Survive in Azure Files

Just at this moment, I received a reply on my phone——

Momoi: Ah!

Tao Jing: Teacher, you need the phoenix feather in the hidden treasure chest before the third level!

Momoi: Otherwise, the undead king cannot be freed from his undead state!

I:……?

Me: What if... I didn't find the hidden treasure chest?

Momoi: Uh...

Taoi: Do you still have the save files from three levels ago?

You shit game producer!

I failed to clear the game, and got stuck. I felt like I was played by the game during the whole morning. I forgot about it. Anyway, I fell into deep despair...

I leaned back in my chair and chanted the secret words to enter the Box of Shiting: "Alona, ​​what do you think?"

"I can't bear to see it."

Alona puffed up her face: "Alona doesn't want to deal with the bad guy who forces other girls to do bad things in front of her."

I looked at Alona, ​​who had a petite figure and a childish face, and after thinking it over again, I still didn't say a word about the proposal that probably wouldn't be rejected.

It's too cruel. It's not acceptable.

"I'd like to make it clear that I didn't force her. It's obvious that Ako enjoyed it."

I thought about it afterwards, and always felt that it was me who was taken advantage of.

I sighed and said, "I can't help it. Some people just like this. In order to cater to their preferences, I can only be forced to endure humiliation and compromise. Alona, ​​who promised to stand by me no matter what happens, will definitely understand me and support me, right?"

"Woo——"

Silly Alona was angry and anxious, but due to her limited intelligence, she couldn't think of any rebuttal. She could only put on an expression as if she was about to cry and stared at me with her big eyes sparkling with tears.

There's nothing you can do. The silly child is throwing a tantrum and you can only coax him.

In the end, the price of restoring the original dessert share was paid, and Alona finally smiled... It was hard not to suspect that this might be what she did.

Alona is really good at utilizing her intellectual advantage!

After I left the Shiting Box, the bag that Yazi brought was nowhere to be found, and it seemed that she had left.

I wanted to give her a small gift...

I picked up the pet collar that was still on the desk, wondering whether I should call Yazi back to get it, or just let me keep it for the time being.

At this moment, the office door was suddenly pushed open.

"Teacher--" Kirino, whom I hadn't seen for many days, rushed in. She was about to speak, but when she saw what I was holding, she fell into a brief silence.

"There is no point in talking any more! Come with me and surrender yourself first!"

Chapter 16 Cuteness is Justice

"Why are you so sure that I did something bad?!"

I put the pet collar down and said sternly to Kirino, "And why didn't you knock before coming in?"

If I had come an hour earlier, I might have been caught in the act.

"Ahahaha, sorry, I was in a hurry so I forgot... And regarding the first question, I think it might be the fault of the teacher who always does strange things every time we meet?"

I decided to be a magnanimous person and not argue with fools.

"So what brings you here today?"

"Teacher, have you forgotten that you asked me to get the contact information of Chief Oba." Kirino smiled brightly, with a hint of innocent boasting in her tone, "I got it easily!"

...It's been almost a week, and I almost forgot about it. How dare you bring it up?

I couldn't help but feel a little choked up - I originally contacted Ye Zhu in the hope of causing more trouble for Caesar Group to increase the success rate of the plan. What about now? Xingye had already been rescued and returned to his leisurely daily life with the Countermeasures Committee.

But it can't be said to be completely useless. The public security chief's personal contact information will come in handy one day.

I first sent a friend request to Ye Zhu’s momotalk account, but it has not been accepted yet. I guess he is busy.

"Let's go, Kirino."

I stood up, put on my coat, and smiled. "In order to protect the peace of Kivotos, please allow me to go on patrol with you!"

It also helps me kill some boring time in the afternoon. As for a certain game, I don't want to touch it for the time being.

Stuff the items necessary to advance the main storyline into a hidden treasure chest that cannot be obtained again in the subsequent process... Cai Yu Tao Jing, right? This is a game you made!

It’s better to go out and relax.

“Oh, oh, oh!” The hot-blooded idiot Kirino fell for it and became visibly excited. “As expected of a teacher! Even though you’re injured, you’re still passionate. This attitude is worth learning from… I was right about you! Let’s work hard together!”

Huh? Haven't you always regarded me as a criminal in preparation?

"Did you have lunch before the patrol started?"

"Ah, not yet... I was planning to go there after notifying you..."

"That's great, let's go together, it's my treat."

I live frugally on a daily basis and have no bad habits. The money I save is for the purpose of spending on my students.

Kirino quickly waved her hand and refused:

"Teacher, I can't always let you spend money. Besides, I came out with a colleague today. She is waiting for me downstairs in Xialai Building, so I was so anxious before. Ah, let's go downstairs first!"

In other words, I can meet new students again, and I hope they are reliable.

However, when Kirino and I went downstairs, there was no one around.

Kirino looked around first, then took out her phone and sent a message: "Ah, she said it was too hot outside, so she went to the convenience store to cool off."

...Is this weather hot?

I looked at the temperature outside today, it was just around 20 degrees Celsius.

Suddenly I had a bad feeling.

I walked into Angel 24 convenience store with Kirino one after another, and found a girl wearing a Valkyrie uniform between two rows of shelves. It was basically confirmed that she was Kirino's colleague.

