Is it okay not to want to work hard?

Kitahara Iori was hurt by Tono Kanade's venomous tongue with a smiling face and using honorifics. At the same time, he felt sorry that the two seniors did not forcefully lock up this "Iron Wolf" classmate who had betrayed his trust.

Is it a coincidence, or is it something you sensed?

In response to Kitahara Iori's question, Higashino Kanade said politely: "Because you didn't catch a cold even though you slept on the cement road all night wearing such a cool outfit, I think you are very suitable for this saying - fools don't catch colds."

Chapter 8: As everyone knows, water and oolong tea are flammable

As we all know, fools don't catch colds.

Kitahara Iori, a man who can sleep on the cement road shirtless and wearing only underwear on an April night, if he is not a fool, then who is the fool?

He is a complete fool both physically and mentally.

A normal person wouldn't do such a thing. On the first day of school, he got drunk and slept half-naked in front of the auditorium. I dare not even think about what he would do afterwards.

The Diving Society, an alcoholic society disguised as diving.

Even though it is such a club, the welcome party still provided drinks with zero alcohol content.

For the two seniors of the diving club, Shinji Tokita and Ryujiro Hisa, drinking is important, but so is recruiting new members to the club.

In order to prevent anyone from being allergic to alcohol, the two seniors were considerate enough to ask freshmen who were going to drink to wear skin patches so that they could conduct skin patch tests on those who were allergic to alcohol, to prevent someone from being allergic to alcohol without knowing it and causing serious problems after drinking.

"It's so reliable that they can test for alcohol allergies. I thought they would let everyone drink without saying anything."

Higashino Kanade didn't expect that Tokita Shinji and Shou Ryujiro would put patches on the new students. After all, they were not so considerate when they dragged Kitahara Iori into the water.

The welcome party is divided into three tables, A, B and C. Table A is for whiskey, vodka and other drinks with an alcohol content of more than 20%; Table B is for beer, cocktails and other drinks with an alcohol content of 3 to 8%; Table C is for soft drinks with an alcohol content of 0%.

"I think Kikuri will like it here."

Higashino Kanade talked to himself and took a few photos and sent them to Hiroi Kikuri.

In less than three seconds, Hiroi Kikuri replied.

Hiroi Kikuri: [! ]

Hiroi Kikuri: [Wine! ]

Hiroi Kikuri: [Lots of wine! ]

Higashino Kanade: [Stop drinking]

Higashino Kanade: [Get out of here now]

Higashino Kanade: [If you keep dawdling, I’ll let Sister Xingge punish you]

Today, Yidizhi Xingge was at home. From Xingge, he learned that Kikuri had just gotten up after a long time. When he was talking on the phone with Kikuri, this woman had been lying in bed like a lazy fish who would not get up even when the sun was shining on her butt.

Hiroi Kikuri: [Got it]

After sending this message, Hiroi Kikuri disappeared, probably packing up to leave.

Higashino Kanade withdrew his thoughts from Shimokitazawa and turned his attention to the wine table.

Well, let's not drink alcohol, let's have a drink. He didn't want to become an alcoholic, and the thought of becoming the former Kikuri and the current Kitahara made him sweat profusely.

"Classmate, are you also a freshman?"

Higashino Kanade came to table C and was approached as soon as he picked up a cup of non-flammable oolong tea.

The person who approached him was a pretty girl, and on her left and right were two other girls.

"Ah."

Higashino Kanade nodded politely, with a somewhat cold reaction.

Chat up...

During his three years in high school, he was hardly ever approached, not even confessed to. After all, he had a bit of a bad reputation in school, namely, the notoriety that he and Konata, Naoko, Ichiri, and Nijigasaki were suspected of having impure relationships.

When he came to university, no one in the new environment knew what kind of person he was, so they just started to chat with him based on his appearance.

There's nothing we can do about it, since he's the most handsome guy in Asia. Not only is he very handsome, but he's also 1.8 meters tall. Although he's just barely 1.8 meters tall, in the eyes of many girls, 1.8 meters and 1.79 meters are two different creatures.

