Higashino Kanade wants to eat the food cooked by his mother. If his mother’s food is not available, his father’s food is good too. If his father’s food is not available, Tsukasa’s food is not bad either.

Unfortunately, his parents were at work, so Konata, Xiaoling, and Uncle Sojiro went to eat KFC, leaving him alone at home as an empty-nest child.

He feels empty, lonely and cold, and he really wants a lovely girl to warm him up. It would be even better if he could do some exercises with him that are pleasing to the body and can make him sweat and warm up his body.

NMD, why, why is there no big sister who likes shota, isn't it in the book? Forget about the big sister, don't ghosts exist in this world? Shouldn't there be urban legends? Where is Hachishaku-sama? Damn it, he really likes Hachishaku-sama. For Hachishaku-sama, he wants...

"Cook!"

When you have enough food to eat, you will think about lustful things. - Xunke Luwen.

Higashino Kanade thought of urban legends just as thinking about them, well, really just thinking about them. How could he have any expectations? He was indecisive about Fang, Naoko, and Yuzuru. His heart was not enough, and it would be hard to split it with another woman. Well, I haven't seen Naoko and Yuzuru for a long time. I'll go play with Naoko and Yuzuru tomorrow, cultivate their relationship, and increase the possibility of a high school confession ending in harem.

People should have dreams. What's the difference if they don't have dreams? His dream is to have a harem and make a lot of money, then live a carefree life of eating and waiting for death. By then, his daily life will be just about spending money and being miserable, indulging in wine and women, and living a life of luxury and debauchery.

Isn’t such a life beautiful?

Chapter 32 I’m so angry, but I still have to keep smiling

KFC store.

Izumi Sojiro held his chin with one hand as he looked at his daughter and the neighboring children who were eating hamburgers, fried chicken, and French fries with a look of happiness on their faces.

It’s so beautiful, is this heaven? He is truly a winner in life.

Being able to eat with two little lolis is like playing a Gal Game.

Unfortunately, games are games and reality is reality. In games, you can be punished, but in reality, if you want to be punished, you will be handcuffed, put in a cell, or given a death penalty warning.

Izumi Sojiro likes two-dimensional loli, and he likes three-dimensional loli as well, but this liking is different from that one, one is a perverted liking, and the other is a normal liking for cute things, which can be admired from a distance but not touched.

It sounds a bit confusing, but it is the truth. His favorite person is still Izumi Kanata, even if he plays porn, reads comics, and watches anime, he still loves his wife Kanata wholeheartedly.

He and his wife are in pure love, it is impossible for him to fall in love with other people (that’s for sure)!

On Christmas Eve, the store was full of customers. Many of them were lovers, and the couples were so enviable. There were men and women, men and men, and women and women. If you ask why you can tell the difference between men and women, the former couple both touched each other, and the latter couple both kissed. If they were not lovers, he would have eaten the table on the spot, and not only the table, but also the stool.

Quan Chifang stuffed a French fry without ketchup into her mouth, and touched the water droplets on the Coke cup with her greasy hands. She felt that it would be better to wash her hands with the water droplets first, and then wipe them again, which would be much cleaner than using a tissue.

"full."

Rubbing her stomach and tilting her head back, the full girl looked at the ceiling of the store in boredom.

"Xiao Ling, I can't eat anymore. Please help me eat the fries."

I can't eat anymore, I really can't eat anymore, Quan Cifang overestimated her appetite. She saw that the KFC meal was small, but she didn't expect that she would be full after eating a hamburger and an egg tart. She ate a few of the remaining fries before she couldn't eat any more.

The heart is full but the stomach is not full.

Isn’t it said that girls have two stomachs? Why does she feel like she can’t eat any more after eating the egg tarts, and feels like she’ll vomit if she eats any more French fries?

Quan Cifang couldn't eat it, and Dongye Ling couldn't eat enough.

This is probably because Izumi Konata's meal is not a children's meal, while Higashino Suzu's meal is a children's meal.

The small children's meal was definitely not enough for Higashino Ling, and Izumi Konata asked her to help eat the French fries, which she was more than happy to do.

"Okay~!"

