I was surrounded by the barrage and then traveled through time

This voice sounds more genuine, after all, Deadpool is more familiar with burritos.

The trident pierced the three-headed shark man's stomach.

Deadpool raised his head and said to the three-headed shark man: "Big guy, the sun is going down!"

Saying the same lines his ex-wife had said to her green fat boyfriend, Deadpool pressed the detonation button.

This thing even has to be detonated manually.

However, the power of the explosion was still good. After a bright flash of fire, Deadpool and the deadly three-headed shark were both blown away.

"Wade, are you okay?" Trevor asked Deadpool who was lying on the ground.

There was no reply, so Trevor said again: "Guys, ignore him for now and keep firing!"

Trevor continued to check if there were any sharkmen below who were capable of fighting, and would open fire upon any he found.

The three people below did not rush to shoot at the three-headed shark man. Alexander asked Yukinoshita Haruno and John to continue attacking the shark people. This was the first task to be completed.

After clearing out the minions, it will be much easier to fight the big BOSS.

During the time when the Deadly Three-Headed Shark was blown away, Alexander took out the PTRs-41 anti-tank rifle from his backpack.

This is an anti-tank rifle that was born in World War II. The total length of the gun body is 2020mm and the caliber is 14.5x114mm.

However, as an old anti-tank rifle, its power was no longer enough, as the armor of German tanks was much thicker in the late World War II.

But there is no problem with beating people.

I don't feel any pain at all.

Another point is that the ptrs-41 anti-tank rifle is a semi-automatic weapon with a total of five rounds.

Before Trajan could rush forward, Alexander raised his anti-tank rifle - raised it, not supported it, nor held it - and fired a shot at the body of the deadly three-headed shark, which had not yet gotten up.

A sound like a cannon firing was heard, and then a blood mist burst out from the body of the deadly three-headed shark.

[What a terrible power]

[I am a sports student, I won’t make a sound even if you hit me]

[Is it really polite to hit someone with this thing? ]

[I think it's too polite to use it against aliens]

[This is a shark man, not an alien mouth! ]

[It’s nothing to me anyway! I need a big one to be strong enough! ]

…………

Deadpool got up from the ground, shook his head and said to himself: "What was that sound just now?"

At this moment, his front was completely black, as it was blown black by the explosives.

The only white parts of the face are the eyes.

Deadpool opened his mouth to say something, but a puff of smoke came out of his mouth.

"Wade! You've come to the wrong theater!" Trevor said to Deadpool on the radio channel, "This is a bad movie set, not a funny cartoon set!"

"Do you think you're filming Tom and Jerry?!"

Deadpool seemed to have not recovered yet. He turned his head and looked at Trevor and blinked.

[The blinking looks more like Tom and Jerry]

[Deadpool's career will reach its peak, he can collaborate with cartoon characters]

[It’s very difficult. A cartoon character cannot be linked with an 18+ character.]

[Even if you ask the boss of Marvel, it won’t work. The boss’s children are his own, and Marvel’s are all maintained.]

[Raising a pet well is their own skill, but if you don’t, you’ll have to bear the consequences]

[Marvel, it has become the shape of Disney]

【Ministry of Justice warning! 】

…………

Trajan rushed forward, ready to tear the three-headed shark's throat with his sharp teeth, but when he rushed forward, the deadly three-headed shark that had been lying motionless on the ground suddenly stood up and slapped him.

Trajan dodged the slap by rolling over like a lion, then raised his huge claws to return the blow to the opponent.

It's just that its attack direction is a bit unorthodox.

The claw hit the center of the three-headed shark man's crotch.

“Roar!!!”×3.

"Hiss——"×4.

【hiss--】

【hiss--】

[Looks like it hurts]

【Did you all make the same sound? 】

[It’s terrible, the kitten has learned bad things]

[Strike at the weak points, very good, you have mastered the essence of martial arts]

…………

Yukinoshita Haruno found this scene a bit eye-irritating.

She had never imagined before what it would look like for a three-meter-tall guy to cover his crotch and scream.

This is because she has not watched "Deadpool 1". You can tell by looking at Colossus' performance in the movie. The only difference is that Colossus looks relatively normal, at least he looks like a human being.

And he has a good sister.

Why don’t you call him uncle?

