"Aren't you guys sleeping?"

At home, Higashino Kanade was lying on the bed and connected with Ichichi Kouka via mic. After knowing that Konoha and Kouka were staying up late, he said, "Staying up late all the time makes you older."

"There's nothing we can do. No one wants to sleep." Yijizhi Hongxia said helplessly, "If I sleep, they will have instant noodles at night. Chifang can cook, but she doesn't want to."

Hongxia Mama is really Hongxia Mama. She takes care of her band mates and Konaka as if she is raising a child.

"..."

After hearing what Ichichi Kouka said, Higashino Kanade didn't know what to say. He knew that it was useless for him to say anything, Kouka should still help them cook.

"Don't worry, I'll go to bed after I finish cooking. I won't stay up until dawn like them."

Ijichi Hongxia still cares a lot about her self-care. She is not like Konata who will never grow up, with her face, skin and figure frozen in the fifth grade of elementary school.

"That's okay."

Higashino Kanade lay on the bed and closed his eyes.

I originally wanted to have a sweet chat with Hongxia on the phone for an hour before going to bed, but now I'll just chat until Hongxia falls asleep.

"What are you making for them for midnight snack?"

"Croquettes, potato pancakes."

The food made by Ichichi Hongxia is simply a huge explosion of carbohydrates, but it doesn’t matter, we are all beautiful girls, and we can’t eat fat. As rock musicians, they exercise a lot, so even if they eat fat, they can lose weight.

"Are you really not worried about them getting fat?"

When Higano Kanade heard these two things, he couldn't help but imagine what Hong Xia would look like if she became a fat Hong Xia. Although he would like Hong Xia even if she became a tank, it would be better not to have a tank.

There's nothing you can do about it, he's a scumbag, he just likes pretty girls who aren't fat.

This is a matter of course. Being fat is unhealthy. What's wrong with him liking healthy girls?

"Being fat is their business, it has nothing to do with me."

Ichichi Hongxia said with a sinister look.

"Aren't you going to eat?"

Dongye played music.

The black-bellied Hongxia is very cute, but unfortunately, she is too far away and cannot reach the sun.

"If they don't want to eat, I'll just say I've eaten and let them eat."

Ichichi Hongxia's voice was full of laughter.

"You are so bad."

Higashino Kanade didn't expect that Ichichi Koka would use this trick. She wanted to lose weight quietly while everyone else got fatter.

"I want to sleep, so I won't eat. If I eat and sleep, my stomach will feel uncomfortable."

Ijichi Hongxia explained why she didn't eat.

She prepared to go to bed after finishing her meal. She would digest the food for a while before going to bed. She didn't know how late it was.

She also has to go to bed early and get up early.

At twelve o'clock in the evening, after preparing everyone's midnight snack and serving it to everyone, Yidi Chi Hongxia went to sleep peacefully.

In the room, Goto Ichiri was lying on a chair, thinking about the lyrics with a headache.

So annoying.

The new song is a song that sounds full of energy. Such a song is suitable for Yu Dai and Hong Xia to write the lyrics, but not for her. She can only write dark and autistic lyrics.

Although cheerful music with dark and autistic lyrics is not a new thing, but this year their band has released three songs with cheerful music and dark lyrics, and she would not feel good if there is another one. If fans scold her, she will definitely break down and quit the Internet after seeing the fans' comments.

There is nothing more to come. It is impossible for her to sell goods through live streaming.

Goto Ichiri has been in a band for a long time, and her band has been popular both online and in real life for a long time, but she has never been well trained to withstand stress, and she easily becomes withdrawn when she sees negative comments about her band on the Internet.

No matter what songs they release, there are always fans who are not satisfied. If they release cheerful songs, fans who like gloomy styles will not be satisfied; if they release gloomy songs, fans who like cheerful styles will not be satisfied with the scores. At this time, she envied Xiaozou very much, because Xiaozou often did things that made everyone dissatisfied.

As the saying goes, it is difficult to satisfy everyone. In this case, then everyone should just stop eating and overturn the table. Then everyone will think that the previous works were still good. It is better than not producing any works for a month or two, or even half a year.