Hearing that the remaining full box of French fries would belong to her, Higashino Ling smiled happily.

I don't know why, but although Higashino Suzu is three years younger than Izumi Konata, her appetite is bigger than Izumi Konata's. At such a young age, her appetite is as big as that of a junior high school student. If she reaches junior high school, her appetite will probably be that of a high school student. When she reaches high school, she will become a college student. That's right, a college student, not a college student who only knows how to eat, sleep, and play games.

College students and college students cannot be generalized.

"Dad, I have a question."

"what?"

"Don't you think their legs will be cold when they wear short skirts and knee-high socks in winter?"

Quan Konakata looked at some girls outside the store who preferred beauty to warmth and couldn't understand why. They were like iron men to expose their thighs in such cold weather.

It's not like she has never seen girls dressed like this in winter when she played games. She has seen girls wearing even less, and even girls wearing nothing at all. But usually they would wear a collar, a tail, or something else.

"Well..." Izumi Sojiro thought for a moment and organized his words, "For some people, being handsome and beautiful is more important than health. Konata, don't learn from them. I'll be sad if you get sick."

"I can do that, too." With her mouth full of fries, Tono Suzu mumbled this, and she added, "And my brother."

"I wouldn't dress like that in winter." Quan Cifang shivered and said with a smile, "I'm afraid of the cold." And even if I felt cold without wearing enough, Xiaozou would not gently take off my coat and put it on her.

Quan Cifang didn't say the last words in her heart. If it were just her and Xiaoling, she would complain about Xiaozou, but she couldn't say it since her father was here, for fear that he would be jealous.

She knows her father's personality very well, and she is a daughter-control freak.

Although he is not a perverted daughter-obsessed person like his father's love is as strong as a mountain, her father occasionally tests the edge of the law.

He held a camera to film JK, showed an uncle smile to the loli, said some dangerous remarks, and expressed that he could understand the criminal mood of doing weird things to girls. Of course, understanding is understanding, but he still disagreed when he should disagree.

There are some things that are different when you think about them in your mind, say them out loud, and actually do them.

Higashino Kanade and Izumi Sojiro can be said to be of the same type. Both of them are perverts (crossed out), gentlemen, they both like to fantasize about naughty things, but they don't actually do naughty things. One of them is patiently waiting to grow up and wait for the person he likes to become legal, and the other has someone he likes, is a pure love warrior, and is still a normal person.

In short, for various reasons, neither Higashino Kanade nor Izumi Sojiro turned into werewolves and became super-criminal characters.

After eating KFC, Izumi Sojiro took Izumi Konata and Higashino Suzu to the game store to play.

Play games, catch dolls, and play the dance machine.

At this time, Dongye Zou, a left-behind child, finished his bread, drank a glass of milk and was ready to take a shower and go to sleep. He was so sleepy that his mind was fuzzy. If he encountered a sales or fraud call at this time, he might not have any IQ at all and would buy the product or send money to the other party.

I don’t know why some people think they are smart and can fool the scammers, so they chat with the scammers specifically and then transfer money to the scammers while chatting.

As long as he doesn't talk to the scammer and doesn't give the scammer any chance, he won't be cheated of his money. In fact, it doesn't matter if he talks to the scammer, he has no money, no matter how much he talks, it's not easy for the scammer to cheat him.

After eating and drinking, Higashino Kanade took a shower, dried his hair, and went to bed. An editor from the editorial department of Weekly Shonen Jump continued to call him, but he didn't hear the latter calls because he was taking a shower.

After the fourth call failed to get through, Yoshida Koji gave up.

Now he had to pay a visit in person to tell Higashino Kanade that his work had won the first prize of the Tezuka Award.

Yoshida Koji found out Higashino Kanade's home address.

"Ikebukuro? Let's go visit tomorrow morning. He should be home for Christmas."

It was really torture. He hung up on the phone without saying anything. I've been called so many times before by sales calls, and he hung up so cleanly. The second time, he hung up as soon as I said something, and he didn't answer the phone from the third time onwards.

It gives me a headache. Why did this bad thing happen to me?