Faced with these girls' advances, Higashino Kanade reacted coldly, saying that he liked to be alone and declined.

He is a married man, and he cannot afford to have any affair with these vixen who come to chat with him. He has enough vixen at home, and he does not want to bring a wild vixen home, as who knows if it has any disease.

Japan's concept of sex is much more open than China's. China is crazy enough, and this side is even crazier. It's no exaggeration to say that they are far ahead.

Over at Kitahara Iori, he was already drinking Peek A Boo's special flammable oolong tea. Originally, when Kitahara Iori saw Tono Kanade coming to table C to drink, he wanted to come over to drink, too, after all, he had been drinking all night yesterday, and he really couldn't stand it (he thought).

Even if he wanted to drink, he would drink at Table B. He didn't eat anything in the morning, but he started drinking whiskey and vodka. He must think he has lived too long.

Unfortunately, Kitahara Iori wanted to escape, but he couldn't. The senior who knew his drinking capacity caught him and took him to Table A when he was about to go to Table C, and gave him a cup of flammable oolong tea.

90% vodka + 10% whiskey = 1 cup of combustible oolong tea.

At table C, everyone was having a great time. The introverts drank their drinks silently, while the extroverts chatted to liven up the atmosphere and made new friends.

Table B was a bit lively because everyone was drinking. Some people, perhaps because they couldn't drink enough, started to perform their talents in a state of excitement.

Table A...

"Drain the glass by writing!"

“Pronounced as Cheers!”

A group of drunkards were drinking from large beer mugs filled with various high-proof liquors.

The number of people at tables B and C gradually decreased, but the number of people at table A remained the same.

Oh, no, something is missing. One of them is Kitahara Iori. This guy slipped away quietly.

Then he was arrested and taken back.

"It's so miserable."

When Higashino Kanade saw Kitahara Iori who wanted to escape but couldn't, he observed three seconds of silence for him in his heart.

Originally, Kitahara Iori wanted to seek revenge on Higashino Zou for betraying his trust and causing him to be hunted down by the school security guards. But now, after a few glasses of strong liquor, he couldn't care less about it.

"You'll get drunk if you don't drink some water."

Just when Kitahara Iori felt a little dizzy, someone handed him a glass of water and he drank it without thinking.

"..."

Kitahara Iori looked at the half remaining transparent liquid that looked like water in his hand, and took out the lighter that he had put in his pocket at some point and pressed it.

"boom!"

In an instant, brilliant flames rose from the cup.

"God damn vodka!"

Kitahara Iori never expected that he would not be able to smell the vodka and drank it as water.

"Geng, Gengping, are you taking revenge on me?"

Kitahara Iori had a ferocious expression on his face. He drank a few glasses of liquor, and then thought about drinking water to sober himself up, and then had another glass of vodka. He wanted to die.

Drinking alcohol is like drinking water. He is only eighteen years old and not yet an adult!

"No, I don't want revenge, it's just..." Imamura Kohei looked at the lively atmosphere at Table A, paused and said, "I think if I don't knock someone down to join the company for me, I'm afraid I won't be able to withdraw."

"Yes, as long as someone makes a sacrifice."

Hearing this, Kitahara Iori expressed his understanding.

"Do you understand me?"

"Yeah, that's right. It's OK as long as someone sacrificed." Kitahara Iori said with a serious expression, picking up a drink on the table, "I dragged you in. I will take responsibility. I'll drink your wine and you can drink oolong tea."

During this scene, Higashino Kanade watched coldly from a distance, watching Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei hurting each other.

In the end, it evolved into a PaB-style solution, which was a horrible solution of playing a small game and the loser had to drink.

Are they really human?

Higashino Kanade saw a group of people from the diving club drinking alcohol as if it were water and began to doubt their human identity. Could they be aliens from a planet full of alcohol?

