I was surrounded by the barrage and then traveled through time

Trevor drew back his bush knife, the teeth still twitching.

"Wade Wilson, codenamed Deadpool, is a qualified meat shield."

Trevor has always been very rude to Deadpool, and there is no need for him to be polite.

Why are you being so polite to your good brother, so that he won't think you are entrusting your child to someone else before you die.

Deadpool covered the spot where Trevor had stabbed him just now, and said with a heartbroken look: "I didn't expect that now that you have a boss, we two brothers have become strangers."

"We had such happy days together in Raccoon City."

【Happy? Isn't that just a joke?】

[Happiness is left to us, and sand sculpture is left to ourselves. Praise the sand sculpture brothers]

[Cui Gou is still a little reluctant now. In half an hour, he will be back again.]

[Cui Gou: I will attack in the form of a sand sculpture]

[Heh, the power of the sand sculpture is increasing rapidly and rapidly! ]

[Run! There's a stupid guy here! ]

…………

Trevor felt that his experience in Raccoon City was not very happy. Who could be happy after seeing a group of zombies?

Is it a psychopath?

Now the others also have a general understanding of this Wade Wilson.

I feel very complicated. It turns out that there are really people with super powers in this world.

A person with sand sculpture ability.

"The more stupid this person is, the stronger his ability will be." Trevor said as he walked in front. "Once he stops being stupid, that means his brain returns to normal, and very bad things will happen."

Deadpool, who was trying to tease Trajan, was blinded in one eye by Trajan's claw.

"Damn it, damn it, I'm going to turn into that boiled egg of Nick Fury!"

"Oh my god! Secretary, where is my black leather trench coat?"

"You are a member of the Imperial Guard, not a Devouring Beast! Why are you doing this?!"

"From now on, I can only use one eye to peek at women bathing. This will save me from seeing a lot of things!"

After jumping around for a while, Deadpool took out a black eye patch from his crotch in the other dimension and put it on his injured eye.

He also put on a black windbreaker.

[This idiot, he forgot to put down his schoolbag]

[The Director of SHIELD will give up this look in the future]

[It would be embarrassing if it gets out. It would be too embarrassing.]

[It's embarrassing to have your eyes scratched by a cat]

[Boiled Egg can say that it is a Yuan-devouring Beast]

[Who dares to believe the words of the King of Agents?]

…………

I came to another security door, and the card I used just now was no longer useful.

Deadpool stood in front of the door and said arrogantly, "Fuck you, I'm Nicholas Joseph Fury, a Level 10 agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. Open the door!"

"You didn't open the door for me. I'll have the agents tear you apart!"

"Hydra, this must be a conspiracy of Hydra, Trevor, what should we do?"

Trevor was looking through the computer records at the front desk with Yukinoshita Haruno. After hearing Deadpool's words, he replied without even looking up: "I'm Alpharius."

Deadpool: "What a coincidence, I'm also Alpharius."

"We are all Alpharius."

I am also Alpharius

[Who else is Alpharius? ]

[Cui Gou cannot be Alpharius, because he is from the Inner Circle]

[No, whatever Cui Gou says is fine, because his direct superior is the Emperor, who is almost on the same level as the Lion King according to common practice.]

[It’s really scary. The Emperor is also Alpharius, because He is Alpharius’ father]

…………

Trajan sniffed the ground and smelled blood.

"My Lord, this direction."

Trevor immediately asked someone to follow.

Following Trajan, the group arrived at the door of a room.

Not only cats but even humans can smell the blood coming from inside.

"Captain Wade, it's your turn to show your skills."

"Why me again?"

"Because you are our captain." Trevor said, doing the X-Force action to Deadpool, "Captain, lead us to charge."

Deadpool was moved to look at Trevor and imitated Wakanda's movements, saying affectionately: "X-Force."

Then he rushed into the room without looking back.

"By the way, I forgot to tell you that there are a few things in there that don't look like human beings." Trevor said from behind after Deadpool rushed in.

Deadpool looked at the three sharks who were eating with relish, and then he realized that he had been tricked by Trevor again.

But who made him say good things about himself?

"Come on, Wade, you are the winner of the sexiest man in the world."

"That lady over there who is being chewed is waiting to be saved by you."

"Come on! Ole Ge!"

Trevor was waving a golden submachine gun from behind to cheer Deadpool on.

Yukinoshita Haruno on the side had an expression of doubt about her life.

