Eat, eat, eat, transform into Xiaoling and eat like crazy.

Quan Cifang opened the live broadcast room and started her food show.

"Family, brothers, relatives and friends, please wait a moment, wait a moment, I am eating."

Izumi Chikata said this sentence first in Japanese, then in Chinese, and then in English.

Since becoming a host, her Chinese and English have improved by leaps and bounds. Since there are some viewers from other countries in her live broadcast room, she also learned a little French and Russian, just a little.

Most of the people invited by Izumi Konakata to the game this time are Vtubers, but there is a requirement, that is, they must be able to speak Japanese or English. After all, this is not a Chinese live broadcast limited to Bilibili. Her basic base is on YouTube, not Bilibili. If she communicates in Chinese, most of the YouTube viewers will not understand.

As for some viewers at Bilibili who don’t understand, don’t worry, there are members of the subtitle group who will do simultaneous translation in her Bilibili live broadcast room.

However, it was not out of love, but Quan Chifang specially paid to hire a member of the subtitle group. Anyway, as a big anchor on YouTube and Bilibili, she is rich, very rich, and can even pour a bottle of Coke and drink it. As for whether she drinks and pours Pepsi or Coke, it depends on personal opinion.

This is the first time that Higashino Kanade and Higashino Suzu have collaborated with Izumi Konata. It's not quite right to say that they are collaborating, after all, they don't do any live broadcasts, they are just invited to play together.

What to play.

A werewolf game, like Goose and Duck, Between Fears, and Werewolf on the Snow.

However, this game show is very effective, and you won’t feel too frustrated if you lose. After all, this is a new game and no one has fully mastered it yet. Therefore, most of the time, you don’t necessarily die at the hands of the players, but rather from random events in the game.

At this time, Higashino Kanade's acting skills are tested. When he is a werewolf, he not only has to play the role of a civilian well, but he also has to pretend that he and Konata are not a couple, and he has to pay attention to the behavior that he and Konata will subconsciously show off their love.

Of course, the same goes for Izumi Konata. She must not show off her affection to him, otherwise fans will smell something fishy and start looking for clues about the life of the person in the Nekomiya Hinata. If you want to open Izumi Konata's box, you will definitely be able to find out. After all, she has some disguises about her real identity under the suit, but not much.

During the one-night game, Tono Kanade behaved himself and did not have much interaction with Izumi Konata. Even when he transformed into a werewolf and killed anyone, he would still kill Xiao Ling.

"Ah, ahhhh, Tono Kanade!"

Once again, the game started with a knife being stabbed, and an angry voice was heard from Tono Suzu's room, which was enough to penetrate into Tono Kanade's room.

"Red bean paste, private Marseille." In the game voice, Higashino Kanade apologized emotionlessly to Higashino Ling's body, "I'm sorry, I'm an emotionless killer. I've locked the door, so don't waste your time."

There were knocks on the door coming from outside. It was obvious that his sister, who had turned into a corpse, did not hear what he said, but took off her headphones and made trouble for him immediately.

"Dongye Zou, come out here! If you have the guts to kill me, come out now!"

At this time, standing next to Higashino Kanade's game character was his wolf teammate Izumi Konata, and Higashino Ling's irritable voice all entered Konata's live broadcast room.

Knowing that the live broadcast room here needed a show effect, Dongye Zou did not turn off the microphone, but said with a smile: "I won't, if you have the guts, come in, if you have the guts, come in and press my head on the keyboard."

Higashino Kanade was fearless, and then he heard the sound of a key opening the door.

"My grass!"

Higashino Kanade was shocked when he heard the sound. It turned out that there was the key to the room door at home.

He had never seen this thing since he was a child. How did Xiaoling get it? No, she came prepared!

In the apartment, Izumi Konata heard Higashino Kanade's exclamation, followed by Higashino Suzu's angry "Nisui" and the sound of her head being pressed on the keyboard.

With Tono Kanade's ability, it is actually very easy to get rid of Tono Suzu's head pressing, but firstly, this is a live broadcast, so it will have a good show effect; secondly, Suzu is his sister, although she is a high school student, but he still needs to spoil her. How can he not spoil a sister who has been cute since she was a child and is not very rebellious?

Just roll your face off on the keyboard, it was him who did it anyway. He was targeting Xiao Ling and killing her. When he found out that she was a good person, he tried to kill her. Then when he found out that she was a wolf, he killed her because she was a good person.

After being hit on the keyboard once, Higashino Kanade became much more obedient. He no longer targeted Xiaoling, but protected her like a little flower in a greenhouse.

Unfortunately, perhaps because he had killed her too cruelly before, Xiaoling was not used to his sudden "whitewashing". She always felt that he had ulterior motives and wanted to treat her like a pig and then kill her in the end.

