"That's weird, that's what the guide clearly says. And I was wearing my coolest Taoist robe today." Puzzled, Zhen Lian took out the girls' comics and flipped through them, checking one by one to see what was wrong.

Putting aside the fact that the other party deliberately created an encounter according to the girls' comics, the fact that he ignored Shiori and directly took out the so-called strategy guide was enough for Shiori to put this guy named Hiden Manre on the blacklist.

[I can’t continue to get entangled with this weird guy. I need to go to school quickly. Otherwise, I will be late for the opening ceremony! ]

Seeing Shizhi turn around and leave, Zhenlian hurriedly grabbed her hand and said, "Forget it, I'll get straight to the point! I want to invite you to become an angel!"

Hearing the other party's inexplicable request, Shizhi showed an embarrassment: "Um... I don't quite understand what you mean."

"In that case, let me make an analogy for you to understand." Zhenlian touched his chin, "The so-called angel is equivalent to a magical girl, and you can think of me as the elf-like character next to the magical girl, such as QB. Come and sign a contract with me!"

"No way! You're a fraud!"

Shiori immediately shook off Shinren's hand. Putting aside this ridiculous scam, the fact that he compared himself to such a dangerous creature was enough to make Shiori stay away.

"Swindler? You said I'm a scammer? That's too much!"

"Is not it?"

"Of course, I'm a kidnapper."

"Eh?"

Before Shiori could react, Shinren took out a bottle of strange spray and sprayed it on Shiori's face, and then Shiori fainted on the ground.

"I didn't do anything even though I had such a useful spray. I'm such a gentleman, hahahaha!"

Shinren directly carried the unconscious Shiori away. After all, he had no intention of asking for Shiori's consent from the beginning.

A few minutes later

"This is...where..."

The loud music stimulated Shiori's eardrums. Shiori felt his body was shaking and seemed to be moving. He opened his eyes and found himself in a giant truck. The car stereo was playing "Dancefloor Orgy" at the maximum volume, and the driver was the priest who called himself Hiden Shinren.

"What have you done! Let me out of the car!" Shiori, realizing his situation, jumped up and shouted at Zhenlian.

"You who were kidnapped asked me to let you off the car, and I let you off. As a kidnapper, I would be very embarrassed. Although I am not a professional kidnapper, amateurs should also be respected, lady." Zhenlian rolled her eyes at Shizhi, "And don't try to grab my steering wheel. There are thousands of roads, but safety comes first. If you drive in an unsafe manner, your loved ones will shed tears."

When Shiori thought about the fact that he still had to go to school, he wailed in pain: "I still have to go to school! If my parents knew that I skipped class on the first day of school, my dad would definitely kill me!"

"You won't die if you miss one day of school. You will be unemployed in the future anyway, and it's not something that can be solved by one day more or one day less."

"I... what you said makes a lot of sense, I have no words to object..." Shiori, who was speechless after being teased by Zhenlian, looked at the dashboard of the car, "Hey, you are speeding. Aren't you afraid that your driver's license will be revoked?"

"Of course I'm not afraid. If I don't have a driver's license, I don't have to worry about it being revoked."

【! 】

"Why don't you take one?"

"I'm only 17. It's common sense that you can't get a driver's license if you're under 18. Oh, and I'm also red and green color blind."

【! ! 】

"How dare you drive a car?!"

"Isn't it just courage?" Zhen Lian said, picking up a bottle of transparent liquid with VODKA printed on it and taking a sip, "Won't you be courageous if you drink two sips of vodka?"

【! ! ! 】

"Drunk driving?" Shizhi's heart sank instantly when he saw the half-empty bottle of vodka. "I want to get out of the car!"

Now it is no longer a question of kidnapping or not. Sitting in a car driven by a madman is far more terrifying than kidnapping.

"Why are you yelling? It's nothing. The brakes are broken, so I'll step on the accelerator instead. Satisfy you."

Along with Shiori's screams, the engine of the giant truck roared loudly and rushed directly towards the Tengu Cathedral.

Chapter 2 Shiori Angel (Part )

7:45am Tiangong Cathedral

Today is the day of worship, and the believers are sitting in the church in an orderly manner waiting for the priest to come. When the roar of a truck engine is heard outside the church, the believers know that the priest has returned.

Shinren jumped out of the truck and pulled the already dizzy Shiori out of the back seat.

"I feel dizzy and want to vomit..." Shizhi walked down the car door in a daze, and only after he felt better did he see clearly where he was - Tiangong Cathedral. Yes, this is the most famous church in Tiangong City!

"Are you really a priest?" Shiori looked at Zhenlian in disbelief. His previous bizarre behaviors made it really hard to associate him with the serious priest in people's impression.

