“Aaaaaa——!” In a panic, Yoshino threw her panties at Kotori without thinking.
"Don't come over here!" Kotori, who had no intention of joining the battle for underwear, simply pushed her underwear aside and flew straight towards Tohka.
"Ohhhh, leave it to me!"
Just as Tohka caught the underwear, an accident happened.
Boom!
A bolt of lightning fell from the sky and hit Tohka directly! Tohka turned into an afro again, and Shiori's underwear turned into ashes.
"GataKiriBa..."
After Tohka made a strange sound, she fell limply to the ground.
"Tohka, are you okay?" Seeing Tohka being struck by lightning, Shiori was no longer in the mood to care about the underwear. He immediately ran to Tohka to check on her safety.
But Tohka became frightened as if nothing had happened, and made a voice that did not belong to her: "Father Manre, the angel Kotori and the newcomer, listen to my orders! The devil has appeared, at 114, 514th Street, Amamiya City, at the Yamai family. Please deal with it as soon as possible!"
After that, Tohka fainted again. Seeing this completely beyond common sense, Shiori couldn't believe it: "What's going on? I've never heard of it before."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you. Tohka is responsible for conveying the orders of the old men in heaven. To put it nicely, she is the operator, to put it bluntly, she is the phone." Shinren took a face towel and wiped the black dust off Tohka's face. "As for the way of conveying, you just saw it, it was struck by lightning."
Not only orders, but also Jesus, God, etc. will contact Zhenlian if they want some local specialties or simply want to chat with someone, so Tohka's highest record is being struck by lightning five times a day.
After tidying up Tohka, Mana stood up and took out the car keys: "Okay, Kotori Shiori. The higher-ups have given the order, and we have work tonight. No. 114, District 514, Amami House. Let's go!"
"No way! I'm off work now. Let's go save that new guy." Kotori irresponsibly walked to the second floor and warned Shinren, "If you disturb my sleep again, I'll turn you into the Virgin Mary!"
Seeing that Kotori had gone out to no avail, Shinrei approached Shiori with the panties from heaven in hand, "Here. Let's go. After this mission you'll know that we're not crazy."
"No problem." Shizhi turned his head and showed a kind smile, "But for stealing my underwear, I still need to teach you a lesson."
"What?"
A few minutes later
"Isn't it just stealing underwear? It's not like they stole all the clothes at once..."
Zhen Lian was driving a giant truck, and the street lights at night shone on his face, with slap marks and red scratches clearly visible.
"It's really amazing though. Why do you suddenly believe us?"
"I'm just skeptical. After all, I saw clearly that Tohka was unharmed after being hit by a lightning." Shiori replied while looking at the scenery outside the window.
Perhaps after tonight, it will be difficult for Shizhi to look at these familiar scenery with the same eyes as before.
Chapter 3 Shiori Angel (Part )
The whole Tiangong City is fast asleep at night, but the night is also the best cover for those ominous creatures to stir up trouble everywhere.
The street was deserted, only a giant truck playing heavy metal rock music was rushing past, the clock on the truck was frozen at "3:30am", and the priest brought the new angel to the place where the devil was.
Arriving at No. 114, 514th Street, Tiangong City, Shizhi got out of the car after seeing Zhenlian took out the car key. Tiangong City was quiet in the early morning, but it was just "quiet". The stray dogs fighting each other on the street made loud barking sounds, as if they were not welcoming the two uninvited guests, Shizhi and Zhenlian.
"Generally, where demons appear, there will be mad dog fights. Learn from them."
Unlike Shiori who was nervous about facing unknown things, Manren looked very relaxed. She played with the cross in her hand like a pen and explained these strange knowledge to Shiori from time to time.
He exuded the calmness of a veteran, and Shizhi had to admit that he felt a sense of security in this frivolous priest.
Zhenlian pressed the doorbell, and the door opened immediately after a few seconds, which was enough to show how much the owner of the house was looking forward to their arrival.
"Hope. You're finally here. Yakuya has been acting very strange since yesterday. Please save Yakuya!"
The person who opened the door was an orange-haired girl with three braids. Although her eyes were half-closed, she still couldn't hide her anxiety.
Facing the anxious man, Zhen Lian still looked relaxed: "Father, I serve you, and I will not cheat anyone. What's your name?"
"Reply. Yamai Yui, just call me Yui."
"Well, Yui-chan. Please rest assured, we... he will definitely help you solve the problem!" Although Shizhi was also very uncertain in his heart, he could only use this method to make Yui-chan feel a little better. Now all he could do was to pray silently in his heart that Zhenlian's attitude was really confident and not irresponsible.
Yakuya, who is possessed by a demon, is on the second floor. Shiori's heart is pounding as he looks at the door of the room in front of him. He has no idea whether he should go in with Zhenlian. There is a demon behind the door, and opening this door may mean that Shiori will have to say goodbye to his previous ordinary life.
[Do you want to open the door? ]
Shiori's trembling hand slowly reached for the door handle, but the next second Manri's feet appeared in her sight.
"Wow!"
