadpool, with his buds on his head, wanted to hug and welcome the new members, but was then pushed out by Trevor.

"Come on, Captain. Deal with this big guy like your ex-wife did!"

Trevor's series of familiar operations made Tyler Rick a little worried about the stability of the team - people were sold too quickly.

Tyler Rick fell directly down from the fire escape on the second floor. There were two zombies at the back of the alley, coming towards them. Tyler found that the man and woman were not panicking at all. The girl skillfully took out her gun and broke the leg of the next zombie. The older boy muttered strange noises and smashed the first zombie's head with a crowbar.

Although the captain looks like a fool, his overall strength is still very good, and he seems to be very experienced in dealing with these zombies.

"Tough guy, how about putting the broadsword here?"

"no problem."

The Broadsword was placed about seven or eight meters behind the exit of the trail. Tyler Rick skillfully installed the detonator on the Broadsword mine. He also lay on the ground and used the sight to determine the angle. After a while, the Broadsword mine was installed. He also picked up an orange roadblock from the side of the road and placed it aside to remind Deadpool.

This is called professionalism

[It’s just missing a tool to test whether the lead is normal]

[There is no other way even if the conditions do not allow]

[Will Chris still be in the third part of this film? We can't keep filming documentaries about him.]

[Of course he would act. If he didn't act, how would he make a living? Dancing?]

[He can make more documentaries and create a documentary era for Hollywood movie stars]

[I also watched a documentary shot by Will Smith today]

[Record the causes and consequences of his Oscar slapping incident and his mental journey?]

…………

Trevor walked out of the path and saw Deadpool lying on top of G. William, with a knife stuck in his eyeball and the other knife being used to hack back and forth on G. William's body.

"Wade! Come here!"

After Trevor shouted, several zombies around noticed him and started to surround him. Trevor had no choice but to get rid of them first.

Deadpool stepped on G. William's head and somersaulted down, sprinting towards Trevor, shouting, "Run, Hanks!"

After Trevor breaks a zombie's leg, he retorts: "You are Forrest Gump, why don't you go to Gotham?!"

"It's too dark there, no normal person would want to go to Gotham!"

This is true. The villains in Gotham are either mentally ill or can turn Batman into a psychopath.

Trevor doesn't want to go to Gotham anyway, he's afraid that all his pants will be snatched away by the people in Crime Alley.

Trevor rushed back to the safe point first, where Tyler Rick was waiting for them. Mai Sakurajima stood not far behind him, keeping an eye on Tyler Rick. If this man did anything inappropriate, Mai Sakurajima would have to take necessary measures.

She just tested it again, and ordinary zombies still couldn't see her. The reason why she felt like she was being stared at by G. William was probably because there were too many eyeballs on its body, just like the compound eyes of a fly. Once she saw that pile of eyeballs, she would naturally feel like she was being stared at.

It's really too weird.

Deadpool also rushed to the entrance of the trail, but he did not brake. Instead, he drifted and accelerated at the intersection in a very cartoon-like way.

[Running with both feet in place, isn't this a plot that only exists in Tom and Jerry? ]

[Marvel is owned by Disney, so it’s understandable]

[Deadpool's funny character attributes exploded and belong to]

[Maybe you’ll see Mickey Mouse in the future]

[Will Disney sue Tsui Hark or ban the video?]

[Do you believe that Tsui Hark dares to show everyone cult Disney animations every day? Which company can stand Tsui Hark's daily criticism?]

[They should pay protection money to Cui Gou]

…………

Deadpool delayed for a while, and G. William behind him caught up with him. As soon as he ran past the Broadsword mine, G. William appeared at the intersection of the path.

Trevor raised his gun and aimed at G William's big eyeballs and started firing continuously, but it was of no use.

"Detonate!"

"what?"

Trevor sat down and grabbed the detonator from Tyler Rick's hand and pressed it three times.

A loud bang sounded in the path, and a red tights flew over the heads of Trevor and the other three.

Tyler Rick also saw Deadpool giving them the middle finger.

Chapter 33: The Sexiest Man in the World

[Deadpool was blown away again and again]

[This time it's a Broadsword mine, and the stuff inside is even more explosive]

[So it will fly farther, right? ]

[Noble Phantasm - Spinning Red Sand Sculpture]

[The function is to be blown away, to add a little fun to everyone, right? 】

[It’s already very kind of me that I didn’t hit Cui Gou]

…………

No one looked at Deadpool who had already flown out, but first looked to see if G William was killed by the Broadsword Mine.

