I was surrounded by the barrage and then traveled through time

Trajan and Trevor looked at each other and said in unison: "This is a sacred artifact."

Chapter 85: Go join the student union!

[Ah, a golden legend has appeared! ]

[This is simply the perfect equipment for surviving in the wild. It contains water, sugar, and alcohol.]

[The Emperor is still very good at talking. It hasn’t been long since he revealed this thing. In the future, won’t all Gungnir be brought to Cui Gou?]

[Cui Gou can't use a gun, so it's Poseidon's trident.]

[Now Cui Gou is going to change his strategic goal. He will immediately capture Longzhu Tao and lead the Longzhu Group to expand the bootleg liquor business and become the emperor of the liquor industry.]

[Can moonshining still make a lot of money? 】

[Do you understand high technology? This is all high technology]

[There is no cost involved, the only thing is the time and effort of pouring the wine.]

…………

Regardless of whether Trevor intends to start a bootleg liquor business, with this horn cup, he will never have to worry about having no alcohol to drink.

"This cup of wine is for the great All-Father!"

Trevor and Trajan clinked their glasses and started drinking together.

A man and a cat drank and ate fried chicken to celebrate the establishment of the Pretty Girls Force.

Trevor felt that he was developing in the direction of a Fenrisian, becoming more and more able to eat and drink.

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The next day, Trevor got up late again. He drank too much mead last night and had to sober up this morning.

Trevor ate a quick breakfast and went to school.

No one stopped Trevor to ask him about his schoolbag today, but the principal came to stop Trevor again.

This man from France inherited General Charles de Gaulle's never-give-up spirit. He...he walked towards Trevor!

"Guten Morgen!" Trevor greeted the principal warmly.

[The principal started crying by speaking German]

[Pay attention to the tone, imitating the tone of the Gestapo]

[We still need to march like Prussians]

[Keep your head high and chest out, and keep your back straight. Wear a military coat next time.]

…………

There were several black lines on the principal's forehead. Was the first sentence in the morning so harsh?

"Good morning, Cui." The principal's temper was still very good, and his expression did not change. "I heard that you went to the student union to seek help yesterday? How did you feel?"

Trevor's face suddenly turned stern, and his serious look scared the principal. He wondered if something had gone wrong.

"Principal, have you planted a Gestapo in this school?"

"This is a school, how could there be a Gestapo?!"

"No Gestapo? Then how did you know my information? Are you from the KGB office in London?"

"Nonsense! How can I serve London? We in France are independent!"

"you sure?"

The principal was so angry that he laughed. If he continued talking to this student, he would live ten years less!

But he would feel uncomfortable if he didn't get back at his old foes.

"Student Cui, if you don't want to participate in after-school activities, then try the student union. They are short of manpower, and it's inconvenient for a group of girls to move things. Last time I went over to take a look, I was dragged to help move files."

Trevor: "Then why don't you call a teacher to help?"

[Hahaha, the main point is to be unreasonable]

[Every word Cui Gou said was challenging the principal's psychological defenses]

[Maginot Line, right?]

[It was already penetrated in the previous sentence]

…………

Is this the point? The principal really wanted to yell this, but he couldn't ruin his demeanor. He has always been a principal who can get along well with students.

Definitely not a dictator.

"It must be Fujiwara Chika who is causing all this trouble, right?"

"This woman is the one who betrayed me, right?"

"Looking at her face, I know she's going to have bad luck in the future."

Trevor didn't even have to guess, the most trouble-making students in this school were all in the board game department.

The principal coughed, not wanting the other party to find out that he was up to no good. "If you want to join the student union, I'll talk to the student union president today. There are many benefits to joining the Xiuzhiyuan student union."

"I know that." Trevor certainly understood the value of the Shuchiin Student Union. There were only a handful of people who had served in the Shuchiin Student Union, but such connections were of no use to Trevor.

He is neither a politician nor a businessman. If he wants to expand his network, he should expand it within the inner circle.

The only purpose of joining the student union now is to facilitate communication between him and Kaguya Shinomiya.

Communicating with Sakurajima Mai is a very simple thing, but it is not so convenient with Shinomiya Kaguya.

"But can you interfere with the appointment of student union members?"