"What else? A performance artist?" Manren said and rolled her eyes at Shiori.

Suddenly, the window on the second floor of the church opened, and a girl wearing a black hairband, Kotori, angrily yelled at Shinren on the first floor, "Can you be quiet so early in the morning? You woke me up in the middle of the night to work, and you didn't even let me get a good night's sleep!"

"Forget it. I don't think your buns will get bigger no matter how much you sleep."

Faced with Kotori's anger, Shinrei very unethically danced disco in her minefield, but the next second Shinrei's head was hit hard by the alarm clock thrown by Kotori!

"Are you okay?" Shiori helped Zhenlian who was knocked to the ground and checked the wound on his forehead.

"It's a piece of cake. The person just now is called Kotori, she's an angel like you, and she's your senior, so you should get along well with her." Manren stood up as if nothing had happened while pressing his forehead that was bleeding. "Today is a church day, and as a priest I can't be absent."

"worship?"

Although the Shizhi family is not a Christian, Shizhi is still full of curiosity about this Christian-only activity. And whenever Shizhi passes by the Tiangong Cathedral, he hears the hymns and Bible chanting coming from it, and he feels very peaceful in his heart. It must be a very sacred place inside.

Opening the door of the church, the towering cross, the colorful glass paintings, the neatly arranged rows of chairs, and the believers praying devoutly, the whole church exudes a solemn atmosphere. Although Shizhi, who came to the church for the first time, wanted to exclaim, he was still silenced by the solemn atmosphere.

Seeing the serious expression on Zhenlian's face, I was sure that even he would behave like a priest at such a time.

Zhenlian took out an American-made 1917 Smith & Wesson from his sleeve.

[Wait, a pistol?]

Just as Shiori rubbed his eyes to confirm whether he had mistaken the cross for a pistol, Zhenlian had already raised his pistol and fired several rounds. The sound of gunfire echoed throughout the church, and the air was filled with the smell of gunpowder.

"Everyone, line up!" At this moment, Zhenlian looked more like an officer than a priest, and shouted in a powerful voice.

【Hey hey hey! 】

"Yes sir! Amen!"

The believers did not seem to feel anything was wrong. Instead, they stood up in an orderly manner and quickly lined up in front of Zhenlian. They were so well-trained that one wondered if they were all military personnel.

【Hey hey hey! 】

Ignoring Shiori, whose worldview had completely collapsed, Mana blew away the smoke from the hot muzzle of the gun, and shouted loudly as if giving a lecture by a drill instructor: "Excellent! Those who have done bad things, raise your hands!"

Five seconds later

"Very good! Pack up!"

At Zhenlian's command, the believers ran out of the church in an orderly manner, shouting "121, 121".

Even when there was no one in the church, Shiori's mouth was still open. After a long while, he turned stiffly to Zhenlian: "Um, Father Zhenlian. What were you doing just now?"

Facing Shiori's question, Shinren put away the gun without even looking up, and answered as a matter of course: "Church? Aren't you a Christian?"

"This isn't a church service! Isn't it like, 'I made such and such a mistake and then I ask the priest if God will forgive me?'"

"Ah, that's almost it. Isn't it just atonement? And you yourself said that forgiving sinners is God's job. My job is to send sinners to see God." In the face of Shiori's complaints, Manren proudly showed her his arsenal.

Shiori covered his head. This man who claimed to be a priest actually made such a light statement. It was totally the style of the mafia. He had planned to escape quietly before, but now it seemed that if he failed to escape, he would have to sleep in Tokyo Bay forever!

"Oh my, Darling! You brought Shizhi-chan back without even telling her. You are so cunning!"

Just when Shiori was on the verge of collapse, a beautiful girl in a nun's uniform and with long silver-blue hair came running towards him with a smile on her face.

Seeing Miku running over, Zhenlian began to introduce: "This is Yui Miku, a nun here. She is in charge of the logistics of the battle and the treatment of injured angels."

"So you are Shiori-chan, just call me Miku. Please give me your guidance in the future." Miku said as she extended her hand in a friendly manner.

"Well, please give me your advice." Shiori shook hands with Miku with some doubt. Although he had determined from the beginning that this was not a good place, the Miss Miku in front of him did not seem to be a bad person.

"By the way, she has already defiled the lesbian love of countless girls."

【! ! ! 】

Hearing what Zhenlian said, Shiori suddenly felt a chill rising on her back. She also found that Miku seemed to be touching Shiori's hand while smiling foolishly, and seemed to be muttering strange sentences like "so tender and smooth" in a low voice.

"Really, darling. Don't joke like that. I'm not a yuri." Miku angrily blamed Manren.

[I see. That’s what I thought. And the credibility of what this Zhenlian priest said is not high.]

