Starry Sky, I can hear their secrets

Luosha: "I want to go to the toilet!"

Su Jinyan slowly turned his back and said, "Beg me, beg me and I'll let you go to the toilet."

Luosha's eyes were filled with tears, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Please...please...I need to go to the bathroom!"

Su Jinyan looked back coldly: "Speak louder, I can't hear you. You want to go to the toilet with such a low voice? Can you hear me?!"

Everyone present said in unison: "I can't hear you!"

Rakshasa roared, "I am Rakshasa, a foreigner and a merchant, and I want to go to the toilet!"

Jing Yuan turned around silently and couldn't help but reflect.

Luosha is obviously the evil creature of Medicine Master and the enemy of Xianzhou. How could I sympathize with him? Is there something wrong with me?

Xing had already turned on the video camera on his mobile phone and secretly recorded this scene.

Su Jinyan said in a shocked voice: "Okay, you are very energetic. I allow you to go to the toilet!"

Xing's eyes were filled with admiration, and her expression was exaggerated: "Ayan, he treats you so badly."

"You still think about him in every way. You are so kind~"

Su Jinyan sighed: "Alas, if everyone in this world could be as kind-hearted as me, there would be no bad people."

Listening to the conversation between the two, Luosha almost fainted.

Luosha resisted the urge to have diarrhea and growled in a low voice:

"One last time, where is the bathroom?!"

Su Jinyan finally pointed out the direction to Luosha: "Here, go straight to the end and turn left."

Luosha looked at him deeply, then turned and left.

Su Jinyan said slowly: "Wait, there is one more thing."

Can't we talk about it later?

Luosha slowly turned her head, clamped her legs together, and had a distorted expression: "What's the matter?"

He didn't dare disobey. If Su Jinyan hit him again, he might run away on the spot.

Su Jinyan grinned: "Say thank you."

Luosha gritted his teeth and said, "Thank you."

San Yue Qi whispered, "Look, he's quite polite."

Qingdui: “…”

Jing Yuan: “…”

Looking at Luosha's embarrassed back as he fled, Jing Yuan's heart was filled with sympathy.

Can't you develop some normal abilities?

Pregnancy, diarrhea, and fake urination, it's a bit too dark.

However, this ability actually has some major flaws.

Once the enemy appears in public, he will let go completely and his anger value will increase many times.

......

After Su Jinyan and others sat down one after another, Jing Yuan asked:

"Su Qing, are you planning to do anything big next?"

"Tell me about it, so I can be mentally prepared."

Su Jinyan said with a serious expression: "Just now, we were attacked by thugs from the Annihilation Gang."

"These two lovely ladies around me have suffered a lot of psychological trauma."

"General, I can no longer endure this."

"I intend to destroy [the Yepera Brotherhood] right here."

Having said that, Su Jinyan revealed to Jing Yuan all his plans for the planet Yepera.

[The Yepera Brotherhood] is affiliated with the Annihilation Gang and its headquarters is on the planet Yepera, where the residents commit all kinds of evil, including burning, killing, looting and committing all kinds of atrocities.

In the name of loyalty to the destructive star god Nanook, they transformed themselves into interstellar thieves, plundering and killing other weak planets, committing countless evil deeds for their own benefit.

Even the Interstellar Peace Company only symbolically wanted members of the [Yepela Brotherhood] as long as it did not infringe on its interests.

Coincidentally, the Star Core Hunter will also head to the planet Yepela soon.

Now, I, Su Jinyan, plan to enforce justice on the behalf of Heaven and destroy the Star Core Hunters and the Yepera Brotherhood in one fell swoop.

I hope that the Xianzhou Alliance and the Interstellar Peace Company will provide some funds to help me suppress the bandits. I don’t ask for a lot, 18 billion credit points will be enough.

After the matter was accomplished, the credit points of the Xianzhou Alliance were returned in full.

Let's share the credit points of Interstellar Peace Company.

No, split the bill.

Jing Yuan didn't take it seriously at first, but as he listened, his expression gradually became serious.

No matter how high-sounding and righteous Su Jinyan's words were.

But if you think about it carefully, he clearly intends to unite with the Xianzhou Alliance.

In the name of suppressing bandits, he cheated the Interstellar Peace Company of some credit points.

"Su Qing, are you short of credit points?" Jing Yuan asked.

"No, credit points are just a number to me."

"But if you have credit points, who would complain about not having enough?"

"Since the Annihilation Gang dared to provoke me, I will take revenge on them and teach them a lesson."

"This is to uphold the hunting belief in the name of Emperor Bow Siming. This is reasonable, right?"

Su Jinyan's words were well-reasoned and convincing.