Everyone's minds were in a mess. The explosion of this thing was much more powerful than the previous grenade. Sakurajima Mai felt that she should make a gun battle movie in the future, as she already had some experience.

Especially the experience of listening to the explosion.

After the black smoke dissipated, the three men looked at G. William lying on the ground, and they all raised their weapons and pointed them at this terrifying big guy.

G William was lying on the ground, with a pool of strange orange-yellow liquid seeping out from under his body. Trevor and Rick moved a little closer and saw that G William's body was covered with wounds. The parts of his body that had not been completely covered by the G virus were even more bloody, and one of his thighs was directly broken by the scattered steel balls.

Not to mention its eyeballs, none of which are intact, and the larger the eyeball, the more serious the damage.

Rick looked at William who was blown to pieces, and felt that this creature's body was really strong. If it were a normal person, he would have been broken into pieces by the small steel balls when facing the broadsword. Those who were lucky would have died instantly, while those who were unlucky would have to live for a few more minutes.

[Sure enough, after the firepower is up, there is nothing to fear]

[Would it be better if I used a rocket launcher?]

[Is there any arms dealer who can quickly sponsor Cui Gou to give it a try? What a great advertising opportunity! Whoever wins the first prize will be able to take over all zombie-themed works.]

[They definitely want to, but they can only think about it]

[It is foreseeable that many arms dealers will shoot short films about the zombie crisis in the future]

[Henry and Chris may have new jobs, their agents should hurry up, we want to see them shirtless in the zombie apocalypse]

[They should all thank Cui Gou for his kindness]

…………

Rick asked Trevor: "It should be dead."

"For now, can we reach the top floor within five minutes?" Trevor looked up at the tallest building nearby. It looked like it had about eleven or twelve floors, so it shouldn't be too difficult to climb.

"I don't know the number of zombies on the top floor, it may take more time."

Tyler Rick himself didn't climb too high, and he felt that the number of zombies in the middle and lower levels was not too many.

"How long will it take the captain to get back to normal?"

"If you say he is ten times more handsome than you, he will jump up immediately."

Tyler Rick felt like Trevor was playing a trick on him. He was blown away and landed hard, probably breaking several bones.

"Wade, Thor said you're more handsome than him. You're the sexiest man in the world."

"I know. I got this title from People magazine earlier than him." Deadpool quickly rolled over and got up from the ground. He reached out to Mai Sakurajima to help him, but Mai Sakurajima handed him the "spear" with disgust and asked him to use it as a crutch.

"Of course, the value of defeating Chris Hemsworth is different from that of defeating Dwayne Johnson." Deadpool stood up with the help of a "crutch" and said to the camera with an apologetic look: "Dwayne, my good brother, you know, it is much more difficult to defeat a handsome guy with flowing blond hair than to defeat a bald guy."

"I'm not saying you're not sexy. When you go to pick up your daughter from school, a bunch of young ladies will add your contact information. If you don't have enough time, I, as the sexiest man in the world, can also help take care of their children."

[How is this title evaluated? Why does it feel a bit unreliable? 】

[This is also related to the popularity and career of the selected star. Chris was directly elected for "Thor"]

[Heimdall was also selected, so you know, there is no strict basis for the selection. It’s OK for Cui Gou to be on the list, his popularity is already overwhelming]

[Is Johnson the only bald guy in the film? ]

[Jason Statham at least has a circle outside, hahahaha]

[It feels like Ryan and Johnson are in trouble for the time being]

[Are you waiting to be scolded by your wife? Now anyone who has worked with Ryan should be prepared to be criticized]

[Pitt has been criticized several times for his guest appearance as an invisible man]

…………

Tyler Rick didn't understand what Deadpool was saying at all, so he decided to learn more from Trevor.

"Keep watch for me." Trevor took out a glass from his backpack, the mouth of which was just big enough for a grenade to fit in.

When Tyler Rick saw Trevor take out the cup, he knew what Trevor was going to do, and he looked at Trevor with a higher opinion. It seemed that he knew these practical little tricks and must have watched a lot of related videos on the Internet.

After Trevor stuffed the grenade in, he pulled the ring. The handle of the grenade was stuck by the glass and could not be opened. When the glass broke, it automatically opened and entered the countdown.

Trevor carefully walked to G. William's side, quickly put the cup down, and then jumped away.

After G William wakes up and drops the glass and breaks it to the ground, you can hit it again and remind Trevor and the others at the same time.

Unless the quality of the glass is so good that it won't break if it falls to the ground, nothing unexpected will happen.

Tyler Rick: “Good idea.”