However, Higashino Kanade encountered this situation whenever he was drawing books. When he drew some strange books, there would always be pure love fans coming over. When he drew pure love books, those who liked strange books would also come over. So after he drew a book about insects mating, everyone thought that the author's previous drawings were all very good.

The reason is that they are a little worried about Higashino Kanade's mental state. What normal person can draw a book about insects? From mantises, butterflies to cockroaches and flies, the drawings are extremely detailed and are seriously based on the mating of real insects. This book is the kind that can be included in textbooks and used as illustrations.

"What should I do? I really want to do it... I really want to sleep."

Goto Ichiri muttered to himself and almost spoke out what was in his heart.

The door of her room was not locked, and she was worried that if she didn't change her words in time, the door would be pushed open and Yu Dai or Liang would walk in with a mischievous look on his face.

Even Liang, who has a bit of facial paralysis, will show a teasing expression, and this expression is more lethal than that of ordinary people.

She wanted to sleep so that she could do it in her dreams... cough, have a good rest, and if Xiaozou was around, maybe he could give her some inspiration. Although it was more likely that her head was empty because of this or that, and she had no extra thoughts except asking for things, but what if, what if Xiaozou could give her inspiration instead of the usual white stuff.

Goto Ichiri thought for a moment while eating and said, "Let's go to sleep. It's over for today. Anyway, I have tried my best. Let's go to sleep and go to my dreams. Ugh, I have tried my best."

Maybe she was really sleepy, her mind started to act weird.

Chapter 80 Two Kinds of People Can Sleep in the Same Bed

Spring dream without trace.

Higashino Kanade woke up with a lost expression.

Miss Yili.

The Ichi-li in the dream is really great, but compared to reality, the Ichi-li in reality is indeed better.

Dreams are a comfortable place, but unfortunately not as comfortable as reality.

"I want to be bitter."

Higashino Kanade got up from the bed, got out of bed and pulled open the half-drawn curtains completely.

Today is a good day, with bright sunshine and clear skies. It's obvious that the sun will be so hot that it will kill people.

"Tsk, you're already in heat so early in the morning, how disgusting."

Higashino Suzu came out of the room and just happened to hear her brother's words that made the innocent girl blush.

"A day's plan begins in the morning. Do you understand, kid? Do you know what this sentence means? Do you know why people's sexual desire is strongest in the morning?"

Higashino Kanade emphasized the word "日". In his dictionary, "日" was never a noun, but a verb, a word that meant to move vigorously or fiercely.

"I don't know, I don't want to know, please stop talking."

Dongye Ling didn't want to listen to Dongye Kanade's words. She knew that her brother couldn't spit out ivory from his mouth.

She is just a minor, and she doesn't want to know anything about H. She can't eat it, so what's the point of knowing so much H knowledge.

"You little brat just don't understand. This is all valuable knowledge. Even though you may never use it in your life, you still have to understand it."

Higashino Kanade shook his head and sighed.

I'm already in high school, so I still need to learn some knowledge, otherwise I'll make a fool of myself in the future. For example, boys can change their eggs, and there will be uncles. These things need to be understood.

“Who can’t use it in their lifetime!”

When Higashino Ling heard this, she got angry and went to Higashino Kanade's room and kicked him in the knee.

"Rude, not ladylike at all. How can you ever be of any use to me?"

Higashino Kanade rubbed his knees and continued to provoke Higashino Ling.

If a person seeks death, he will die. However, he is the older brother and Xiaoling is the younger sister. Even if he seeks death, Xiaoling can't do anything to him.

In a word, it's "Hit me, idiot!"

Higashino Kanade didn't say such a thing, but that didn't stop him from getting beaten.

The Higashino family was bustling early in the morning. Although there were only two siblings, it was as lively as if there was a big family.

Today, Higashino Kanade was a bit lazy, so he didn't make breakfast, but took Xiaoling to Ikebukuro to buy steamed buns from a Chinese-owned steamed bun shop. He was too lazy to make breakfast, but he was diligent enough to squeeze into the train to eat steamed buns. He could only be lazy in a unique way.