"Xiao Ling, what you said really makes your brother sad. Have I ever lied to you since you were a child?"

Higashino Kanade looked at his bright red werewolf symbol and skills, then looked at Xiaoling's normal good guy name, and an involuntarily villain-like smile appeared on his face.

At this time, Quan Konaka wanted to speak, but she held back.

Xiaozou has lied to Xiaoling so many times. He tells lies without hesitation and always plays Xiaoling around in circles.

"You've lied enough!"

Higashino Suzu recalled how many times Higashino Kanade had lied to her since she was a child, and she couldn't even count them. Although they were all harmless lies, and some were even jokes, it was impossible for him to say that he had never lied to anyone.

It is impossible for a qualified scumbag not to lie. If he can't lie, he can't be a scumbag.

In the evening, whether it was Izumi Konata, Higashino Kanade, Higashino Suzu or others, they all had a great time. After all, this kind of game show is very effective. They had fun playing it, and the audience in the live broadcast room also had fun watching it. Some games are really two different games to play by yourself and to watch the anchor play. If you play it by yourself, you will be red-hot and broken in a short time, but if the anchor plays it, it doesn't matter even if the anchor is red-hot and broken in the defense, anyway, they just have fun watching it.

Especially when the host was saying "Who dares to kill me" in the previous second and was stabbed in the next second, the smile on his face suddenly stopped and suddenly shifted to the audience's faces, it was really joyful.

This kind of game is really only fun when you watch the host play it. You can't get any joy yourself, especially when you know that a famous cartoonist is being pressed on the head by his own sister.

Chapter 78 Are you happy?

"are you happy?"

"I'm happy your mother!"

The above dialogue comes from the super annoying cartoonist Higashino Kanade and his extremely annoying sister Higashino Suzu.

The game collaboration has ended. Before the last game ended, this pair of cartoonist siblings contributed a dialogue that would make Chinese audiences laugh to death.

"so fun!"

Higashino Kanade took off his headphones and felt particularly happy.

Although I can't show my affection with Jifang, it's still fun to tease Xiaoling. It's just that I have deceived her too many times, so she will kill her brother no matter he is a werewolf or a good guy, or whether he is in the same camp with her.

If it was Kitahara Iori, Imamura Kohei and the others, they would definitely hurt each other. Unfortunately, it was Xiaoling who did this. He had no choice but to bear it. Anyway, Xiaoling could not beat him no matter how hard she fought. Basically, she hurt the enemy by a thousand and hurt herself by eight hundred. Because he often played the wolf and fooled everyone around, he was "isolated" by everyone. However, he could still lie with his eyes open and pat his chest to assure that he was a good person, and feed the good people like pigs.

Especially the artificially retarded Miss Kizuna Ai, who was deceived by him again and again, but still chose to believe him. This made him embarrassed, and he had a sure win but let her win.

"Is not fun!"

Higashino Ling's voice was heard outside the door. She looked at Higashino Kanade in the room, her eyes full of resentment.

"It's not fun at all. That's right, you're just a kid, you don't understand the fun of this kind of game."

Dongye Zou shook his head, looking very old-fashioned.

Although he looks less than 20 years old, if he has been a human for two lifetimes, he is actually an old man. By the time he is in his twenties, he will have evolved into an old man.

"Ah."

Dongye Ling sneered and did not argue with Dongye Zou.

She knew she couldn't win the argument with her brother, and arguing would only make herself angrier.

"gone."

Dongye Ling was too lazy to care about Dongye Zou anymore and went to the refrigerator and kitchen to look for food. She wanted to turn her grief and anger into appetite and eat as much as she could.

Eat, eat, eat, we are born to eat!

"There's nothing left at home. If you want to eat, you have to go out and buy it yourself."

Higashino Kanade's faint voice drifted into Higashino Ling's ears. As a family member who had lived together since childhood, Higashino Kanade knew very well that Higashino Ling would overeat when she was in a bad mood. She had a very strange physique, with no parasites in her body and no other problems, but she could not gain weight no matter how much she ate.

Many people's so-called inability to gain weight is either due to illness or not eating enough. If you eat a lot, you will gain weight. The food is high in calories and fat. They eat four meals a day and all kinds of snacks in between. They never stop eating and only drink beverages instead of water.

Not fat? Keep eating!

"Why is there no food at home?"

Higashino Ling couldn't accept what she heard.

Could it be possible that she was going out to buy something at this late hour? !

"How should I know? I didn't eat it."

Although Higashino Kanade couldn't see Higashino Suzu, he couldn't help but roll his eyes.

Xiaoling was showing off everything in the house, and he remembered that he had bought a lot of food and drinks for the house just the day before yesterday, but today all of them were shown off by this little girl?