"I can still nominate you. I just ran into Shinomiya-san, and she said she had a good chat with you yesterday. I think she would also be willing to help her classmates better integrate into campus life."

[It must be good. They have formed a team of beautiful girl special forces.]

【We are all good sisters from now on】

[Mermaid Warrior and His Beautiful Girl]

What if Deadpool joins in?

[That's the Sand Sculpture Special Forces]

…………

After seeing Trevor agree to try to join the student union, the principal felt that he had helped another student grow and that he was truly an excellent educator.

Today's work is done, and I can go catch Pokémon happily again.

"Then I'll be leaving first, Headmaster."

"Goodbye, Cui."

You thought it was over?

ridiculous.

The principal, who was still waving at Trevor, watched as Trevor stood at attention, raised his right fist, and said in German with great energy: "Long live Hydra!"

After saying that, Trevor walked away with a swagger, leaving the principal standing alone in the cool spring breeze.

It’s over, it’s over. My reputation is ruined.

Meeting this child really shortened his life by ten years.

[Cui Gou completely annoyed the principal]

[It is estimated that the principal did not dare to come to him for a long time]

[This German, this accent, this temperament, if you don't look at the face, it's the standard old Prussian Iron Cross]

[Goose-stepping through the Arc de Triomphe]

[Is it really okay for you to do this? Why didn't you mention that the principal subconsciously wanted to raise his hands just now? ]

[I still think it’s not strong enough, right?]

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After chatting with the principal, Trevor felt that campus life was still very interesting. As long as you don't think about further studies, you can do a lot of interesting things.

For example, find a way to make the principal surrender to you.

After a morning of hard study, a hungry Trevor finally arrived at his loyal cafeteria.

Although no one was eating with him, Trevor didn't care about it at all because he ordered meals for two and could role-play and finish the meal with himself.

Of course, there are exceptions when there are unexpected guests.

"If you want to cause trouble, please let me finish my meal first, and then we can go out and find a quiet place to talk."

"…Mr. Cui, I'm your physical education teacher."

Chapter 86: Fooling, and then Fooling

[Laughing to death, what the hell is this situation]

[The physical education teacher was confused. How could a teacher like me become a troublemaker? ]

[The students beside him were also confused and frightened by Cui Gou’s words]

[This incident taught us not to disturb others suddenly when they are eating]

[If it was Ruth, the consequences would be more serious]

[Being beaten by a group of wolf cubs]

[Or being fed Fenrir's special mead]

…………

Trevor took a look and found that it was indeed his physical education teacher. Why did he come to see him in the middle of the day without eating?

Wait a minute, Trevor felt that he had figured out the problem.

"Teacher, did you forget to bring your meal card?"

"what?"

【what? 】

[I really like this sentence from CS:GO players]

[I really like this sentence from a Rainbow Six: Siege player]

[I really like this sentence from a Battlefield player]

[Cui Gou always brings different operations to people]

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The physical education teacher watched Trevor silently pull the plate toward himself and immediately realized what was going on.

"I'm not here to eat your food!"

"That's good. This is just enough to fill my stomach." Trevor wiped his mouth and looked at the two people in front of him. One was a teacher and the other was a student. They both looked strong and seemed to be exercising.

"What do you two want to talk to me about?" Trevor asked, hoping that they were not here to talk to him.

The physical education teacher pointed to a student sitting next to him and introduced him to Trevor: "Student Cui, this is the president of our Xiuzhiyuan basketball team."

"Oh, are you here to ask me to join the basketball team again?"

The basketball director excitedly said to Trevor, "Mr. Cui, the rise of the basketball team depends on you. You must be the hope that God has given to our basketball team."

This has nothing to do with God.

"You should thank my uncle. If it weren't for him, I wouldn't have come to Xiuzhiyuan to study. What's the point of thanking God?" Trevor was speechless. You little comrade, don't you grasp the key points? And you still want to trick me into going up the mountain?

I'm not from the mountains, why should I go up the mountain?

Seeing that the basketball team leader was not performing well, the physical education teacher stepped in and said, "Mr. Cui, the basketball team is in urgent need of a talent like you. The basketball team of Xiuzhiyuan has not performed well compared to other sports clubs over the years. Not to mention the national competition, even the good results in the regional competition are very average."

"Don't you have any special basketball recruits?"