I was surrounded by the barrage and then traveled through time

"Little cat": "..."

Is this owner's brain not working very well?

[Hahaha, the kitten's confused expression is the same as the real-life version of Simba]

[Trev's lip-syncing really sounds good]

[The kitten looks exactly like Mai Sakurajima looking at the silly duo]

[This description is very insightful. When Trey Holmes is not with Deadpool, he also starts to act silly.]

[He looks so excited, I want to give it a try too, but unfortunately I only have a cat]

[Going to the zoo is not allowed either. I asked about this.]

…………

The "little cat" struggled and Trevor lost his hold on it. Although it was small, it was very strong. It recovered its original shape and fell to the ground. A lion that was more majestic than Mufasa reappeared in front of Trevor.

"All lions in zoos should be raised according to this standard." Trevor looked at the thick mane of "Little Cat" and gave a thumbs up. "This way, he will look like the king of the grassland."

"My Lord, you are so boring." The "Little Cat" shook his handsome mane, "Although I don't know why you are obsessed with this lion king Simba, but I am definitely different from him. I don't need a kingdom or a territory."

"You just need to defend your former master's empire, right?" Trevor put his hand into the "little cat's" mane and touched it. The furry feel was very comfortable.

"Empire?" Kitty frowned, as if trying hard to think whether this word still left an impression in his mind. "I feel like I have some impression. My former master... I can't remember it clearly. I only know that you are the master I serve now."

Trevor stroked the "little cat's" fur with his fingers. The surface felt soft, but when Trevor poked down hard, he found that he couldn't move it at all.

So Trevor tapped its kneecap again and felt it was very hard, a little different from the feedback given by ordinary bones.

Trevor sat cross-legged in front of the "kitten" and said to it: "I'm going to ask you a few words, see if you have any impression."

"Okay." "Little Cat" also sat down, and his momentum was much stronger than Trevor's.

The two of them together are like Deadpool sitting opposite Deathstroke.

"Emperor."

"Constantine Waldo."

"Imperial Guards."

"Unification War."

"The Terra Palace."

"The Great Crusade."

"Horus Lupercal."

"The Horus Heresy."

"Sanguinius."

"Boarding."

"Spirit of Vengeance."

"The Golden Throne."

[The words Cui Gou said are all sensitive points for the Imperial Guards]

[Does he suspect that this little kitty is a member of the Imperial Guard? ]

[It makes sense. Its previous answer proves that it has some impression of the human empire.]

【Could this be a conspiracy of Tzeentch? 】

[Isn't this a test? Trevor is very cautious in this regard. He touches himself before he crosses over to confirm his gender.]

[You see, these words are in chronological order, from the Emperor's expedition to his sitting on the Golden Throne. The most important event is that the Custodians joined the Emperor on the Vengeful Spirit.]

[This should be quite stimulating. I will go find a more stimulating word.]

…………

Trevor noticed that when Kitty heard the words "boarding" and "Spirit of Vengeance", his eyes were obviously dazed for a moment.

Then I'm sorry.

"Emperor."

"Near death."

"Imperial Guards."

"malfeasance!"

[Damn, Cui Gou is still that ruthless guy]

[If I were the Imperial Guard, I would stew Cui Gou today]

[Lean meat, fat meat and cartilage should be chopped separately into sauce]

…………

The "kitten" suddenly jumped up and yelled, "Stop talking!"

Trevor took one look at it and said something even more ruthless: "The Custodians attacked the Emperor aboard the Vengeful Spirit."

In an instant, the "little cat" only felt a severe pain in its head. It felt as if its soul was about to split apart, and the chaotic memories seemed to be stirring its soul.

[Cui Gou, ah Cui Gou, you are such a bad guy]

[You are really a piece of shit]

[Deadpool is right, you are too dark]

…………

Trevor has already determined the origin of "Kitty", and also knows who the big boss that Deadpool mentioned is.

Hiss, I don’t know whether being targeted by that guy is a good thing or a bad thing. The other party can send out an imperial guard, so it is conceivable that he must be ready to squeeze the money out of me.

In Trevor's opinion, this emperor sometimes likes to get things for free.

And he didn't know what in him was worth betting so heavily on. Could it be pure genetic material?

Trevor is afraid that he will be drained to death. If that is the case, please send some beautiful white-haired combat nuns to drain him.

Trevor walked over to the "kitten", rubbed its head and said, "Be good, how about going back home to eat fried chicken tonight?"

Chapter 39: Trevor Just Wants to Be at Peace

The "little cat" now looked like a cat that had fallen into the water, lying listlessly on the ground, with the once majestic mane on its neck drooping down.

It completely lacks the spirit of the previous Lion King.

Trevor gently rubbed its big head and looked at its lost eyes. He could now probably guess the origin of this "little cat".

There was such a strong reaction to the battle on the Spirit of Vengeance. It is very likely that it was the Imperial Guard that participated in the battle at that time. However, if we calculate based on the time of the plot, there should be very few Imperial Guards of this age. After all, after the war, only one in ten of the Imperial Guards survived, and their number was greatly reduced.

Later, when Guilliman returned, the Battle of Lion's Gate was experienced, and the army suffered serious casualties again.