On the train, Higashino Kanade sent a message to Ichichi Kouka with a smile on his face. As expected, his smile was disliked by his rebellious sister.

"Brother, your smile is so disgusting."

The high school Higashino Suzu is indeed not as well-behaved as the childhood Higashino Suzu, and she can even say such words.

"Tsk, what eyes? How can my smile be disgusting? I can conquer the whole city with this smile, and I can conquer the whole country with another smile. Even the top gigolo in the gigolo parlor can't have such a sunny and perfect smile like mine."

Higashino Kanade really dislikes Higashino Ling's lack of vision.

There is nothing disgusting about his smile. His smile is always fatal whether it is directed at girls or boys.

Women will not marry anyone but him, and men will not marry anyone but him!

"Really? I don't believe it."

Higashino Suzu doesn't believe the bullshit that Higashino Kanade says.

Today is Monday, and the number of people on the tram is ridiculous, if not too many.

However, after using their superpowers, everyone else subconsciously moved away from him and Xiaoling, and ignored the fact that their side was relatively empty.

"Brother, can't you teleport? Why do we have to take the train?"

Higashino Ling leaned against the door of the tram and sighed as she thought that she would have to sit on the tram for a while.

It would be nice if there was a magic door so I could easily buy buns and eat them at home.

"The truth is in the ordinary, and I suddenly teleported to Ikebukuro. What if someone with ulterior motives finds out?"

Higashino Kanade patted Higashino Suzu's head, as if to say, "I see you don't understand at all."

"useless."

Dong Ye Ling crossed her arms over her chest and rolled her eyes.

Seeing this, Higashino Kanade remembered something and said with a smile: "I heard from Yuzuru that you want to become a magician and a magical girl?"

"What's wrong? Do you have any objections?"

Dong Ye Ling was a little angry.

The reason she was angry was that she was a little angry out of shame. It was nothing that she wanted to be a magician, but she felt a little ashamed of being a magical girl.

She's already in high school, but she still wants to be a magical girl. Especially in recent years, the market for magical girls has not been very good. It used to be all about friendship and magic, but later it became despair and death.

"No, I just have a magic book here. If you want to learn it, you can try. I don't know if it's true or not, but what if it's true?"

Dongye Kanade thought of the various strange books he had found in order to study how to summon the dead and communicate with spirits. Most of the books he found were fake, but there were also real ones, and some books that were not sure whether they were real or fake.

Anyway, it was summer vacation, and he was at home, so he asked Xiaoling to try those unknown magic spells, maybe they would come true. He didn't succeed because he couldn't sense the magic element, but Xiaoling might have that talent.

Superpowers are a benefit for him as a time traveler, but what if his benefits can affect Xiaoling? After all, they are born from the same mother. If he has superpowers, it is normal for Xiaoling to awaken some abilities. Like Shigeo Kageyama and his younger brother, and like Kusuo Saiki and his older brother, if he has special abilities, Xiaoling should also have special abilities.

"Eh? Really? Where's the book!?"

Hearing this, Higashino Ling's eyes sparkled.

Magic, she can become a great magician. Once she learns magic, she can turn all the annoying guys into toads.

Balala energy, Ukalaka, all the annoying people will turn into toads!

"Izu."

Dongye Ling was almost angry to death after Dongye Zou said this.

"Huh? Izuku! Why didn't you bring it back!?"

"Why would I bring you back? Who knew you wanted to be a magician? In modern society, why would anyone want to be a magician? What's the difference between this and someone wanting to be a goblin and catching a female knight to be their own?"

While Higashino was giving his speech, the train arrived at the station and he hurried off to avoid the crowds that would prevent him and Xiaoling from getting on.

He used his superpowers on the people on the tram, but it didn't work on the people waiting for the tram on the platform.

"Can you please stop saying weird things in a serious manner? I can't stand it. How can Sister Cifang and the others accept you?"

Higashino Suzu quickly followed Higashino Kanade. She couldn't stand her brother always talking dirty to her.

He looks like a human but doesn't sound like a dog. Why does he talk like a dog? He doesn't even sound like a human.

"Because your sister is the one who speaks strange words."

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