Is it okay not to want to work hard?
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Higashino Kanade: [I don’t want to, so what I said just now was just a joke. I am loyal to you.]
Quan This Recipe: [6]
To the five people, Izumi Konata, Nishimiya Shoko, Goto Ichisato, Hiroi Kikuri, and Ijichi Nijinaka, Tono Kanade cannot be loyal to them, but he can guarantee his loyalty. Well, as long as nothing unexpected happens, he can definitely guarantee it.
Chapter 6: The Hard-core Ruthless Man on Campus - Kitahara Iori
My name is Kitahara Iori.
Male, 18 years old, likes girls.
After graduating from Boys' High School, he officially entered Izu University this spring.
Living away from parents in a seaside town, a new city, a new campus, a new life full of hope and new encounters.
……
Just as I entered school, a large mass of gray was cast over the sky.
In the classroom of the auditorium, Kitahara Iori held her chin with one hand, looking at the beautiful scenery of falling cherry blossoms outside the window, sighing inwardly.
Which step went wrong?
Was it because I was admitted to this school? Was it because I came to this city? Or was it because I saw a group of naked men when I opened the door of my uncle's diving shop? !
"It is said that the man was the hero who passed out drunk in front of the auditorium."
"Yes, I heard that a banquet was held in front of the auditorium on the first day."
"She's only wearing a pair of underwear. That's awesome."
"It's amazing how big it has become on the first day."
“It smells like alcohol.”
In the auditorium, Higashino Kanade sat in the last row, leaning over the table with his hands covering his face, laughing so hard that his body was shaking. He believed that his smile was deformed due to laughter. When he first watched the animation, he thought Kitahara Iori was amazing, but he didn't expect him to be so amazing.
What kind of person is this? After being tricked by a senior, he was drunk in front of the school auditorium wearing only a pair of underwear, and then he bravely sat in the first row when he came to the classroom. Not only did he not go home, but he also sat in the first row of the classroom. What kind of spirit is this? This is the spirit of Allahhu Akbar, the great teacher.
However, Kitahara Iori couldn't go home in this state. He was drunk yesterday and was carried here by those two senior brothers. Secondly, even if he knew the way home, if he was found by a patrolman when he returned home in this state, he would definitely be dispatched on the spot and taken to the police station for ideological persuasion.
People cannot, or at least should not, walk down the street in just their underwear and go crazy, even if they are trapped in love.
Today is the first day of school and we only have one class, the orientation class.
At this time, the classroom was full of students from the Department of Mechanical Engineering. Sadly, out of the 143 students in the huge Department of Mechanical Engineering, 140 were boys and only 3 were girls.
The male to female ratio is an astonishing 140:3!
Is this the mechanical major? It's so sad. It seems that many science majors have more wolves than meat, with too many boys and too few girls. Liberal arts majors are much better, with either a balanced gender ratio or more girls and fewer boys.
Higashino Kanade was originally looking forward to what expression the entrance orientation teacher would have when he saw Kitahara Iori's appearance, but to his surprise, and to the surprise of all the students in the classroom including Kitahara Iori himself, was the teacher's lack of reaction.
The instructor, who looked to be in his 50s or 60s, with glasses and a slicked-back hair, entered the classroom. He simply glanced at Kitahara Iori with no expression on his face, and said in a calm tone, "Then let's start the orientation."
"Beef beer!"
Higashino Kanade didn't expect the instructor to have no reaction. It seemed that the instructor had seen a lot of things. Could it be that he had met the two seniors of Kitahara Iori? If he had met them, then Kitahara Iori's behavior was indeed a small matter. After all, they seemed to be fierce basketball players who could expose their black spots in school.
The orientation session was not long, on the contrary it was very short. It was over in less than ten minutes.
We are all college students. Although we have not yet reached the age of 20 and are adults, there is no need to say many things. Just a brief talk will be enough. After all, college is not high school. In high school, the school has no good way to deal with violations of school rules, but in college, credits can teach students how to behave.
Be a good person.
Higashino Kanade kept taking pictures of Kitahara Iori who was in the front row. Although taking secret photos is illegal in Japan, it is like carrying passengers on a bicycle. As long as you are not discovered, it is not a crime. And if you don't take secret photos, then it's fine to take photos openly.
The most important thing is that he is not the only one who did this. Kitahara Iori was photographed by his classmates when he was sleeping soundly in front of the auditorium.
The LINE group is very lively at the moment.
Except for two working people, Hiroi Kikuri and Ijichi Hoshika, everyone else was sharing their campus life.