Chapter 9 You are watching the scenery on the bridge, and the people watching the scenery are watching you from upstairs

Tono Kanade joins the diving club.

No drinking, no stripping, no playing baseball or boxing, just joining the diving club in a very normal way.

The club activities are the day after tomorrow. After Higashino Kanade joined the diving club, nothing happened. After saying goodbye to a group of drunkards who were living a life of debauchery, he left the campus.

He is going to meet up with Glass and go on a date at the beach.

Go see the sea, then go to the aquarium to see the fish, and then find a restaurant to eat.

If he could get into Qinghai Women's University, he would have wanted to go to the school to find Naozi and date her at school. After all, Naozi was so pretty, what if someone set their eyes on her? He had to assert his sovereignty.

But what if there are lesbians in a women’s university?

Well, I'll talk to Glass tonight and ask her to be careful of some girls who like to take advantage of others, so that she won't get into danger without knowing it.

“There are so many female college students.”

At the gate of Qinghai Women's University, Higashino Kanade was waiting patiently for Nishimiya Naoko.

There are so many uncles...

Higashino Kanade looked at the various luxury cars parked in front of the university gate and the uncles sitting in the cars with a strange expression on his face.

As expected, all crows are black, and this is true in every country.

However, if girls like to take shortcuts, let them do it. It won't bother him anyway. If anyone has his eyes on Glass, this place is close to the sea, and those who understand will understand.

It is not easy for a person with super powers to commit a perfect crime.

Tono Kanade didn't have to wait long before Nishimiya Naoko came out of the school.

"here!"

Seeing Nishimiya Naoko coming out, Tono Kanade waved at him from afar.

Hearing the voice, Nishimiya Glass and after seeing Higashino Kanade, she jumped over with joy.

"How's school, is everything okay?"

When Higashino Kanade saw Nishimiya Naoko coming over, he quickly expressed his concern.

“The environment is very good and large.”

Nishimiya Shoko is very satisfied with the new school. The only thing she is not satisfied with is that Tono Kanade is no longer there.

"Did you make any new friends?"

Dong Ye Kanade asked again.

"No."

Nishimiya Glass shook his head.

On the first day of school, Nishimiya Shoko, who is not a social phobic but rather a little introverted, would not take the initiative to strike up a conversation even if she wanted to make friends.

"It's okay, it's just the first day. But you have to be careful when making friends, Glass. Watch out for lesbians."

Higashino Kanade originally wanted to talk about this with Nishimiya Naoko in the evening, but he couldn't help it because he was concerned.

"I see."

Nishimiya Naoko nodded obediently.

If it were Konaka or Hongxia, they would definitely complain after hearing this.

It's different with Nozomi. She listens to everything Higashino Kanade says, even when it comes to doing H things or shameful actions.

It's really nice to have a girlfriend like Glass. She is beautiful, cute, gentle, considerate, thoughtful, and obedient. She won't ask you all kinds of questions that a girlfriend would ask you, won't be unreasonable, won't have a princess syndrome, won't deny your hobbies, won't feel left out when she sees you playing games, and will even learn to play the games you play, watch anime when she sees you, and listen to the music you listen to with interest.

As long as your hobbies are not illegal, against social customs, or harmful to your health, we will approve of them.

Not to mention boys, even girls will fall in love with her after getting to know her. After all, who doesn't like someone who always affirms themselves?

Higashino Kanade has always believed that he is lucky to be able to date a paper-thin beauty, and that being able to have a harem is a blessing he has accumulated over ten lifetimes. And with a girlfriend like Nozomi who has a super gentle personality, he believes that he must have saved the world in one of his lifetimes, or even in many lifetimes.

Oh, that’s great, this is what he deserves. He thinks it is his due to be able to date Glass.

After all, he started investing in and nurturing Nazo when she was still a little girl in elementary school. He learned sign language, communicated with Nazo tirelessly, took care of Nazo in daily life and campus life, and encouraged Nazo. Isn't it natural for him to date Nazo? Instead, the problem is that he doesn't date Nazo.