Taking advantage of the situation, Alexander aimed his anti-tank rifle at the middle head of the three-headed shark.

I fired one shot and missed.

It hit the neck, cutting off half of it, and the head in the middle drooped down.

This time the opponent didn't dare to stay any longer and wanted to run away directly, but Trajan bit his leg hard.

Deadpool also raised his two Desert Eagles and shot all the bullets at the heads of the remaining two.

"Who dares to call me stupid again?"

[Deadpool is still very fierce when he is not being silly]

[It’s even more powerful when it’s sand sculpture]

[It was very fierce just now. Most people don’t dare to carry out suicide attacks.]

[From now on, Deadpool can wear a bomb vest every day to rob the CIA's laundry detergent funds]

[Give the CIA a little Canadian shock, right?]

[Canada: Don’t talk nonsense, Master, this has nothing to do with me. This really has nothing to do with me.]

[Wait, isn't Canada a state of America? ]

[You studied geography in America, right? Do you know about Lisenburg? ]

[There must be someone who doesn’t know where Lisenberg is. It’s right next to Spain and Portugal. Americans are just bad at geography.]

[Who said that? I only know this country. I have even traveled there.]

…………

Deadpool jumped and stepped on the three-headed shark and announced loudly: "I defeated another big guy!"

tear.

Then his arms were torn off by the two remaining heads.

Chapter 112: A Frustrating Way to Die

I’m just afraid that the air will suddenly become quiet.

After the Three-Headed Shark ganked Deadpool, it ran away. Alexander fired two more shots, but they were not very effective if they didn't hit the vital parts.

The design in the game "Resident Evil" is better in this regard. Knowing that the bosses have abnormal recovery ability and high health volume, they prepared some weaknesses for them for players to target.

Even so, Trevor still couldn't figure out how Li Sanguang and other protagonists were able to complete the game without taking any damage.

Are they also destined?

Deadpool sat there alone with a dark face (literally).

"Trevor, can you help me put my pistol into the holster?" Deadpool shouted to his good brother at the end of the team, "I have no hands now."

Trevor deliberately said, "Then you definitely can't play Diablo, because you don't have a mobile phone."

【Classic reappearance! 】

【Old old joke】

What does it mean to last forever?

[Only those that can bring substantial economic losses can last for a long time]

[This is a true tested stalk]

…………

"What are you talking about again?"

"We are discussing the feasibility of him taking a photo of himself with his feet and posting it on social media."

"really weird."

"It's going to be even weirder, or more gross, when his new arm grows out."

Deadpool couldn't stand it anymore, he jumped up and cursed at Trevor loudly: "You damn guy, you can't walk when you see a woman who is older than you. The audience said you even flirted with a female doctor who is several years older than you."

"You damned bastard, sooner or later you'll cause someone else's husband to get KXK syndrome."

What is KXK syndrome?

[I don’t know either]

[Novel plot, a syndrome that can make a wife 100% become a widow]

[There is actually such a thing? It is really terrifying]

[Which novel should I go and read?]

[There's nothing to see, really, I'm not lying to you]

…………

"Shut up, or I'll bully you!" Trevor gave Deadpool a double middle finger and said, "It just so happens that your ex-wife and your wife both fit my aesthetic."

"Ah! If you have the guts, wait until my arms grow back and then try to show me how to do it!"

Yukinoshita Haruno separated the two idiots. If they continued arguing, who knows what outrageous things they would say.

Deadpool turned his firepower to Yukinoshita Haruno: "You just sided with him because he was good-looking. Poor woman, you can't appreciate my beauty at all. I am the winner of the title of the sexiest man in the world."

"Neither of you has anything to do with the term sexy man." Yukinoshita Haruno looked at Trevor and then at Deadpool and commented, "And your personalities don't suit my tastes either, which makes people feel very boring."

[What kind of man does this bad woman like? ]

[I like the kind that can be played with by her without breaking]

[It sounds a bit scary]

[Yukinoshita Haruno likes to overdo things she likes, and she will destroy things she doesn’t like]

[Trevor is not a Japanese boy, and there are still big differences in their thoughts, habits and personalities]

[Compare Cui Gou, Ye Shan and Da Sensei, can you find any differences? 】

[Choi Gou has low emotional intelligence and is quite direct in his interpersonal relationships. He doesn’t do the riddle man thing like the youth story.]