Needless to say, Izumi Konata and the four members of the Ending Band were sharing the lively freshman registration at Houbun University today, while Higashino Suzu and Nishimiya Yuzuru were complaining about the small business at Kitazawa High School and asking their predecessors if the small store was also so shabby in the past, while the other was taking pictures of the school and the cats, dogs, sheep and deer that the principal raised in the school this year, as well as the texts and posters in the school promoting Higashino Kanade and the Ending Band.
As a super popular cartoonist of Weekly Shonen Jump, Higashino Kanade and the End Band are a band that has gained a certain fame in the rock world. The school must be promoting them vigorously, hoping to attract a large number of new students through them.
Higashino Kanade didn't check the LINE group for too long because he had nothing to do for the day after the entrance orientation. All that was left was to check out the school clubs and ask about the situation with Nozomi. If Nozomi was fine, they could meet up and go home or go on a date.
Although he wants to watch the follow-up of the encounter between the male protagonist Kitahara Iori and the male second Imamura Kohei, he is still hesitating whether to join the diving club to go diving. He is interested in diving, but he is not interested in alcoholism and nudity. Well, the latter is okay at home, but it is absolutely not allowed outside or in places with outsiders.
Go check out the diving club, diving is still interesting, and as for the drinking problem, just say you are allergic to alcohol. Although the people in the diving club Peek A Boo are drunkards, they are still very reliable compared to the former drunkard Ju Li, and even more reliable than the current Ju Li.
Ah, right.
Higashino Kanade remembered that Hiroi Kikuri would come to Izu today.
She drove here, I don’t know if she has left yet. I didn’t see her leave any messages in the group, so she must not be sleeping now.
After thinking about it, Higashino Kanade simply called Hiroi Kikuri.
“Beep! Beep! Beep!”
"Hello, this is the world's number one bassist, Hiroi Kikuri. Excuse me, is this Higashino Kanade, the world's number one fan of Hiroi Kikuri?"
Hiroi Kikuri's lazy voice came from the other end of the phone. Higashino Kanade knew without asking that she must be lying in bed. He was familiar with the shallow panting and lazy tone, so familiar that he seemed to be lying in bed at this moment, and Kikuri was lying beside her, gently blowing moist hot air on his face to try to arouse his anger.
"No, I'm Tono Kanade, the one who loves Hiroi Kikuri the most in the universe. You got the wrong person."
Higashino Kanade smiled slightly and shared with Hiroi Kikuri the interesting things that happened today.
This conversation turned into a long phone call.
Chapter 7: Strongman locks up a man and watches birds and flowers
"Classmate, have you seen a suspicious half-naked man nearby?"
"A half-naked suspicious man?"
On campus, Higashino Kanade was talking on the phone with Hiroi Kikuri while wandering aimlessly around the familiar campus. When he got to an unknown place, he was politely stopped by the school security guard.
Isn't it right there?
Dongye Kanade glanced at the half-man-high bushes not far behind the security guard. Behind the bushes, a familiar figure was looming.
For an unknown reason, the figure poked his head out from behind the bushes and met Dongye Kanade's eyes.
In an instant, Kitahara Iori's heart skipped a beat.
"Shh!"
Kitahara Iori put his right index finger in front of his mouth, signaling Higashino Kanade not to say anything more.
Higashino Kanade nodded understandingly, without saying anything, but instead gave me a smile that I understood as a gesture of goodwill.
Just when Kitahara Iori was sighing that there were still many people in this world who were relieved and thinking about what to do next, he saw that the good man in his eyes instantly turned into a werewolf and raised his finger to point at him.
The next second, the security guard turned around and the pervert and the security guard met eyes.
"asshole!"
Kitahara Iori was shocked.
He never imagined that there would be such a shameless person in the world who could deceive the heart of an innocent boy!
When he was discovered by the security guard, Kitahara Iori no longer cared about his resentment towards Higashino Kanade and quickly ran away.
"Bye-Bye."
Higashino Kanade waved goodbye to Kitahara Iori with a smile.
The school's atmosphere must be well maintained. How can you not report or tell the security guard if you see a Hentai in school? If you ignore a Hentai today, there may be a second Hentai tomorrow. Once the second one appears, the third, fourth, and fifth Hentai will not be far away.
Having said that, there must have been more than one Hentai like this in this school.
"What happened?"
On the other side of the phone, Hiroi Kikuri, who had been chatting on the phone with Higashino Kanade, was a little curious about the situation here.
"I met that drunk pervert again. He was half-naked and passed out in front of the auditorium on the first day of school. Don't you think that's pretty impressive? He's half as good as you were back then."
"what?"
Hiroi Kikuri was stunned when she heard this. "I wasn't so perverted when I met you, okay? I was just drunk, not passed out, and my clothes were neatly dressed, okay?"