Zhenlian kicked the door open with a flying kick, and then looked at Shizhi with contempt: "Stop dithering. Do you still want to be a good angel?"
"You say this as if you asked for my consent to bring me here!" Shiori wailed in despair.
"It's just a low-level demon playing with possession." Zhenlian shrugged. "Compared to the little brat who broke your computer figurine during the New Year and you couldn't beat him, and the uncle and aunt who asked you every day if you have a partner and how much your monthly income is, this kind of demon can make money by killing it and has no psychological burden. It's so cute."
Yui-chan had a "thank you for the compliment" expression on her face: "I agree. Yakuya is so cute."
Facing Yui's slightly red face, Shiori helplessly complained: "He was talking about the devil, not Yakuya. Yakuya was possessed, not fused."
As he walked into the room, Shiori immediately gasped - there was a sudden thunder outside the window, and tied to the white bed was a girl who looked exactly like Yui, but her face was green, with many scarlet scars, and her teeth were sharp and flowing with an unknown liquid.
When he saw Zhenlian and Shiori, Yakuya showed a hideous and terrifying smile.
"This is terrible. I'd better go home..."
Shiori was about to run when he was pulled back by Zhenlian: "I'm not asking you to deal with him. It's my job to drive out the possessed demon. It's enough for you to just attack the main body. Just like you need to use LV1 to separate the bugster and use other LV to defeat the bugster."
Zhen Lian looked her up and down carefully, and then concluded: "Xixian, you and your sisters are quite skilled in tying up things. You can tell from the binding techniques that you are not newbies."
"Be serious, Father Poor!"
Facing the ridiculous conclusion drawn by Zhenlian, Yuxian blushed slightly: "Shy. In fact, Yakuya's technique is better."
"It seems like something terrible has been revealed!" Shiori knocked on Manreon's head in frustration, "Be a little more serious, Father Manreon!"
"I know, I know!"
Shinren broke free from Shiori's beating, then looked carefully again, and finally frowned, as if she had come to a new conclusion.
Seeing Zhenlian's serious look, Shizhi immediately came over and asked, "Have you come to a conclusion?"
"Yeah." Zhenlian nodded, and then stated his conclusion, "It's not a demon possession, it's just puberty."
"Puberty?! How did you come to such an outrageous conclusion?!" Shiori pointed at Yakuya, who was only half human left on the bed and questioned, "The shape of her teeth is weird! And there are so many wounds on her face!"
Zhenlian waved her hands irresponsibly and said perfunctorily, "The strange shape of the teeth is because I didn't pay attention during the tooth replacement period. Isn't the wound caused by squeezing acne?"
At this time, the demon-possessed Yejushi became restless and began to twitch on the bed, causing the entire bed to creak. He also yelled with foul language: "Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me if you dare, that bastard in the robe!"
"How do you explain this?"
This time, Xi Xian also nodded in agreement: "Additional information. Yakushi has never been like this before."
"It's puberty," Manrei shrugged, still standing firm, "You're rebellious, it's normal for your personality to change. And it's said that two-thirds of Japanese high school students experience it for the first time in high school, so they probably feel anxious. By the way, were you serious about what you just said, 'fuck you'?"
Shiori was speechless when he saw this unreliable priest. Yui was furious: "I am determined. Yui will not give Yakuya's first experience to the priest!"
"vomit--!"
Suddenly, Yakushi vomited a large amount of green unknown sticky liquid. If the three people had not reacted quickly, they would have been hit.
"How disgusting!" Shiori felt nauseous when he saw the green slime all over the ground, and then looked at Zhenlian with a look that asked, "How do you explain this?"
"That was a close call. I almost soiled my new pants that I spent 800 dollars on." After making sure that there was no mucus on her body, Zhenlian straightened up and said, "It's puberty. As you grow, you tend to overeat, and if you eat too much, you tend to vomit. It's normal."
"Do you think this is puberty syndrome!" Shiori cried.
At this time, Yakushi roared loudly: "We come from hell to bring all the happiness and beauty of the world to hell!"
"She admitted it herself, this must be a demon! Don't tell me this is a Chuunibyou!"
"Answer. Yes." This time it was Yui who answered, "Yakuya has always been like this. Yui likes this about her, and Yakuya..."
"Huh?" Shiori looked at Yui who was once again busy praising Yakuya and Manren who didn't know what she was doing. She felt extremely desperate.
"Shut up!" Zhenlian was irritated by the yelling Yakushi and took out the cross, "Shut up!"
With a loud bang, black air gushed out of Yejushi's seven orifices, and his clothes also exploded, turning into strips of cloth flying in the air.
"The battle is lost!" After the task was accomplished, Zhenlian turned the cross twice and put it away like a samurai putting away his sword.
"Oh... Yuxian, what's wrong with me?" After being freed from the possession, Yakushi opened his eyes in a daze, but the first thing he saw was his own naked body, and his face immediately turned red as if it was painted with a layer of red paint.
"Uwaaaaaah! Why am I not wearing anything?!"
"Comfort. Yakuya is finally okay, Yuxian is so happy." Yuxian covered the naked Yakuya with a quilt, then hugged her and shed tears of emotion.