She has a very petite and slender figure, with twin ponytails. Her hair is dark blue with a few strands of gray-blue highlights, her eyes are bright red, and her cute face is full of laziness.

When I saw her, she was sitting on the floor, leisurely enjoying a donut with a cup of coffee in her hand.

"Ah! Fubuki! You're eating donuts without calling me your official name!"

Kirino shouted as she rushed over and sat down next to Fubuki. She picked up the donut and put it in her mouth and started chewing it, with a happy expression on her face.

I always feel like donuts and coffee are a standard part of Valkyrie's diet.

Then again... the name Fubuki... seems a little familiar?

"Teacher, would you like one too?" Kirino enthusiastically picked up the box of donuts and handed it to me. Seeing that Fubuki had no objection, I took one to try it.

Slightly sweet, but delicious.

"Hey~ Are you Xia Lai's teacher?"

At this time, Fubuki spoke to me with interest. After I admitted it, Fubuki smiled and said:

"Oh, teacher, nice to meet you. I'm Fubuki Aikan from the Life Safety Bureau. Is Xia Lai still recruiting members? Do you think I can do it?"

After hearing Fubuki's full name, I finally remembered -

Isn't this the one I saw while investigating Kirino's information? One of the two troublemakers in the Life Safety Bureau, who is as famous as Kirino.

It is true that birds of a feather flock together. It is also possible that they were excluded at the same time.

However, based on the information I had searched previously, the reasons why Fubuki and Kirino were considered troublesome were completely the opposite.

Kirino is too proactive in her actions, but always makes mistakes due to carelessness and limited abilities; as for Fubuki, she shirks almost all duties except for the basic ones. It can be said that even in the relatively relaxed atmosphere of the Life Safety Bureau, she is the most lazy person.

If she wanted to join Xia Lai, the Life Safety Bureau would definitely not have any objection; the question was, why did she want to join Xia Lai?

After I raised this question tactfully, Fubuki stated her purpose straightforwardly:

"I heard that if I could join Xialai, not only would my workload not increase much, but I would also be able to get leave more easily~ I could often slack off like this without restraint and enjoy donuts and coffee~"

It's a bit scary to be so honest. Is it really okay to say it so directly out of personal selfishness?

"Fubuki! Don't think about joining Xialai for this reason! While working at the Life Safety Bureau, being a member of Xialai's club should be for the purpose of better serving the citizens of Kivotos!"

"That's about it~ I'm also a citizen of Kivotos~"

Fubuki's attitude was very casual: "So, teacher, please consider it~"

I felt like she was speaking with the attitude that it didn't matter whether I joined or not. I was a little confused about what to do. If Fubuki joined and didn't do anything...

Wait, I don’t expect all of Xia Lai’s students to do anything, do I?

As long as the appearance meets my aesthetic standards and the person has no bad intentions, that's enough.

So, is Fubuki cute? Cute! Is she reliable? Reliable!

No one will take advantage of a real lazy person because there is no value in using him.

So what's there to hesitate about?

"Welcome to Xialai!"

Fubuki was shocked and asked doubtfully, "Huh? No way, this can be passed?"

"Because my intuition tells me that you, Fubuki, have your own sense of justice. Talents like you are exactly what we Xia Lai crave!"

Although the main reason is that she looks very cute.

But cuteness is also a kind of justice.

Fubuki stared at me, then turned away, stuffed a donut into her mouth, and muttered incoherently:

"...What a strange adult."

Reward Deadline Notice

Brother Fu has opened another treasure chest for me, so I have to close it urgently.

13/52.9, rounded up, currently still owe 40 chapters, will slowly pay it back

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Chapter 17 Are you there?

After just one afternoon of patrol, I had a deep understanding of Fubuki's lazy personality.

Whenever she finds something suspicious, Kirino always rushes forward recklessly, while Fubuki always stays where she is and pretends not to see it, or makes excuses by saying that it is enough for Kirino to go ahead, with a troublesome attitude of passive resistance.

However, when a real crime occurs, Fubuki will grumble about the trouble, but quickly muster up the motivation to work with Kirino to fulfill the duties of the Life Safety Bureau.

From the current perspective, as long as he is not lazy, he is much more reliable than Kirino...but it is also hard to imagine how he can be more unreliable than Kirino.

Her enthusiasm is commendable, but Kirino made too many mistakes at work. If she hadn't been lucky on some occasions, she would have caused serious accidents.

Are you serious about dropping the handcuff keys within the prisoner’s reach?

If the prisoner had not shown a proud expression as if he had seen through everything, indicating that he would never fall for such a cheap trap, which constituted resisting arrest and was an aggravated crime, he might have escaped.

All in all, the patrol work was barely going smoothly. I saw a lot of good shows, and it was a bit relaxing.

After having dinner outside with two girls from the Life Safety Bureau, I took a detour to a remote neighborhood that I wouldn't normally go to and bought some daily necessities that I might need someday but hopefully wouldn't need, and then I returned to Xialai.

I had just sat down at my desk, still pondering whether I should play the game I was commissioned to review or take a shower first, when suddenly a notification from MomoTalk came from my phone.

Serina: Good evening, teacher!

Serina: You've worked hard, it's time to take a good rest! (≧?≦)ノ

Serina: Because your injury hasn't healed yet, please don't forget to change the bandage after taking a bath.