"Are you sure you're not drunk? If not, who would be sleeping soundly on the rainbow of his own vomit?"
Even if ten, fifty, or a hundred years pass, Higashino Kanade will never forget her first meeting with Hiroi Kikuri.
"Really? Ah, I drank too much at the time and forgot about it."
Even though he couldn't see Hiroi Kikuri's appearance, Higashino Kanade could imagine her with a wandering eye, grabbing her hair or turning her head away with embarrassment and guilt.
Thinking back to her dark history, Hiroi Kikuri felt really embarrassed. She quickly changed the subject and said, "Oh, by the way, I have to get ready to leave. Let's talk when I get there."
"When you say ready, do you mean ready to get up?"
Higashino Kanade seriously suspected that Hiroi Kikuri had not yet gotten up.
"I'm up, I'm up, I'm sorting my clothes."
Higashino Kanade didn't quite believe what Hiroi Kikuri said.
Because the studio has moved, Hiroi Kikuri is temporarily living in the home of Ichichi Kouka and Ichichi Seika. At this time, Ichichi Kouka is not at home, so Higashino Kanade plans to ask Ichichi Seika whether she is at home.
If she were at home, she would ask her to urge Kikuri so that she wouldn't arrive in Izu before dark.
After briefly urging Hiroi Kikuri on the phone, Higashino Kanade hung up. He couldn't keep talking on the phone any longer, or it would be pointless.
"Let's go check out the club."
Higashino Kanade put his cell phone in his pocket, asked a student where the club was recruiting new members, and then went to find the diving club.
Although the diving club of Izu University likes to drink and be naked and is very perverted, he still wants to learn diving in the diving club. He really likes marine life, especially seals. If he has the opportunity, he wants to go diving in places where there are seals, such as the Arctic and Antarctic. It would be even better if he could touch and play with seals.
Because of his super powers, he is not too worried about accidents happening while diving. The only thing he is worried about is whether he will encounter strange things while diving, including but not limited to SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star and Cuttlefish.
Speaking of which, the diving club is an inter-school club. I wonder if Nozomi will encounter the diving club recruiting new members at Aoki. If they are recruiting new members, it should be in charge of Hamaoka Azusa, the woman who sometimes inexplicably looks like Niye (Matou Shinji) and uses two swords.
When he arrived at the place where the club was recruiting new members, Dongye Kanade saw a unlucky yellow-haired guy being hugged from above and below by two half-naked burly men.
The yellow-haired guy is the second male lead of "Azure Blue", Kohei Imamura, a two-dimensional otaku who wants to be a otaku but never is, but thinks he is already a otaku. The two half-naked brothers are named Juryū Jiro and Tokita Shinji, both of whom are juniors in the diving club.
"what……"
Seeing this "beautiful" picture, Higashino Kanade, who wanted to join the diving club, hesitated for a moment.
Do I really want to join a club full of bromantic guys, where drinking far outweighs diving, and where they play baseball, boxing, and take off their clothes at every turn?
"We are from the diving club Peek A Boo, come and have a look if you are interested."
Just as Higashino Kanade was hesitating, a beautiful brown-haired beauty handed him a flyer, and he subconsciously took it.
Oh? Freshman reception, free drinks?
Come and have a look.
Higashino Kanade thought about it and decided to wait and see whether he should join. Although it was good to watch anime online, he was always hanging out with a group of naked brothers. He was worried that his perverted self would become even more perverted, and if someone recognized him, his reputation would be damaged.
Just as Higashino Kanade was flipping through the flyers with his head down, he felt the light above his head disappear.
look up.
What came into view was the pervert who was wearing clothes and no longer half naked.
"Ok?"
Higashino Kanade looked puzzled when he saw the handsome and well-mannered young man in front of him.
"Have I seen you somewhere?"
When Kitahara Iori saw Tono Kanade, and then looked at the yellow-haired Imamura Kohei who was locked up by a strong man behind Tono Kanade, he had some bad thoughts.
"Really? Classmate, you look familiar to me now. It was in the auditorium..."
Before Tono Kanade could finish her words, Kitahara Iori quickly interrupted and shouted.
"Senior, this student is interested in the diving club."
Grass!
Higashino Kanade didn't expect Kitahara Iori to hold a grudge like this. He only felt two huge pressures coming from behind him. He didn't even look back, but nodded with a smile and said quickly: "Yes, I am here to join the diving club. My classmate, I guess you are the stupid perverted classmate who got drunk in the auditorium, slept on the road meticulously for everyone to watch birds and flowers, and was chased by the security guards for being a hooligan in broad daylight."
"Hey, what's wrong with your mouth? You're being too mean to someone you just met. Also, what's wrong with you, idiot?"
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