Hong Kong Variety Show: Infernal Affairs undercover? I am no longer a human being!

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“You don’t even have a New Era suit, what qualifications do you have to talk to me?”

"You can't even buy a New Age suit, what can you use to fight me?!"

For a time,

The men in black suits are smug, full of energy and vigor all day long, parading through the streets, extremely arrogant!

Those who don’t have a black suit can only avoid the spotlight temporarily and try their best to get one.

Because of this, an interesting phenomenon occurred.

In the past, gangsters all wore gold chains and shirts, and they could be recognized as gangsters at a glance.

And now?

The gangsters all put on black suits, and they looked quite cool, handsome and serious. They mingled with ordinary citizens. For a moment, it was difficult to tell who were the ordinary citizens and who were the gangsters!

As for why not choosing Lin’s suit?

There is no way. The suits of Lin’s Clothing are full of flaws. Compared with the suits of the new era, they have no advantages and are devalued!

……

of course,

Lin Daheng is not a vegetarian either.

After the stock market war ended yesterday, he called together the clothing design department, scolded them, and quickly updated the various shortcomings of Lin's suits.

In a word, plagiarism!

Follow the new era suits!

Then the next day, newspapers all over Hong Kong reported that Lam's Clothing would undergo a major reorganization and would strive to launch new models of Lam's suits within 10 days to ensure that the citizens would be satisfied.

10 days?

The yellow vegetables are cold!

……

the next day,

9:30,

The sun is shining and the air is fresh.

Le Huizhen lay on the dining table.

The dining table made a babbling sound.

Ma Zhichao proved with facts that the person who stabs you in the back may not be your enemy but a big bastard.

Ring ring ring~~~~

"Atou..." Liang Xiaorou called.

"what's up?"

"Chief Superintendent Cody from the Criminal Intelligence Division of the Police Department came over and asked to discuss with you the last case and how to write the action report..."

"Make him wait!"

"Yes."

After Ma Zhichao hung up the phone, he said to Le Huizhen: "I have something to do and I'll give you 10 minutes..."

Le Huizhen rushed into the bathroom: "Then help me find some clothes..."

Ma Zhichao sneered: "Help you? I am a man, how can I do such a small thing? It's an insult to my personality?"

Le Huizhen: “???”

Little things?

Why were those little things going crazy last night?

She was so angry that she rushed out of the bathroom, ahhh~~ and punched Ma Zhichao.

Pooh!

Damn scumbag!!

10 minutes later……

The two people went downstairs.

Eat breakfast.

"Mr. Ma..."

Wherever he went, citizens greeted Ma Zhichao with great enthusiasm.

Ma Zhichao responded while saying to Le Huizhen, "It looks like you're moving."

Le Huizhen's eyes lit up: "I want a villa, a mansion of several thousand square feet!"

Ma Zhichao smiled: "Don't worry, you are my woman, house, money... whatever you want!"

"That's good enough!" Le Huizhen was satisfied and gave Ma Zhichao a big "mua". But she soon remembered that Ma Zhichao had another woman - Fang Siwei.

Suddenly I felt angry!

Do I have to share a man with that bitch Fang Siwei?

Le Huizhen became angrier the more she thought about it, and then she punched Ma Zhichao again.

Ma Zhichao: “???”

We found a breakfast shop and ordered a few breakfasts, such as rice noodle rolls, crispy taro cakes, and sour cucumbers...

"Boss, give me two bottles of Pepsi!"

"Give me two bottles too!"

"Bring me a bottle of..."

Some guests started shouting as soon as they sat down.

Ma Zhichao: “…………”

Damn, is New Era Coke so shameless? None of you ordered one?

A customer shouted: "Why drink Pepsi? Isn't New Era Coke delicious?"

“New Era Coke tastes good, but I’m not used to it.”

"I'm used to Pepsi."

"New Era Coke, I feel like it tastes a little different, I'd rather drink the original one."

Guests commented one after another.

After hearing this, Ma Zhichao felt unhappy: Pepsi? Humph, I wish you all have diarrhea soon!

quickly,

The boss brought bottles of Pepsi to the customers and opened the caps.

Those guests drank tons of alcohol.

"Wow, I love the feeling of these spicy bubbles rolling down my throat... burp..."

"Pepsi, great!"

"It's a bit strange though. The taste of Pepsi today is a little different than usual."

Le Huizhen kicked Ma Zhichao with her slender, snow-white, round and tender little feet, and said with gloating.

"It seems that your New Age Coke is not very popular."

"What do you mean mine? It's ours, and you will have shares in the future!" Ma Zhichao said with a smile.

Le Huizhen's eyes suddenly lit up, she gave Ma Zhichao a sip of mua, gave Ma Zhichao a massage, and then said angrily: "Brother Chao, these people really don't know what's good, drinking garbage like Pepsi!"

Waving his fist angrily.

Ma Zhichao: “…………”

Are you too realistic?

About 20 minutes later, when Ma Zhichao and Le Huizhen had almost finished eating, the citizens who had just been drinking Pepsi finally reacted.

They all covered their stomachs and ran to the toilet.

"Nima...what's going on?"

“My stomach hurts!”

"Boss, did you put any expired ingredients in there? Why do I have a stomachache?"

Seven or eight citizens, with green faces, rushed to the toilet and cursed.

The boss quickly protested: "That's impossible, the ingredients we use are all fresh, if you don't believe me you can go into the kitchen and take a look!"

However, these citizens who suffered from diarrhea did not buy it.

"Fresh? If it's fresh, why do a bunch of us have stomachaches?"

"Yes, there must be something wrong with the breakfast you made!"

"Damn, Boss, I've been eating here for more than ten years, and I didn't expect you to be such a person..."

When the other guests saw this, they all put down their chopsticks.

The boss's eyes were full of suspicion.

The boss almost cried.

This is going to destroy the brand!

"No, absolutely not! ... Did you eat something else?!"

The customer with diarrhea was furious and cursed: "Bullshit, what else can we eat in your store except breakfast?"

"Mad, boss, your toilet is not big enough!"

"grass!"

"Flop!!"

They started cursing.

The boss racked his brains to think of anything expired in his restaurant, but he has been running the business with integrity for more than ten years, so the ingredients must be fresh.

suddenly,

The boss had a flash of inspiration!

In addition to food from his shop, customers also ordered Pepsi.

"Did you drink Pepsi?"

"Bullshit, I drank it, but what's wrong with Pepsi?!"

"Yes, I've been drinking Pepsi for years and never had any problems!"

The guest cursed and was very angry.

The boss quickly asked, "Are there any of you who have diarrhea who didn't drink Pepsi?"

The guests who had diarrhea fell silent.

The boss asked the other diners: "You guys who didn't drink Pepsi, do you have stomach problems?"

Other guests said.

"No."