[Yukinoshita Haruno: This person is such a fool]

[Cui Gou's cool and handsome image collapsed in the heart of a beautiful woman again]

[Yukinoshita Haruno shouldn't be so observant, but I didn't expect Cui Gou to become so stupid so quickly]

[It's not even half an hour yet, and he's already back to his old ways.]

[If Yukinoshita Haruno wasn't here, the four men together would be even more ridiculous]

Are they going to dance here?

[After all, there is a Maozi]

Chapter 106: Trevor is a master at playing dumb

Facing the powerful enemies who were besieging him, Wade drew his two swords and fought with them.

In fact, Trevor wanted to show everyone the strength of this idiot, to let them know that Deadpool does not only rely on his powerful self-healing ability to make a living, but his individual combat ability is definitely at the top level among humans.

It's just because he's so stupid that some people think he's not as good as his cousin Deathstroke.

They are just a few genetically modified sharks. Trevor believes that Deadpool will be able to destroy them easily.

"Come on, Shirley!"

Deadpool heard a name he didn't want to be mentioned, turned around, raised his middle finger and cursed at Trevor: "Shut up, singing man!"

Then he was bitten by the first shark man who rushed up.

【Hahaha, singing man! 】

[Obviously the number one singer under the Golden Throne (laughing to death)]

[The man who sang until he was attacked by a psychic force - Trevor]

[One sentence hits the mark directly]

[Cui Gou and Xing Jue should debut as a group, the singer and the dancer]

[Let Deadpool go back and find out if the Guardians of the Galaxy are still short of people]

…………

After Deadpool dealt with several shark men and performed some knife tricks, he posed in a pretentious manner.

"I'm going to take a picture with Denzel Washington in this pose."

Trevor stepped aside and asked Deadpool, "Wake up, how strong are they?"

"Of course you can't beat me. I'm a level 10 agent of S.H.I.E.L.D." Deadpool imitated Nick Fury's voice and said, "Do you think this is the limit of the King of Agents' strength?"

Trevor sneered and began to shoot arrows at you: "Even if SHIELD gave you the mission, they would still look down on you like scum. How could they even look at you straight in the eye?"

"Even if you support the registration faction, Iron Man won't even look at you. You are just a street mercenary. It is unexpected that you support the registration faction."

"You were born to be this kind of character. Even the glorious Captain Star-Spangled Banner wouldn't love you at all. You're not even an American. Of course, I don't like him either."

Deadpool has fallen to his knees.

Trevor was telling the truth.

"No one understands you. Who can you name? Spider-Man or Cable? Not to mention how the X-Men see you."

Deadpool knelt on the ground and sobbed.

Trevor walked over and handed Deadpool a can of beer and said, "I am the only one who knows you best. Next time, don't kneel down to the Stars and Stripes. If you have time, you might as well ask me to help you instead of him."

"God may not stand behind the Star-Spangled Banner, but the Emperor will certainly stand behind me."

Trevor knows exactly what the 18+ character Deadpool is like.

Inferiority complex, sensitive, childish.

Deadpool rushed over and hugged Trevor's thighs and cried, "Trevor, you are really my good brother. I swear I will help you become the harem king in the future and make you unable to get out of bed every day."

"Get lost! I don't want to have a harem! You, a jerk, can't handle those women, but a good boy like me can? I still have the Emperor's mission to complete!"

"You've become Trevor! You didn't even call me, you became the Chapter Master, leaving me and my battle-brothers to fight bugs in Macragge!"

Trevor raised the skull scepter and hit Deadpool on the head, then kicked him away.

"You become stupid when you get a little sunshine."

How could there be a fool like you in Macragge?

Yukinoshita Haruno watched the show for a long time and couldn't help but sigh: "What a deep brotherly love."

"You're jealous, don't you also want to have such a friendship, Miss Fake Smile?" Trevor knew the story of the deep sisterhood between Yukinoshita, "John, what did you find?"

"We're searching for passes."

Trevor also began to search the bodies of the staff members who were attacked by the shark man. Behind him, the smile on Yukinoshita Haruno's face disappeared.

One of them seemed to be not completely dead, but his arm was torn off and there were many bite wounds on his body.

After seeing it approaching, he opened his mouth to say something, but only a few intermittent sounds came out.

Deadpool came over and asked, "What is he talking about?"

Trevor: "...He said he was an islander."

[Don’t copy other people’s jokes, Cui Gou! ]

[Have you run out of ideas? Don't forget that you were a former spitball player! ]

[If you run out of inspiration, go to the set of "Gintama" to look for it]