Yoshida Koji cursed in his heart, but he had to keep smiling when he went to visit Higashino Kanade tomorrow. He would first report to the team leader about the problem of the phone not being connected. If nothing unexpected happened, he would go to Higashino Kanade's house with the team leader tomorrow to see the strange genius child.

Chapter 33: It’s decided to be you, Pikachu Josuke!

The genius child woke up.

At one o'clock in the morning, Higashino Kanade felt empty in his bed and wanted to cry.

He is so depressed that he wants to eat a person alive and become a Tokyo ghoul.

Bie Fang, Bie Fang is sleeping at home tonight, not sleeping with him.

So sad, the sadness is like a river.

On Christmas Eve, Izumi Konata will definitely not sleep with Tono Kanade.

Higashino Kanade can sleep in every day, but Santa Claus only comes once a year. Tonight, she has to be a good girl and go to bed early and get up early. When she wakes up in the morning, she will receive the gift that Santa Claus gives to good girls.

Izumi Konata, a fifth-grader, believes in the existence of Santa Claus. Higashino Suzu, a second-grader, has known for a long time that Santa Claus does not exist, and that all of Konata's presents were secretly sent by Izumi Sojiro at night. However, neither Higashino Suzu, Higashino Kanade, nor the adults in the Higashino family kept this a secret from Izumi Sojiro, and did not tell Konata that there is no Santa Claus in this world.

A child's vision of the world is indestructible.

The reason why the Higashino family destroyed Higashino Ling's dream was that they really had no tradition of celebrating Christmas. Everyone in the family was a materialist. Higashino Hong and Ye Shu knew that when Higashino Kanade was young, he was not shaken by the sight of ghosts and became an idealist, but still firmly followed the path of materialism.

Since there are ghosts in the world, ghosts are objective things. How can this be transformed into idealism? Materialism remains materialism.

"Can't sleep."

Higashino Kanade tossed and turned in bed. He couldn't fall asleep and didn't feel sleepy. He had closed his eyes for a long time, but had no desire to sleep. Instead, he wanted to get up and draw or play games.

Mom and Dad were probably asleep, so I went to listen in case he fell down. Falling down was a small matter, but it would be a big deal if his family found out that he was awake late at night playing games or drawing.

As we all know, children's doors are decorations for parents and cannot be locked. It is best to leave them open so that when parents pass by or deliberately pass by, they can take a look into the room and see everything.

Fortunately, it is winter now. Although it cannot be locked, the door can be closed. If it is summer, let alone closing the door, it would be good enough if you can leave it ajar.

When painting at night, I cannot turn on the lights in the room and can only use the bedside lamp.

This is to prevent his parents from seeing light leaking through the crack of his door when they go to the toilet at night. He must not take chances. He has been a son for more than 20 years and a son for 11 years again. He has a lot of experience in fighting wits and courage with his parents.

It can be said that high-scoring players came to fish in the pond, or that he is a closed beta tester. Forget it, let's not call him a closed beta tester. Calling him a closed beta tester always makes me feel like spring is in my head, like a green grassland has grown. If I become a professional cartoonist, I will rent a studio so that I can sleep in the studio. Then I can invite Naoko and Yuzuru to his studio to play. When they are tired, they can sleep directly. Anyway, the studio he rents must be quite big.

Of course, the prerequisite for this is to have a good relationship with Nozomi and Yuzuru's mother.

He felt that he was not bullying Naoko, but protecting her. Naoko's mother should be more and more pleased with him. Even if she didn't let both of her daughters marry him, it would be okay for her to let one of her daughters marry him.

They are now in a relationship, engaged in junior high school, and married in high school. Don't ask him why he is so anxious, because he is a pervert, a young and old pervert.

Others see the sun as the sun and the grass as grass, but he sees the sun as the sun and the grass as grass. The only difference is that others see the real meaning, while he sees something else.

Higashino Kanade sneaked to the door of his parents' room and put his ear to the door to listen to the noise inside. There was no sound of fierce fighting, no painful gasps, and no sound of a mop soaked in water hitting the ground repeatedly.

Non-fidelity trivia: It is said that the action sound effects of Butter are made with a mop.

Don’t ask me why I’m suddenly telling you this little piece of knowledge. Just listen to it and children should stay out of adult matters.