And based on the fact that the "little cat" now cannot clearly recall past events, it can be guessed that either the Emperor deliberately erased them, or its soul was already dead.

Even the Emperor would not be so generous as to use a normal Guardsman to create a lion. These are Guardsmen, not mass-produced Astartes.

What the Emperor loves most are the Imperial Guards created by him personally. The Imperial Guards are the most perfect human beings in his imagination.

'Stormforged Eternals.'

Trevor speculates that the Emperor may have used a similar method to create the Stormcast Eternals to create Kitty, forging its original soul into this body.

As for why it is a lion instead of a human, it is most likely because after the Emperor sat on the Golden Throne, he could no longer create the Imperial Guards himself, as current technology could not meet his requirements. Another reason is that an incomplete soul might not be able to control the Imperial Guards' powerful bodies.

Of course, the Emperor might have other ideas.

Maybe he thinks that lions are more powerful and can turn into kittens and hide in the normal world. If so, is the "kitten" a helper tailor-made for Trevor?

The more Trevor thought about it, the more he felt that the emperor wanted his body, and that you have to give back as much as you have taken from him.

Whether it is Marvel or DC spellcasters, they will face this problem.

After scolding Trevor, the barrage finally stopped temporarily, and Trevor told his analysis to the stupid netizens.

[Cui Gou, you do have some truth in what you said. It seems that the Emperor really desires your body.]

[If the Emperor really wanted your genes, why didn't he just take you over?]

[Remember what Deadpool said? This is a game. If the Emperor can see it, maybe others can see it too, such as Deadpool’s old lover, Death.]

[Those great gods will definitely not leave, so what can they gain from this game? Spokespersons? ]

[It depends on what the game is about. Invading other worlds to get something? Or is it just a bet by the masters?]

[Like the cattle on Mount Olympus?]

…………

Maybe it is true, Trevor thought about the various gods in the infinite world. Maybe it would be easy to cause big problems if they started a war at will, so they held the competition like this? Just like the animals on Olympus fighting for power and profit relying on mortals to gamble.

[It is also possible that players can give these gods something they want. Could this be a ritual, and the chosen players can bring them power after completing the task?]

[The minds of the great gods are too hard to guess, but Trevor has something that others don’t have. He traveled through time and has a barrage of comments.]

[The Emperor values ​​humanity the most, and Trevor is not just one person, he also has a group of stupid netizens with him]

[Could it be that the Emperor is too lonely and wants to see what humans in the 3K period do when they go online? Then I will tell you that they waste their time browsing small websites, cursing people, and watching boring videos]

…………

Why does Trevor feel like this idiotic netizen's comments are directed at him?

Let’s not worry about that for now, Trevor should just coax the “kitten” first.

"I'm sorry for bringing up your sad story."

"Kitty" raised his head, looked at Trevor with sad eyes and said: "I don't remember that experience, but I can feel the sadness and pain from my soul, as well as deep self-blame. My Lord, I will not let this happen again."

Oh my god, Trevor swore to his conscience that from now on, "Little Kitty" would be closer to him than his uncle, and he replaced Deadpool to become the number one.

Trevor felt a deep sense of reliability from the words of "Little Cat". He first traveled to the unfamiliar Tokyo, and before he could catch his breath, he traveled to Raccoon City. Although he met Mai Sakurajima and Deadpool, he was still forced to live in crisis.

Hearing "Little Cat"'s words, Trevor felt relieved all of a sudden.

He is just pursuing peace of mind now. Dio's theory of peace of mind is very suitable for Trevor who lacks security. Maybe he can't remember how many zombies he killed in Raccoon City, but he does this only for peace of mind.

[The kitten is like a little sun, making Cui Gou look even darker]

[It seems that Kitty is really from the Imperial Guards. With this sense of responsibility, don’t you think you’re a bastard, Cui Gou? ]

[I can understand what Cui Gou did, but I also admit that it was indeed a jerk.]

[In fact, there are many more things than this bastard. This society hurts people's hearts every day, but they are just the two of them who are being watched by everyone.]

[Look at those lawyers, they are much more assholes than Cui Gou in court]

…………

"Come and hug me." Trevor hugged the "kitten" by the neck and said to it, "Don't worry, the first thing I learned was to find a way to escape and save my life."

"I am very afraid of death, I don't have any ideals or ambitions, I lack faith, and my moral bottom line is very flexible."

"Little Cat" said speechlessly: "Why does it sound like you are saying that you are not a good person."

Trevor continued, "The Emperor wasn't a good person either. His sons said he was a cruel and ruthless monarch with a flexible moral line. He also liked to take other people's things for free, and in the end, he was found out."

Neither of the two owners were good people. Little Cat guessed that was why it came here?

"My Lord, I have a condition."

"Okay, as long as you don't go too far. I can't afford to treat you to antelope."

Lions must like to eat antelopes.

"..."

"What I want to say is that I want to choose my own name. I don't want to be called Kitty."

Trevor nodded: "Okay little cat, got it little cat, this is the name of the greatest commander of the Custodes, how nice."

"But I refuse." "Little Cat" felt that he should have a normal name.

"Look through the books yourself. I'm not good at naming. Do you know how we should leave here?" Trevor looked around. Did he have to use his brain to control it?