"Well……"

Higashino Ling's already bad mood became even worse, and she was so irritable that she wanted to turn into Hannibal and eat people.

"I'll go shopping with you."

Higashino Kanade walked out of the room.

The bicycle that has not been used for a long time is still at home. It’s late at night, so I can ride the bicycle to buy it and come back quickly.

No one can sit in the back seat? Well, it's the same old saying, as long as you don't get caught, it's not a crime. In Japan, whether in real life or in movies and TV shows, people are not allowed to sit in the back seat, but many people still do so.

Arriving at the warehouse at home, Higashino Kanade pushed the car outside. On the way to the door of his house, he used his superpowers to quickly clean up the dust.

"Come on, get on my horse."

"My favorite horse..."

Dong Yeling looked at the bicycle, rolled her eyes and said, "I want to ride Chitu."

"Why ride a Red Hare? Those who ride Red Hare are all dead." Dongye Zou patted the bike and said proudly, "Come on, get on the horse. I'll take you to experience the feeling of riding a Dayun motorcycle at lightning speed."

Talking about motorcycles, he suddenly thought of his own motorcycle, which was in Izu. Although he had never ridden it, it was still very good to ride. Especially since he relied on his superpowers to drive as he pleased without worrying about danger.

If he used his superpowers, he could ride his bicycle at the speed of a motorcycle, but his bike wouldn't be able to hold up if he rode like that, and there was no need to do so. He was just going to the convenience store to buy things, not going to Akina Mountain to race with others.

Higashino Suzu got on the bicycle reluctantly.

Along the way, Dongye Zou and Dongye Ling didn't meet anyone, because it was late, and his house was not in a busy area, so it was still very deserted at night. There were not many people, but if you open your yin and yang eyes, you will see a lot of ghosts.

Higashino Kanade and Higashino Suzu came to a convenience store. Higashino Kanade did not go into the store, but looked at the bicycle outside the convenience store. He asked his sister to help bring him the food and drinks he wanted.

"Want to eat? Want Want crushed ice."

After coming out of the convenience store, Tono Ling stuffed half a stick of Want Want crushed ice cream into Tono Kanade's mouth.

"Why is there Want Want crushed ice in this store?"

Dongye Zou felt that the taste was not right while eating. He looked at the packaging bag in Xiaoling's hand. This was not Want Want Crushed Ice at all, but some kind of crushed ice of an unknown brand.

However, the taste of this thing shouldn't be so different if it's from different brands.

Never mind, it’s hot, something cold would be nice.

"I don't know, just eat it."

Higashino Ling said indifferently. For her, she could accept food as long as it didn't taste bad.

"Be careful not to turn into a Splatoon if you eat anything careless."

Higashino Kanade disagreed with what Higashino Ling said. Although he often said "you can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want", but at this time he had to be double-standard.

"Pretty girls don't need to go to the bathroom."

Higashino Suzu said complacently.

She is a beautiful girl, a beautiful girl who doesn't get fat even if she eats.

As we all know, beautiful girls are all Pixiu, they only go in and never leave.

"Then you are really awesome!"

Higashino Kanade gave a thumbs up.

"That's it." Dongye Ling said, got on the car, raised his hand and pointed to the front and said, "Private Dongye Zou, charge!"

"Who is a private? No matter what I say, you have to be a second lieutenant, okay?" Dongye Zou rubbed Dongye Ling's head and said with a smile, "You are the private, Dongye Ling private."

"Humph, I'm a general, a five-star admiral."

"Yes, yes, you are a five-star general. If you can become a five-star general, then I will be the president of the Earth Federation."

On the way back, the two started chatting again.

Chapter 79 The world is cute, Pochi is weird

Late at night, the game linkage ended, but Quan Cifang did not stop broadcasting, but continued the live broadcast.

She is a nocturnal creature and does not sleep until the moon is asleep.

Hongxia is in the apartment today. She can play until daytime, then have breakfast and go to bed. She feels comfortable when she thinks that she can have everything she wants no matter where she is.

The protagonist of the daily light novel is not Xiaozou, but her!

While happily playing online games, Quan Cifang interacted with the audience in the live broadcast room and said strange things.

It's summer vacation and many students are on vacation. Some students can't stay up late, while some students can stay up late like crazy. In addition, there is a time difference between her European and American audiences, so there are many more people in her live broadcast room than when there is no summer vacation.

This night, Izumi Konata was not lonely, because the people who had left the band were still asleep. Yamada Ryo was thinking about a new song, Goto Ichiri was thinking about the lyrics of another song, Kita Ikuyo was watching a drama, and Ijichi Kouka was in the kitchen preparing a midnight snack for everyone.

Hongxia is really like a mother, taking care of everyone in the apartment.

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