Sleep, mom and dad are asleep, no more trumpet practice.

Higashino Kanade let out a breath. He would get excited and moved when he heard other people playing games, but he would feel embarrassed when he heard the noises from his parents. He had no desire at all. He was in pure sage mode. Even if a succubus loli appeared in front of him, he would remain unmoved. At most, he would smile and sigh, "You came at the wrong time."

By the way, I don't know what the result of the Tezuka Award is. I haven't received a call at the end of the month. It seems that I really missed the second half of the Tezuka Award. I should participate in the first half of next year. Whether you are selected or not, you will be notified. You will get a call. You will not be left without a notice, leaving you unaware of whether you have been selected or not.

The results of the Tezuka Award will not be announced until next year, and my personal website has not received any supernatural commissions.

There is no other way, there is really no other way. If he wants to make money, he can only wait until he returns to his hometown for the Chinese New Year to receive red envelopes. He hopes that he can receive more red envelopes this year, so that even if he splits the money with his mother 70% and 30%, he will have more money in his hands.

After making sure his parents were asleep, Higashino Kanade went back to his room to draw. He hadn't drawn yesterday, so he had to practice now, otherwise he would lose his skills. He wanted to be a popular manga artist, so he had to work hard and strive to live a life of royalties. Then he could marry a beautiful manga artist like Togashi, and take a break from publishing.

He remembered a few beautiful girls who drew comics. Although animation was a bit niche, there were still some. For example, there was a group of female cartoonists in "Comic Girls", especially the little chaos Moeda Kaoru, who had a taste of this style, all of whom had the body of a lolita but the heart of an uncle. In addition, there was Aoki Hong from "Dream Eater", Shiina Mashiro from "The Pet Girl of Sakurasou", and Kurusu Kanako from "My Uncle (crossed out) Sister Can't Be This Cute!", they were all cartoonists.

Other people who are not manga artists but draw include Izumi Kirisa, Sakura Chiyo, Ashsu Saho, etc.

He remembered that one of Konkata High School's friends in the comics was the one who drew the book, and she was a rotten girl who was completely corrupt from the inside out.

Higashino Kanade spent the whole night drawing. He first practiced basic skills as usual, but then his will was broken by desire. He drew a book on a whim. The desire was gone, but his head was enlarged. It is impossible to have desire when drawing a book. When an artist looks at the naked body in the book, it is like a doctor looking at the body of a patient. There is no emotion in his heart, and he doesn't want to laugh. He just wants to complete his work well.

Higashino Kanade is drawing a pure love story. He personally doesn't like reading pure love stories. They are boring and he doesn't feel excited.

But even though he likes to read perverted things in books, he doesn't want to draw perverted things when he draws them.

The main purpose was to leave himself a way out. If the pure love book was discovered, he would probably be scolded. If he drew a rap book, a minotaur book, or a heavy-mouthed book, Fury, or a beast, he felt that he would be kicked out of the house, and then he could only be shaved by a beautiful young lady. Then she picked up a male elementary school student.

Thinking about it this way, it doesn’t seem bad.

Okay, I've decided. I'll just draw... a normal book. Why should an elementary school student draw books for adults to read? I should just draw a serious book, or a healing book of depressing animation.

It's decided to be you, Pikachu Josuke!

Chapter 34: Mom: They all played on their phones (sure)

"Ah!"

"Have a cold?"

"like."

"Have you taken your medicine?"

"have eaten."

This conversation took place at the Higashino family, and the speakers were Higashino Kanade and Izumi Konata.

This morning, Quan Cifang came and rang the doorbell "Ding Dong! Ding Dong! Ding Dong!". Others rang the doorbell "Ding Dong--! Ding Dong--!" but she rang the doorbell "Ding Dong! Ding Dong! Ding Dong!"

Urgent, urgent, urgent, she hoped that the door would open the moment she pressed the doorbell.

Really, why don’t I talk to mom and give Cifang a key so that he won’t always ring the doorbell. He is sleeping in bed and still needs to come down to open the door.

Xiaoling doesn't seem to be at home. She must have gone to the store with her parents.

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