"Besides wanting to eat all the cute girls, I also want to eat you, my darling. So strictly speaking, I'm not a pure yuri~" After saying that, Miku looked at Shiori-chan and licked her lips. Shiori had seen this expression before in the animal world. It was the expression of a carnivore eyeing its prey.

[What the hell is going on! ]

"Um, Miku. I'm going to go take a look somewhere else first. Excuse me first..." Shiori pulled his hand away with a smile and ran away.

At this moment, a small figure bumped into Shiori's arms.

"I'm sorry, are you okay...!"

Shiori took a deep breath the moment he saw who was coming - she was a little Lolita with aqua-blue hair and delicate facial features like a French doll. She was wearing a nun's uniform and a bunny hand puppet dressed as a nun.

“It hurts, oooh…”

"This bad sister is hurting Yoshino! Run!"

Shion covered her head with her hands, her eyes were filled with tears, and Shion in her hand made screaming movements and made funny noises.

Then Shino trotted up behind Shinren and poked her little head out with a trembling body.

"This child is called Shiono, and the puppet in her hand is called Shiona. Shiono is responsible for healing the angels, and Shiona is responsible for delivering things sent by the superiors. This child is quite shy, so don't scare her, otherwise Shiona will eat you."

"Your name is Yoshino, my name is Gokawa Shiori, please teach me." Shiori bent down and greeted Yoshino, and the one-handed sword had a new question, "Isn't Miku responsible for the healing? Is Yoshino an assistant?"

"No, no, no, there's still a big difference between 'treatment' and 'healing'." Shinren shook her head, "Every time Kotori is treated by Miku, she's on the verge of collapse, so she still needs Yoshino's healing."

"This one……"

Although Shiori was still skeptical about this group of weirdos, when he thought of the way Miku looked at him before, that feeling of terror came over him again.

"Hmm? Is this Kotori's new partner? My name is Yatogami Tohka, but if that's too long you can just call me Tohka."

A nun with long purple hair walked down from the second floor. She looked full of energy, but she was holding a large bag of soybean flour bread in both hands and had two of them stuffed in her mouth. If she was not an extreme wasteful person, her stomach would probably be as big as that of the World Serpent.

"My name is Shiori, please take care of me."

A few minutes later

Everyone gathered together. The three nuns and Kotori surrounded Shiori, and the priest Shinren stood in front of Shiori with a cross in his hand. “Today, I am conveying God’s voice on his behalf. From today on, Gokawa Shiori, you will become the new angel and fight against the demons from hell together with Kotori. Amen.”

Then Tohka, Miku, Yoshino, and Kotori all applauded.

"congratulations."

"congratulations."

"congratulations."

"congratulations."

Seeing this scene that was very similar to the famous scene in EVA, Shiori suddenly felt something was wrong, and then he shouted in protest: "Wait! Listen to me, I never said I wanted to join you, don't make a decision without my consent!"

Seeing Shiori's reaction, Zhen Lian showed a helpless expression: "Huh? If we really respected your wishes, you wouldn't be standing here."

[What he said made so much sense that I couldn’t object…]

While Shiori was speechless, Zhenlian moved on to the next step - she took out a pair of blue and white lace panties and handed them to Shiori: "Take off your panties and put on this one."

"Pervert! H!" Hearing this unreasonable request, Shiori hurriedly covered her school skirt and angrily scolded Zhenlian.

"That's not up to you, Steal!"

Shinren stretched out a hand towards Shiori and made the gesture of White Snake pulling out a CD. After a few seconds, Shinren opened her clenched hands, revealing a pair of still warm aqua blue panties in the middle.

"Eh?" Shiori was stunned when he saw the familiar underwear in Zhenlian's hand, and then he felt the emptiness under his skirt, which made him feel a little cold. Shiori immediately screamed, "Hey hey hey——!"

However, facing Shiori who was blushing and screaming, Zhenlian still had a smug look on her face, completely unaware of what she had done: "How is it? A 100% sure technique to steal a girl's panties from a distance, isn't it amazing? If you beg me, I can teach you."

"Hurry up and give me my underwear back--!"

Shiori, whose face had turned into a tomato, rushed towards Zhenlian in anger.

But Zhenlian couldn't just give up so easily, and threw Shiori's underwear directly at Miku: "Miku, take it!"

"Leave it to me, darling!" Miku took over Shiori's underwear and immediately revealed an expression like a wretched uncle, "Hehe... Shiori-chan's underwear... Hehe..."

Seeing Shiori rushing towards her, Miku hugged him tightly and threw her underwear towards Yoshino.

"Come on, Yoshino, you can definitely catch it!"

With Shiori's encouragement, Shiori caught Shiori's panties, but with her face.

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