But Shinren was in no mood to watch such a happy ending scene. After all, she had just forced the demon out of Yakushiya's body and had not yet gotten rid of it.
"Ahhh! How dare you treat me like this? I'm going to kill you!" For some reason, Shiori's eyes suddenly glowed red, and he grabbed Zhenlian's neck with his teeth and claws.
"So it possessed Shiori. That's easy to deal with. I thought it ran away." Although Zhenlian's neck was strangled tightly, he was still digging his ears and making sarcastic remarks as if nothing had happened.
Seeing Zhenlian's leisurely look, the possessed Fuzhi showed a surprised expression: "How is it possible? With my grip strength, I can easily break a big man's spine. Why are you not hurt at all?"
"Huh? Who told you that if you look like a human, you are a human?" Zhenlian frankly stated her non-human identity, "I advise you to get out of Shiori's body as soon as possible, otherwise you will regret it."
"Ha." Shizhi laughed disdainfully, "I am now possessed by this woman. Do you dare to attack me? Don't think I don't know that your exorcism ability consumes a lot of energy. You can't do it a second time now, right? Hahahaha!"
“No, no, no.” Seeing that the other party had misunderstood her meaning, Zhen Lian waved her hands hastily, “I am really reminding you kindly. If you don’t get out… Sister Mijiu’s fingers or tongue will probably go in.”
【! ! ! 】
The demon in Shizhi's body was shocked when he heard it, and immediately left Shizhi's body. The other party was a two-meter-tall big demon. Zhenlian took a look at the other party's appearance, and he finally confirmed one thing.
[They say that those beautiful Vtubers are actually big men who use voice changers. Seeing is believing.]
The big devil still did not give up struggling, and immediately lifted up Shizhi who had just woken up: "I advise you not to do anything rash, I can't kill you, but I can still break her neck!"
"Hey hey hey! What's going on? Why am I here!" Shiori struggled frantically, but the hand that was pinching her neck increased its strength, as if signaling her not to move, otherwise her neck would be split in two like Utsumi broke his crutch.
Seeing that Shiori was probably unable to fight in this condition, Manren sighed softly. Now he could understand why Kotori didn't want to bring in newcomers.
Ignoring the big demon's warnings, Zhen Lian walked straight up to it and said, "Let her go, or despair will be your end."
Seeing that the other party completely ignored his words, the big devil became angry and said, "I recognize you. The red-haired loli who killed so many of my companions must be your subordinate, right? No matter what, you two must die here today!"
“Uooaaaaaa——! HENSHIN!”
Zhenlian let out a battle cry, and then the church robe on his upper body was burst by the muscles underneath the clothes. Everyone present was lucky enough to have a glimpse of the world under Zhenlian's clothes - different from his usual ordinary figure, Zhenlian after his clothes were burst had exaggerated muscles like the protagonists of the first three generations of JOJO, and his upper body was tightly bound by the same dark ♂ suit as VAN, and there were scars from his chest to his abdomen that looked like the Big Dipper!
Even the painting style has become the same as "Fist of the North Star"!
Zhen Lian pointed at the confused big devil with murderous intent: "Stand still and don't move!"
Seeing the sudden change in Zhenlian's demeanor in front of him, the big devil was shocked - is this guy really a priest?
"Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola!"
Zhenlian's fist hit the big devil's body all over like a Gatling gun. The powerful impact even lifted his feet off the ground, and he was temporarily suspended in the air.
boom!
The big devil fell to the ground, but Shiori was caught by Zhenlian in a princess hug, and then he turned around gracefully.
"Platinum Hundred Breaking Fist!"
"Are you trying to tickle me with that weak fist that's as weak as a mosquito bite?" The big devil got up in a panic, then raised his fist at the back of Zhenlian's head.
Even when the opponent was about to attack from behind, Zhenlian just replied very calmly: "You are already dead."
"What?" Before the big devil could understand the meaning of Zhenlian's words, he felt a sharp pain in his body and then exploded and died!
"Yeah♂!" As the enemy disappeared, Zhenlian let out a victorious roar, "Wu♂——!"
"So handsome!" Yakuya's eyes lit up, and he even forgot that he was naked, and ran directly to Zhenlian, "Can I touch your muscles?"
"no--!"
"Stingy!"
A few minutes later
In the car on the way to the church, Shiori looked at the scenery outside the window. At this moment, she truly saw demons and other things that were beyond common sense. Perhaps her life will be very different in the future.
"But you are really amazing!" Shiori poked his head from the back seat to the front seat, "You actually killed the devil in one second. I always thought you were a perverted priest, but I didn't expect you to be a hero who saves the world! Sorry."
"Hero?" Zhenlian tilted her head, "He's just an ordinary worker."
"Stop being modest."
"No, I'm telling the truth." Shinren, shirtless, said in a weak tone like a social animal while steering the wheel, "I don't care about those demons who destroy the world. The crimes of that demon are illegal occupation of the body, theft, and smuggling."
"Wait!" Shizhi suddenly felt that his brain was not enough, "I can understand the crime of illegal occupation of the body, but what about theft and smuggling?"
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