Jing Yuan couldn't help but remind him: "Have you ever thought about a question?"

"You just recognized the Star Core Hunter Silver Wolf as your 'godfather'."

"For the sake of Silver Wolf, you did not hesitate to offend the Black Tower and publish a surrender document, arousing the anger of many admirers of the Black Tower."

"You insulted the object of their worship, and they were furious and criticized you."

"I wish I could eat your flesh alive and grind your bones into ashes."

Su Jinyan sneered, "He's just a keyboard warrior who can only point fingers at others on the Internet."

"I have an irreconcilable relationship with the old thief in the Black Tower."

Jing Yuan was a little speechless: "Yes, it hasn't been long since you had to deal with the Star Core Hunter again."

"We also need to go to the planet Yepera to arrest them."

"Although we all know that the Star Core Hunter is just a bait to lure the Interstellar Peace Company, others don't know."

Su Jinyan was very moved: "General, are you thinking about my reputation?"

"Having a good friend like you, I will die without regrets in this life."

Jing Yuan deadpanned, "No, I think your reputation is bad enough already."

"You may not know that the number of your fans on Interstellar Internet has surpassed Gui Naifen."

Su Jinyan asked in confusion: "Isn't that great?"

"It seems that they were all conquered by my personal charm."

Jing Yuan took a sip of tea: "But they are all haters."

"One user [who grass-fed Nanook as a child] enumerated your sins."

"He pinned all the evil things you did and didn't do on you."

Su Jinyan frowned: "Is this true?"

Jing Yuan picked up the phone and read: "Lead Huanlong and subvert Luofu."

"Established the secret teachings of the King of Medicine, sparked a rebellion, and raped innocent boys and girls, causing them to become pregnant before marriage."

"Dumping radiation into the sea to turn mermaids black."

"Dip your fist in peanut butter and beat up your nut-allergic neighbor..."

Su Jinyan: "Fuck, it wasn't me!"

"Slander, pure slander, this is all done by Aha, it has nothing to do with me."

Jing Yuan said: "In short, he set up your anti-fan club on the Interstellar Internet Forum."

"As a result, your followers responded to your call by hundreds of thousands. In just a few days, your number of haters exceeded 100 million."

"After you published the article about the Black Tower, your number of fans exceeded one billion."

Su Jinyan clenched his fists: "Damn it, these despicable haters, I will make them all have abortions!"

Hearing this, Jing Yuan felt a chill on his back and swallowed the rest of the sentence silently.

He is also one of the hardcore members of the [Su Jinyan Black Fan Club] and has now become an administrator.

The two girls who were eager to join the black fan club also gave up.

Jing Yuan continued: "I am also considering this for the Immortal Boat Alliance."

"We are all friends, so of course I can trust you."

"But if other people knew that our Xianzhou Alliance had a capricious and treacherous Su Taibu, it would have a bad impact."

Su Jinyan said: "This is very simple. The Xianzhou Alliance can simply issue a notice."

"Let's just say: Su Jinyan, as the Grand Diviner of the Grand Diviner Department, actually hangs out with the notorious Star Core Hunter. He is simply not making progress."

"It violates the discipline of the Immortal Boat Alliance and does not conform to the values ​​of Emperor Bow Siming. The impact it has caused is extremely bad."

"I am ordered to separate from the Star Core Hunters within a certain period of time, and to capture them while making amends for my crime."

"This way, I'll have enough reasons to go to the planet Yepera."

Jing Yuan wiped his sweat and said, "You know a lot."

"Well, I will convey your words to the Xianzhou Alliance."

"But Su Qing, as a friend, I still have to remind you."

"Have you noticed that your abilities are a bit dark? Don't go astray."

Su Jinyan said seriously: "As long as I don't do anything wrong, I won't be afraid of ghosts knocking on my door. My ability is normal."

"In fact, I am a positive, gentle, easy-going, sunny and cheerful boy in life."

"If you don't believe me, ask them if I am such a person."

Jing Yuan looked at them and asked, "What do you think?"

San Yue Qi spread his hands and said, "General, I just want to ask if you have any misunderstandings about him?"

"Led astray? It seems to me that he has been on the wrong path forever."

Xing: "I didn't notice how refined and easy-going he is."

"But I do recognize that Lao Deng is positive and progressive."

Su Jinyan: "Xiaoxing, shut up."

Xing kept silent.

Jing Yuan couldn't help laughing: "Hahaha."

"It's my fault. Those who keep company with vermilion will become redder, those who keep company with ink will become blacker."

"I actually thought that everyone who followed you was normal. I am really old and confused."

Su Jinyan smiled and said, "General."

"You'd better be careful with your words. There are three of us here."